//Forward\\ Now that Smackdown! has past, the Royal Rumble is the next event on the CWF's schedule. This coming pay-per-view is in fact the first PPV in the CWF and Ric Flair hopes that his fans get exactly what they desired. Ric and everyone else for that matter believes that the Rumble will be amazing. I mean, what could be better than 30 different amazing superstars in the same match? There is absolutely no doubt in anyone's minds that this event will shatter the regular standards of pay-per-view, and that the CWF will raise the bar of PPV events for years to come. Even though the overall results of the PPV are uncertain, one thing is known to everyone...it will absolutely...perfect! //Forward\\

//Scene\\ Its a sunny day at a local grocery market in Toronto where Mr. Perfect is just walking into the doors. He's got one a casual buttoned up blue shirt and jeans. He walks over to the shopping carts and pulls one from the row. He then walks over to the fresh produce aisle as the cameraman tries to stay in front of him. Mr. Perfect then stops and looks into the camera. //Scene\\

//'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig\\ Well howdy all of you pathetic CWF viewers out there, I'm here at a Toronto A&P, just to pick up a few things on my list here... [Flashes a small post it note with some writing on it.] And maybe pick up a few more things on the way...I just thought I'd share my Canadian grocery shopping experience with all of you CWF fans out there and everyone in the Royal Rumble. So, let's get to the shopping...let's see here... [Looks down at list.] The first thing we've got on our list is grapes... [Picks up a thing of grapes.] and oh, a head of lettuce...speaking of heads...that reminds me of one of those 29 unlucky bastards I'll be sending over the top at the Rumble, Al Snow. Man Al, I hope your watching because I got a few words for you...well first off, you're about as sharp as a golf ball, and you know why I say this? Well because number one, your best friend in life is a mannequine head. Al, you are the perfect of example what will happen to you if you eat Play-Doh. Let this be a lesson to all children across the world, eat Play-Doh, and you'll be a washed-up 40 year old who gets his income from MTV shows that pull in about as much ratings as The Martin Short Show. Al, it's hard to believe how you've gotten as far as you have in this federation, but as the Royal Rumble, don't be hoping to get any further. Well anyway, what's the next thing on the list...? Oh, well we'll have to head over to the deli.

//Scene\\ Curt then pushes almost empty cart towards the deli section where a man in an apron thing walks up to the counter.