Big Daddy promises to:Replace Janet Reno with Tyra Banks
Raise speed limits up to 80 on every road, espeically in residental areas
Screw lowering taxes, Big Daddy is getting rid of them! Death to the IRS!
Pro Wrestling will indeed become a sport
Opera, Barney, Pokemon, and Martha Stewart will ALL be canceled and replaced with Married with Children reruns, more wrestling, and the "a day at Hooters" documentary
We WILL invade Canada, and we WILL take control of it.
April 20th will be taken off of the Calender
All residents living in the borders of the United States WILL speak English or they will be SHOT
Infomercials will be on one channel and one channel ONLY! Any times slots affected by this will show home video of Big Daddy flexing
Anyone buying a computer will have to know how to use it, otherwise, it's back to the typewritter for them.
The entire Presidental Cabnit will be replaced by the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
Even if it needs to be free, Medicine, Medicare, and any type of help will be available to all Americans
All beautiful women will be given a one square foot peice of cloth for clothing. Nothing more, and anything less.
Getting head will become part of the presidental job discription.
So remember, when Voting Day comes along, just remember, Big Daddy is here for you, so Vote Big Daddy!
