Isn't he SEXY!!??
That's right folks, you are looking at ONE SEXY BITCH! He's got it all: Moves! Charm! A SENSE OF HUMOR! He's romantic, he's responsible, and he's ALWAYS ON TIME! He cooks, he cleans, he even does the laundry! The perfect male you may be calling him? He's not, but he's DAMN close!
Look at Him GO!!
Did you see that??? No? You must have blinked! That's JUST how fast Big Daddy does his workout on Big Mack's gliding thing-a-ma-bobber! Whhhhoooooaaaaaa Big Daddy, you're getting a little carried away there!
He just SCREAMS cool!
How can you look at this guy and not bow down to him!? Coolness just seeps out of every pore he has! I mean just look at him in that blue and white striped shirt. And those jeans on him just make him as sexy as a god. The shoes just scream how he's a man who's not afraid to get his feet dirty. And the HAIR! WOWZERS!! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH AWESOME HAIR! I certainly haven't! Man, what half a can of hair spray can do these day, let me tell ya!
Isn't he thoughtful!??
Look at the way he looks at the sky. I'll bet you're wondering what he's thinking at that very moment. If you guessed the dinner that he was going to have in an hour or so, then you'd be right! But for now, just admire him in his full blown Tuxedo. Marvel at his brillance and intelligence. Bask in the glow of his wisdom. After that..... reach into his back pocket and steal his wallet!!
It's another addition of BEFORE THEY WERE SEXY BITCHES!
That's right! It's not Big Daddy, but LITTLE Daddy! Isn't he just the most adorable little daddy on the planet? And people wonder how he ever got to be as sexy as he is! Even then, he had hair to die for!