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Why doesn't the dictionary explain words I want to know?.

Im a proud Canadian, but, I don't think Americans are bad, It's just that Canada's better.

This page is all about me, ME! you hear that?! ME!!!

07.09.00 - Well, im 15, male and I live in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada. I go to Bedford Road Colliegate Insitution (or BRCI) which is home to one of the biggest basketball tournaments in Canada. I like to play sports, watch TV (who doesn't?) do stuff with friends, go places and I like to occupy my time by updating this page.

Here's a little survey that's probably being sent around the internet, so i decided to fill it out so you can get to know me better...

Name: Tyler

Sex: Male

Birth date: May 19th, 1985

Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

Height: 6'??

Eye color: Brown

Hair color: Brown with blonde streaks

What does your name mean: Creator of Tiles or something fucked up like that

High school graduation year: hm... 2003...

Favorite relatives: Don't make me do this :P

Summer memory: This summer, going to Edmonton with friends, very kickass.

Favorite TV shows: SNL, South Park, Futurama..

What's on your mousepad: A picture of a baby tiger and a baby white jaguar...

In the car- ac or windows: hmm, glass?

Do you believe in yourself: God yes! You have to believe in yourself!

Favorite game: The game of Life, (Damned kids..)

Favorite drink: Rootbeer, Fruitopia

Favorite food: Chicken Fajitas, Tacos, anything spicey

Favorite colors: Blue, Red, Green.

Favorite cigarettes: Cigarettes? Do I look like a skater?

Favorite sounds: Boing, Zoink, Squish, "I knew you were right", Bang, Zap..

Favorite smell: Strawberry hair stuff (yummy!)

Worst feeling in the World: Getting shot while dying in a hospital bed while your wife just married your brother in Las Vegas at a casino, where her lesbian lover, Louanne was jailed for indecent exposure.

Best feeling in the World: I'd say true love, but that's sooo unoriginal... I'd say.. hmm.. Everything that's good!

Favorite thing to do on a weekend: Relax, sleep, do stuff..

Favorite soundtrack: Soundtrack? The Waterboy!

Where do you see yourself in 10 years: Not here.

First thought in the morning: "Shit, i forgot to do my homework"

Do you get motion sickness: No.

Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting: The most deadly exciting thing i've ever expirienced!

How many rings before you answer the phone: Phone? Me? Answer?

Future son names: Avery, Colby

Future daughter names: Kaysha, Angel

Are you a good friend: Im not selfish enough to answer that.

Chocolate or Vanilla cake: Both :D

What do you drive: A bike.

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Nope.

Thunderstorms cool or scary: Cool!

If you could meet one person in the World, who would it be: Mr. T

What is your zodiac sign: Tarus

What do you wear to bed: Cool PJ pants and an old shirt

Do you eat stems of broccoli: YES! YUM!

If a girl ever asked you for the shirt on your back, would you give it to her: Yeah, ladies first.

If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be: Blue

If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be: Calvin and Hobbes on my shoulder blade

Favorite brand of gum: Bubbalicous

What is your favorite quote: "I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it!"

Have you ever been in love: Yes!

What's on your walls in your room: Paint.

Is the glass half-empty or half-full: Is it downloadable?

Pick a song that describes yourself or that you can relate to: Our Lady Peace- Lying Awake

Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos: Cool Ranch

Favorite flavor Snapple: What the flying fuck is Snapple?

Which one, Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi, no contest.

Which kind of milk is your favorite: Strawberry

If you were to kill someone, which method would you use: Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: Righty!

Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: God no, what is this? Computer class?

When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice their: Personality

If you could be one gardening tool, which one would it be: A HOE!

What kind of shoe would you be if you had an option: Nike! Just do it!

What's under your bed: The Floor.

What's the best number in the World: 42,524,420,425 and a half

What is your dream car: 2001 Volkswagon Bug - Red :D

Who is your biggest crush right now: Can't tell :D

Nickname: Nook

School: Bedford Road

Bacon Bits Or croutons: Croutons

Favorite Salad Dressing: French (The rest give me terrible heartburn)

Do you Drink: Nope

What type of Shampoo/Conditioner: Pert Plus

Have you ever been skinny dipping: Nope!

Do you make fun of people: Try not too, but sometimes it's hard to resist.

Have you ever been convicted of a crime: Nope!

Best friends online/offline: Too many to count

One pillow or two: Three

Pets: Fish.

Favorite Movies: X-men, American Pie

Favorite type of music: Anything

Hobbies: :P

Word or Phrase you overuse: "Damn"

Toothpaste: Crest

Piercing or tattoos: Nope

Do you get along with your parents: Yep

Favorite beer: None

Favorite song at the moment: um... Offspring - Original Prankster

Favorite subject in school: History or Art

Least favorite subject in school: ACCOUNTING

Most humiliating moment: I ain't tellin :P

Craziest or Silliest Person You Know: Tom Cruise

Favorite Holiday: My birthday