Inspirational quotes that may actually be useful someday:
Eggs can teach us a lot about life, like how to keep our sunny-sides up!
-By ME!!
Buried deep inside us all is a seed of hope, waiting for a chance to blossom into the flower of humanity.
-this is by me again, I need to stop quoting myself, I'm going to inflate my ego, hehe! :O)
In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-Eleanor Roosevelt
Things are just things-they have no power to hurt or heal. Only people can do that. And we can all choose whether to be hurt or healed by the people who love us.
-Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul II
Each day is a gift, thats why they call it the present.
-Family Circus
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeteing that a new world is born.
-Anais Nin
Speak softly and carry a big stick: you will go far.
-African Proverb
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph, what we obtain too cheep, we esteem too lightly, it is dearness that gives everything its value.
-Tom Paine (compliments of Mr. Moseley)
Where ever you go, there you are.
-Buckaroo Bonza
There are two kinds or people in this world: those who play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes.
-Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul II
One kind word can warm three winter months.
-Japanese Proverb
In order to keep true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
-Dereke Bruce
Never ever frown even if you are sad, because someone may be falling in love with your smile!
-I don't know who wrote it, but Christine told me
Never ever smile even if you are happy, because someone may be falling in love with your frown!
-(a twist on the last one) told to me by Kali
Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
-Unknown
You'll never shine if you don't glow.
-Smash Mouth "All Star"
Heal the world, make it a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race, there are people dying if you care enough for the living, make it a better place for you and for me.
-Micheal Jackson "Heal the World"
My theory is that food is the solution to all problems.
-I actually said this, but I think you'll all agree with me on it
A dream is a wish your heart makes, when your fast asleep.
-Cinderella
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
-George Carlin
Rabid sheep do not use the internet.
-Samantha Cook
The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word 'crisis'-One brush stroke stands for danger; the other for opportunity. In a crisis, be aware of the danger-but recognize the opportunity.
-Richard Nixon
When dealing with regular people and mere mortals, be patient and polite.
-a line from my horoscope
In order to convince people that the best things in life may be free, we need to care enough to get that close to someone.
-my dec speech, Phantom
Rainbows are around us all the time, but it may take a very dark cloud to make them appear.
We learn so much from some of our mistakes that we keep on repeating them.
Fun quotes to lighten your day:
Someday I will burst from by bud of calm, and blossom into hysteria.
Evil villians beware! I am wearing my underwear!!
-Kid at the pool
There are only three kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't.
-Sam (I don't know where she got it from)
The problem with the designated driver program, is that it's not a desirable job. But if you do get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
-Jeff Foxworthy (beware when I get my liscence, and anyone asks me to drive them home, and is to drunk to notice I will do this!)
I'm just a dandylion
- The Cowardly Lion from the Wiz of Oz
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
-Tim Allen
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
-August Strindberg (this obviously does not apply to such people as Viraj, Myra, or Christine)
Katherine with a "K" is much more alluring then Catherine with a "C".
-Anne Shirley (I know this is a little self centered)
Come over here, lad. No need to be sheepish.
-Wallace, in the movie A Close Shave, when talking to Shaun the sheep
I'll get you, and your little hand too!
-Debbie, The Adam's Family Values
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of some weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner
Well I'm not saying I would like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
-Westley, The Princess Bride
I think thats the worst thing I've ever heard. How marvelous.
-Count Rugen, The Princess Bride
Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has.
-Westley, The Princess Bride
I think that is the first time in my life anyone has dared insult me.
-Prince Humperdink, from you guessed it!, The Princess Bride
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
-Brian's Brain
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time, I think I've forgotten this before.
-Brian's Brain
May your life be like toilet paper...long and useful!
Robin: Holy Kleenex Batman! It was right under our nose and we blew it!
