Well, the Wolf saw Little Red Riding Hood with her basket of goodies and wanted to tag along, but figured that Little Red Riding Hood wouldn't let him. She had been raised to fear the Wolf and this hurt him very deeply. All he really wanted to do was be her friend, and hopefully, after getting to know her a little better, get her in the sack for a little horizontal tango. That was to come later though. He had never expressed his true feelings to her and so he remained in the shadows. This was his day though. This day he was going to approach her and become her friend.

By the time he made up his mind, she was too far ahead for him to catch up to her. He knew that by the way she was going with that basket of food, she was headed for her grandma's house. Well, the Wolf knew a shortcut to Grandma's house and decided to take it and meet up with her there. Then hopefully all three of them could share that wonderful meal and all would be peaceful.

When the Wolf got to Grandma's house, the Wolf saw that she was ill. That didn't make the Wolf very happy since he hated to see someone in pain and suffering like Grandma seemed to be. So, the Wolf knocked on the door and was told to come in. Explaining to the Grandma why he was there, she had him take a seat next to her to wait for Little Red Riding Hood.

It wasn't before long that the Grandma started having muscle spasms and the Wolf offered to massage the poor Grandma to make her feel better. Little did the Wolf know how good he was at massaging because not long after he started Grandma started to get a little horny, a little turned on. Being a nymphomaniac, the Grandma jumped the poor Wolf and started making up with him. The Wolf didn't really want this to happen but he figured if it made Grandma happy, then it was alright. The Wolf opened up his mouth wide and tried to suck Grandma's lips and tongue into his for a little frenching action, but he sucked too hard and Grandma went right into his belly! The Wolf was heartbroken.

He was so upset by the event that just took place that he almost didn't hear Little Red Riding Hood coming in the door. Quickly grabbing up some of Grandma's clothes, the Wolf put them on in hopes of fooling Little Red Riding Hood into thinking that he was her Grandma so Little Red Riding Hood would be spared the trauma and horror that her Grandma was now dead. He also figured that eating the Grandma would hurt his chances of becoming friends with her and later nailing her in a bunch of positions.

When Little Red Riding Hood came into the bedroom, she was immediately alert to the fact that something was out of place. Grandma looked a little different, but there was a smell that had never been in this house for as long as she could remember. It smelled like... like... those nights when she was all alone in her bedroom and she worked herself into a peaceful sleep. Yes, that's exactly what it smelled like. It smelled like someone had just gotten off recently! It freaked her out, but also.. kind of aroused her a little.

The Wolf was noticing Little Red Riding Hood with her curious and suspicious stare in his direction. When she started sniffing the room, he thought for sure that she could smell the gas he had just let loose. When Little Red Riding Hood shook her head and smiled at him, he figured he was successful in his disguise.

Not too soon after they started talking Little Red Riding Hood started to notice a change in Grandma's appearance and voice. She started saying things like, "My Grandma, what a big nose you have," and "My Grandma, that's big lump you have there in the middle of the bed." When she mentioned the lump, the Wolf knew that she was going to figure it out and had to get her mind on something else. So, when she turned her head away the Wolf made his move and was ready when she went to look at him again.

When their lips made contact, Little Red Riding Hood was shocked beyond belief, not to mention really horny. She responded to the kiss as she always had in the past and slipped in a little tongue for flavor. The Wolf couldn't believe what was going on, but certainly didn't fight it one bit. This is what he had been waiting for!

It wasn't long before Little Red Riding Hood's clothes were on the floor and her grandma was down at her crotch licking away, sending waves and waves of lust and pleasure throughout her entire body. The Wolf was having the time of his life, he got a little carried away and all of a sudden, she was gone. Inside the Wolf's belly just like the Grandma. He couldn't believe his misfortune. He cursed the gods for giving him such a big mouth. The Wolf passed out from his sorrow and grief.

While the wolf was passed out, the Huntsman came by to check on Grandma to see if she was feeling better, and hoped to get a little action if she was. He knew Grandma to give great head. Knocking on the door he got no answer and let himself in to see if she was ok. When he entered the bedroom he was aghast at what he saw. The Wolf passed out on the floor with a very big tummy he assumed the wolf had eaten her and started to get really pissed off! So, he went outside, gathered a bunch of rocks and went inside and did his thing. Cut the Wolf open, got Grandma and surprisingly Little Red Riding Hood out as well. He replaced them with the rocks and sewed him back up.

It was about this time that Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood started becoming conscience and they explained everything to the Huntsman. Well, the Huntsman felt horrible for what he did to the Wolf and after a quick threesome with Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood he came up with a plan for what they would tell everyone else. He figured that if the Wolf thought he ate the two of them, then he would leave this part of the state and never return for fear of being hunted down and killed. The Huntsman also didn't want people thinking badly of him for putting rocks inside a poor innocent wolf. So, he figured telling people the big bad wolf came to eat them both and make the WOLF be the bad guy, then everyone would be happy.

And so they were all happy. Grandma and Huntsman soon got married and had wild cannibalistic sex every night. Little Red Riding Hood married her brother after a 3 year relationship, and the Wolf moved on to another state where he met a supermodel and they now have 4 children and one big mansion. They lived happily ever after.

Moral of the story: You Kentucky people are SICK!