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David Denney's World

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Hi! My name is David Denney and I sincerely hope that you find this site to be "family friendly".

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Some quotes that I've admired...

"Although you can't tell, my arms do unfold."
-- Patricia Ward (my mother)

"Heavens to Murgatroid!"
-- Patricia Ward (my mother)

"It'll all come out in the wash."
-- Patricia Ward (my mother)

"When I woke up this morning, it felt like a new day!"
-- D.A.D. 1/5/95

"I'm proud to be a nonconformist... just like my friend, Joe."
-- D.A.D. 7/27/97

"I think I'll just lay down and grow a beard."
-- D.A.D. 7/28/97

"Time and distance can serve as filters."
-- D.A.D. (early '90s)

"My brain has a mind of its own."
-- D.A.D. 2/11/95

"Me and my loud brain!"
-- D.A.D. 10/29/97

"He's in such a hurry, he walks in italics."
-- D.A.D. 8/8/97

"You can't have exaggeration without some truth."
-- D.A.D. 2/26/97

"If you ever accuse me again of having a temper, I'll hurt you."
-- D.A.D. mid 1980's

"Technically speaking, surgery is just controlled injury... with a purpose, of course."
--D.A.D. 12/18/98

"I just remembered something that I think I forgot."
--D.A.D. 11/2003

"It's amazing how the brain works. For example... uh... what was I talking about?"
--D.A.D. 11/2003

"I won't eat oysters. I can't possibly eat something that feels like phlegm."
--D.A.D. Dec. 2005

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."
--Woody Allen

"Could you repeat that? I didn't have my glasses on."
-- Source unknown

"Oh my goodness, a roof over your head-- there's nothing like it!"
-- Bill Grigsby, voice of the Kansas City Chiefs

"I do whatever I want [to] because I can't seem to do anything else."
-- Anonymous

"I support mental health like crazy."
-- Jay Thomas, 9/94

"In the town I grew up in, the population never changed. Every time a baby was born, another guy would leave town"
-- Rodney Dangerfield

"You look into his eyes and you see the back of his head."
-- Mark Russell

"Revenge is a dish best served cold."
-- Montgomery Burns, The Simpsons

"You have the recall of a lima bean."
-- Brain, from Pinky And The Brain cartoon

"Virtual reality... wow." Reality is hard enough to deal with. Why create synthetic reality?"
-- Steven Wright

"I went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out!"
-- Source unknown

"God never promised a smooth flight, but He did promise a safe landing."
-- Cynthia, a pen pal with CFS saw it on a church bulletin board

"Slow and life have four letters. Speed and death have five letters."
-- a sign by train tracks in India, National Geographic television special

"God works in a mysterious way- The Church can sleep and eat at once."
-- T.S. Eliot, The Hippopotamus

"I find television to be very educational. Someone will turn the thing on, and I'll go in the other room and read a book."
-- Groucho Marx

"What has made the state into Hell is that man wanted to make it his Heaven."
-- Friedrich Holderlin (found in "Hope for the Perfectionist")

"Two years is a tiny blip on the radar screen of eternity."
-- Hank Hanegraaff talking to a woman considering divorce.

"The main things are the plain things, and the plain things are the main things."
-- Hank Hanegraaff referring to the importance of scripture

"As long as teachers give exams, there will be prayer in schools."
-- Steve Brown, Key Life Network

"Voting for "the lesser of two evils" is still voting for an evil."
-- Anonymous

"Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce."
-- Major Frank Burns, M*A*S*H, TV series

"My money's tied up in wealth."
-- Major Margaret Houlihan, M*A*S*H, TV series

"As usual, I'm writing real slow because I know you can't read very fast."
-- Radar writing to his mother, M*A*S*H, TV series

"You can't have strategy without structure."
-- Steve Temmer, fellow church member

"It's always easier to beg forgiveness rather than to ask for permission."
-- R.C., a good friend of mine

"Sometimes God doesn't save our bacon until it's crisp."
-- My pastor, R.W.

"Everybody's entitled to my opinion."
-- Title of David Brinkley's book

"Exercise is wonderful. I could sit and watch it all day."
-- Anonymous

"Golf is a good walk spoiled."
-- Mark Twain

"So many unforgettable moments, you can't remember 'em all."
-- Yogi Berra

"You can observe a lot by just watching."
-- Yogi Berra

"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
-- Yogi Berra

"It's like the flu... not everybody gets it."
-- Red Green, referring to his own show

"In our business, a flush beats a full house."
-- bumper sticker on the back of a plumber's van.

