| I, Mel, being sick with a sinus infection and feeling like crap hereby express my gratitude in a very abridged version. I question if anybody will actually even read this, so if you do, drop me an email at MQuirkyGirl@aol.com. You can even be brief and just type "i read it" in the subject line. Satisfy my curiosity. Anyway...|
I'd like to firstly thank God, because he has forced me to become a stronger person by overcoming trials in my life.
I'd like to thank my mom and sister. Without you guys, I would have not been able to survive this past year learning to cope with my father not being alive anymore.
I'd like to thank NSYNC for giving me something to make fun of, though not much to make fun of recently!
I'd like to thank all my co editors, Olivia, Rebecca, Allison, Jenna, Julie, and Tabitha. You guys are awesome, we make a great time, and we make even better fine ass women. You know it.
I'd like to thank Simon Cowell, of American Idol for being a hard-ass and brutally honest with talentless morons. I share your sentiments, you bloody Brit.
| I'd like to thank John Mayer, for being brutally sexy and for not being a talentless moron. And for giving me another excuse to attend Berklee.|
I'd like to thank the accredited institution of higher learning, Louisiana College for being a living hell, making me lonely and miserable and ultimately making me realize there is more to life than the cliquey, holier-than-thou approach to everything that it teaches.
I'd like to thank my black lab, Michi, for not talking back to me, being easy to train, and being a snuggle-bunny. You are the greatest companion even if you don't understand half of what I say. I "wuff" you.
In closing, I'd like to thank the makers of Fat Free Sugar Free Jello Pudding, for making it taste so damn good. My red Honda Accord V6 Coupe (Scarlet) for being the bomb diggity and all that shiznit. Franz Schubert, Mozart, and Debussy. The Spanish language, just for being damn cool. And the Titan rollercoaster at Six Flags over Texas for all the G's. Ya heard me?
Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Please be sure to tip your waitress.