I'd like to send out a special thanks to my fan for giving me the idea for this rant. So Beth, this one's for you!

Obsession is a strong driving force is everyone's life. It can cause serial killers to kill. Stalkers to stalk, and internet surfers to not sleep. It's of the internet obsessed people I wish to speak about. They're all OBSESSED with this site! They come back to it again and again even if there's no updates and you want to know why? Because they're OBSESSED! Of course, this site is so easily addictive that it was just a no brainer that people would come to this site anytime they could and just sit here and marvel at it's brillance. This site here breast feeds all the people that come to this site day after day. It fascinates them beyond their mental controls and their will power is no match for the power of this site. You're all my PUPPETS for me to do with as I please! So my dear puppets, come to this site, talk to your master, let him know you're out there!