South Park

Characters Major Characters

Stan Marsh - Reasonably sane and normal, Stan is the de facto leader of the kids and usually the voice of reason. He's also just figuring out girls - sortof. He has an older sister, Shelley.

Kenny McCormick - Kenny comes from an extremely poor family, and has to make up for his low social class by being the most foul-mouthed (and minded) kid of the group. He tends to be a disaster magnet.

Kyle Broslofski - Kyle is a fairly neurotic kid from a Jewish family, but is otherwise fairly normal. He enjoys torturing Cartman whenever possible, but is generally the most prone to depression. He has a younger brother, Ike.

Eric Cartman - Cartman is fat and sensitive about it, mostly because he comes from an extremely dysfunctional home. He gets picked on more than the rest of the kids, because he's the easiest to taunt.

Chef - Chef is the school cafeteria chef and the boys' mentor. He sings a lot, has sex a lot, and just generally acts like you'd expect knowing that he's voiced by Isaac Hayes, the guy who wrote Shaft (well, the music anyway).

Wendy Testaburger - Wendy is the smartest girl in the third grade and Stan's girlfriend, to a point.

Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat - Mr. Garrison is the boys' third grade teacher, though he is controlled by Mr. Hat.

Recurring Characters

Ike Broslofski - Kyle's younger brother, too young to know what's going on.

Ms. Crabtree - The schoolbus driver, always cranky.

Mrs. Cartman - Cartman's mother, an overbearing pushover whore.

Officer Barbrady - Barbrady is the local police officer, tasked with the job of making sure South Park's residents are nice and content and not freaked out.

Jimbo - Stan's uncle, owner of Jimbo's Guns and an avid hunter.

Ned - Jimbo's old war buddy, missing an arm and some vocal cords.

Mayor McDaniels - South Park's mayor. Very media-hungry and image-obsessed.

The Cows - South Park Elementary's mascot and general-purpose victims.

Chef's Sluts - 'Nuff said

Jesus - The Messiah, has his own dial-in talk show "Jesus and Pals"

Randy Marsh - Stan's Dad, a seismologist

Carol Marsh - Stan's Mom

Shelley Marsh - Stan's older sister, violent and braces-clad.

Grandpa Marsh - Stan's Grandfather, 102 and overly depressed about it.

Mr. McCormick - Kenny's Dad

Mrs. McCormick - Kenny's Mom

Sheila Broslovski - Kyle's Mom, extremely uptight and overly protective.

Mr. Broslovski - Kyle's Dad, tends to follow his wife's lead most of the time.

Mephesto - Town genetic engineer, has a pet that might be a monkey or something.

Kevin-He is the strange little guy that looks like a monkey and follows Mephesto around.

Terrence and Phillip - Stars of the hit show "Terrence and Phillip".

Principal Victoria - South Park Elementary's Principal, does her best to keep things in line.

Mr Mackay - Way overinvolved in Freud, cares almost as much as Chef.

Pip - An annoying British third-grader.

Terrence - Mephesto's son, a school bully.

[no pics] Bill and Faussy - South Park's third-grade bullies, obsessed with the wonders of gayity.

Priest-he is the preacher of south park

Chief Running Water-he lives on the Ute Reservation. At one time Cartman thought he was his father.

Starvin Marvin-He is the little "Ethernopian" boy that the boys adopt.

Mr. Hanky-He is the little talking Christmas poo that comes out around Christmas and will leave you gifts if you have a lot of fiber in your diet.

Tom-He is the owner of Tom's Rhinoplasty.

Big Gay Al-he is the helper of gay animals

Satan-he is the Prince of Darkness and Damiens dad.

Damien-son of satan

Kitty-cartmans cat

Fluffy-cartmans pot-bellied pig.Doesnt want to splice her genes with Kyle's elephant.

Sparky-Stan's gay dog.

Elephant-Kyle's pet elephant. It makes sweet love to Fluffy. Kyle wants to splice his genes with Fluffy and make pot-bellies elephants.

Saddam Hussein-He tries to take over Canada.

Sally Struthers-She is in the Adopt-A-Child commercials.

Miss Ellen-She is the substitute teacher that is a lesbian.

Kathy Lee Gifford-She comes to South Park in a glass dome. She makes sweet love to Chef.

Skuzzlebutt-He is the monster that lives in the mountains above South Park. One of his hands is made from celery, and one of his legs is Patrick Duffy.

Barbara-She comes to South Park looking for her magical triangle.

Visitor-The visitors are aliens from outer space. They think that cows are the smartest life forms on Earth.

Les Claypool-He is the singer of the South Park Theme song. He is also the lead singer of Primus.

Cartman Skuzz-Cartman dressed up like Skuzzubutt, explaining what he looks like.

Death- He killed Kenny! THAT BASTARD!

Ghost of Kenny-After Death kills Kenny.

Stans Genetic Clone-Stan's genetic clone made by Mufesto.

Snacky Cakes-Yummy Junk Food.

Cheesy Poofs-Cartmans favorite food.

Santa-Blemishes the meaning of Christmas. Him and Jesus get in a big mortal kombat-type fight.

Kenny unhooded

Guest Stars

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