Where you'll find two of the BIGGEST losers on the net!

Big Daddy's RANT OF THE WEEK
(I'm changing the color of the rant font. I figured a blue font in front of a black background was just not a good move, so it will be red from now on. The voting is still open down below for the best rants! REMEMBER TO VOTE!)

This week is not really a guest rant, and it's not really my rant either! I recieved this e-mail and since I agree with a lot of it, I figured it would be PERFECT for the rant of the week. Of course, no rant of the week would be complete without a few thoughts of my own added in, so the red is the e-mail, the orange is ME! ENJOY! Also, check out the Rant of the Month, it's a good one! I'm also VERY disappointed with the lack of votes the poll is getting. I get 30-50 visitors a week here and I recieve about 5 votes. It takes TWO SECONDS PEOPLE! SO FUCKING VOTE!

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.

I like big cars, big breasts, and big cigars. (Not to mention big trucks, big meals, and Big Daddys!)

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.

I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, dammit.

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang. (But I do believe that a lot of people have died over something that David Hasselholf, Jon Tess, William Shatner, and Kathy Lee sang!)

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. (Nope, it doesn't. Killing someone with it makes you a killer. Reminds me of a quote I once heard: "Guns don't kill people! Husbands that come home early kill people!" It's true, it true)

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English. (DAMN STRAIGHT! I already ranted about this sort of thing! But does the selling of the Big Mac get done in English? NOOOooOOOO! Of course not! Soon, americans are going to have to go through 1 year of Spanish just to order a #1!! It's not right. Not by a long shot!)

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

I think Oprah is a big fat pig. (I think he said it all)

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of senior high school, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package. (Alcohol Paul, I think you can take it from here)

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality. (You're damn tootin you better leave me the fuck out of it! But do they? Of course not! They're trying to SAVE THE WORLD! Welllll Hole-ly SHIT! Aren't they brillant! It's obvious that if I join the church the wars in the middle east are going to end! It's obvious that if I give the Witnesses all my cash, AIDS and cancer are going to get cured! Stupid bastard ass peices of crap! DIE SELFISH PRICKS! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!! Wait, what do I want all you people to do? Oh yes, that's right DIE!)

Hillary Clinton is a carpet-munching lesbian. (I think I can leave that one alone!)

My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr.Quinn, Medicine Woman.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-hell-up already. (Rant of the Month, enough said)

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution. (Umm.. Becuase he's an idiot? Just a guess)

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation the world for the next four years. (Already ranted about that. Damn I'm good!)

I worry about dying before I get even. (Really? Cause I worry about whether or not I'm going to get anal probed by 4 armed aliens or not. I sure hope I don't)

I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets. (You mean they're not already??? Opps)

I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again. (Already ranted about this as well. Does anyone see a pattern forming?)

I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.

I enjoy watching high speed pursuits, the more damage the better.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. (Oooooooh BABY! Did you just hit it on the head! It really is a shame half the world doesn't seem to get that concept)

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.

I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.

I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.

I believe if she has her lips on your organ, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you. This even applies when she is a fat pig with self esteem issues, and you are President of the United States. Is means is, dumbass.

If that makes me a bad American, then yes, I'm a bad American. (I'm a bad American baby! And I'm DAAAAAMMMMNNNN PROUD OF IT!)