"I'm so mean, I make medicine sick."
-- Muhammad Ali, c. 1970

"Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?"
-- Radio ad

"Notice is a kind of oxygen."
-- "Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All", CBS TV Movie

"Opinion matters slightly less than most rude noises."
-- Andy Asmus, a friend

"Pack the bags. We're going on a guilt trip!"
-- Source unknown

"I don't date women my age. There aren't any."
-- Milton Berle

"I am free from all prejudice. I hate all people equally."
-- W.C. Fields

"It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything."
-- Anonymous

"Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you."
-- ibid.

"You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started."
-- ibid.

"You're getting old when tying one on means fastening your MedicAlert bracelet."
-- ibid.

"You're getting old when you wake up with that "morning-after" feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before."
-- ibid.

"You know you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas."
-- ibid.

"The older they get, the better they used to be."
-- John McEnroe referring to tennis players, Late Show with David Letterman, 6/23/98

"Branson: Vegas for people without teeth."
-- Dennis Miller [Editor's note: I like Branson, by the way, so no flames please!]

"If you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. If you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree."
-- Source Unknown

"I don't look for a lighter load, I just look for broader shoulders."
-- Michael J. Fox on The Late Show with David Letterman, 2/8/99

"The reason we eat animals is because they are made out of meat."
-- Tom Snyder, Late Late Show with Tom Snyder, 3/25/99

"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog?"
-- Some rabbi on TV

"The press (media, tabloids, etc.) entertains themselves."
-- Goldie Hawn

"Do they know how hard it is to make it look easy?"
-- Pete Sampras referring to people's comments on his abilities as a tennis player

"Why is it that no one understands me yet everyone likes me?"
-- Einstein, 1944, a quote by the New York Times

"If it ain't broke... wait."
-- "Car Talk", Click and Clack, The Tappit Brothers, NPR Radio program

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."
-- POPULAR MECHANICS article from 1949 forecasting the relentless march of science

"I think he's about to jump species."
-- Robin Williams referring to Michael Jackson, PBS television show "Charlie Rose", Dec 2002

"Due to the ravages of short term memory loss, [I'm] unable to sustain a meaningful depression.
-- A friend and fellow CFS sufferer

"The waters are right offshore."
-- some ABC News reporter in Kuwait, 3/28/03

"Ballpark nachos-- you don't buy 'em, you just rent 'em."
-- Hank Hill, King Of The Hill, Fox animated TV series

"Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, experience usually comes from bad judgment."
-- Source unknown

"Grow some emotion!"
-- DKD, referring to an employee's demeanor while leaving a fast food restaurant "drive through"

"Maybe they built the second floor first."
-- A very yound DKD, responding to a question about how they got a very heavy cannon up to the second floor back in the early 1800's"

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
-- Albert Einstein

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
-- Groucho Marx

"It usually takes three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech." -- Mark Twain

"One Sunday I received a lapel pin for being the most humble person in my church. The next Sunday they took it away from me for wearing it."
-- Lawrence, a good friend of mine

"I may have invented it, but Bill made it famous."
-- David Bradley speaking at a 20-year celebration for the IBM PC, referring to the key combination Ctrl+Alt+Delete that Bradley invented. Bradley was on a panel with Microsoft founder Bill Gates and other tech icons. (AP News)

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
-- Charles Schultz

"It's not that I fear death. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
-- Woody Allen

"Today the credit card has given us the ingenuity to circumvent God's Plan. We have a way to get what we want even when we're poor."
-- Dr. Erwin W. Lutzer, Senior Pastor, The Moody Church, Chicago, Illinois

"God did not call me to clean up the "pond". He did, however, call me to pull fish out of it."
-- J. Vernon McGee

"A fool and his money are soon elected."
-- Will Rogers

"About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
-- Will Rogers

Some of my interests (in case you're interested):

If you enjoy watching paint dry, stare at this colored square!!!

Some of my favorite locales on the web:

Tom Loredo's Phil Keaggy site
Ron Kneusel's Phil Keaggy site (lots of links, including the Keaggy-l mailing list)
Phil Keaggy FAQ (The Phil Keaggy Information Phile)
Phil Keaggy Concert Schedule
Paul Clark, Contemporary Christian Recording Artist
Michael Card Official Web Site
AG: Acoustic Guitarists' Annotated Guide to the Internet
Olson Guitars
Michael Hedges Home Page
Ultralingua-- Great multi-lingual dictionary software!
Trillian: The Ultimate Chat Program
Chess Tiger - the best chess program for the Palm OS
PopUp Time, PopUp Note, and more - great apps/programs for the Palm OS
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome information page
Bill Jackson's CFS DAYS page
Science Friday (PRI show Fridays 2-4pm Eastern time hosted by Ira Flatow)
Quibs-- trivia and knowledge base
Kyle's Home Page
Kyle's Drum Page
Mike's World
The Track (Information about a couple of local K.C. race tracks)
NCSA's Beginner's Guide to HTML
Angelfire Main Page (Want a FREE web page?)

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