This is a very new addition to Big Daddy's weekly rant. It's a GUEST rant! So, from now on, if anyone has something they would like to rant about, or complain about, even if it's about this site, then feel free to send Big Daddy an mail, and he'll post it as a guest rant and you can even have your name to it too! This week's FIRST ever GUEST RANT is done by Alcohol Paul! ENJOY! Hey Big Daddy,
Has anyone signed up yet for BDU? If not, what the hell is wrong with all
you bastards??? Don't you want to be like some guy who lives above a funeral
home?? Hell, I do, and I'm teaching two of the cooler courses so you ought
to sign up dammit! We've got nothing better to do but improve your life.
Hey, that sounds like a slogan to me...
I also feel you ought to provide some anti-white people material on your web
page (other than the course offered at BDU). Why? Because we must spread the
word on why the minority groups are vastly better than us. Succintly put,
here are the accomplishments of white people stacked against those of
minority groups.
Minority groups have contributed the following: Funk music, Jazz, Hip-Hop,
early rock n roll, swing, latin, reggae, James Brown, tap dancing, break
dancing, most forms of disco dancing, cool crimes like home invasion & car
jacking, three card monty, "I can dig it," the concept of ghetto booty, and
Richard Pryor.
White people have contributed the following: Tin Pan Alley music, country
music, death metal, "lite" rock (what the hell is that? Isn't "lite" and
rock put together an oxymoron? And as long as I'm harping on "lite," who
invented "lite" beer? The white man, obviously), Pat Boone, line dancing,
pansy ass crimes like embezzalment & child molestation (speaking of child
molestors, would you all please go out and get laid by adults, or hire
hookers or something. You're all even more pathetic than me and I watch so
much porn that I teach a class on interpreting it), Solitaire, "Gee whiz,
that sure is neat," the concept of anorexia and bulimia (eat something for
love of God! If you do this to look pretty, guess what, men find women
pretty only when there's something there to have sex with. You idiots are
probably physically incapable of having sex you're so wasted away), and Jay
Leno.
There it is folks. I think it's obvious white people have crappy taste and
should all be shot. To our credit Charles Bronson and Ozzy Osbourne are cool
white guys, but they don't justify our existence. I say anyone who is white
and either owns a pickup truck or a mini van ought to kill themselves.
That'd be a good way to start thinning the herd. After that, I say we go for
the preachy little honkies on the net.
Good to see you're keeping up the fine tradition of pointless rants. I'm
honored that you'd steal, er, pay homage to my old radio show, especially
considering how much it sucked.