jOjO's House of Previously Owned Aardvarks

jOjO's House of Previously Owned Aardvarks

You are the person to visit my page since 6/03/98

Well you're here now. It's too late to get out. I'm new at this, so you're not allowed to make fun of me. Right now this sight is pretty lame, though I think the little guy pushing the ball up the hill is pretty cool, but it's under construction, and there will be more to come soon.

Now all you lucky little fishies get to read about me. Hee hee hee. The power is making me giddy! Hee hee hee, you poor saps....At any rate, I'm eighteen, and this is my first website. It is the result of a computer, and way too much free time on my hands. My interests are pretty apparent, just look around the page. I don't like typing, so I'm going to stop now. This site will be updated a lot, so check back. E-Mail me and tell me what you think. There are some links below.

Also, please sign my guest book, because so far it is a very thin little book.

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My links page - Go here to see sites much better than this one

My Survey of the Week Page - It's funny, but it also makes you think (Thinking optinal)

The Grinning Elf - A collection of odd little short stories from some of the greatest unpublished authors of our time (Myself, of course, included)

And for absolutely no reason here's a Yahoo! search(THE FOOLS, THEY DO NOT KNOW THE REAL REASON. THE TRUE REASON IS SO EVIL AND SINISTER THEY WOULD CRAWL INTO A CAVE AND DIE JUST FROM HEARING IT)

Pay no attention to the mysterious voice. Yahoo! searches are happy and jolly and good. (YES, GOOD PRESS THE BUTTON, NO HARM WILL BEFALL YOU. MUAHAHA)

It's okay, really. Yahoo! Will take you wonderful flowery places, where peace and sunshine dance merrily with rainbows and butterflies. (YES THE FLOWERY DEPTHS OF HELL! MUAHA!)

Whatever. Just press the bloody button.

Yahoo!