Pokéwomon Fallout: The Cat’s Meow (------) First I would give thanks and my respect to the writer, Metroanime, as well as the other major writers Persona, A-Kun, Alzrius, Gorgo, and the others of the PW Forum for building this world and expanding it. The concept of Pokégirls and Pokéwomen did not occur to me, there is the Pokéwomon Forum at http://disc.server.com/Indices/169881.html. Another thing is that Pokégirls is the creation of the author, Metroanime, which was first put forth in his fanfic “Wild Horses & Pokégirls”. Which can be found at the Grey Archive (www.greyarchive.com) or at FanFiction.Net (www.fanfiction.net). Its one of Metro’s best works to date in my opinion, though the end is a bit rushed due to various factors, including the fact that he was going offline for an indeterminate amount of time. Also it proves that lemons can have a story far above sex. (------) DISCLAIMER: I do not own Pokémon for that is owned by Nintendo and all it’s branch offices. I do not own Gold Digger for that is owned by Fred Perry and Antarctic Press. In fact, I do not own a lot of stuff referenced in here. Though Kami-sama knows how much I wish I did own it all. Or at least made some money off of it. (------) WARNING: This story contains adult material and is therefore rated NC-17. You must be at least 18-years-old or “of age” in your country of origin. Also this should warn those who are sensitive towards such material from going any further. So read at your own risk. (------) THANKS: To the usual ‘Yes’ men and acquaintances as well as the folks of the PW forum. Especially Redpriest and Alzrius for their help. And last but not least my furry little muses. Despite the fact that they absconded with by manga, I still thank them. Now on with the show… (------) Pokéwomon Fallout: The Cat’s Meow: Part Two “Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.” --Quote from the ‘Thousand Gods Faith: Tamer’s Abridged Edition’ (------) Having showered (finally, though he had to make sure to lock the door to keep Gina and the others out) Shadow Cat sat at the kitchen table. Finishing off his bologna sandwich while he idly browsed his counterpart’s laptop. It was now after one and the girls sat at the table finishing their meals, with him. If your wondering about what they were eating, the two cats had tuna and crabmeat mixed with mayo, onion and chives. All mixed into a couple of packages of ramen (since it would be more filling) and Gina also had a bologna sandwich. (Hey what can be said Shadow didn’t exactly expect company to literally drop in now did he?) “Well this is definitely my analogue’s laptop. Every password I use is here what I think they would be. Not to mention I got by the retina scan and finger print recognition pad. I can’t believe the security on this thing. Especially on his private journal entries. Let’s see here. Shadow League, BE Dorado, Shangri-Bra, some thing about Sanctuary, Technical blue-prints for some sort of grav-vehicle. Some los-tech schematics. Whoah! Compromising and embarrassing pictures! Aha! Here we are pokeball technology. Blueprints, schematics, working theory, just what we need.” Looking up from where she was surfing the net, Gina spoke. “What do you mean?” “You girls don’t have pokeballs, right?” “No, but I do have some parts from a couple I was modifying. Why do you ask?” “Cause if I had pokeballs for you girls it will make life easier. This way Brit and Felicia won’t be stuck in the house all the time hiding. They’ll be able to come with me when I leave. And since I know of a few, out of the way, places. You girls can get some exercise.” Pouting Gina replied, “I see your point, I guess I can get the balls put back to together in a few hours, though I really wanted to modify them.” Gina then turns back to her surfing. She’s checking every available source or archive she can find (including hacking into a few of the more ‘secured’ archives) with the sole purpose of learning every thing she can of this worlds and its technology. Noticing a small text file on his laptop Shadow Cat pulled out the pokedex. Normally a pokedex is a small red handheld device. Similar in appearance to a game boy, a pokedex is an item used by Tamers. It’s a multi-purpose hand-held computer. It is capable of giving tips to tamers, scanning a pokegirl for info, displaying what the tamer currently has in storage or with them, and several other things depending on how the tamers customizes their pokedex. Shadow’s pokedex was a highly modified MarkII. About the thickness of a small book (or as thick as three CD jewel cases) with a two part cover. The upper half of the cover had a dome set in the center and flipped forward (like a cell-phone). According to the text file this was the basic scanner. The lower half of the cover opened to the right like a traditional Japanese manga. Under that were some buttons, a screen, and a D-pad. Holding the opened pokedex up Shadow pointed the