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Date/time Movie Title/Description Links Channel
Mon 3/01/2010
8:30/11:30 EST Quo Vadis (1951, Peter Ustinov) Turner Classic Movies
12pm/3pm EST I Dream Of Jeannie & Bewitched (2 eps) WGN (mon-fri)
2:30/5:30 EST The Brothers Karamazov (Yul Brynner, William Shatner) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST Morituri (1965, Brando, Yul Brynner) Turner Classic Movies
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Sunday, 3/7/2010
4pm/7pm EST Barbara Walters Special (repeated @ 8:30pm PST) ABC
5:30 PST Academy Awards (live) ABC
Chronicles Of Narnia 2: Prince Caspian Starz
Inkheart (Brendan Fraser) HBO
Spider-Man 3 FX Channel
Terminator 2 "Come with me if you want to live!" TNT
5:45 pm Who Framed Roger Rabbit Cinemax
6:00 pm The Banger Sisters (Goldie Hawn as a rock groupie) LMN
TransSiberian (2008) Showtime
7:00 pm Biography: Jimi Hendrix Bio Channel
Journey to the Center of the Earth (Brendan Fraser) HBO Family
7:15/10:15 EST The Big Knife (1955, Jack Palance, Ida Lupino) Turner Classic Movies
7:30/10:30 EST 007 in From Russia With Love (1963, Sean Connery) BBC America
8:00 pm 007 in Tomorrow Never Dies (Pierce Brosnan) G4/Tech TV
The Simpsons (2 eps) FOX
SuperSwarm (new, 2 hour) Discovery Channel
Goodfellas (1990, Scorsese) American Movie Channel
Grease (1978, John Travolta) & Grease 2 VH-1
Lakeview Terrace (2008, Samuel L. Jackson) Encore
Saving Pvt. Ryan (1998, Tom Hanks, 3 hour) TNT
8pm & 10:30pm Days Of Thunder (Tom Cruise as a NASCAR racer) CMT
8pm & 9:50pm Old School (2003 comedy) TBS
8:10 pm Obsessed (2009, watch out for the new office temp) Starz
8:15/11:15 EST Anamorph (2007, Willem Dafoe) IFC
8:30 pm Bad Boys 2 NBC
The Incredibles (2004 animated, superhero family) Family Channel
A Knight's Tale (2001, Heath Ledger) HBO Family
9:00 pm 28 Days Later (2002, zombies in London) SYFY
Frost/Nixon (2008, when the President does it, it's not illegal) HBO #2
Natalee Holloway (2009) Lifetime
Wedding Crashers (2005) Comedy Central
9:30 pm Valmont (1989) Flix
9:30/12:30 EST Alien Nation (1988, homicide cop is teamed with UFO alien) FOX Movie Channel
10:00 pm Cold Case (new ep) CBS
The Dark Knight Cinemax
Elegy (2008) Showtime #2
Penitentiary 2 The Movie Channel
10pm & 2am Ax Men (new ep) History Channel
10pm/1am EST 007 in From Russia With Love (1963, Sean Connery) BBC America
10:30 pm Accused (Jodie Foster) LMN
11pm/2am EST Contempt (1963, Jack Palance) Turner Classic Movies
1am/4am EST The Bad & the Beautiful (1952, Lana Turner, Kirk Douglas) Turner Classic Movies
7:15/10:15 EST Brigadoon (1954, a village returns once every 100 years) Turner Classic Movies
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Mon 3/8/2010
8:00 am The Outer Limits 8am-4pm SYFY
12pm/3pm EST I Dream of Jeannie (2 eps) & Bewitched (2 eps) WGN (mon-fri)
1pm/4pm EST Silk Stockings (1957) Turner Classic Movies
5:00 pm Bewitched (2 eps) TV-Land (mon-fri)
3pm/6pm EST 2 Weeks In Another Town (Kirk Douglas, Edward G. Robinson) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST The Brothers Warner (2008, Dennis Hopper, Debbie Reynolds) Turner Classic Movies
followed by The Jazz Singer (1927, Al Jolson) Turner Classic Movies
7:00 pm Ghost Whisperer 7pm-11pm SYFY
Planet Of The Apes (2001 remake) HBO #2
7pm/10pm EST The Vanishing (1993) Fox Movie Channel
7:05 pm Replicant (R, Jean-Claude Van Damme) Showtime
7:10 pm Bedtime Stories (2008, fantasy) Starz
8:00 pm Chuck (new ep) NBC
