Yes, here is another great guest rant by a new fact to the website! Her name is Abriana and she's decided to grace the cover of my website with her horribly true words about how much SUCK when it comes to romance. I myself, am one of the 20 that are the romantic, sweet guys. I'm know so much about romance and things guys can do to get some action from their ladies that I can write a book. Ask anyone! So, here's what I'm going to do. If anyone out there has a speical occasion, or has a problem they need to get out of, male or female, write me a letter and I'll give you the solution to your problem! Consider this an "Ask Big Daddy" column. Now, without further ado, TO OUR RANT!
"Valentine's Day"
OK I just need to know what it is about Valentine's Day that people get so crazy over. Just one more holiday to make us ladies remember that our men are jerks. Ok I cant say that all men are cause Im sure there are some men that take time to pick out nice presents or cards or ever write their women poems for Valentine's Day, but no one I know was lucky enough to get a guy like that.
Most men wake up Valentines morning to a nice card and maybe some candy or a nice present. They're not sure what they did right cause they're totally clueless to what day it is. Then they go about their business not noticing the furious look on their woman's faces. Then off to work to bullshit with their friends (most of them also totally oblivious to what's goin on). Then there is the one guy (out of 20) who knows what day it is, and tells the other guys what a great night he's got planned for Valentine's Day. The other guys begin to panic. They know they're in trouble when they get home.
On the way home some of them stop at the gas station and buy one of those gas smelling, half dead, $5.00 roses and a box of chocolates from 1980. Then they bring them home and act like they were planning the surprise for months. Other men don't get their girl anything and just go home and tell them their going somewhere "special" for dinner, then finding out that some men do make reservations, and that there are going to be long waiting lists at the GOOD restaurants, they go to Taco Bell or White Castle for dinner, saying some corny line like "at least were together baby".
Whatever the scenario all men expect sex on Valentine's Day, the men that plan for months almost always get it. The men that bring home the gross gas station flowers and stale candy almost always get it. And the men that bring their girls to the Drive Thru and spout corny lines usually get some anyways.
Anyway, as you can tell I am one of the women in a relationship with one of the clueless ones, so I don't even worry about it anymore, I've leaned to expect the forgetfulness, and the gas station flowers, and the Dinners at the Drive thru (By the way it was Burger King this year). So I don't get crazy about Valentine's Day anymore. Can't you tell?