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Hi! My name is David Denney and I sincerely hope that you find this site to be "family friendly".
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Some quotes that I've admired..."Although you can't tell, my arms do unfold."
-- Patricia Ward (my mother)"Heavens to Murgatroid!"
-- Patricia Ward (my mother)"It'll all come out in the wash."
-- Patricia Ward (my mother)"When I woke up this morning, it felt like a new day!"
-- D.A.D. 1/5/95"I'm proud to be a nonconformist... just like my friend, Joe."
-- D.A.D. 7/27/97"I think I'll just lay down and grow a beard."
-- D.A.D. 7/28/97"Time and distance can serve as filters."
-- D.A.D. (early '90s)"My brain has a mind of its own."
-- D.A.D. 2/11/95"Me and my loud brain!"
-- D.A.D. 10/29/97"He's in such a hurry, he walks in italics."
-- D.A.D. 8/8/97"You can't have exaggeration without some truth."
-- D.A.D. 2/26/97"If you ever accuse me again of having a temper, I'll hurt you."
-- D.A.D. mid 1980's"Technically speaking, surgery is just controlled injury... with a purpose, of course."
--D.A.D. 12/18/98"I just remembered something that I think I forgot."
--D.A.D. 11/2003"It's amazing how the brain works. For example... uh... what was I talking about?"
--D.A.D. 11/2003"I won't eat oysters. I can't possibly eat something that feels like phlegm."
--D.A.D. Dec. 2005"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."
--Woody Allen"Could you repeat that? I didn't have my glasses on."
-- Source unknown"Oh my goodness, a roof over your head-- there's nothing like it!"
-- Bill Grigsby, voice of the Kansas City Chiefs"I do whatever I want [to] because I can't seem to do anything else."
-- Anonymous"I support mental health like crazy."
-- Jay Thomas, 9/94"In the town I grew up in, the population never changed. Every time a baby was born, another guy would leave town"
-- Rodney Dangerfield"You look into his eyes and you see the back of his head."
-- Mark Russell"Revenge is a dish best served cold."
-- Montgomery Burns, The Simpsons"You have the recall of a lima bean."
-- Brain, from Pinky And The Brain cartoon"Virtual reality... wow." Reality is hard enough to deal with. Why create synthetic reality?"
-- Steven Wright"I went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out!"
-- Source unknown"God never promised a smooth flight, but He did promise a safe landing."
-- Cynthia, a pen pal with CFS saw it on a church bulletin board"Slow and life have four letters. Speed and death have five letters."
-- a sign by train tracks in India, National Geographic television special"God works in a mysterious way- The Church can sleep and eat at once."
-- T.S. Eliot, The Hippopotamus"I find television to be very educational. Someone will turn the thing on, and I'll go in the other room and read a book."
-- Groucho Marx"What has made the state into Hell is that man wanted to make it his Heaven."
-- Friedrich Holderlin (found in "Hope for the Perfectionist")"Two years is a tiny blip on the radar screen of eternity."
-- Hank Hanegraaff talking to a woman considering divorce."The main things are the plain things, and the plain things are the main things."
-- Hank Hanegraaff referring to the importance of scripture"As long as teachers give exams, there will be prayer in schools."
-- Steve Brown, Key Life Network"Voting for "the lesser of two evils" is still voting for an evil."
-- Anonymous"Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce."
-- Major Frank Burns, M*A*S*H, TV series"My money's tied up in wealth."
-- Major Margaret Houlihan, M*A*S*H, TV series"As usual, I'm writing real slow because I know you can't read very fast."
-- Radar writing to his mother, M*A*S*H, TV series"You can't have strategy without structure."
-- Steve Temmer, fellow church member"It's always easier to beg forgiveness rather than to ask for permission."
-- R.C., a good friend of mine"Sometimes God doesn't save our bacon until it's crisp."
-- My pastor, R.W."Everybody's entitled to my opinion."
-- Title of David Brinkley's book"Exercise is wonderful. I could sit and watch it all day."
-- Anonymous"Golf is a good walk spoiled."