A Low Down Dirty Shame (Keenen Ivory Wayans spoofs 1970s blaxploitation) BET
8:20 pm Metroland (1997, Christian Bale) Sundance Channel
8:30 pm The Uninvited (2009) Cinemax
8:30/11:30 EST I Am A Fugitive From A Chain Gang (1932) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 pm 24 (new ep) FOX
Biography: Tom Hanks Bio Channel
Mamma Mia (2008) More Max
Operation Repo (new ep) TruTV
Pearl Harbor (2001, Ben Affleck) Starz
9pm & 1am American Pickers/Pawn Stars (new eps) History Channel
9pm/12am EST The Entity (1982) FOX Movie Channel
9:45 pm Eye See You (2002) Flix
Curse Of The Jade Dragon (Woody Allen spoof, 2001) HBO Family
10:00 pm Law & Order (new ep) NBC
CSI Miami (new ep) CBS
Castle (new ep) ABC
Damages (new ep) FX Channel
Diary Of A Callgirl (new ep) Showtime
Back To The Future 3 Encore
10:15/1:15 EST Confessions Of A Nazi Spy (1939, Edward G. Robinson) Turner Classic Movies
10:30/1:30 EST Hard Candy IFC
11:00 PM (ANIME MONDAY) MONSTER/BLOOD: THE LAST VAMPIRE SYFY
12:15/3:15 EST The Brothers Warner (2008, Dennis Hopper, Debbie Reynolds) Turner Classic Movies
2am/5am EST Casablanca (1942, Bogart, Greenstreet, Bergman) Turner Classic Movies
3:45/6:45 EST And One Was Beautiful (1940, Billie Burke) Turner Classic Movies
5am/8am EST The Sisters (Errol Flynn, Bette Davis) Turner Classic Movies
6:45/9:45 EST Meet Me In St. Louis (1944, Judy Garland) Turner Classic Movies
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Tues 3/09/2010
8:00 am Tru Calling marathon SYFY
11am/2pm EST My Sister Eileen (1955, Janet Leigh, Jack Lemmon) Turner Classic Movies
1pm/4pm EST The Bachelor & the Bobby-Soxer (1947, Cary Grant, Shirley Temple) Turner Classic Movies
2:45/5:45 EST The Parent Trap (1961, Hayley Mills, Brian Keith) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST Kurosawa's Ikiru (1952) Turner Classic Movies
6:30 pm Death Becomes Her (Goldie Hawn as a zombie) Cinemax
7:00 pm Babe HBO Family
7:25 pm Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008) Starz
7:30 pm Shutter (2008) More Max
National Treasure 2: Book Of Secrets (2007, Nicolas Cage) USA Network
What Women Want (Mel Gibson, 2000) Showtime #2
7:30/10:30 EST Throne Of Blood (1957) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm NCIS & NCIS Los Angeles (new eps) CBS
The Devil Wears Prada (2006) FX Channel
Double Cross (2006, Yancy Butler meets strangers on a train) LMN
007 in GoldenEye (1995, Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean) G4/Tech TV
The Preacher's Wife (1996 fantasy, remake of The Bishop's Wife) Flix
17 Again (2009, Matthew Perry goes back in time to high school) HBO #2
Space Cowboys (2000, aging astronauts find a cold war weapon in orbit) American Movie Channel
TransSiberian (2008) Showtime
To Die For (R, 1995, Matt Dillon) The Movie Channel
WALL-E (animated, the last robot on Earth looks for humans) Encore
The Wild (2006, animated) Disney Channel
8pm/11pm EST Cabin Fever (2002, teens in a remote cabin vs. flesh-eating horror) IFC
8:15 pm Day The Earth Stood Still (2008 remake) Cinemax
8:30 pm Inkheart (2009, Brendan Fraser) HBO
Land Before Time 3 (1995, cartoon dinosaurs) HBO Family
9:00 pm Lost & Forgotten (new eps) ABC
Biography: John Ritter & Three's Company (2 hour) Bio Channel
Stepbrothers (2008, Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly) Starz
9:30/12:30 EST Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress (1958, save me OB-1) Turner Classic Movies
9:30/12:30 EST Barton Fink (Hollywood satire with that Barton Fink feel) FOX Movie Channel
