Cool Pick-Up Lines!
Cool Pick-Up Lines!
I feel like Richard Gere; I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
Say, did we go to different schools together?
[Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear.
There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can't take them off you.
I don't normally use pick up lines, but ____(insert any of the above).
Roses are red, some socks are black, can I be your daddy mac?
I stepped in a puddle of love, and you got all over me.
You make me go crazy for Cocoa Puffs.
Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? And are you disappointed?
I'll go out with your best friend's best friend if you go out with my best friend's best friend.
Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
Are those pants from outer space? Cause that butt is out of this world.
Are you a parking ticket, cause you have fine written all over you.
I wish you were a bag of skittles because
Id love to taste your rainbow.
Go up to a good-looking girl and say: "I'm in the process
of creating a singles ad and I would like to take your
measurements to put down as my dream girl's figure requirements.
"When I was little, my fairy godmother asked me if I
wanted a big Johnson, or a good memory. I forgot what I answered."
What I lack in appearance, I make up for with enthusiasm/talent...
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth,
I bet we could do it in public.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther
for that thing you do with your tongue.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much did you drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because your hot.
It's times like this, I wish I was a swizzle stick.
Do you believe at love at first sight or do you want me to walk past again."
Talking to a girl who is just leaving: "Hey you forgot something."
When she turns around and asks what, you just say "ME."
Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you you're so electrifying.
Honey, you're so sweet I get sugar diabetes just looking at you.
My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it?
You're like milk, i want to make you a part of my complete breakfast
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Do you know how to use a whip?
I have only three months to live. ..
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were
wings.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
Can I have fries with that shake!
If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
When does your centerfold come out.
How about you and i go back to my place and do
some math. You and I plus a bed minus our clothes
divide our legs and multiply.
Is that a mirror in your pocket cuz I can see myself
in your pants tonight.
Are those new pants your wearing?
(yes)
They look good on you.
(thanx)
But they would look alot better on my floor.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a
biscuit!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Want to see my stamp collection?
HI! Can I buy you a car?
If I pet you, would you follow me home?
Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my
fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm....weird chick.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room"
and the grand prize is a night with me!
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what
to make for you in the morning!
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow,
she's putting me up for adoption.
Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Excuse me, do you live around here often?
Say, did we go to different schools together?
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead
say no.
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
So, you're a girl huh?
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
Would you be my Life-Line?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves
from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give
you notice that I noticed you too.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went
into this cheap motel room across the street.
I wonder what our children will look like.
Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this.
Let's get the hell out of here.
Is your last name Gillette, it must be because you are the best a man can
get.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a
date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
"Excuse me, but you dropped something back there"
Woman: "What's that?"
You: "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight."
Get a single rose and walk up to her/him, hand it to that person, and say...
Here this buds for you.
Is there an airport near or is that my heart taking off.
Male: Girl, You know your dad's a thief,
Female: Why?
Male: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
Go up to a girl and say "Can I see your Tag" (On the back of their shirt)
when they say why say,
"'Cause I want to see if you were made in heaven.
Excuse me. Did you just fart?
Hey, my name is milk and I could do your body good.
A: Excuse me.....What time is it??
B: [gives time]
A: I'm sorry, did you just say "I love you!"?
(At A Bar)
Your pretty ugly. No one's going to talk to you.
Why don't you just cut your losses and come home with me!!!
You: Are you taking applications for the position of girlfriend/boyfriend?
Them: No/Yes
You: Want mine?
Is your father a baker? Because you've got great buns!
Baby are you from Tennessee cause your the only Ten I see!
Baby, I'm not Fred Flinstone, but I could make you Bedrock
You're body is like Visa. It's like everywhere I want to be.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be
McGorgeous.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it
against me?
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call
FINE PRINT!
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Exit, you should try it?
Someone better call the cops cause it's got to be
illegal to be that good-looking!
To woman: find out her name
Tell her "Did I tell you that I am going to name one of my daughters(name)
After she accepts or denies.
Say yeah " After her MOM"
Ask to guy/girl:
go up to them and say excuse me do you have a library cause
I would like to check you out
You know women are like parking spots
all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped,
which are you?
guy-what winks and screws like a tiger?
girl-what?
guy-(wink at her)
I'm no glass of milk but i can still do your body good.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk by you again?
Walk up to a guy/girl and say, " Excuse me, I seem to have lost my number,
can I have yours?"
guy: you must be jamaican!
girl: why?
guy: cause jamaican me crazy.
Email: jeron@charter.net