the Plastic Pornotopia

Everything, kinda Welcome to my Pornotopia of Plastic. Ample plastic, little porn (we are all about false advertising.). Either way, I am the mistress of Plastic, you can call me as such. Yup. Mailing Lists Galore If you're a mailing list whore (not that I am! *advert the eyes*), I gathered a schnazzy list of well, lists that you can, should, and WILL join if I have anything to do about it (I really don't, aww shucks). I also run myself a lil ol list so humour me and join it please, I'll be your best friend. My Dead Friends They're not really dead, they just play like it on teevee! Me! I think this basically shatters my air of mystery but you can bonus stalker points if you visit. Get Out Of Here! Some Places To Go When There's No More Plastic To See. COMING SOON! Everything else. If it looks like a barren wasteland, it is. The content is airy, the look is dry but dammit, it's plastic and damn proud of it.

27 January 1999