10:00 pm Michael Vick Project (new ep) BET
Bad Girls Club (new ep, last of season) Oxygen
Blood On Her Hands (1998) LMN
Matinee (1993, John Goodman spoofs 1950s monster movies) HBO Family
The Mysteries Of Pittsburgh (R, 2008) The Movie Channel
Street Kings (2008, Keanu Reeves, Forest Whitaker) Cinemax
White Collar (new ep) USA Network
What's Love Got To Do With It? (1993, biopic of Ike & Tina Turner) VH-1
10pm & 2am Life After People (new ep) History Channel
10:15 pm The Opposite Of Sex (Christina Ricci) Sundance Channel
10:30 pm 007 in GoldenEye (1995, Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean) G4/Tech TV
11:00 PM STARGATE: CONTINUUM SYFY
12am/3am EST Kurosawa's Hakuchi (1951) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM DAGON SYFY
3am/6am EST The Lower Depths (1957, Kurosawa) Turner Classic Movies
5:15/8:15 EST Meet The People (1944, Lucille Ball as Rosie the Riviter) Turner Classic Movies
7am/10am EST 2 Sisters From Boston (1946, June Allyson, Jimmy Durante) Turner Classic Movies
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Wed 3/10/2010
8:00 am Twilight Zone hour episodes 8am-10am SYFY
9am/12pm EST Luxery Liner (1948, remade as TV-series The Love Boat) Turner Classic Movies
10:00 am All Souls 10am-4pm SYFY
1pm/4pm EST Jupiter's Darling (1955, Esther Williams) Turner Classic Movies
3pm/6pm EST Merry Andrew (1958, Danny Kaye) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST 10-movie Fred Astaire-Ginger Rogers marathon Turner Classic Movies
The Gay Divorcee (1934) Turner Classic Movies
6:30 pm Malibu Bikini Shop (R) Showtime #2
7:00 pm Ghost Hunters 7pm-12am SYFY
A Knight's Tale (2001) HBO Family
National Treasure 2: Book Of Secrets (2007, Nicolas Cage) USA Network
7pm/10pm EST The Man With 1 Red Shoe (1985 comedy remake) FOX Movie Channel
7pm/10pm EST Fred Astaire-Ginger Rogers (marathon continues) Turner Classic Movies
7:30 pm Prey (2007, Peter Weller vs. pride of lions in Africa) More Max
What's Love Got To Do With It? (1993, biopic of Ike & Tina Turner) VH-1
8:00 pm Scrubs (new ep) ABC
Biography: Melissa Gilbert, Burt Reynolds, Michael Landon (1 hour each) Bio Channel
Human Target (new ep) FOX
Desert Saints (2001, Kiefer Sutherland) Flix
Finn on the Fly (2008, dog turns into a human) Disney Channel
The Fugitive (1993, Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones) American Movie Channel
Hellboy 2: The Golden Army (2008) Cinemax
Nights of Cabiria (1957, it's not pretty woman) Sundance Channel
Sex & the Single Mom (2003) LMN
Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs (classic Disney animated movie) Family Channel
Superbad (2007) FX Channel
Zoolander (2001, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson) The Movie Channel
8pm/11pm EST Kill Bill 1 & 2 IFC
8:26 pm Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009 sequel, vampires vs. werewolves) Starz
9:00 pm Ghost Hunters (new ep) SYFY
Criminal Minds & CSI: NY (new eps) CBS
Four Brothers (2005, tracking their mother's killer) TNT
Most Daring (new ep) TruTV
The Strangers (2008, don't open the door) More Max
9pm & 1am MonsterQuest (new ep) History Channel
9:15 pm The Secret Life of Bees (2008, set in 1960s) HBO Family
9:30 pm Wolf (1994, Jack Nicholson as a werewolf in New York) Flix
Beer League (R, 2006) The Movie Channel
9:30 & 1:30 Dog The Bounty Hunter/Billy The Exterminator (new eps) A&E
10:00 pm Psych (new ep, a Hitchock fan plans to kill Shawn) USA Network
