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.::People Used::.- Diamond Dazzler, Angel Dust, Cody Harris, some cops
.::People Mentioned::. Blade, Conquorer 
.::Next Match::.- Diamond Dazzler vs The Conquor
.::Record::. 0-0-0
.::Disclaimer::.- Just don't take this layout without my consent. ;)

 

Diamond Dazzler & Angel Dust

An unambiguous white room is revealed to the CWA viewers. It is a jail cell with a bunk aligned to the left. A diminutive TV is centered on an outcropping of the wall. We see that it is turned to the 2004 Academy Awards. A female prisoner with long brown hair and a delightfully strong build is lying on her bunk, her hands positioned behind her head. She looked wearied, careworn, and haggard. With every slim breath she took, it was a tale worth listening to. The female was disinterested with the programming, likely because they were stars that didn't deserve the purity of fame while this woman was sitting in a putrid jail cell after working her life off. A couple of male officers herded to her jail cell. They stood in front of the bars as one of the officers spoke.

Officer
You are released from prison; an anonymous person has paid your bail. He wishes to speak with you himself before we break the news of who it is. Don't try to make any moves because this is your chance, don't blow it, hun.

The brown haired beauty became curious. She had contacts but none that could pay off the huge bail money slammed upon her. The woman toyed with this newfound inclination. She sat up on her bed and raised a brow. With a divine smile on her face, she spoke.

Woman
An anonymous bailer. Damn, it must be some asshole that I hate than, right? Or some weird freak that wants to get his hands on the infamous Diamond Dazzler.

He shook his head and returned the smile.

Officer
That's for us to know and you to find out from him. Yes, Angel Dust is hereby released. Now, don't go causing any troubles just because you got bailed.

Diamond Dazzler
I'll try not to but I can't make any guarantees on that. Being packed up in this cell has helped me gain some brand new adversaries. If I do cause trouble, blame yourself. I have a wicked mind and it is not to be impounded within a shameful physical and emotional prison. What happens is what happens; history has a way of repeating though does it not?

Officer
Whatever, be lucky that you are out of here and not lying in a grave.

The bars unraveled and the passage to the outside became visible. Diamond Dazzler stood up, attired in her orange fugitive uniform, and trod over to the officer. She turned her back and placed her hands behind her back, ready for the handcuffs.

Diamond Dazzler
Be gentle!

She sarcastically said in a bitchy tone of voice. All Dazzler got was a grunt from the officer putting the shackles on her. She was led away by the herd of officers, Diamond Dazzler must've had some dangerous significance if a woman required the watchful eye of many men. Crafty? Yes. As they walked slowly down the hallway, many of the other female inmates were happy for her release. Obviously, she had respect here. They all stopped at the door and waited for clearance into the next forbidden domain of freedom. The fugitive female became increasingly observant of every step they took and every room they passed. Perhaps she had a great memory and was trying to remember all the spots that she could, just in case Dazzler was to forge an escape for the other women. Instead of being led to her salvation, she was instead led to one of those transparent windowed phone rooms, the ones that allow the fugitive to talk through phone to the person on the other side.

Diamond Dazzler
Oh great, I get to meet my maker. I'm so excited.

She rolled her eyes and sat down at a stool. Dazzler picked up a phone and waited for her bailer to reveal him or herself. One lone man dressed in a CWA t-shirt entered the other side of the room. The CWA fans would recognize him as the founder of the CWA, Cody Harris but Dazzler still looked stupefied when he showed himself.

Diamond Dazzler
I've never seen this guy in my whole life and here he's the one paying my bail? He must be the sick freak guy that I wondered about.

She looked up at the officers with an inquiring smirk.

Officer
Listen and find out

Dazzler scoffed and cocked her head to the side. She placed the phone to her ear and diffidently waited to listen. If this whole bail was some sort of early April Fools joke, she would get herself out of prison whether they liked it or not.

Cody Harris
Hello, Diamond Dazzler. How are you?

Diamond Dazzler
Um hey, if this is some prank, lay off my case because it has happened before and I get extremely pissed with these sorts of jokes.

Cody Harris
This is no joke. You are actually being released into my possession.

Diamond Dazzler
Excuse me? YOUR possession? Nobody owns me and nobody will own me.

