Exploring Anime
With Hilarious Results
Finally, the unsung heroes of AGNERVUE's funny get their own page. Proud and noble, a large number of people (more than 3) have sent up funny little captions to put up on this site. Now, they are immortalized in their own webpage.
People like Nescaro , Adrian Rainman , Brad Clark , by Jack Steckel , and a few anonymous.
So basically, NOTHING IN THIS GALLERY (save for the delightfully witty comments on the links) IS MINE!
Also, if I have botched who the picture is actually from, as I am a certified moron when it comes to remembering who made what, _please_ e-mail me and I will rectify it as quckly as I can. If I do not respond, e-mail me again, this time at mailpack'at'sihope.com. I will ALWAYS get it at the second address and I will e-mail you to acknowledge it (or it will be fixed within the same day).
Jack Steckel's Works
Jack was our first guest contributor. As such, we lead this gallery with him.
_WHAT_ did Ukyou just say? This was our first guest comic! YAY!
Nabiki's Extra Income by Jack Steckel!
Did we hear that right? by Jack Steckel!
The Ultimate Attack? by Jack Steckel!
Continuing my Saber Ranma-ettes joke... by Jack Steckel!
Nescaro's Works
Nescaro has been our biggest contributor, thus securing second place. Don't take it too hard. After all, order on this list doesn't mean much.
Those White Evas...man, they are twisted!
Shut up, Shinji! Don't give Anno any more ideas!
It seemed that Yomiko's plans were only two days behind schedule...
What these two Outer Senshi did after the series ended.
A recent study proves that I have absolutely no idea why Asuka wanted to stay conscious longer.
This can be blamed on someone else, you just have to try.
That is VERY bad.
Of course, for a man-hating empire, it's a bad idea to show them anything resembling THIS.
Okay, but which one's the quiet romantic?
Shinji shows that monumental levels of ignorance towards pretty girls is not limited, much like perverts who have women waiting for them.
Shinji managed to show more ignorance.
The laughter has faded, and now, I begin to worry about Shinji.
Ritsuko's main concern was that Maya would try to write it off as a business expense.
Nancy is such a fool. You save confessions like that for when you are DEFINITELY going to die.
The worst of it was, they then decided to have sex and completely ignored HER.
My take on it: If you're going to do it, you might as well do it RIGHT.
Ritsuko, just swap Kaji for boy and you've got a perfectly valid idea.
Yeah, who would be that... uh-oh. That's MY house...
Uh-oh! I think Nescaro knows I'm piloting that unit...
CURSE YOU, CONVENIENTLY PLACED STEAM!
Wait, there's a difference between a slime and Jinnai?
%You're so jaded, and I'm the one who jaded you!%
And you don't deserve one.
And THAT, ladies, is why NGE is so popular.... wait, no, it's not.
Yes, she scares us all.
Um, yeah.
Don't get so impressed. He had surgery to make it permanent.
Personally, I feel this was better than the movies.
PSSSH! You think that's creepy, check out the urinal mints!
I'm A-kun, with ESPN....
Misao is worrying about the right thing.
Maybe I shouldn't have eaten those funky-smelling brownies... but that gnome told me to and gnomes don't lie!
Yeah, haven't you ever watched farmers work, Akane? SHEESH!
But you've been burning up rather fast lately, Akane.
This pretty much says it all.
He he he he he he! YEAH RIGHT!
WHEW! I was worried.
Aw, man!
Not to mention, Gendo totally bogarts the nachos.
How could she run out? I mean, the studio gives her an infinite supply!
And that's just for losing 100 life points. You should see what happens after she loses the other 7900...
"CONFOUNDED STRAIT JACKET! AND STOP CORRECTING ME, DAMMIT!"
Besides, we ALL know that Ritsuko is the better belly dancer! She practices with Maya every day-
But, it's also strange and kinda creepy: "AH-HAHN!". Kudos to anyone who knows what series that's from.
Yeah, actually, that's been true since about Episode 15. Of course, the opposite has been true for the same length of time.
Actually, given how screwed up the actors would have to be, this is about right.
I think we need the Naughty Paddle here, folks!
A bit cluttered, but still funny!
Can someone shut the purple-haired bimbo up, please? Take 5 and ACTION!
To Misato's dismay, the director paid Asuka fifty times more for just laying there.
That's what Shinji thought until something other than Misato's tongue entered his mouth.
Actually, that would be the luggage Yomiko's holding.
DUDE! I've never gotten a handjob from a pixie before...
Uh-oh! I think Nescaro knows I'm piloting that unit...
Ritsuko's main concern was that Maya would try to write it off as a business expense.
Actually, that would be the luggage Yomiko's holding.
Adrian Rainman's Works
I like Adrian's works. When we first got them, there were a nice burst of intellectual humor inbetween the standard fart jokes we use. So, Adrian, SEND SOME MORE!
Pokemon have similar thoughts
Of course, maybe doing it along that walkway in the milk factory wasn't a good idea either.
Kodachi's probably cursing "Fried Green Tomatos" right about now.
Some people are just so damn sensitive about certain things...
Rashida Darby (aka. rashida102, aka. *Miko*)'s Works
Fairly new, I look forward to seeing more from her. BTW, Rashida, .bmp tends to be phockin' huge. Use .jpg or .gif, if possible. I'll keep fixing them anyway, but it's faster to e-mail them too.
BRRR! Poor Mousse.
You think that's scary, wait till you see HER collection.
Rashida took the higher road with this one.
Brad Clark's Works
As in Bradster, from the original NERV and current moderator of the new Anime Fanservice Gallery.
That's the first thing you should note before following someone into a confined space. by Brad Clark
Unattributed Works
Please email me or post your name on the Yahoo Groups!
Damn soul-binding contracts! by um... GOMEN! lost your name and e-mail and I don't want to guess!
This is to got back to the AGNERVUE opening page.