This week's rant is going to be about me not being appreicated by members of the oppisite sex. Now, before the ladies that visit this site go off and start sending me e-mails saying that they appreciate everything, I'd like to tell a little ancedote to give you a hint of just how badly I'm unappricated. About a year ago, I had this friend named Alicia. She was cool, and I liked to talk to her. She would put up with me and my humor and we just had a ball. Well, it was her birthday and I decided to do a little something speical for her. Well, I set up something with her classmates and the teacher, who was also my teacher, and had everything set. I had a half dozen roses, some candles, and a sorry excuse for some food. I even planned it to be served by the guy she had the hots for. Well, did she like it? NOOooooOOOO! Of course not! And you know what she said to me??? DO YA!?? Of course not. She said that it would have meant a lot more to her if it had come from SOMEBODY ELSE! HOW RUDE!

Anyways, that's just ONE example. I could go on for hours and hours, but I'm sure you just want me to get on with it. My rant is simply this: I'm a nice guy, a GREAT guy. I'm fun, I'm hilarious, I'm talkitive, and can listen as well. Except for my looks, I'm like the perfect guy! But do the ladies see that? NOPE! They pass me off as just another big and ugly Joe Blow and go off and date some loser that dropped out of high school, smokes pot, and will work at gas stations and fast food for the rest of his life. But you know what? He'll look good, and he'll have a nice car. That's what I've found in my experience. Women don't care about what's on the inside, well, at least not the good looking ones, they only want the outside! Well, that's WRONG! I think Jim Carrey said it best in his movie "Liar Liar" when his "son" said it's not what's on the outside but what's on the inside that counts and Jim responded with "that's just something ugly people say". It's true, it's true!

Rant feedback letters!

Dear Big Daddy:

I just read your rant about how the opposite sex doesn't treat you right, and well here's what I have to say about it:

You blabbed on your page about how women don't care about what's in the inside, unless they're ugly, so I guess that makes me and a whole lot of girls I know ugly as shit. Cause you know, most girls that only date guys for their looks, are often stuck with guys who only look at those girls for their looks also. So basicaly, there's nothing to talk about besides looks, since those people often extremely light headed, so you can't ask much of them, besides a 2 mins convo maybe. I mean, you wouldn't wanna overwork their lil brain. So you probably just haven't found anyone who was willing to treat you right or something, and you're not ugly. So you see, people who only date other people for their looks usually end up with people who think the same way they do. I've actually never seen a smart guy with a dumb blonde, or a smart girl with a dumb guy, aside from when sex is the only thing important.

~Isy

Thank you for the letter Isy. Here's something that I decided to do that I didn't mention before. With EACH letter that I recieve, I'm going to PERSONALLY write a responce underneath the letter when it is posted. SO, here's my responce to you Isy: You're from Canada, you don't know what you're talking about! And you're wrong, the good looking guy and the good looking girl could talk for HOURS about how good OTHER people look! It's true, it's true! I've ALSO seen a smart lady with a complete dumbass guy, and a smart guy with a completely dumbass girl! Like I said, you're from Canada, you don't know what you're talking about!