I think it's about time that I complained about people complaining too much. Everywhere you go, you hear people complaining about something. A child asking a parent for a toy "please daddy, I'll never ask for anything else for the rest of my life(or a week from now, whichever comes first) if you'll just buy me that toy!" BAH! Shut up kid!
Or how about that ole "my boyfriend is such a jerk!" or "my girlfriend is being a bitch!" and on and on they go telling whoever is around in every little detail why they're saying such a thing. They never really realize that virtually NO ONE CARES! BAH! Shut up dumbass!
Let's not forget Big Daddy's rant! Now who the hell cares about THAT?? I certainly don't, and I write the damn thing! Do you really think that I believe that people are interested in what I have to say? Absolutely not! You know why I keep doing it then? You know why the kid keeps asking? You know why the significant other keeps talking? Because no one will tell them to shut up!
If you were in a store and a kid starts up in such a way that I described, don't you think the child would be quiet if you walked up to him, leaned down so you were eye to eye and said "you know kid, you keep this up, you're parents are going to dump you in the ditch". Of course not! He'd probably never talk again!
Or how about the guy/girl complaining about his girlfriend/boyfriend? Do you think he'd continue with the story if you interrupted him by saying "excuse me, but I'm seeing why your significant other is being bitchy. You never shut up". Of course not! At least they wouldn't talk to you for awhile, and the problem is solved!
So as you can see, the only thing stopping this world from going into World War III is people like me. How did I come to that conclusion you may be asking? It’s quite simple my minions. All wars start because someone has to make a complaint about someone else. With Hitler, he had to complain about the “Jews” and how he needed to “run the world”. Shut up Hitler, you stupid white guy! Don’t forget Desert Storm! How did that come about? Saddam had to have his little stupid complaint about the Oil in Kuwait! Ever notice how he’s white too!? Ever seen a minority start a war? I don’t think so!
Where do I come into play in all of this? I come into play in this sort of thing because I can tell people to SHUT UP! That’s right, I can! I can easily say “I don’t care, shut up”! The complaining stops, and everyone is at peace. You see, this is just ANOTHER reason to be more like me, you could stop a WAR!!!