Dan Alojado: "I'll piss in a can and you guys can share that" (was said when Danny,Ryan and Frey asked for something to drink)
Matt Wuensch: "I have big tree...in my pants" (was said when a bunch of little kids were hangin at the old and pointed out a big tree behind us)
Paul Gysland: "I will disembowel you" (Paul threatening Dan)
Nick Frey:"I'll Kill you" (This is said to anyone that pisses him off)
Dan Alojado: "I'm gonna tear this park a new asshole" (was said while he was playing Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX 2)
Paul Gysland: "I will kick you in the scrotum until your leaking fluid from your ear" (Paul threatening Dan)
Nick Frey: "You want my number? its 1-800-GO FUCK YOURSELF!" (Freys response to one of the old neighbors of our trails questons)
Dan Alojado: "Awww Nuggets!" (Is said when Dan doesnt get his way)
Paul Gysland: "Mike you better clean these windows there dirtier then a japanese k-mart" (Paul comenting on Mikes windows)
Nick Frey: "Sweet Harmonica!" (Was said when Dan beat him at Mario Cart on N64)
Dan Alojado: "Ca, Ca, CONAN!" (you had to be there to undersatand)
Chris Stanger: "AHH, I broke my face!" (was said last year when Chris face planted on one of the old jumps)
Paul Gysland: "I once made love to a blue jay" (Even more randomness from Paul)
Nick Frey: "You better start talkin normal or Im gonna kick your ass" (Was said to Paul when he was talking like he always does)
Dan Alojado: "I'm tireder than a ham sandwich" (Dan talking about how tired he was)
Paul Gysland: "My earhurts, I think Ive got leukemia" (Paul Scared for his life)
Matt Wuensch: "Paul, youre cute" (Matt comenting on Paul's looks)
Matt Wuensch: "Im going to open up a can of rape on you" (Is said whenever Matt is going to attack Paul or Dan)
Paul Gysland: "Your back side is mine!" (Paul threatening Dan)
Paul Gysland: "Hey im the 3000th person on the site woohoo" (Paul happy)
Paul Gysland: "I made love to a banana" (Random so very random)
Matt Wuensch: "I cant get enough of that black man gone white" (Matts comment on how how he likes Micheal Jackson)
Paul Gysland: "They used to call me Poncho Sullivan" (Yet more randomness)
Chris Stanger: "Dan your gay" (was said when Dan kept asking if he was high)
Dan Alojado: "Why dont you get over here and Ill show how gay I can be" (Dans response)
Paul Gysland: "Get in the van! No more spending money for you! I know you like those expensive shampoos but I just can't afford them" (More randomness from Paul)
Dan Alojado: "Im too manly for ice" (Dans comment when Matt offered him ice for his beverage)
Nick Frey: "Dan, I eat fetus's" (Frey telling Dan what he eats)
Dan Alojado: "Thats goin on the site" (Is said whenever someone says something funny, stupid or random)
Paul Gysland: "This one time I thought I saw Elton John, but it turned out to be a fire hydrant" (Even more randomness)
Nick Frey: "You fuckin' hicks" (was said when Matt and Dan were makin fun of him)
Nick Frey: "AHH My jaw" (was said when Jon Meyer kneed him in his fractured jaw)
Paul Gysland: "I'll kill Dan for you then" (was said to Jen after Paul heard that Dan called her blonde)
Nick Frey: "Im getting high" (Was said while Frey was smelling the inside of his shoe)
Matt Wuensch: "Fuck that? playing doctor is for kids, lets play gynecologist" (Matt trying his pick up lines on Dan)
Matt Wuensch: "Well in that case, Id like to use your thighs as ear muffs" (One of Matts pick up lines)
Nick Frey: "Dan is perfect" (Frey stating the obvious)
Paul Gysland: "Frey when you die can i have your banana arm?" (Paul asking Frey a question)
Paul Gysland: "I will swab the decks with your long hair!" (Paul yet again threatening Dan)
