Warning and disclaimer: Any name, place, or subject mentioned below may be mistaken for a real life counterpart but in actuality it is not. All things that sounds like something from Poke’mon is owned by Game Freaks, I am using their idea and everyone in the forum’s ideas so none of you please sue me in anyway. This is the script to a news program shown before Sukebe’s revenge started. When ever a line is skipped it means that the person talking has changed. With that I bring you... The Strange Reports By The Sax Night Line News (cue standard news intro music) Nov. 23 1991 Hello this is Dan and this is Jan. Good evening everyone, as he said I am Jan Today we have some interesting but odd news. Tell the viewers a little Jan. Sure Dan, today we have the report on odd sightings of humanoid life forms appearing on the US/Canada border. The sightings were run on tabloids a while back this year but now we have more coverage on the subject. But First, commercials... Do you like chickens? If not come by to CFC, California Fried Chicken. You’ll love the way on how we serve the chicken, FRESH!. Children under 5 get free wacky chicken game. Everybody needs a alot of CFC. And we’re back on Night Line News. We’ve gotten major reports on “I witness” accounts by people in the northern border of Montana. All the witnesses claimed of seeing somebody in the forest trekking up or down the hills. All witnesses say that they went over to investigate and saw that the people did not necessarily look perfectly human. That’s right Dan, all the witnesses say that the creatures seemed to have some form of odd features ranging from odd ears, extra appendages such as tails, wings, extra arms legs in general. Yes Jan, usually such random witness descriptions usually don’t land into the media except for tabloids but, we have gotten a bit of footage on the incident making the matter discussable in front of the public. The footage was caught by a nature fanatic who was camping there and filming the area. We are lucky enough to have him with us today on our show. Mr. I. P. Freely. Hello Mr. Freely. Why hello Jan, Dan, I was out in the woods taking photos and shooting some footage for a video I was making. Then I saw it, the creature, it tried to attack me I ran into may car, it was scary. Yes it must have been very scary. Yeah Jan, the thing started pounding on the cars hood creating dents, I quickly started the engine and got out of there. Later when I checked my car, I found out my car would have been gone with another blow. These creatures are not only somewhat freaky but very dangerous in a sense. Okay Mr. Freely, let’s air the footage and show our viewers what happened. Wait Dan, before we air it we must advise the following footage may not be suitable for young audiences *The screen changes to the video* “Why hello there. Are you lost, do you need help, clothing maybe?” The camera approaches the girl sitting on a rock in a forest, she suddenly looks over and glares. “Hmm your eyes seem different from regular people, and why are you naked?” Just then the girl lets out a roar and starts running at the camera. “Oh Shit!” “Rooooooaaaaarr” The girl pounces from her running position to the frightened Mr. Freely. The camera and Mr. Freely jump into his truck. *Smash* *Crunch* The camera shifts to the girl who is smashing the car on various locations. The window cracks and a large dent appears on the roof. Mr. Freely starts the car and shifts in to drive. He pulls onto the road and tries to shake off the girl on the car. She continues to smash the roof and growls at the car. Finally as the car swerves Mr. Freely hears a thud then a roar from a distance as he speeds away. *The video ends and returns to the news room* My goodness that was quite disturbing. Yes Jan, Authorities are now making more thorough patrols around the area. So far no other records have been reported but some civilians and police officers have gone missing in the last few months. On a side note we also have reports on a mysterious mauling in a town north of where Mr. Freely was. We bring you the report from our on sight reporter, Hue G. Assman, Hue? Yeah Jan? Can you fill us in on the report of the mauling? Yes of course, I’m reporting live from the Police Department Building and getting filled in on all the details. It appears to be that this afternoon at 2:53 to be exact a band of women entered a costume shop in the town and shoplifted, they stole a Elvis Presley, Pope, and Cowboy costume, all by wearing them out the front door. The shop keeper, one Miss Jennifer Smith, tried to stop them the women simply snarled at her and ran out the door. Later a couple of men were attacked by three women dressed as Elvis, the Pope, and a cowboy. Are there any things that we can get to see first hand of what happened? Yes Joe, we have video coverage that was taken by the men who were mauled and Ms. Smith herself at the Police Station. The men unfortunately can’t be here because they are hospitalized. Ms Smith is here next to me as a I witness to the shop lifting. Ms. Smith? Hello Hue, well this is how it goes, these three women come into my store wearing a revealing cat costume, sexy fox outfit, and a doggish costume. They all came in and raided the costume shop, they just came in like the animals they were dressed as, brutal and savage. After going through the store became entangled in the costumes and put them on normally before running out the door. When I tried to stop them they looked back and hissed at me and ran out. There you have it folks that’s the eye witness account the masquerading maulers before they stroke. Ms. Smith then called police and now is here with me after hours of questioning. Thank you Hue and now we will show the viewers what happened in the mauling, it just happens to be that the men attacked were shooting a video of them getting high as they were smoking. *Screen changes to video* A empty ally way is shown as two men light a roll, they take a couple of hits and start spacing out. “Hey Joe ya high yet?” “I don’t know Jack. What do you think Mr. Bush?” “What are you doing talking to a bush Joe, you know they can’t talk, you should ask Mrs. Tree instead.” “Oh right, wait who’s?” The Camera shifts to a band of women walking down the ally way towards them. “He, he, look at that Elvis, the pope got a sex change, and the cowgirl is rounding them up.” “Yeah I never knew they wanted to be girls, Hey Elvis should we call you Queen now?” Joe says laughing at himself. The girls approach the dazed two and stare at them in pity. As a hand goes up to touch one of them the girls suddenly become alert and snarl. “It’s okay guys we won‘t hurt you just wanna see how big you are.” The girls heavily insulted by this attack the guys. The camera is dropped to the ground as the two men yell in pain and the girls continue to roar and beat the men to a pulp. *Video ends and screen shifts to newsroom* That was disturbing in any way put. What the guys or the girls? Both... On a lighter note lets go to weather. Joe? We are looking at bright days in our future as we go in to the weekend... Thank you A-kun for your great inspiration on this piece.