Some random words to live by (and some to laugh by..)
"holy shit there, just break my door off!""i'm just workin the ol' johnny schwerve!"
"yeah i didn't bring mine either.....i'm just kidding, Nicole."
"You said you'd walk home, right?.....I'm just kididng."
"I have a feeling your lying to us."
"...you fuckers know something!"
"yeah I have all my football shit in the back that's why it wreaks like ass."
"these are some nice metal crutches ya got here!"
"These first few steps are KICKING MY ASS"
"dude, was i getting defensive??"
"...YEAH!""You owe me a buck for every padido we see."
"I'll put 22 dollars worth in!"
"These use to be my favorite food!...I don't really have a favorite food now...but I do like spaghetti...that's sounds kinda good, I think I'll have my mom make that for supper tommorrow night." (LOL)
"Eating these can get kind of annoying"
"Can you please have her stop wearing those damn tennis shirts? one of them had her name spelled backwards on it."
"buy whatever you want with this amount of money."
"holy god this is some strong shit."
"Just add hot water, and POOF! ya got lasagna."
"Who needs crutches?"
"...you do!""You meatstick."
"I really hate to call you stupid..but really, that's what you are."
"But yeah, you might wanna get that blinker fluid checked out."
"It's a metrick cressant wrench...you have to go to Canada to buy them though...cuz Only Canada uses the metrick system."
"The wrench will also fix your mirror."
"I'm not a dumb as I look!"
"Oh yes you are.""Silent but violent."
"Hey, where you guys going?!"
"JUST GET OVER HERE!""Fuck that! I bought her a candle once just to be nice and then she didn't even want it!"
"You didn't ask me to move over!"
"I told my brother to throw her out the window. I wish he would have."
"I dunno this guy came over to me and started talking and I'm like what the hell!"
"She went to the dentist today. She can't talk."
"Well I guess you gotta put your car in nuetral in order to rev it up too."
"HEY, WHATS UP NICOLE."
"Well I guess I'l make like a dick and head."
"Where is everyone?"
"They all left when I came here!""He was gonna tell you you are wearing a stripped shirt."
"I hit that one with my hand!"
"Tell your mom to go to Slappy Ear to get some curly fries."
"Well now it's a question mark, see?"
"What's up ladies!?"
"What a cocksucker."
"I was running, and I fell right on my ass!"
"Hey, their taking apart their house at 11:30 at night!"
"So are you in a better mood tonight, *&^%$#?"
"Hey, this is my cell phone!"
"WAIT FOR ME GUYS! WAIT!"
"Walks gayly into the bowling alley like a retard."
"I'm a professional...while you are at wrestling practice, I'll be bowling."
"I got a 144, you got a 122."
"We're just fucking around in Wal*mart."
"You're what?"
"WE'RE JUST FUCKING AROUND IN WALMART!""My mom brough me these crutches from my grandma. So I try them out and they have no screws in them. I think they did that on purpouse to I'd fall on my ass."
"Like my closet?"
"I'd let you drive my car before I'd let ya drive my snowmobile."
"I can't take a shower for three days with this thing on! I have to take a fucking bath!"
"What's with her teeth? I look at it all the time but I feel bad asking her about it."
"So he went to the grocery store and bought these apple turnover things. (And we got home) and when he wasn't looking my mom took part of his frosting off and he turned to me and said, DON't EAT MY FUCKING FOOD!"
"He says he has a girlfriend but I never happen to see her when I'm there.. Her name's "Shanay"."
"Yeah we were playing basketball and we were kickign his ass and he just got pissed."
"Hey, you grade doesn't drink."
"Do you wanna watch remember the titans? I know every word to that movie too."
"That movie is cool! I just got it today! It's that donkey, he's funny as hell."
"I'll give however much money is in my pocket to the idiot that sings the national anthem the loudest."
"C'mon, i don't hear you!"
"No, you're comin with us!"
"Lin, your with us!?"
"I have the shittiest car and I'm SITLL not lettin U drive it!"
"Maybe I should tell him to hike his pants up a lil more?"
"What's up NICOLE!?!"
"You gonna leave too?!"
"Since you don't like us or anytying."
"Oh sorry why did you TELL US!"
"don't worry, thats the way johnny is too."
"So what are ya gettin me for my birthday?"
"YOU ARE THE PIMP OF ALL PIMPS!"
"Wait now, chickie,"
"Oh, but it wasn't your fault"
"We're going around in circles, in circles!!"
"oh shit, you are beating me. Maybe I should stop fucking around now."
"It's not to late to put a little rat poison in her shirley temple."
"Yeah i noticed you were at Robin's for three hours this morning."
"You look good!"
"So...are we gonna get that thing taken then?" hahah
"Yeah, I'll have a lot of fun driving around by myself."
"It's too nice outside to go to bed."
"So how long will it take till you crash this one?"
"How many times did SHE crash it!?"
"i'm gonna go home and SLEEP."
"I didn't wanna be like, hey ya know, give me my shirt back."
"What would your parents do, seirously, if you crashed your car?"
"You have a rubber caught in your hood."
"hey, want a pickle?!"
"Pickled eggs!"
"I was like what are you DOING!"
"Well we don't have any money so we're going to use sunflower seeds."
"Eat shit."
"no, you eat shit."
"I HAVE shit.""see you later smokey."
"MICHAEL!"
"No, Not THAT ONE!"
"Why did he turn off the candle?"
"I said, 'this dog stinks,' and he goes, 'that's just a dog smell"
"So your birhtday's on thursday!"
"But ya know I sit here and talk about these people's car yet but look I drive a piece of shit."
"Oh fuck me."
"They're in England. Uh huh. I was there to watch."
"Maybe someone just took it as a joke."
"People are gonna think I'm an idiot."