pokedex at Brittany. The little machine’s feminine voice (which had a southern accent) spoke up. “Cheetit, The Fast Cat Pokégirl. Cheetits are the fastest ground runners of all Pokégirl breeds. On a level road, they’ve been clocked up to 350 miles per hour (563 km/h). They can’t maintain such speeds for long, however; like the cheetahs of old, the Cheetit can only use her speed for short periods (in the prime of health, a Cheetit could maintain her top speed for thirty minutes before fatigue sets in). In comparison, Dameosaurs can reach 250 miles per hour (402 km/h) in a dead sprint, but they could maintain it for two hours on average. While most Cheetits believe in “speed is life,” they can slow themselves down for their Tamer or their Tamer’s other Pokégirls. Cheetits are very passionate lovers, especially if their fur is petted while being tamed. It is said in the Crescent League that if you make a Cheetit purr during Taming, you will have very good luck in the near future.” Shadow nodded his head as Brit posed briefly for the pokedex. He definitely has to agree with the passionate lover part, as he learned first hand earlier that morning. Turning the pokedex to Felicia, Shadow pressed the scan button again. “CATGIRL, the all Purpose Perfectual Pokegirl Catgirl is the normal end evolution of Kitten. They are often found in the private sector as workers or pets. They tend to be playful, affectionate, mischievous, proud, and fastidious. Kittens and Catgirls were one of the breeds to fiercely battle Mao during the Rebellion, and one particular Kitten (Tianna) refused to kill her former Master's human girlfriend despite Psi-dyke mind control and being nearly broken through dominating Tamings. The Catgirl was popular as a breed prior to this, but after this story broke it surged to unheard of levels. Another Kitten, Kimiko, was credited with helping to bring down the mad Tamer Happosai. As a result of all this good press, Catgirls are considered to be "darn near human" and mistreating a catgirl in public is likely to bring public outcry.” As Brittany did before her Felicia posed, too. Unlike Brits sensuous stretching though, Felicia opted for playfully sticking her tongue out while raising her paw. Taking the classical ‘Beckoning Cat’ look, in turn eliciting a small laugh from Shadow Cat before he turned his pokedex onto the last of his pokegirls. “SUPE-BRA GENIUS, ‘I Am The Greatest!’ Intellectual Pokegirl Supe-bra Geniuses, or Geniuses for short, are nearly as varied as megami in both appearance and abilities. Though there are many common traits. They all have a vast knowledge of academic topics, but like megami each have a tendency to specialize in a couple of areas. Due to their lack of physical impressive combat abilities, and limited Psychic abilities (which are normally defensive in nature) Geniuses are normally not found in a Tamers Harem. Most find work in the Academic circles, as research aides or even as professors. Due to intellect of these pokegirls those that are found will generally be in League controlled or monitored areas.” Gina didn’t bother looking up from her laptop, as the pokedex scanned her. She was too intent on her search to acknowledge it. “Hey Gina I thought you modified that pokedex.” “Yea Brit, I did, why do you ask?” “It forgot to mention that you Supe-Bra Geniuses are also just nerdy, obsessive, little buckets of hormones.” “WHA..WH..WHAT?” “It also forgot to mention that you tend to forget about things when your obsessing over some mystery, that is until your dragged off for a taming, or you end up getting hysterical and dragging Shadow off for a, as you so put it, ‘marathon’ session.” Looking up from the pokedex at the mention of his name Shadow Cat backed his chair up slowly. Across from him stood a sight any otaku worth his salt (or rice for that matter) would recognize. An angry AND embarrassed woman. Gina was standing there all right. Slightly hunched at the shoulder, face red as tomato, huffing, and glaring daggers at Brit. Shadow Cat stopped moving, as did Felicia who also noticed the current situation, less they draw Gina’s ire. Shadow as it is, was an otaku, he knew better than to draw attention to himself at this moment. Pokewomon for the most part had a lot of inspiration in anime. So much in so that a lot where simply anime analogues. Most had personalities that mirrored their anime counterpart. Thus if you knew the anime, you had an idea how they would react, in some situations. Course Shadow knew that Gina and Brit weren’t drawn from anime but from a US comic known as GOLD DIGGERS. And he based his analogue’s harem close to what he knew about Gold Diggers. Thus he knew that doing anything right now that would turn Gina’s attention off of Brit would most likely get him hurt. Maybe not too much, but why take chances. So standing absolutely still Shadow and Felicia continued to watch silently. “(Red-faced and yelling) WHY