If you have any favorite comedians or certain kinds of jokes you would like to see here, please write me, or let me know in the guestbook and I will make a page of jokes by that person or that type just for you. Thanks again, for letting me do something to make people laugh! I love it!..
"Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his
40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have
survived he did not know. He could only hope that somewhere amid the
overwhelming destruction he would find his 16-year-old son.
Only the slim hope of finding Danny kept him from turning and fleeing
the scene. He took a deep breath and proceeded. Walking was virtually
impossible with so many things strewn across his path. He moved ahead
slowly. "Danny! Danny!" he whispered to himself.
He tripped and almost fell several times. He heard someone, or
something, move. At least he thought he did. Perhaps, he was just hoping
he did. He shook his head and felt his gut tighten. He couldn't
understand how this could have happened.
There was some light but not enough to see very much. Something cold and
wet brushed against his hand. He jerked it away. In desperation, he took
another step then cried out, "Danny!"
From a nearby pile of unidentified material, he heard his son. "Yes,
Dad," he said, in a voice so weak he could hardly hear.
"It's time to get up and get ready for school," the man sighed, "and,
for heaven's sake, clean up this room."
(When I first made this page, these links were really great, I just checked them and some aren't there anymore, so I'm searching for the best joke sites to put here for you, Please check back for them! And, THANKS!!)My Favorite Joke Links and things
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THE WIT AND THE WISDOM OF HOMER J. SIMPSON "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs." "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." "You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine." "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel." "If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." "To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!" "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'" "I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'cover for me.' Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss.' Number three, 'it was like that when I got here.'" "Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda." "Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty.'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'" "Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night." "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way." "Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain whats-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you?" "Television - teacher, mother, secret lover!" "Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.'"
Please sign my guestbook, I know there isn't much on this page, but that isn't my fault! I swear, I had a lot more here and just stopped by to check it out and guess what??? over half the page that used to be here just disappeared!! Has anyone else at angelfire had any problems like this?? Well don't worry, I'm going to be putting up lots more jokes, and better ones at that. Anyway there are more on this page!