Rant for the Week of March 24


This week I think I'm going to make this rant be a little "change of pace". This rant is not what seems to be bothering me, but what bothers other people and NOT me! Who da funked it eh? Something that bothers others but not me. Go figure.

The first thing I'm going to be discussing is the lack of enthusiasm for the XFL. A lot of people tell me that they think it really sucks, but I really don't see why they think that! Even wrestling fans don't like it, and it should be right up their alley! The reason I think that no one seems to like it is that the WWF and Vince McManhon MAJORLY over hyped it. When that first game aired, and 54 million people were tuning in to watch it, I think the Titan Sports had everyone thinking that the XFL was going to be just blood and gore. That all through the game there was going to be drop kicks, and piledrivers, and this huge chaotic event that was going to blow everyone away. What they got instead was..... a football game.

That's right people! The hyped a football and that's EXACTLY what people got. A football game. A game with rules, and a game where people play their hearts out to bring home that little extra money for their family's. I think anyone that says the XFL sucks should also say the NFL sucks because except for the differences in a few rules and the lack of sound in the NFL, they're exactly the same. Think about that next time you want say that the XFL sucks.

The second thing that I'd like to discuss is the fact that "Battlefield Earth" got voted the worst movie of the year. I think that's wrong! I watched the movie a couple of times and I liked it just as much the first time as any time! I think movies like the "Bare Wench Project", or some stupid porn movie titles "Backdoor Burglars" should get THAT award! I mean come on! What's so bad about humans, who are now endangered, trying to free our planet from the big bad aliens! Not to mention just the fact that it was Jon Travolta in it made about 4 times as good as ever!

That's another thing I don't like! How could anyone, and I do mean ANYMORE, give JON TRAVOLTA a "worst actor of the year" award!?? It just shouldn't happen! Travolta is a GREAT actor and always will be! I think it should have been a slap in the fact for him to get that "award"! How can you even CALL it an award!?! I certainly don't see how! I mean, that's like saying "Congratulations Jon! You sucked more then anyone else this year! Here's your prize! Would you care to give a speech and thank some people?" I mean, how disrespectful and evil do people have to be to actually vote and choose the WORST of anything!!? That's just wrong in my book.

The third and final thing that I would like to mention is little stupid piss ant teenagers who are only 17 or younger that feel that they "can't take it" at home and run away. I mean, how fucking STUPID is that!? Who the fuck would think that it's easy in the "real world"!??! You're all fucking NUTS! Trust me, I ran away twice myself when I was younger and I got my God damn ASS kicked! I was sleeping in my car at rest stops, and spending every penny I ever saved on hotel rooms just so I would have some place to sleep if I couldn't stay at a friend's, so I KNOW that running away is NEVER the answer! If anything I ever say again is not taken seriously, take my advice seriously now, THE REAL WORLD IS READY TO CHEW YOU UP! DON'T LEAVE UNLESS YOU HAVE TO! There, I said it. Anyone who leaves home with nothing except some clothes is just a stupid little smurf who doesn't WANT to deal with home life. It's not about the fact that you CAN'T, because trust me, no matter how bad anyone thinks they have it, they DON'T! If anyone does decide to leave, no matter how much you think you're "on your own", you're not, because it's going to be the kindness and charity of others that's going to keep a roof over your head and life in your body. That's the way it goes. Trust me on THAT as well. I know from experience!

I would like to put a little personal message here to a certain 17 year old female who's a stupid whore for leaving her home and running away from it. So here it is: Mary, I always took your "I'm blonde" comments with a grain of sand, but damn girl, you're fucking STUPID and just plain dumb. You lied to the WRONG PERSON and all I've got to say is if you ever do decide to come back to town, you better stay the FUCK AWAY from me and never talk to me AGAIN! If you think anything I might have said to you before in jest was bad, wait til you hear what I have to say to you now. It's all going to be about 40 times worst and all completely serious. I really do hope you're getting used for the whore that you are, cause you deserve it. You have NO IDEA what a "bad home life" is. I know you're home life. I know your entire family, and you're just a selfish little bitch who only cared about herself. What you did to your family is so wrong and inexcusable that I wouldn't care if they called and told me they found you in a damn ditch somewhere raped and dead. I really wouldn't. I'd just say "oh well, life goes on" and leave it at that. Oh, and if your "blondness" hasn't let you figure it out already, we're not friends anymore. You threw that out the window the moment you had some 22 year old guy come and get you.

Mark would also like to add these comments: BEST OF LUCK TO YOU YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT!!! I AM TIRED OF ALL OF YOUR SHIT, AND SO IS YOUR MOTHER, AND SISTERS, AND RELATIVES!!! YOU WANT YO BE THAT FUCKING SELFISH, GO RIGHT AHEAD, CUZ WE AIN'T GONNA BE THERE TO CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!! YOU HANDLE IT!!!

To all the rest of you that's not her, my apologies for what was just said. I know it may seem a bit rash and really mean, but hey, you don't know the whole story and so leave it at that. This is personal with me and in no way will reflect anything else that's on this site. Once again, my apologies, and tune in next week when I'm sure there's actually going to be a FUNNY rant!(this is one of those "I'm-pulling-this-rant-out-of-my-ass" rants in case you haven't noticed)