All you females know the feeling...the cramps, the bloating, the cravings...Yup, it is the PMS monster!
This page is mostly jokes and things that you can relate with. Actually anyone male or female could relate with some of my rants and bitches...so whether you are male or female, go ahead and take a look around, maybe you will get a little bit of amusement out of something you find.
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper
sticker that says, "How's my driving - call 1-800-fu*k-you."
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8. You're counting down the days until menopause.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. *The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
Last Updated: March 1, 2002