I'll give you the example of why this rant came about. I'm a member of a site that's basically a messaging kind of site. A personal message board so to speak. Anyways, one day a couple of weeks back, I get a message from this 14 year old chick. I'm 20 remember and my age was part of my profile.

Well, I'm not going to talk to a 14 year old chick. For one, they don't have the slightest clue what they're doing and aren't even close to being mature enough to handle a conversation with me. That's just my experience with them. So, I add to my profile the fact that I feel weird and unjustly talking to people that young and for only the ladies that are 18 and over should message me! Now, is that such a hard request? I certainly don't think so.

Well, since I did that. Do you think that I've received messages from the ladies that are 18 years and older? Of course not! Since I put that into my profile, I've been messaged by one 15 year old, three 16 year olds, and two 17 year olds! Is the phrase "18 years and older" so hard to understand??? It's a concept that many people easily understand.

Here's where the topic of the rant comes into play. What is the exact reason why I'm getting these messages from these women who are the ones who I don't wish to talk to? The answer is simple. It's because I have singled them out and told them that I'm not interested and that has pushed a button deep down inside of them and they're thinking that for whatever reason they're not good enough for me to talk to and they feel that they need to prove to me that they are and they're wrong, THEY DON'T! I don't want them to prove anything to me because I don't want to talk to them!!! It couldn't be further from the truth about them not being good enough (not MATURE enough maybe), and before all you people go off and call me an ass or something, I'm talking to half of those people that I'm ranting about, so there!

It's a widely known fact that nothing drives a woman more crazy then a man she can't have. They want that man. They have to have that man. So, they go to lengths to try and get him and while they're doing that, they're making the situation worse because the guy is still not going to be interested and available to them!

Of course, guys are the same way, just not as bad. If a woman is untouchable for whatever reason, sure we make take a chance or two, but we're more likely to move on a LOT quicker then a woman would. The reason? Us men don't take it as a personal insult if a woman doesn't like us. We just call them a bitch and move on to someone who's actually worth our time.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I don't understand why women are so driven to try and get things that are out of their reach. I know there's a certain satisfaction that they would feel if they were able to achieve the unachievable but come on, accept the fact that there are certain things in life you can't have, or do, and MOVE ON!

Okay... it's me... Big Mack, the wanna be black guy... (just kidding) ANYHOW... I have a rant, and it's something it came up when I was trying to pick up on a girl at the local pool hall. I got called a tease... okay... a tease, what the FUCK is that?

So I'm a tease, which, by definition, would be someone that flirts with someone, or something, to pass an idea that is not true. Such as I teased my girlfriend in bed and then left to grab a cookie. So my friends called me a tease... does this mean that I turned them on and sent the wrong message?!? I hope not!!!

So I asked for a definition of what he meant, and he said that he didn't mean it was I was a tease, but I was a flirt.. as I flirted with everyone and everything with 2 legs. Now as much as this might SEEM like it's true, it's more in depth as you'd think. I denied it, of course... because they'd say when I scratched someone's back, or when I hugged someone, I'd be flirting. Now that is just not true!!! I scratch EVERYONE"S back... except Big Daddy's... he can manage for himself with all the honeys around him. But I scratch guys and girl's backs.. and my mom's!! So I guess that means my Mom wants me eh???

And the conversation went on....

I had to prove my point...

"Okay, why the hell can't people start using phrases that make sense!!!" I do not flirt with my friends, I JOKE AROUND with my friends!!" ... they came back..."But it's unintentional, but it's still flirting! Even if you don't know that it is, it's still flirting"... but... isn't that the same shit as SLEEPING TOGETHER!! Me and my ex slept in the same bed... okay, we slept together..we slept!! No spanking! No hokey pokey!! WE slept... but when I tell people, I didn't sleep with her... but... I did!! Why can't people get terminology straight! I mean come on!! Flirting is me, trying to get in bed with a girl... so I try to swoon her... typical guy, come on.. we all know it's true... okay so maybe it's not to get them into bed. But STILL, flirting is to get a girl to like ya... my God why the fuck would I want to flirt with my best friends! I dont get it!!

So I get back to my main point, people.. stupid people... the people that can't drive... the people that can't piss straight enough to make it into the giant porcelain God we call the toilet... whoop de FRICKIN do... I flirt to get a girl... I flirt because I love too.. I flirt so I can find a girl to be with... and by no way does that mean I want to be boned by my friend... why can't people get it straight? I don't get it... peace out...