YOU…YOU…ARRRGH!” Gina lunged for Brit, tackling the surprised cheetit to the floor. Gina attempting to wrestle her sister into submission, “I can’t believe you, Cheetah, how can you embarrass me like that.” “(Trying not laugh too much at Gina’s attempt to wrestle her into submission.) It’s the truth…Hahaa…You know it is… You...Haahaaa….” “Your …..one to …talk.. ‘Miss Tuna-phile’….you’ll drop ‘anything’ for a tuna fish sandwich …” “WHAT!!.. Take that back…” “Hah!! No way…” “Grrrr..Fine then take this you NERD!..” “FURBALL!” “GEEK!” “SEX KITTEN!” The combatants stop suddenly. Both blinking. “Ah Gina, was that supposed to be an insult or a compliment?” “Ahhh….ummmm…Arrrgggh…..Take THIS FURBALL!” The catfight continues as before, with the girls rolling across the floor. Pulling hair, yanking fur (where applicable), biting and scratching, and just making a spectacle of themselves. (---) After watching the ‘cat-fight’, slack jawed for several moments Shadow knocked his self off the side of the head, and proceeded to scoop up his laptop and skipped over the wrestling duo. At least they weren’t fighting over him. Motioning for Felicia to follow him he decided to setup in the living room. Leaving the girls to ‘work’ things out on their own. As sounds continued to drift from the kitchen Shadow plugged into the phone jack to get online he had some mail to send out and posts to make. Sitting on the couch Shadow waited patiently for the dial up to connect. “I definitely need to hit the Pokewomon Forum. Probably should E-mail Red and a few others. Hee-hee….I bet Red will be jealous. Hmm..should I gloat or shouldn’t I. Well just a little...Umm...What’re you doing Felicia?” “Just getting comfortable.” So saying Felicia lifts up the laptop off Shadow’s lap while pushing him back. So that he’s gone from sitting on the couch, to lying across it. With Shadow’s back propped up against an arm of the couch and now half sitting half lying Felicia lays herself atop of him and makes her self comfortable. “Ahhh…Now this is comfy….purrrrr..” Shadow gently lowers the laptop onto Felicia’s back as she rests her head upon his chest. “(Smiling softly, and blushing brightly) All set now?” Not getting a response beyond a heavy purr. Shadow shook his head and started his e-mail. “First lets check the board. Hmmm… Apparently Alzrius and A-kun got hit too. A-kun got a theory on what happened too…. I’ll be damned, probably is Washu’s fault. Why aren’t I surprise by that? Also Alzrius got some gear. Wonder if A-kun got anything, or who else got hit for that matter?” Leaving a post that simply described the events of the previous night (minus the fact that he got beaned by a backpack) Shadow described the vortex and mentioned the trio in name Felicia, Brittany, and Gina Diggers. Knowing that the PW folks would have a very good idea of what came through. Shadow also mentioned that he got technical schematics and a few devices. With any luck he could probably provide equipment (Pokeballs and Pokedexes) to those who may not have gotten anything. Provided that he could acquire the necessary parts or their equivalent. Actually the post went like this: “You, too? A-kun, Alzrius vortex appeared. Swirling black. Dotted with motes of purplish light it reeled and pulsed with mesmerizing display of, well, chaotic beauty. It moved with no pattern. Constantly swirling and shifting it moved and pulsed till when the noise had hits it high point the vortex exploded outward. Then all was black Got Brit, Gina (Diggers) and Felicia dropped unto my bed before midnight. Plus two packs of stuff. Mostly tech. Laptops of analogue. Poke-ball plans. Will see if possible to duplicate. Keep in touch by e-mail. BTW: Who else got ‘hit’? Ciaow!” After posting the Shadow went over to his hotmail account and sent out a few more detailed messages to A-kun and Alzrius, mentioning a few other blue-prints (looks like a grav-cycle or the like, plus some big guns) that he had access to. To Redpriest though Shadow told him to check the PW board and to bow to his greatness. And if a pair of twin cheetits should appear at his door. Well, they too were a sign of Shadow Cat’s greatness. And that he should worship him as the Harbinger of Chaos. And Happy Un-Birthday!! Ciaow! “Now let us hope Ol’Red understands all that, or I’m going to be disappointed.” Petting the sleeping Felicia, Shadow Cat wondered about that text file he came across earlier. It had mentioned how to operate the long-range scanner of the pokedex. A custom modification that Gina made. It uses a special sensor dish to detect pokegirls within a five-mile radius. It couldn’t distinguish type unless it was within visual range (and only about 500 ft if the target is underground), but it was useful in avoiding or finding pokegirls. It just was not very portable. If he set that up he could probably figure out if any other girls came through near here. “I’m not going to take that chance..” “What chance?” “Huh?