When people log onto the Internet, they usually have e-mail to read, or websites to check and see if there were any updates since the last time they were there, but after that's all said and done, what do people do then? It's pretty simple really. They tango with a force that's not to be asked to dance. It's a force that can drive a man to insanity, or make them have a heart attack from all the laughter. This force has a name in which the evil that lurks in it cannot be detected. That name is simply, the Chatroom.

That's right, the Chatroom. A place where evil is just saturated all over the place, making people change in one way or another, but it's seldom for the good. The stupidity and moronism that's displayed there can make a person mentally ill just from a short time exposure to it. I'll give a few examples of what to watch out for in case you're ever in... the CHATroom.

Example #1: The "Gayness" factor...

Almost each time I go into a chat, I see that it's either booming with different conversations, or there's really nothing being said at all. In both of these situations, there's always that one person who doesn't seem to like the conversation, or lack of one, that's going on in there. Of course, this person also doesn't have something called intelligence and so he/she using the ever so famous line, "this chatroom is gay." Now, what exactly is this person trying to say? It's a mystery. Maybe you people can help me with it. Lets look at the options.

Is this person trying to say that this chatroom has sex with other chatrooms of the same gender? Is that what the person's saying? Now, I don't know about you, but I didn't think that chatrooms even had sex, let alone sex with same gender chatrooms. That brings up another good question: How do you tell if chatroom is male or female? I take back what I said about that person not having intelligence. That person obviously has a far superior knowledge then the average human being since they know so much about the sexual world of chatrooms. Maybe that's why they call them "private chats."

Of course there's always the chance that maybe that person isn't say that the chat is homosexual at all. Maybe he/she is trying to tell everyone what a happy chatroom it is! Maybe that's it! I would certainly think that if a chatroom is full to capacity and the conversations are just flowing like beer through a high school student's digestive track, I'd think that the chatroom would be very happy. Of course, I didn't think that chatrooms could feel, but hell, if they can have sex with one another, they'd better be able to feel SOMETHING!

Example #2: Stupid conversations...

How many times must I go into a chatroom and the conversation is on drugs or sex? How stupid do people have to be to sit there on a computer, stoned, or drunk off their ass, and talk to complete strangers about sexual encounters they've had, and then move onto how they're running out of weed and need more? How stupid!!?? I'd say pretty stupid. What really gets to me, and makes me leave the chat most of the time, is most of the people that want weed, and want the alcohol, and talk about the sex, they're usually between the ages of 15 to 17. It's stupid and it's wrong for a couple of reasons.

The first reason is the fact that no one cares about what whore you banged last night. No one really even believes you. Plus, have a little respect people eh? Keep it to yourself cause no one else wants to know. It's a pretty simple concept that most people understand. If you've had sex the night before just for the sake of having sex without love or romance being involved, you're as stupid as they come, and still no one cares to hear about it. If they do, then they're the same way, and there's private messaging available to morons now. Try it out sometime. Maybe you can even waste your time and have cybersex. Yes, "oooooo I'm taking off my pants." Boy, if that didn't make you girls wet, I don't know what will. Sheesh people, THINK a little! It's not that hard, or at least it shouldn't be.

The second reason is that no one cares if you need more weed cause no one is going to drive over to a complete strangers house with pot in their pocket in order to let you continue your memorization of the phrase 'would you like fries with that?' They're not going to smoke it with you, they're not going to sell it to you. If they'd like to, that probably means that they're just as stupid as you and once again there's private messaging!!!

Example #3: Unneeded and Stupid comments...

Of course, who could forget the people that say stupid things in a chatroom. These stupid comments are different from the stupid conversations that I talked about up above. These are mostly just one stupid message that doesn't evolve into a conversation. The first one I'm going to mention is the little ladies and guys who think there are actually good looking people in their chat at the same time that they are. These people think that they're some kind of gift from God and so they go and make stupid comments like, "18/m/blahblah, any fine ass ladies in here?" What a load of crock. Same goes for you ladies. They say something like "17/f/blahblah, If you're a hottie, IM me to chat!" For you old people who have become seriously unhinged, such a statement means that unless you could grace the cover of GQ or Playboy, you're not allowed to privately message these people. Big whoop. Once again, we go back to the unneeded part. Why is it stupid? Simple my dear Watson, there's no such thing as a fine ass guy/girl in a chatroom on the Internet. Not unless mommy has grounded him/her, or he/she's dunk and stoned off his/her ass. People like the guys/girls they're looking for have something us Internet users call lives. They won't be in the chats. It's also stupid because if you're as attractive as you think you are, there's probably some reason why you're not out doing something fun, and that probably is that you're not fun to hang around with and are probably only looking to have sex, which is probably why you'll never meet a good guy to treat you right, cause those guys aren't looking for sex, they're looking for love.

Another thing that's stupid and of which I've only seen once, but I'm sure it's occurred again and again, is these little 14 and 15 year old girls telling everyone how they love to have sex! What's up with that!!?? That's SO wrong! I was in a chat once and this FOURTEEN year old girl was telling everyone how she was bisexual because she's had sex with both guys and girls. What's sick about the whole thing is that she also said that her parents knew all about it and DIDN'T CARE????? How does that work? What happened to the parents of the world. Why did they stop caring? I'd never stop caring for my children, that's for damn sure! My daughter OR son would never leave the house if I heard of such crap!

So, there's my rant about the chatrooms. Sorry it was so long, but there was just so much to rant about. I just wanted to let everyone know that I had to write that damn thing 3 times because my computer kept messing up on me, so I DEMAND some feedback!!! If I don't get any I'm just going to... just going too.. sit here and do nothing! I do hope that everyone had a safe and Happy holidays. I would have said Merry Christmas, but I wanted to include all religions, so I hope Happy Holidays did just fine. Til next time! Same Daddy time, Same Daddy site!