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It's also full of lies like that last sentence. It's irreverent and tasteless.
And below is a small tribute to that irreverance and tastelessness.
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Kyle Broflowski- Kyle, being one of very few Jews in South Park (I guess), befriends Mr. Hanky the piece of christmas crap, who brings the xmas spirit back to town. He gets Cartman's pig (Fluffy) to make love to an elephant but someone had beaten him to the punch (so to speak). His mom, Mrs. Broflowski, is a "bee-otch". |
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Stan Marsh- Stan is Wendy Katzenburger's boyfriend. He's the elementary school's star quarterback, kills Scuzzlebutt on the volcano, orders an Easternopian named Marvin from Sally Struthers, wins "stupidest prize" for dressing up as Raggedy Andy, falls in love with Miss Ellen, the lesbian substitute teacher, and helps Officer Barbrady learn how to read. |
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Eric "Cartman"- Cartman lives with his his mom, Mrs. Cartman, who's a crack whore. He has the most memorable moments as a character: being abducted by aliens and given an anal probe, getting sent to Easternopia instead of Marvin, finding the lost triangle of Panthos and giving it to Barbra Streisand (creating MechaStreisand), being deputized so that Officer Barbrady could learn to read, his pig giving birth to Mr. Garrison's kid after making love to an elephant, dresses up as first Hitler and then a KKK member for Halloween, and fights for attendence when his birthday party is on the same day as the Apocolyptic battle between good and evil. |
 | Kenny McCormick- There's not much you can say about Kenny. He's really poor and he dies every episode. My bro has a little tribute to all the different ways Kenny's died at Evlboy's Page. |