…Oh are you girls done arguing now?” Brit and Gina entered the living room. Their clothes were in disarray, their hair frazzled, and generally looking a mess. Gina plopped down on the other end of the couch while Brit sat on the floor in front of where Shadow was. Brushing her hair out of her face Gina asked again. “What aren’t you leaving to chance?” “The fact that other pokegirls may have come thru other portals. And that these others may be running wild out there. Not all that bad if it’s only titmice or other of the more docile species. But what if something like oh lets say a charmellons or blastits came thru. They would be a bit more problematic now wouldn’t they. Or what if….Heaven forbid…a Widow came over. This world isn’t exactly equipped to deal with ‘that’ sort of thing.” “You have a point, cutie. So what do you plan to do?” “Cutie?” Shadow turns a raised eyebrow at Gina who simply blushes before continuing. “Can’t do much at the moment. But I can set up the long-range scanner and check to see if any pokegirls are near-by. And Gina if you could get some pokeballs put together, we can probably keep a lid on things for a bit. Otherwise it’s just going to be R&R, and R&D.” “Why’s that?” Brit asked, having finally gotten her hair back in place. Closing the laptop. Shadow Cat placed it on the floor. “Unless I can find where the other folks on the PW Forum who also got pokegirls live, there won’t be much in the way of pokebattles.” Gina and Brit look at one another, the fact that for the most part that they were the only pokegirls around some how not being realized before, smiled and turned a pair of lecherous grins upon Shadow. “You know, now that I think about it, this might not be so bad after all.” “Yea Gina, this definitely has possibilities.” “Ummm…gulp…You girls wouldn’t….umm….” “Yessss?” “Purrrrr?” Going wide-eyed all of a sudden Shadow Cat realized something. “What were you girls doing before you came through the vortex? More precisely who else was around? “Huh?” “Umm?” Taking off guard by the sudden and unexpected questions, it was Felicia who answered. “V, Brit and myself were just cuddling with you in your room. Bri and Gina were checking some equipment and bringing the packs up from the lab. Bast was helping them. Yawnn…..we were a bit scattered around the complex. Why’d you ask?” “Just curious, thought maybe if you girls were together you would have been the only ones that were affected. But since you weren’t I’m going to hazard a guess that the rest of ‘my’ harem is probably here in this world, too.” It was Gina’s turn to speak. “No need to worry about Bast and Brianna they’ll probably be fine, I’d worry about the folks who run into them.” Brit frowned worriedly. “I’m more concerned about V, if she didn’t end up with the others, she’s gonna get into some serious trouble. She’s not exactly capable of doing much beyond domestic chores and sex.” “Well, Sis, let us hope she’s with the others.” With that the girls nodded their heads before turning back to Shadow Cat. “Umm…What are you two doing….wait…HEY…Oomph ow….don’t grab me…..HANDS AWAY FROM THERE……Can’t we wait…..AHHHHH!! Pouncing the girls dragged Shadow off the couch and to the floor for a little ‘fun’. (----) Some time later, Shadow Cat and the girls tidied up the house and relaxed for the most part, nothing eventful happened the rest of the night. Well except that Brit found Shadow’s ‘New Cutey Honey’ DVDs and was starting to get a few ‘ideas’.. Felicia started reading ‘Ranma ½’ (she got through 10 of the19 graphic novels before falling asleep on Shadow Cat’s bed, where she remained for the rest of the night), and Gina assembled the long-range scanner. Though she said it’s going to need the rest of the night to calibrate itself. There was too much interference from all the TV, Cell and Radio waves, for it to give a proper reading. She assured Shadow that it would be fine by tomorrow afternoon though. And so the little group retired for the evening to relax and talk about what to do next. (Yes talk, now get your minds out of the gutter. Well at least until it came to go to bed, then you can put your mind back in the gutter, just not to far in.) (---) As the coming storm broke. In some woods not that far from Shadow’s home. A willowy young thing scurried for cover from the drenching rains. Lost, confused, and in pain in this strange new world. (----) Author’s Notes: Well that’s chapter two. Next time Shadow Cat gets another girl from his harem. The circumstances of the ‘capture’ are reminiscent to that of his analogue. Can any one guess who it is? Also reports of, ‘explosions’ of unknown origin and type as well as bizarre incidents make the news. As well as some other seemingly unrelated occurrences across the nation. And we will get another Lemon scene to keep the masses happy. Well I hope it will make the masses happy. Hoped you enjoyed yourselves. Ciaow! ----Shadow Cat, Harbinger of Chaos----