(recap of last week's episode!)

Gimli is annoying!

What was Gimli bugging Legolas about?

Is The Giant Scary Orc Man working alone? or is there someone else in on this little scheme?

WHAT IS THE SCHEME?!

WHY AM I STILL TYPING QUESTIONS??

I DON'T KNOW!

Episode title: THE PLOT!

Gimli: HOLY DWARF ON A STICK LEGOLAS!!

Legolas: What?

Gimli: It's The Small Somewhat Frightening Orc Midget! ::gasp::

Legolas: ::gasps as well:: This is a real pickle here....

The Giant Scary Orc Man: BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! We have you cornered Legolas! and your little midget too!

Gimli: I'M NOT A MIDGET!!

The Giant Scary Orc Man : Wanna take a go at it punk? Huh? Bring it!

Gimli: :: slowly steps behind a very big box::

The Giant Scary Orc Man : Dat right foo!

The Small Somewhat Frightening Orc Midget: Yo P what we gonna do wit deez clowns?

The Giant Scary Orc Man : Heh, we gonna kick their bootaays all da way to.....to...

The Small Somewhat Frightening Orc Midget: China?

The Giant Scary Orc Man : YEA!

Legolas: No! Wait! I have a propostition to make!

TGSOM & TSSFOM: O realllllllllllly....what is it

Legolas: Gimli and I challenge you to a game of basketball!

Gimli whispers: Legolas....you do notice that basketball isn't invented yet....don't you?

Legolas: ...o....yeeeessss

Gimli: ::sigh:: God Legolas....You're the dumbest elf I know.....

Legolas: Shove it midget, I know where you sleep.......RIGHT NEXT TO ME!!!

Gimli: ::gasp:: I DO!?!?!

Legolas: Yeah, and sometimes you put your arm on me like this..::grabs Gimli's shoulder::

Gimli: WHOA, are you suggesting that I touch you when I'm asleep?!

TGSOM: OKAY ANYWHO bout dat game you all wanna play.....

Legolas: O yes, Meet us on the playground at the sandbox at 3 o'clock

(TGSOM and TSSFOM exchange confused glances)

TGSOM: um yea

Legolas: I believe that we can beat you.... my tights will give me somewhat of an advantage....

::Gimli shakes head::

TGSOM & TSSFOM: ......::look at Legolas's tights:: Oh..oh god that's just not right.

Legolas: HEY! I designed these costumes myself.....they bring out my more.....feminine side...

::TGSOM shivers with the thought:: : Dear God...

TSSFOM: You know what, yeah they kinda do.. ::Gives Legolas the 'call me' sign::

::Legolas with twinkle in his eye:: : We will succeed!

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(The next day, at the court)

(Legolas and Gimli are secretly watching their opponents warm up...the scheme is revealed)

TSSFOM: Yo man we gonna rip deez guys a new one!

TGSOM: Yea, especially with my new detonation device!

TSSFOM: what the f--BEEP?

TGSOM: Did..did you just say beep?

TSSFOM:..No..

TGSOM: Alright.well I have placed mines under the court!

TSSFOM: Dude....do you remember where you set them?

TGSOM (strange expression comes over him):.........no

TSSFOM: THAT MEANS WE COULD LAND ON THEM AT ANYTIME!

TGSOM: no we won't...we'll have Legolas and Gimli run around the court first....

TSSFOM: bloody brilliant!

(Legolas and Gimli jump from behind their hiding spot)

Legolas: We won't fall for your....

mine: ¡!¡BEEP¡!¡

Gimli: Aw shi.::bEEP::

(Gimli and Legolas were both blown up into little deut particles that were blown away in the wind, therefore polluting the air and not helping Middle Earth what so ever, because believe you me, with the smog and coal in that air, we can only hope that they do their share for cleaner air. Aaaaaaand scene)

FIN

(intro to next episode)

Lyn the Elf woman might not be a woman! (screencap of Arwen cross dressing)

Merry really isnt that merry!

What the hell is the Aragorn doing with that...o dear god!

Why is Sam so very..............'large'

ALL THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED ON THE NEXT EPISODE!

(next episode title)

LEGOLAS RETURNS!!