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Quotes by Mark!

"Hey babe!"

"You're a freak!"

"*lick*"

"Im the master, baby!"

"Hey booger face!"

"You rock batty :D"

"Mmmmmm Brownies!"

"Im horny! :D"

"Have sex with Lynley and let me film it!"

"You're so weird"

Past Mark News:

Mark trips and falls

Welcome to the, "Mark is a loveable dumbass page"!

12.04.00 -Yep. For all who know, Mark is crazy. Not just "Crazy-Crazy" but superfrantastical crazy!. He's 24, not quite old enough to make fun of yet, but he's pretty old! He may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but he's the yellow that's stuck in the shade of reds. He's not the ordinary "Run-o-the-mill" crazy person. I mean, he's beyond "Super dooper fucking crazy" I mean, the guy killed his dad's tropical fish when he was bleaching the rocks. How many crazy people would do that?

I got some quotes from Mr. Crazy himself, see the nifty side bar!. I'd enclose some pictures of the Lovable Dumbass, but don't have his permission... yet. Trans is always using his hands, he's always either fixing his cars, or fixing himself when he's broken. He seems to break a lot though...

Dumbass Does Stuff! - Story Here!

Today, a Pickering, Ontario family was shocked to find out that their son, got off his ass and did stuff. The victims father spoke of the rare event, "That's the most i've seen the boy move since he stole my change outta the change jar when he was 4"

The proud mother of the son, told the media, "Im so proud of him, I knew that someday, he'd get off that ass and do something. It just took a while." The family doesn't know whats next for the child, who is almost in his mid-20's. "It's amazing to think what he might do next," His dad remarked, "Taking out the garbage? Washing the dishes? It really boggles the mind."

Mark, the lazy son, commented by saying, "Dance, Dance, where ever you may be, I am the lord of the dance said he." After that, he did a pathetic little dance, and fell down.