Dan Coleman is my friend. He is a morbidly obese officer of the law.
If you would like to help him fight crime, you should send money to
Dan Coleman ORU CPO Box 71-1003 Tulsa, OK 74171
You will not receive a receipt, nor will he acknowledge that he received your money in the eyes of the IRS.
If you are really cute and would like to send him a picture, send it to the previous address, but only if you are of the female gender, and you have to be morbidly obese.
No nudes, or near nudes, in fact...you must wear a mask.
If you want to be Dan Coleman's friend, there is a friendship fee of $20. Please send to the previous address. And as always, you will not receive a receipt, nor will he acknowledge that he received your money in the eyes of the IRS.
Dan's Social Rating
Mike Rennier system 2/ out of 18
Ryan Wright system 1.3245/ out of Pi