Matt Wuensch: "Your not the brightest crayon in the box are you?" (Matt asking Chris a question)
Chris Stanger: "I dont get it" (Chris's response)
Dan Alojado: "What youre saying is impossible!" (Was said when Ashley B was trying to describe a trick to Dan, Danny, and Frey)
Dan Alojado: "O SNAP!" (Is said whenever Dan is happy, sad, surprised, or for no reason at all)
Nick Frey: "You wait till your sleeping, Im going to kill you and your fuckin' kids!" (Was said while Frey was threatening the same lady he used the "1-800- GO FUCK YOURSELF" line on)
Dan Alojado: "Yes it is quite fancy, but it does not strike my fancy" (Dan commenting on a truck he saw outside of Penn Cycle)
Matt Wuensch: "Im going to give you a present called...IMA FUCK YOU UP" (Matt threatening Dan)
Paul Gysland: "Well if it isnt the inventor of butt-sex himself, hello Dan" (Paul greeting Dan)
Alex Kanwischer: "You weigh 180? Holy Shit! Thats like two of me" (Alex after hearing how much Matt weighs)
Dan Alojado: "You dumb fucking peice of shit, those words have the exact same meaning" (Dan yelling at Paul after he Called him Homo/Gay)
Paul Gysland: "If I ever have an uncle Im going to name him Gordy" (Paul being his random self)
Paul Gysland: "Let me hit you" (Paul talking to Dan)
Dan Alojado: "Hello little boy, do you have a bestfriend?" (Dan talking to one of Matts neighbors)
Paul Gysland: "TAKE ME TO PROM!" (Paul yelling at Matt)
Dan Alojado: "Ill rubber mallet this!" (Dan talking to Matts back wheel)
Paul Gysland: "Well I had plans... but I guess I could tape it" (Paul response to Dans question to what he was doing that night)
Dan Alojado: "You vandalismer!" (Dan yelling at Paul)
Nick Frey: "Ill pee on you" (Frey talking to Matt during one of their wrestling matches)
Dan Alojado: "Its always a challenge to walk down the stairs in the dark" (Dan talking to himself)
Nick Frey: "A little pixie dust can go a long way bitch" (Was said while Frey was arguing with Chris)
Paul Gysland: "Im gonna tear that street course a new nasal passage!" (Paul talking about G-Shock)
Dan Alojado: "What would I do without a friend like you? Most likely be happy" (Dan talking to Paul)
Paul Gysland: "Hows about I grab your scrotum and twist?" (Paul threatening Dan)
Dan Alojado: "Paul get back here, I wanna grate cheese on your body!" (Dan talking to Paul)
Nick Frey: "Hold on, let me put in a tampon" (Frey doing his impression of a butch softball lesbian)
Chris Stanger: "I dont care man, pussy is pussy" (Chris talking about a certain someone)
Dan Alojado: "GET OUT OF THE FUCKIN' CLOSET!" (Dan yelling at his cousin Joey)
Matt Wuensch: "DAN ALOJADO REPRESENTS ALL THAT IS SOULESS AND EVIL!" (No need for an explanation)
Dan Alojado: "Im going to eat this whole bottle of Advil, but first Im going to empty out the pills" (Dan talking to Matt)
Dan Alojado: "But first you must retrieve the bronze monkey from the fortress of goliath" (Dan telling someone what it takes to be on this site)
Nick Frey: "People who listen to Guns N Roses are dirty" (Frey while watching the Kink video)
Paul Gysland: "How about I stab you in the knee and kick you in the eye?" (Paul threatening Dan)
Dan Alojado: "Here you go you sexy stack of shit" (Was said while Dan gave Paul a push-up)
Paul Gysland: "Im going to marry your soul" (Paul talking to Dan)
Dan Alojado: "That guy looks like the doctor on MASH.. wait a second... they were all doctors on MASH" (Dan comenting on someone walking up his street)
Paul Gysland: "Dan you better quit this threatening me stuff... OR HEADS WILL ROLL" (Paul talking to Dan)
Dan Alojado: "If I tried to ride that Id get so fucked up that Id have to eat out of a straw for 5 years then relearn how to talk" (Dan talking about the vert walls in Road Fools 11"
