Da Epic tayle Penned by:
Lady Marmalade aka Pussinboots
Well Perhaps da Pimpy Rat was Peddlin the po prisoner's wares on da streets and the Local Ladies Of Possum Gulch watched in Horror as da "Slut" As they called her was dragged off to a jail cell.
The Chithaid warden (secretly a friend of da Heroette ) went along wif it til he could get da Mission planner (and owner of Local Saloon) to plan a fantastic fiasco of an escape.
Sooooooooo Da Mission Planner sent da Wooly Decoy
(an Innocent Lamb....that has however been around da block a time er two)
to distract da Pimp in order to whisk Da Prisoner to safety.
Zounds and Gadzooks they did not want her to fall into the clutches of da Pimpy Rat again who had been takin all her money and spending it at cards in da Saloon .
Sooooooooooooo
The Mission Planner then found The Heroette and sent her with her trusty Epee" to deal wit da Chithaid warden.
Alors and Alons !!!!
Everything went smoothly til The Heroette discovered She had the hots for Chithaid as they had spent a previous evening makin wild Monkey love in da back room at da Jailhouse. When Chithaid saw who da heroette was he surrendered and Heroetta used her epee' to carve her initial in his chest to recall her by.
She Freed the Prisoner and They dashed off to find da Mission Planner and da wooly decoy and da Pimpy Rat.
Well Behold their sooprize when they found da mission planner the pimpy rat and Da Wooly Decoy shacked up in da Sheep shed!!!!!
The Wooly Decoy Screamd I is innocent I tells Ya ,,,,,,,, And Da Mission Planner Screamed "Da HAIL Ya is Missy !!!!!
"But All was well as The prisoner decided to mend her habits and joined a nearby nunnery. The Mission Planner Rode off wit da Pimpy Rat asking "Can Ya Really Give me 75% of our earnings?"
The Heroette and da Chithaid warden rode off into da sunset with the Wooly Decoy trotting along Behind saying "Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee Mr Chithaid can I jest sleep in ya'lls sheep shed ?
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