Random Shit in Mexico?

Sunday
~ The kid pissing in the Corona bottle on the way to our hotel from the airport... I guess he just couldn't hold it
~ Romone"Do you want to play Bauchy Ball?" "No thanks." "Well.. Do you like Tequilla?"
~ Carol-"Alley keep your shirt off, you'll get a better room." As she takes Alleys shirt away from her when it's time to check in...

Monday
~ Alley is voted Captain of her soccer team by the Italians, the hot brit, and Ben... because she's "Bella"
~ Bunny plays Queen of the mountain by herself on our 1st drunken Kayaking trip
~ Bunny's Long Island count for the week Mon-5 Tues-3 Wed-8 Thurs-2 and then she switched to Rum and Coke
~ At Dinner Alley makes friends with the waiter, Elroy, and gets a napkin mouse...
~ Stevo does Cat calls at the Marachy band at dinner( after he had a few)
~ Carol to Alley "Do you want my Jacket?" Stevo"YEAH!!!"
~ The drunken girl can't walk straight and almost falls on her face... and breaks her ankle later that night...

Tuesday
~ Bunny gets molested at her massage
~ Bunny's dad gets insulted by the bitchy french lady( the french wentch)
~ "Sometimes I like to touch myself... but only and night... and after I play Tennis."
~ Jenny yells at 'No shirt boy'and friends(Justin, Riley and Kevin) "Put on a fucking shirt!!! Just Kidding" 5 mins later "No I'm serious put on a fucking shirt!!!"
~ Jenny to the ask tray "WOH!!! you have like 5 drinks!!!"
~ Jen to Alley "If we were on the second floor, this would be our room!!"
~ Jen to Alley "Hey Alley! Wanna play with a fire extinguisher? Oh... ok maybe later!"

Wednesday
~ Kayaking adventure #2... Jenny and Alley get stuck in the cove for an hour... reasons why not to drink and go kayaking... you may die...
~ Alley gets kidnapped and watches the drinking lesson...
~ Bunny makes friends with Jose at the Disco
~ Alley gets 4th place in the partner limbo contest.. damn she's flexible
~ Alley, Jenny and Ben make friends with Troy, Summer, and Stephanie... the 14 yr old we get drunk.
~ Drunken Ben gets upset because the DJ doesn't have 50 cent, so he can't dance...
~Bunny dances with Manuel... the second he walks into the club
~ Bunny makes friends with the drunken creepy man that was stalking Alley
~Bunny tries to run off to the snack bar on the way home from the disco that night
~ Ben walks Alley and Jenny back to their room... then Troy walks Ben back to his room
~ Bunny makes friends with Justin, Kevin, Riley and Ryan on the balcony... but loses them quickly...

Thursday
~ Alley and Jenny almost die while snorkeling in Cozumel
~ The fish are stalking us
~ Bunny and Alley get yelled at from a Balcony
~ Alley cuts her foot on the way back from the bar trying not to spill the drinks
~ Ben has to help Alley walk back to her room... one to many Kahlua's?
~ Once again we make friends with Justin(No shirt boy) and Riley...
~ Jenny and Alley attempt to make a sand castle, but the attempt turns into just burrying Alley in the sand

Friday
~ Jenny and Alley attempt to make a sand castle, but the attempt turns into just burrying Alley in the sand
~ Kayaking adventure #3-Extreme Kayaking?
~ The Italians what more can I say? oh wait "My friend... he has a small penis." "No Jenny it's just that it's cold outside. And my balls. they are shrinking."
~ Alley loses a bracelet in her drunken walks with Riley and Ben... but Jenny almost loses the other one to the Italians.
~ Random walks at 4am with Ben and Riley? They close down the bars?

Saturday
~ Stevo goes golfing... 12 beers and 4 Marghritas later...
~ Stevo throws Manuel in the pool...
~ Jenny makes friends with 16yr olds from Rochester?
~ Alley scares but makes friends with Ben's little brother.
~ Our waiter at the Disco(Jose) gets drunk off his ass, and slams screw drivers with us.
~ 13 yr old boys climb onto our balcony because Bunny is harassing them...Alley kicks them out b/c it's bed time... or time to pass out

Sunday
~ Jenny and Alley are given a place to stay if we ever go to Italy... and a Porsche to drive
~ Luke got mad at Jenny because she never went to his room on friday night
~ Kevin fills up his 2L water bottle with a Screw Driver
~ Riley's count for the day before he goes to the airport... 10+ beers?
~ the whorey girls at the airport has handcuffs in her check bag at the airport, along with a bunch of Mardi Gras beads...




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