"No people already think that!""You have really comfy seats!"
"No not really!""oh fuck me!" haha
"I was horsin it down."
"Yeah I hear she's pretty hairy."
"Yeah the first game I came to here last year you did that jump shake your booty cheer. And I sat there like an idiot."
"We're gonna lose! shut up!"
"I'm seriouse. These shoes are from ninth grade! i haven't gone school shopping yet."
"JC Penny's. I could have gotten one at wilsons but this one was 80$ cheaper."
"You can see her crotch!"
"You should see how I parked. I'm stickin out like 8 ft."
"God, I'm the nicest girlfriend around."
"Hey, get out!"
"Dray, you are seriously fine."
"NURSE! NURSE!"
"he like peaked around the corner! he was a lepruchan!"
"He already told me he was gonna cry. Oh shit, he's wiping his eyes."
"Who should I call that's hear?!"
"I don't mean to be a mean-bean here"
"holy shit, you car does have balls."
"I went to the hospital looking for ya but i couldn't fid oyu"
"I'm gonna be putting weights in my baby's rattles."
"He's gonna be drinking protein shakes by the time he's 3."
"He's like well I always do that with my lil brothers and sisters, and I'm like, *****, their *****'s!"
"So we put him in the art room and opened all the windows."
"I'm gonna be a bad father when I grow up. I almost killed a kid today."
"Your car reflects your economic status."
"I think it's you mom! LOL"
"My brother beats the shit out of this car."
"I'm going to Target before school and I'm gonna guy that CD."
"I could. ..... but what fun would that be?"
"Taste very syrupy..."
"Yeah my sister could have gotten a full-rdie there, but she decided to go to this other doctor school instead."
"My mom went there, which is a scholarship, we have 10 kids in our family, so, finincial aid....."See 10! I thought you had 20 kids in your family! ......."
"I was flipping some shitty's before." "yeah, I saw that."
"Yeah, make mike feel bad so he hasta go!"
"Oh, she playing volleyball? ....yeah, suppose to play basketball, but just volleyball cuz it got to be too much...Oooooooh C'mon...plus her boyfriend is a dick."
"Oh so you only made him cry when he was 20! tha'ts like my brother Joe Making me cry right now."
"Or, maybe oyu just suck."
"You being nice you were the one taping her!" that's so funny.
"What time is it? 9:56. There is a really big clock right over there. "Yeah, it is pretty big..." aha
"HEHEhehe, Bd and Tm broke their kid!"
"I was like you guys, NO! It's LITTLE WINDY!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH OYU PEOPLE! LEAVE US THE HELL ALONE!"
"Well yeah, you wouldn't wanna lose them! They were $2.00!"
"HEY! $2.98!!""They don't even fit me! their a size 12 and I'm a 13 and a half!"
"Good God you told them about me?!"
"Man I'm looking forward to seeing more of her!"
"Yeah, she even hit me with a pillow!"
"Did you drive right thru the door?? or what?"
"Did your matress go FLAT?!"
"Get going old shit! dummmmmmb Bat!!"
"WE'RE MOVING IT BACK."
"You will never find a guy who is willing to let you tug on my hair who is as patient, cute, and as willing as I am. But especially as cute."
"Whales never win!"
"YOU CAN'T HIT A GIRL!"
"You're no girl, you're a whale.""You're gonna be the whitest boy in this town with cornrows."
" You're gonna have the reddest ass for that comment!""I needed a SUMMARY"
"I almost called him, 'Me-Sing', ya know, as, ME-SING."
"No. His piano and vocal woke me up at the ass-crack of dawn."
"I would love to be in your parade tonight."
"Ball hog!"
"I'm gonna beat on your like a salvation army drum"
"he has his shirt of! come over! come look!"
"What mattress did I sleep on?!"
"I'm gonna stay inside when it's 90 degrees outside....JUST COME SWIMMING.."
"You're watching it with us!!"
"That's....alright"
"Are you gonna wash my hair too?! YES!"
"Sometimes a song can say exactly what you want to say when you don't know how to word it."
(Song quotes from some of my favorite songs)
"She said 'write me a song, one that makes all the girls cry'"
"You got it bad when you're out with someone and you keep on thinkin of somebody else."
"Would you cry if you saw me crying..would you save my soul tonight?"
"Who can say where the road goes, where the day flows...only time."
"I betcha think this song is about you, don't you? don't you? don't you?"
"You gotta fly, break the chains that tie ya to the ground and try, to let it go be happy with what ya found."
"What if I missed you, you were caught in the sun"
"Single mothers y'all are my heros, y'all my queens."
"Lets not leave ourselves with no way out, lets not cross that line."
"Here's to goodbye, tommorrow's gonna come to soon."
"You chose, you learn."
"Now baby, I didn't mean to treat you bad, but I did it anyway."
"The space between the tears we cry, is the laughter keeps us comign back for more."
"When you say that you love 'em, And you really know Everything that used to matter, don't matter no more."
"i'm that star up in the sky, I'm mountina peak up high."
"You were free, So alive, You were wrong....you were right."
"Shot down, said you never had the chance, and took a ride on a suicide romance."
"If everyday was as good as today was, I can't wait till tommorrow comes."
"And now your all I long to see, you've come to mean so much to me"
"Chances are I'll see you somewhere in my dreams tonight."
"I miss your purple hair, I miss the way you taste."
"I can't wait till i got home to pass the time in my room alone"
"You wanted the best, but it wasn't me. Is this what you want, is this what you need?"
"I've seen enought, and it's never enough, and it's leaving me needing you.....you me away"
"Said I do as we cried, wedding bells waved good-bye, the whole church knew it was love."
"If you're calling about my heart, it's still yours. I shoulda listened to it a little more."