2.Yo momma so fat when she sits around, she sits around.
3.Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light god told yo mamma to move her fat ass.
4.Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcom X T-Shirt hellicopters try landing on her.
5.Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
6.Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
7.Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
8.Yo momma so fat were in her right now.
9.Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
10.Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
11.Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
12.Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Portugal claimed her for the new world.
13.Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
14.Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
15.Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
16.Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
17.Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
18.Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
19.Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
20.Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
21.Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
22.Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
23.Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
24.Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
25.Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
26.Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
27.Yo momma so fat when she back up she beeps.
28.Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
29.Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.
30.Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
31.Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
32.Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
33.Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.
34.Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
35.Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
36.Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
37.Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
38.Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
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