Floyd The Barber

Hello Cobain come on in Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down in the chair don't be afraid Steamed hot towel on my face I was shaved I was shaved I was shamed (x3)

Barney ties me to the chair I can't see I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip Pee-pee pressed against my lips

I was shaved I was shaved I was shamed (x3)

I sense others in the room Opie, Aunt Bee I presume They take turns and cut me up I die smothered in Andy's snot

I was shaved I was shaved I was shamed (x3)

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