SOME MORE *BLONDE* JOKES

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?

A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who would die first?

A: The brunette -- because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?

A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

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