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Vivvie

I can't believe Mom did it, but she did!
After all the years we've been together,
she goes and brings A DOG into the house!
And not just a DOG...a Chihuahua
(took me forever to learn to spell it)!!!
I don't want to sound like a you-know-what,
but when you're as spoiled as I am...ahem...
you wonder what you did wrong to deserve this. (sigh)
Well, as weird as humans are (sorry Mom!),
I guess this just had to happen. This little brat...I mean,
darling child, is smaller than I am (some revenge!)

Mom says I have to be nice,
and remember what a terrible life this creature had
being a breeder in a puppy mill.
Mom says not all kids are loved unconditionally,
get the run of the house,
and are spoiled rotten.
(She surely doesn't include ME in this group!)

Anyway, I guess I'll get along with her,
just to keep Mom off my case. Mom says I can
be the big sister, and I kind of like that!
I can boss her around, and clobber her if she makes me mad!
Geez, I hope she doesn't do stuff like fetch,
it's so undignified! Oh well, I'll have plenty of time
to train her the *right* way!

Here's a pic of the little brat...sorry, I mean "my sister".
I think she looks like a Hershey's Kiss.
That reminds me! I love chocolate and
dogs can't eat chocolate! See, there's always revenge!

You know, the kid isn't half bad.
Not when you consider she spent the first
three years of her life in a crate!
She doesn't know how to play,
she doesn't chew, and doesn't even bark!

The creeps who had her before Mom rescued her
need to be locked up in a crate for three years...
see how they'd like it! (Snarl...)

Not a bad pic of the kid. She looks
pretty good after her hair grew back in.
Mom is so proud of us, and
I still haven't had to clobber her...yet!
Hee, hee, hee...

Send the brat some e-mail: keemiw@yahoo.com