Name: Malone, Private Andrew

Rank: Captain <1> 4761st Pioneer Infantry

Primary Weapon: Dildo Bayonet aka Butt Stick

Secondary Weapon: Leg 'o Lamb

Map of Choice: Hitler's Bedroom (Between sheets)

Regimental Position: Plumber/Non-form filler outer

Bio

-Well, I don't really have a whole lot to say. I guess I whine a lot about being a 1st Lt. instead of a 2nd Lt. but I don't really ever send in the info form so that the regimental web builder can fix it. Hmmm... wonder how come my page is all messed up...? By the by, I like to suck on penises. I also like to wear women's clothing. And hang around in bars.

Stats

Attendance	Score	Kills	Deaths	K/D	Efficiency
21/28	683	2216	1715	1.29	.40