Alex Kanwischer: "That hurt so bad when Frey put his elbow up my ass" (Nuff said)
Dan Alojado: "REALLY god damn mother FUCKING ugly" (Dan telling Matt what Gortesque means)
Dan Alojado: "CHAMP YOU FAT FUCK, WHY ARENT YOU SKINNY??!?!" (Dan yelling at Champ)
Nick Frey: "Hey Paul do you have diarhea?" (Nick asking Paul a question)
Alex Kanwischer: "You dumb fuck stay outta my way" (Alex talking to Paul)
Dan Alojado: "Fuck the handicapped!" (Dan yelling after he punched a handicapped parking sign)
Alex Kanwischer: "What the fuck?! get the fuck out of my way!" (Alex talking to Paul)
Paul Gysland: "Oh yeah? is this where your gonna grow your weed?" (Paul talking to Matt Kraemer)
Dan Alojado: "Yeah he looks dirty alright, I also heard he makes his girlfriends cry" (Dan talking about Josh Stricker)
Paul Gysland: "Then lets ride grandma" (You had to be there to understand)
Dan Alojado: "The S&M team is out of hand" (Dan talking to Paul about Mega Tour 2)
Chris Stanger: "I just wanna stick it in the sand" (Chris talking to Dan and Matt about lightsabers)
Matt Wuensch: "Are you gay?" (Matt asking Chris a question)
Chris Stanger: "Probably" (Chris's response)
Dan Alojado: "I wish I had glasses... then I could take them off and shit" (Dan talking to Matt)
Nick Frey: "It bounced off my weiner" (Nick talking to Matt after a bottle was thrown at him)
Paul Gysland: "You jerk bag" (Paul yelling at Matt)
Chris Stanger: "CUNT! CUNT! CUUUUUUUUUNT!!!!" (Chris yelling at his bike)
Dan Alojado: "OWWWW!!! MY SOUL!" (Dan yelling in Mcds)
Nick Frey: "So I was in court today for kicking that guys mini van and he called me an evil child... the judge started laughing" (yeah, theres really no need for an explanation)
Chris Stanger: "Whoa, rewind it" (Chris telling Dan to rewind the vid they were watching)
Dan Alojado: "REWIND WHAT?!" (Dan pissing off Chris)
Nick Frey: "Im gonna name my kids after car parts... Ill be like, come here intake manifold" (Nick talking about his future child)
Matt Wuensch: "So is this machetti some sort of ancient mexican artifact?" (Matt asking Paul a question)
Paul Gysland: "Yeah, the plastic handle is a dead giveaway" (Pauls response)
Dan Alojado: "Paul is a homophobe" (Dan making a statement)
Paul Gysland: "Yeah, Im afraid of Dan" (Paul making a statement of his own)
Dan Alojado: "Paul, youre gonna grow up to be gay. Unlike you, me and Matt are getting it out of our system now" (Nuff said)
Nick Frey: "I like germs" (Nuff said)
Paul Gysland: "Its got racing stripes... so I can race" (Paul telling Matt about his imaginary honda civic that tops out at 80mph and holds 3 gallons of gas)
Nick Frey: "Come here Grandma, Youre hot" (Nick talking to his Grandma)
Nick Frey: "Whats wrong with you Dan? Dont you know we're gay?" (Nick talking to Dan)
Alex Kanwischer: "Because hes stupid and lazy" (Alex talking about Paul having two front pegs and none in the rear)
Alex Kanwischer:"No, since my feet are so small my penis is huge since all my feet muscle and skin is on my penis and not on my feet" (Nuff said)
Matt Kraemer: "Paul we stopped by your house earlier, your dog was barking... I think theres something wrong with it" (Matt talking to Paul)
Paul Gysland: "Say my name!" (Paul yelling at Dan)
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Matt Kraemer: "Get some glasses asshole!" (Kraemer yelling at Josh)
Dan Alojado: "I bet he just shit in a bag and tried to sell it to you" (Dan talking to Paul about a fertilizer salesman)
Alex Kanwischer: "Josh went down on me on the quarter" (Nuff said)
Paul Gysland: "So I turn left... right?" (Paul asking which way to turn)