Wasting no time Angus quickly becomes.... SUPER MACK! Not forgetting to log off and say good-bye to his hunnies, he's out the window in no time and on his way.
The cries get louder as Super Mack approaches the small college town of River Falls, Wisconsin. "The cries seem to be coming from that dorm room down there." Big Mack thinks to himself and his quickly loses altitude
Finding an open window, Super Man soars in to find a half naked man crying and moaning. It was the same man Super Mack had heard from his home and all the way to this point. Asking the man what the problem was, the man got red in the face and told Super Mack to look out the window towards a tree. When Super Mack looked, he was shocked, and horrified at what he saw. A deflated blowup doll was trapped in the tree just outside the window.
"Is THAT what you're so upset about?" Super Mack cried. In-between his whimpers, the man explained. "I'm pretty much a loser around this campus, and I couldn't get a date with a freakin dog even if I had a 16 oz. steak in my pocket. So, to relieve my sexual tension I was forced to seek out "other" means of relief. Lucy out there was the only way. Today, I was ramming into her pretty hard when she popped and blew right out the window. Now, I don't know what I'm going to do."
Super Mack thought long and hard about how to solve this man's little, and I do mean little, predicament, and finally came to a solution. Flying out the window to retrieve "Lucy" from the tree, Super Mack used his fire rays to seal the hole that the man had to foolishly put there. Then, using his Super Breath, he blew Lucy back up to full power and gave it to the man. The man was so over overjoyed he hugged Super Mack and gave him a never-ending shower of Thank you's. "Please please, it was really no problem. Just don't touch me. By the way, take a little Super Mack Advice: Seek help...and lots of it." With that, Super flew out the window and let that man to his deeds.
Angus was just about to log back onto the Internet when from the Police scanner in his room came a call of a mad speeding lunatic that went by the name of "Speedy".
Quickly becoming Super Mack again, Angus was a flash of light going out the window seeking out this "Speedy". He was sure he could get him to stop is lawbreaking ways forever.
After about 10 minutes of flying around, Super Mack spotted the old rust bucket of an automobile driven by the law breaker. He quickly swooped down and surveyed the scene. Speedy must have been going at least 90 in a 55 and that's dangerous. Not to mention stupid seeing as how the vehicle seems to spend more time in the shop or on the side of the road then it does actually moving. Super Mack almost let him go out of shear pity, but he had a job to do and if word got out that Super Mack had gone soft, well, it would be anarchy!
Zooming down and getting underneath the car, Super Mack very slowly started to lift the car off the road. He could tell that Speedy was beginning to realize that his ride had become that much smoother and was starting to get terrified.
Super Mack decided it was time to have a little fun and started tossing the car from hand to hand like he was juggling golf balls. Frightened curses and confusion poured out of the car windows as Speedy was tossed too and fro inside the car. Super Mack then grabbed the vehicle and flew up with it about 50 feet into the air and then dropped it. "OH MY GOD AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" came from the car as Speedy held on for dear life. Just before it hit the ground Super Mack caught it and decided it was time to make sure that Speedy had learned his lesson.
When Super Mack got out from under the car and walked to the driver side window, he noticed that Speedy was no longer conscious. He had fainted just before Mack had caught the car. Super Mack then turned and let one of his Super Farts into the car that nearly blew Speedy to the other side. "WHOA! What is that SMELL????!!" Came from the now awake Speedy.
"That, Law Breaker, was my Super Fart! 400 times stronger then smelling salts. I would hope that you've learned your lesson Mr. Speedy. Next time I need to come out and give you a lesson on driving safely, I'll take your car up 100 feet and 
accidentally "miss" you when you come down, understood?" Speedy could only nod and so Super Mack took off and decided to make a quick pass over the dorms he had visited early to make sure there were no other problems. Just as he was passing over them, a "POP" came from one the dorms, followed a rush of rubber into the tree outside and a "GOD DAMMIT!" Coming from inside the window.
"Nope, no problems there." Super Mack resolved and continued on his way. It was time to begin his search for his arched enemy, whom he figured was behind the recent missing women problem and the rumors of a growing prostitution ring that the police has asked for his expert help in. Most of the girls seemed to disappear in the early morning hours while they're on way home from somewhere. The only connection any of them have is they all visit a certain pool hall and then within 2 days, they disappear.
Applying at this pool hall under his alias, Super Mack eavesdrops on conversations and using his super observation skills, checks over everything. 'This doesn't make any sense. Everything seems to be just like it should be. Either the guy is not here, or he's more clever then I thought.' Super Mack thought to himself as he was wiping off the tables.
Just then he noticed something out of the corner of his eye. The cook was pointing some sort of gun at a waitress named Sarah. He was whispering something in her ear while she had her hands all over him. 'How peculiar. It was almost as if she found him to be IRRESISTIBLE! Very peculiar indeed. I'll have to keep my eye on that one.'
All of a sudden, Super Mack got an idea that was sure to work. He walked up to the general manager of the place and told him he was going to do a parking lot run. When he was outside, he walked to his car, got in the drivers side, and got out the passenger's side a moment later as Super Mack. It was Super Mack's plan that if he were to show up at the pool hall where everything seems to be happening, the culprit would certainly become nervous and make some mistake that was not to pass by the super hero.
Walking into the pool hall once again, he began his survey what his appearance was doing to the patrons. He didn't notice anything unusual about the reaction he was getting, so he continued in and walked up to the open kitchen where he had first noticed the cook and waitress getting intimate.
When the cook saw him, he got a huge smile on his face, and walked over to help Super Mack. "Good evening Super Mack, what can I get for ya?" The cook asked politely.
"I'm wondering about something. Why is it that that waitress can't keep her hands off of you?"
"Oh her? She's my bitch, that's why. She finds me completely irresistible and is going to join my prostitution ring after tonight." The cook stated matter-of-factly.
"So, YOU'RE the one who's behind all the disappearances!"
"Disappearances? I think not! Why, with one zap of my sexy wave gun here and these ladies come with me of their own free will! They're just in such a hurry and stay so "busy", if you know what I mean, that they don't have the time to contact anyone."
"How did you achieve such a thing!?"
"Do you know who I am Super Mack?"
"Now that you mention it, you do look kinda familiar!" With that said, the cook ripped off his chef's hat and coat, and Super Mack gasp. "It's YOU! My Arch Enemy BIG DADDY!"
"Yes Super Mack, its I! The one that's ALWAYS gets away!" Super Mack reached over the counter and grabbed Big Daddy by the shirt, and was about to fling him over the counter when Big Daddy held up the ray gun and started shaking his head.
"Not so fast Super Mack, get your hands off of me of I'll turn Miss Sarah here into a blood sucking love zombie! Well... maybe not the blood sucking part, but don't temp me!" Super Mack glared at his arched nemesis and very slowly let Big Daddy go. "That's better. Well, it seems to me that since my master plan is now known to you, I must move on to something better!" With that, he took Sarah's hand and kissed it. "Good bye my lovely, it's too bad we were never able to "do the wild thing", but I must be off." He then zapped Sarah one more time putting her back to her normal, whiny self. "Just remember Super Mack, I'M WAY TOO SEXY FOR YOU!" With that, Big Daddy threw down some sort of bubble and he exploded into a ball of smoke.
"DAMN YOU BIG DADDY!" Super Mack was still cursing when Sarah came running over and hugged him and started kissing him all over and giving him her "Thank you's and "Thank God's.
Once again Big Mack has SAVED THE DAY! So, he decided he would take that victory trip to the moon and stand by that American flag proudly and look down at the world that he protects from the forces of evil!