-- Mark Twain"So many unforgettable moments, you can't remember 'em all."
-- Yogi Berra"You can observe a lot by just watching."
-- Yogi Berra"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
-- Yogi Berra"It's like the flu... not everybody gets it."
-- Red Green, referring to his own show"In our business, a flush beats a full house."
-- bumper sticker on the back of a plumber's van."I'm so mean, I make medicine sick."
-- Muhammad Ali, c. 1970"Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?"
-- Radio ad"Notice is a kind of oxygen."
-- "Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All", CBS TV Movie"Opinion matters slightly less than most rude noises."
-- Andy Asmus, a friend"Pack the bags. We're going on a guilt trip!"
-- Source unknown"I don't date women my age. There aren't any."
-- Milton Berle"I am free from all prejudice. I hate all people equally."
-- W.C. Fields"It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything."
-- Anonymous"Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you."
-- ibid."You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started."
-- ibid."You're getting old when tying one on means fastening your MedicAlert bracelet."
-- ibid."You're getting old when you wake up with that "morning-after" feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before."
-- ibid."You know you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas."
-- ibid."The older they get, the better they used to be."
-- John McEnroe referring to tennis players, Late Show with David Letterman, 6/23/98"Branson: Vegas for people without teeth."
-- Dennis Miller [Editor's note: I like Branson, by the way, so no flames please!]"If you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. If you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree."
-- Source Unknown"I don't look for a lighter load, I just look for broader shoulders."
-- Michael J. Fox on The Late Show with David Letterman, 2/8/99"The reason we eat animals is because they are made out of meat."
-- Tom Snyder, Late Late Show with Tom Snyder, 3/25/99"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog?"
-- Some rabbi on TV"The press (media, tabloids, etc.) entertains themselves."
-- Goldie Hawn"Do they know how hard it is to make it look easy?"
-- Pete Sampras referring to people's comments on his abilities as a tennis player"Why is it that no one understands me yet everyone likes me?"
-- Einstein, 1944, a quote by the New York Times"If it ain't broke... wait."
-- "Car Talk", Click and Clack, The Tappit Brothers, NPR Radio program"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."
-- POPULAR MECHANICS article from 1949 forecasting the relentless march of science"I think he's about to jump species."
-- Robin Williams referring to Michael Jackson, PBS television show "Charlie Rose", Dec 2002"Due to the ravages of short term memory loss, [I'm] unable to sustain a meaningful depression.
-- A friend and fellow CFS sufferer"The waters are right offshore."
-- some ABC News reporter in Kuwait, 3/28/03"Ballpark nachos-- you don't buy 'em, you just rent 'em."
-- Hank Hill, King Of The Hill, Fox animated TV series"Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, experience usually comes from bad judgment."
-- Source unknown"Grow some emotion!"
-- DKD, referring to an employee's demeanor while leaving a fast food restaurant "drive through""Maybe they built the second floor first."
-- A very yound DKD, responding to a question about how they got a very heavy cannon up to the second floor back in the early 1800's""Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
-- Albert Einstein"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
-- Groucho Marx"It usually takes three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech." -- Mark Twain
"One Sunday I received a lapel pin for being the most humble person in my church. The next Sunday they took it away from me for wearing it."
-- Lawrence, a good friend of mine"I may have invented it, but Bill made it famous."
-- David Bradley speaking at a 20-year celebration for the IBM PC, referring to the key combination Ctrl+Alt+Delete that Bradley invented. Bradley was on a panel with Microsoft founder Bill Gates and other tech icons. (AP News)"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
-- Charles Schultz"It's not that I fear death. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
-- Woody Allen"Today the credit card has given us the ingenuity to circumvent God's Plan. We have a way to get what we want even when we're poor."
-- Dr. Erwin W. Lutzer, Senior Pastor, The Moody Church, Chicago, Illinois"God did not call me to clean up the "pond". He did, however, call me to pull fish out of it."
-- J. Vernon McGee"A fool and his money are soon elected."
-- Will Rogers"About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
-- Will Rogers
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