Greetings everybody and WELCOME to another Rant of the Month! Since everyone just got done with February I thought it would be nice to do a rant about love. Yes, that's right, the heartbreaker himself is going to tackle the subject that has had scientists and construction workers baffled for years.

First off, I'd to start with the topic of how loosely people use the word "love". It seems everywhere you go, it's love this, and love that. This chick loves that guy, and that guy, and those guys over there, and so on and so forth. It's the same with guys, so don't think I'm pinning it all on the ladies. I've been known quite a few times to be walking with my buddies through large crowds and me saying "I love her.. and her... and she's nice, I love her too" Of course I'm just bullshitting out of my ass when I do that, and I know that most women do as well. That's not really what I'm referring to.

What I'm referring to is the woman, and the men, that "like" someone and then after like week of knowing them, or a week of lusting after them, they say they're in love. What a bunch CROCK! Well, at least in most cases it is. I'll give you an example of what I'm talking about. I was chatting with my friend Liz a few weeks back and she mentioned that she had a new boyfriend. That's nothing new, especially with her, except she dumped her boyfriend of over a year so she could go out with this new guy. The point I'm trying to make here is that she told this new guy that she "loved him" a week BEFORE she broke up with boyfriend at the time. One, how RUDE is that? Telling someone else you love them while dating someone else, especially since they'd been dating for over a year! Two, she admitted that she loved him, but that she wasn't IN love with him (the difference between the two will be another part of this rant). So, I said to her. "So, you don't love him, so that means you're in LUST with him right?" She said yes and so I just asked why she didn't just say THAT then? She didn't know. This kind of thing is what I don't get. I see couples ALL the time and I'll bet you 90% of them say they're IN love with eachother and are not. It's that thin line between Lust and Love that most people can't tell the difference between, myself included.

Which brings me to my next point. The difference between Lust and Love. I mentioned in my last Rant of the Month, that if you say you love someone and have a ton of reasons for why you're in love with them (you like their smell, their hair is perfect, their body is perfect, etc. , etc.) you're in lust with them, sorry to say. It's when you can't find any real reasons at all why you love them when you know it's the real thing. If your significant other asks you the dreaded question "Why do you love me?" And you sit there trying to come up with some clever reasons for why you love that person and think there's something wrong when you don't come up with anything don't be alarmed. Everything is good then. I'll explain from personal experience what I mean.

My first girlfriend I thought I loved. I was so sure of it. I think I said the sacred 3 words the very night we started going out. Little did I know how wrong I was. She would always go off on all these reasons why she loved me and then I would pretty much feel the same way back for those exact reasons. It wasn't until she read off one of those lists where it's suppose to tell you whether you're infatuated with your significant other, or you're in love with that person. When I noticed that almost everything I was feeling was on the infatuation side. I started to doubt what I was feeling for her and in the end, when the STUPID BITCH CHEATED ON ME WITH MY BEST FRIEND AND LIED TO ME ABOUT IT AAAARRGGGGHHHHH DIE YOU TWO LEGGED CUM DUMPSTER! DIIIIEEEEEE!

Ahem.... sorry about that. Sometimes I just can't help myself. Anyways, as I was saying, that was infatuation and I THOUGHT it was love. I was POSITIVE it was, but it wasn't. That's how thin that line between the two can be. Now, lets move onto my second girlfriend. The woman I actually did love!

Now, like I mentioned in my last rant of the Month, that woman I loved for absolutely no reason at all. I couldn't think of one good one, except for maybe her skin was awesome. That was about it. And anyways, that's a physical thing, and all physical things deal with Lust so that can't even been considered a reason for love to be there. Anywho, the point is, there was a difference between the two of them. One was love, the other was lust. Of course both of those BITCHES WERE COMPLETE DUMASSES WHO COULDN'T SEE WHAT A GREAT THING THEY HAD AND SHOULD BE STAPLED TO A WALL AND BURNED ALIVE!!! DIE YOU BITCHES!!! ALL OF YOOOUUUUUUUUUU!

Opps, sorry about that one. Got carried away again. Anyways, love is curious thing. It has no definition, and no one can successfully describe what it feels like. The only way that I can describe love is this: It's just a deep down happiness that can only mean one thing. It's a sense of completeness that you can't find anywhere else but with that special person.

So, next time you men AND women decide to say those 3 wonderful words think about which emotion you're really feeling, unless of course it doesn't matter to you in which case you're just a punk who needs to be shit multiple times in the chest and then if you're still alive, put in a car that's been clogged so you get a nice dose of carbon monoxide. And THEN while you're unconscious, but still alive, you should be thrown into a pool filled with hydrochloric acid so it EATS YOU ALIVE AND YOU DIE!

You know, I look over this thing and there's no rant here. There's just complaining and irrelevant opinions. So, here's the rant. You people that sit there and think that you've all got it figured out and you DON'T! DO you people hear me!!?? YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE!!! You're all ungrateful little sheep molesters! ARRRGGGHHHHH WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE LIKE ME!!!??? GOD COULDN'T HAVE SCREWED UP THIS MANY TIMES!!! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE! Ok, I'm done, have a good one and check back next month for another RANTTTTT OOFFFFFF THHHEEEEE MOOOOONNNNTTTTHHHHHHHHH!!! Love ya all!!