THE NEW
LOOK AT MY HOMEPAGE AND DON'T ASK WHY
God it's been a long time since I've updated my site. But after my long hiatus, almost a year to be exact I have returned. To welcome back my return I have recently written a 4 page story, for your pleasure. Just like ribbed condoms. Please expect updates here weekly, bi-weekly, inter-weekly.
Tonight I might go see Bowfinger. I've got special advance tickets. So I'll be back with a full page report tomorrow. I'm hoping to add some new sections. I am having a hard time finding ideas. Although I doubt that'll stop me. So without further ado here is the new and improved:
LOOK AT MY WEBPAGES AND DON'T ASK WHY®©™
My page is like an episode of Seinfeld (except funnier). It's about nothing, there are things on it, I have stories (which I wrote {and remember parental discretion is strongly advised}), an FAQ page, and other neat little thingies. The main attraction of this "page" is the five step plan. It's a program to stop people who use those annoying little abbreviations when writing letters. I know you know what IM talking about. I URGE YOU!!! PEOPLE OF THE WORLD STOP USING THOSE THINGS!! STOP THE CONSPIRACY! BAN THE ABR.! DON'T WORRY IF YOU ARE AN ABUSER CLICK HERE FOR THE FIVE STEP RECOVERY PROGRAM: The 5 step program
Do you piss me off? Yes? Wanna find out what else pisses me off? Do yuh? Well click here you forked tongued bastard: The Top 17 Things that piss Me Off
Some of you may be wondering how the FAQ can still be "new" since it's creation in early fall. Well the new FAQ page exists out of the space time continuum. So while your old and decrepit the FAQ page will still be new. So visit it here!
Check out the new pull down menu for easy acces! Plus the pull down menu is also bilingual.
I would like to say a big hola to all our hispanic friends! Hola mis amigos hispanicos! El gato como zapato todos los sabados cuando mueren los chicos.
AND NOW THE LINK YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.
Click here to read The Visitors, the newest story on the story page!
click these links and don't ask why
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