Didn't think I would or didn't think I could? Either way, here are some comics!
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Neon Genesis Evangelion - A series that wields religious symbolism like a brick, entrances like a hypnotist, and angers like the recent law that George W. Bush enacted that allows companies to force overtime and not have to pay the "time and a half" rate. The sort of locker talk you'd expect to hear... if it were a standard hentai anime. What they might as well be saying... WARNING: NAKED BREASTS! ALL PRE-TEENS VIEW THIS PICTURE IMMEDIATELY... NOT! For those times when you want to share the joke, but not the porn. Look close enough and you can see that I'm not the only one in those. At last, the REAL answer. Steel Angel Kurumi - A series about a sugary cute super android girl, the wimpy guy she likes, the Nabiki-esque sister who's in love with her, and the blonde jailbait temptress who tries to show up everyone with stupid plans. Quite good, but a wee bit too Evangelionish (Episode 23-24) at parts (in regards to Mikhail and Nakahito). These lines were altered in the final draft. EEEWWWWWW!!! She's been using that for WEEKS! And who's fault is that, Karinka? Finally, the line we all wanted to hear. 'Cause ya know, that sort of thing can get you sacrificed. Sad as it is to say, this is from personal experience with my father...and the family dog. See, that's what helps your vision adjust at night. We learn that there isn't just FOUR pedophiles in the cast... He was envisioning something else... but this will do nicely. Noticing her chances with Kurumi were slipping further into impossibility, Saki turns towards...uh, yeah. You know you can't blame it on the dog or even Nakahito when... "I have the vapors, we'll have to cancel the ball." You know you can't trust scientists anymore when... Of course! Desu! Digimon - Take one part Pokemon, one part Ye Olde Schoole RPG Plot, and one part Tron, add too many damn characters to keep track of, and you have Digimon. Kidding, but up until the fourth season, everything's just up in the air. And what's with the changing gender-voices for some of the "digivolutions"? The weirdest things get past censors these days. I heard Comedy Centrl bleep "bitch" only to let "asshole" through. Sorry, that pun wasn't intentional. Lamune 40/Lamune 40 & Fresh - I heard there's a prequel to the part I've seen. Basically, there's a place called Magical Twickle World (or something along those lines) that has a habit of using time-travel to gather heroes from another time/world. The two main heroines, Cacao and Parfait, are sent to find this hero and stop the big bad thing. Except, they can't seem to find _him_. I've always wondered: Does clothing interfere or something? Though, please come again. The strongest sign of extreme irritation, referencing a different anime. Burn Up/Burn Up W/Burn Up X (eXcess) - Okay, for clarification, while the name is the same, only Burn Up W and Burn Up X are closely related (though only in cast lists, not events). Burn Up is only two episodes long, Burn Up W is only four, and Burn up X seems to have been a TV series (13-26 episodes). All are action-oriented, but X has a lot of comedy and fanservice. EEeeeeewwww..... Maze: Mega-Burst Space - A girl by the name of Maze wake up one day to find that she's sitting in an apartment that's been chonked out of it's rightful place and hurled into a forest. She quickly finds that, for some unknown reason, she also changes into a guy at night and a wild foul-tempered lusty jerk takes over. She also has magical powers (something she knows she didn't before) and winds up as the object of affection for a bisexual princess and a teleporting lesbian. She also gains a few other allies; like Wol (sp?), a sage who's experienced with explosives; Aster, the big guy who can cleave through giant-classed armor with his sword; and Rapier, a knight of a fallen kingdom who's sworn loyalty to the princess. Even if he isn't in your universe, you can always blame it on Genma Saotome. Trigun - Imagine another world, set in the future, where man crash-landed and was forced to survive... okay, it sounds like the premise for Saber Marrionettes, but the world Trigun takes place on has plenty of men AND non-robotic women, but it's a largely desert planet and if it weren't for a miraclous device known as a Plant, which can create water AND produce electrical power, everyone would be dead. Of course, such a place is the perfect setting for cowboy-esque gunslingers. Enter Vash the Stampede, a man with a sixty billion doller (they call them double dollars) reward on his head. Think the Dirty Pair, fused into one and splashed with Nanniichuan from Ranma 1/2 and that's pretty much what Vash is. Also, notice how the series with the small number of entries get the longest explanations? Geez, and I thought MY city council was full of uptight assholes. El Hazard - Three high school kids and their history teacher get hurled into an alternate dimension and become embroiled in the partially-tense conflict between humans and a giant insectiod race known as the Bugrom. Guess where the annoying evil kid winds up? Oh yeah, right! With only that much soda? NEW! They multiply like... like... like..... well, INSECTS! NEW! She still racked up 250 kills in just one hour. Which is probably why. NEW! |
Cutey Honey - A super android who can change her outfit and skills to suit the situation at hand, battling villians of a crime-infested city that's under assault bother from the cybernetic freaks, who think they can get away with anything, to the supernatural entity known as Pantha Zora, who seeks to corrupt humans into becoming her minions. It's by Go Nagai, so expect lots of nudity and violence and very little explanation. Yeah, you know, I have this awkward reading problem.... And once again, I bring up THAT issue. It will never die... sadly. Admit it, you knew where it was. It's true. They aren't all kinky. Why arbitrarily chosen hand motions can lead to serious embarrassment. Hey, I would NEVER have guessed otherwise. When cybornization begins, this will be THE most sought after upgrade. After the genitalia thing. YES, IT IS. Amazing Nurse Nanako - Poor Nanako is plagued with a sado-masochistic ultra-doctor for an employer, who insists on forcing her through grueling exercise regimes, even though she's so clumsy and slow that she often burns most food and trips at the slightest breeze. Fanservice at it's core, but a fair involving story as well. You might be surprised by what you find in this series. If you don't know what Bukkake is, look up "Money Shot - Specialty: Face" in your Video Pornography Lexicon. You just know she's going to quit after THIS fiasco. All-Purpose Cultural Cat-Girl Nuku Nuku - NUKU NUKU DESU! WAI! Okay, lemme make this perfectly clear. Nuku Nuku is the source of almost all cute androids and the catgirls and the catgirl androids. And probably the maid androids too. There's an OVA, a TV series and a DASH! series. Yes, you too can do your own personality test. Aika - Only Najica (a series that has the same artwork and feel) has as much in the way of gratuitious panty shots as Aika. That's because 99% of all females in this series have no pants or skirts and like to do high kicks. There's a story here, but the focus is on the hotties. Yeah, her brother is a real jerk to keep that from her. The answer, Herbal Essence. That's why she's in that pose. And we have curiousity... That's right, baby... Uh, yeah, they're 'COMING' soon... NO! NO! NO! DAMMIT! WHO PAYS YOU PEOPLE?! Uh, yeah, checking her wallet... You just don't jump into a relationship. Aika has to choose her wording better. Those things are dangerous. The Marines use them for Green Beret training. Najica - Like Aika, this is a panty-short-fetishiest's wet dream. Short skirts are the order of the day in Najica and if you like to see long legs or low camera angles, you won't be disappointed in ANY of the episodes. Unlike Aika, though, there's a strong story here too, but it seems to exist in the same universe as Aika, as there's a lot of water almost everywhere. Especially with the thrusting motions. Of course, it's still in use because of the fanservice. I hear there are people who enjoy this activity. I don't understand WHY, but I figured, "What the heck?" Everyone has a favorite Final Fantasy character. Some are just stranger than others. The military spent good money making that interface, but for some reason, the pilots keep crashing after a long string of short climbs and dives. And the squeals from the CD player are REALLY annoying. It MIGHT be some other reason. |