Cody Harris
Did I ever say I officially own you? Dazzler, they told me you'd be headstrong but I didn't know this badly.

Diamond Dazzler
I've been through a whole lot of horse crap in my life and I don't want to have to get into anymore. Tell me your name and purpose of being in my presence?

Cody Harris
It is true that I paid your large bail fee. My name is Cody Harris; I am the founder of a wrestling promotion called Canada Wrestling Alliance. I have paid your bail because I wish for you to be apart of our wrestling talent. Failing to do so will force you back to this prison back in the United States.

Diamond Dazzler now listened intently. After he spoke she slammed her head on the counter.

Diamond Dazzler
Shit, I'm being blackmailed again! You should be ashamed of yourself for being so rude and forcing me into the business again.

Cody Harris
I have underground informants that have told me that wrestling is your passion and always has been, I don't think it would really be forcing, would it?

Diamond Dazzler
…Yes, it is my passion. Wow, these informants must be some kinda people, huh? If only I could put my hands around their necks and squeeze the living life out of them…

Cody Harris
That won't be happening if you want out of here, Miss Dazzler. Please, accept my offer, I do not see any other choice for you.

Diamond Dazzler
Okay, get me the hell out of here. Where is Angel Dust?

Her eyes darted around again, looking for any signs of this person named after a terrible drug.

Cody Harris
She is waiting in my limo for you. I must say, she is eager to see you.

Diamond Dazzler
Well, I'm eager to see her.

"A few hours later" appeared on screen. A new scene appeared. It was outside, in the frigid cold climate, snow gently falling to the Earth. Diamond Dazzler exited the prison doors with Cody Harris close by. She was no longer dressed a conspicuous orange prison uniform but a brown leather jacket, a black wifebeater, blue jeans, and black high heeled boots. Dazzler hurried over to a long, hummer limo and quickly opened one of the many doors. She hopped in, along with the cameraman, where her eyes widened as she saw a woman about her age with very short blonde hair and twinkling blue eyes. Diamond Dazzler literally lunged on the woman and gave her a hug.

Diamond Dazzler
I can't believe it is you, Angel Dust!

She squished Angel Dust's cheeks and made sure she was real before hugging her again. Angel Dust also tested Dazzler's authenticity by flicking her nose.

Angel Dust
Where have you been?!

Diamond Dazzler
I have to ask the same thing!

Angel Dust
I think they kept us apart in fear of their lives. If we would've gotten together, we would have been out and about by now.

Diamond Dazzler
Isn't it funny what fear can do to people? Man…the last time I saw you, you were getting shot in the arm while I was defending our territory. I cried out as they pushed me to the ground and handcuffed me.

Angel Dust
They say I won't be able to wrestle as I did before, Dazzler… I can't be your tag partner anymore.

Diamond Dazzler
You're joking!

Angel Dust
No, I'm serious. It would be too risky for me to engage in physical combat again but I did agree with Harris that I would accompany you to the ring whenever I could.

Diamond Dazzler
So I guess he has big plans for me in the CWA?

She awaited Dusty's reply but Cody Harris himself came into the limo and sat down. He smirked and spoke.

Cody Harris
Yes, I do have big plans. I have already entered you into the CWA Heavyweight and TV title tournament. You should be happy.

Diamond Dazzler
Indeed, I am. I am looking forward to it. I am also looking forward to going into Canada. How is this possible?

Cody Harris
The border police and Canada citizens do not know about the infamous Dangerous Duo, as does the United States so clearly. It should be an easy spiff to cross the borders. Once we arrive in Calgary, I have a surprise for you.

Diamond Dazzler
If the surprise affects me negatively we will fight back. I hope you understand that, Mr. Harris. We are no ordinary females. We are innocent looking but deep down we are beastly and malignant demons.

Cody Harris
That is the reason why I decided to ferret both of you, don't let me down on that, girls.

CWA television went to commercial for a bit and reappeared. The camera panned the roadside sign reading "Welcome to Calgary". The hummer limo carrying one of the most infamous female crime duos had officially passed the border sometime ago. They were now in foreign territory and didn't know it as well as they knew the USA. The Dangerous Duo had to do some crazy getaways so they had to know the United States like the back of their hands. If they wanted to getaway now, it would be that much harder. The Saddledome appeared into view and the hummer limo plowed into its back lots. Diamond Dazzler was about to get out of the limo when Harris placed a hand on her arm. She turned her head to look.

