Mr Biff on the Web
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I've been caller number nine and won the weekend passes. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.
When bored I build large suspension bridges in my back yard. On Wednesdays after school I repair small electrical applicances free of charge. I remodel train stations on my lunch hour, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. Occasionally I tread water for three days in a row. Though only a private citizen, I've received e-mail. But I've never, (until now), had a page on the web.

Twenty-five years ago I married the girl next door. We have three daughters, Christine, Emily, and Julianne. I enjoy basketball, volleyball, tennis and golf. I run five miles a day, but have no desire to run the marathon.

I read extensively, both fiction and non. I'm currently a fan of fictional detectives Scudder, Spenser, and Quiller and love old sci-fi. I enjoy all types of music particularly fifties and sixties stuff.

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Favorite TV Shows

Some great books


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BYE!