Cody Harris
And now…the surprise.

He took a suitcase from his side, placed it upon his lap, and opened it up. Inside were loads of diamonds. Dazzler nodded and smiled.

Diamond Dazzler
Where did you find all of my diamonds?

Cody Harris
I managed to have one of my informants snag the diamonds from your car when you forged your last stand against the police. Now, I see why they call you the diamond dazzler, I had all of these priced and it came to over 5 million dollars.

Diamond Dazzler They have a greater significance to me. I would never sell them. Diamonds are me and it goes further than being my best friend.

She took a bracelet of diamonds and a ring from the suitcase and put them on.

Diamond Dazzler
Thank you for getting these back. They mean more than the world to me.

He closed the suitcase and handed it to her. Dazzler and Dusty exited the limo with rolling suitcases behind them and entered the arena. Both were expecting a reaction of fear from the people occupying the hallways but nobody's eyes raised or ran off.

Angel Dust
Remember, we're in Canada, they've probably never heard of us. This is our chance to start new after having a great history! I have the feeling that something great will happen.

Diamond Dazzler
Me too, or is that my stomach growling?

Finally, the Dangerous Duo found their locker room. They headed on in and closed the door on the cameraman. Now, the scene switched to ringside with Ryan Burr and TJ Lee.

TJ Lee
I think everybody enjoys a good pair of boobs, err I breasts, crap I mean women.

Ryan Burr
That is not very nice, TJ, you should be ashamed of yourself. These two women come a very long way to grace us with their talent. Have some respect for the foreigners. Remember that they are convicted felons so I wouldn't be talking smack.

The commentators were soon interrupted by a loud boisterous voice saying, "prepare to be dazzled." Evanescence's "Everybody's Fool" began to boom over the speakers. White and yellow lights panned around the crowds of fans and finally landed on the entranceway. Soon after, Angel Dust strode onto the ramp wearing a flashy white Canadian maple leaf top with white latex pants reading "Angel" on one leg and "Dust" on the other. She spun around and pointed towards the curtains. Out came Diamond Dazzler wearing a half white and half black wrestling attired latex top and similar pants. Dazzler grabbed Dusty's finger and went beneath it then proceeded to high five her. Together they moved down the ramp, getting a particularly good welcome from the audience. They headed up the steel stairs onto the apron. Then the two went to different turnbuckles and climbed up them. While Angel Dust raised an arm, Diamond Dazzler stood on top of the turnbuckle and did a Willy Wonka style somersault off it into the ring. She landed and stood up. Angel Dust then hopped down normally into the ring. Dusty retrieved a microphone for Dazzler and handed it to her. She waited for the fans to quiet down and finally Diamond Dazzler spoke.

Diamond Dazzler
Holy crap, this is Canada and to think I learned about Canada from the South Park Movie really makes the United States look tacky. But anyway, I see that all of your heads are attached to your bodies so that gave me a relief. Enough of the talk though, I'm Diamond Dazzler and this is my partner in crime, Angel Dust. Of course, all of you likely don't have one single clue who we are because we aren't famous fugitives in Canada. As of yet, we have no plans to be infamous for illegal crimes. All I want to be famous for is being a damn good wrestler and putting on a show worth remembering 20 years from now. Personally, I believe I will. After all, I am the first female in the CWA, that already is lovely but I also hope to go down in history as a dominant female who can play with the boys in more than one way. Sure, I might be entering their territory wanting to play the hard way but I am ready to face this challenge. Angel Dust and I have fought men before; men with guns to be exact, now I don't know what's any worse than an American with a gun. Maybe my next opponents will attempt to show me. They go by the names of Blade and the Conquor. I don't disrespect until somebody burdens themselves with disrespecting me. What they give is what I return. I am a mirror that you can't break. I am the strongest mirror of all: a pure diamond. I won't back down ever. So before you start telling me to go bake cookies in the kitchen, think before you act or I fear you will not only be obliterated but dazzled. My dear friends, I leave you with this, prepare to be dazzled.

She tipped her head and smiled. Angel Dust applauded and nodded, agreeing with her. Their theme began to play again. Dazzler dropped the microphone and the Dangerous Duo headed backstage.