Law & Order Special Victims Unit (new ep) NBC
Solving History (new ep: Devil's Island) Discovery Channel
10:30 pm Baby Mama (comedy, Tina Fey) HBO #2
11pm/2am EST Fred Astaire-Ginger Rogers (marathon continues) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM BLOODSUCKERS SYFY
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Thurs 3/11/2010
8:00 am Early Edition 8am-4pm marathon (tomorrow's newspaper today) SYFY
8:15/11:15 EST Fred Astaire-Ginger Rogers (marathon continues, 1949) Turner Classic Movies
10:15/1:15 EST Astaire-Rogers in Flying Down To Rio (1933) Turner Classic Movies
1pm/4pm EST A Dog of Flanders (1935) Turner Classic Movies
followed by The Police Dog Story (1961, James Brown) Turner Classic Movies
3:30/6:30 EST It's A Dog's Life (1955) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST The Lady Eve (1941, Barbara Stanwyck, Henry Fonda) Turner Classic Movies
6:30 pm X-Files: I Want To Believe Cinemax
6:45 pm Journey to the Center of the Earth (Brendan Fraser) HBO #2
7:00 PM CURSED, THE (2010, it's not friendly) SYFY
Coraline (stop-mation animated) HBO Family
Kung Fu Hustle (2004, set in 1940s China) Spike
7pm/10pm EST The More The Merrier (a woman & 2 men share a WW2 apartment) Turner Classic Movies
7pm/10pm EST Porky's (1982, horny 1950s teens) FOX Movie Channel
7:05 pm Year One (2009, Jack Black as a slacker caveman) Starz
7:15 pm Virtuosity (1995, Denzel Washington) More Max
7:30 pm What A Girl Wants (2003) Family Channel
8:00 pm Survivor Heroes Vs. Villains & CSI Crime Scene Investigation (new eps) CBS
Biography: Amy Winehouse, the Rolling Stones, Fleetwood Mac (1 hour each) Bio Channel
Extreme Peril (new ep, magic act goes bad, snowmobile causes avalanche) Discovery Channel
Disaster Movie (2008 spoof of disaster movies) The Movie Channel
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996, trapped overnight in a vampire nightclub, Tarantino, Harvey Keitel) Encore
The Incredibles (2004 animated, superhero family tries to pass for normal) Disney Channel
Jeremiah Johnson (1972, Robert Redford eats Indians for dinner) American Movie Channel
007 in Live & Let Die (1973, with Carolyn Seymour as the psychic voodoo princess) G4/Tech TV
Love's Deadly Triangle: The Texas Cadet Murder (1997) LMN
Mr. Deeds (2002 remake by Adam Sandler) TBS
The Reader (2008, fancy meeting you again at a Nazi war-crimes trial) Showtime
8pm & 12am Modern Marvels (new ep) History Channel
8pm/11pm EST Crash (2004, Sandra Bullock, Matt Dillon) IFC
8:05 pm Imposter (2002, scientist is accused of being suicide momber android) Flix
TransSiberian (2008, strangers on a Russian train) Showtime #2
8:15 pm Role Models (R, 2008) Cinemax
8:30 pm Fast & Furious (2009, Vin Diesel powered) HBO
Inkheart (2009, Brendan Fraser brings fairy-tale characters to life) HBO #2
8:50 pm The Mummy Returns (2001 sequel, Brendan Fraser) Starz
9:00 PM Smoking Gun Presents Dumbest Criminals (new ep) TruTV
Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again (2004) CMT
I Do...I Did (2009 remake of My Favorite Wife) BET
Mirrors (2008 horror thriller) More Max
PRESTIGE, THE (2006, rival magicians obsessed with outdoing each other) SYFY
Rescue Dawn (2006, Christian Bale) Sundance Channel
9pm & 1am 1st 48/Manhunters/Alaska Task Force (new eps) A&E
9:45 pm Antibody (2002, Fantastic Voyage remake) Flix
10:00 pm The Mentalist (new ep, she's dying to find out who poisoned her) CBS
Archer (new ep) FX Channel
Commando (1985, Schwarzenegger vs. daughter's kidnappers) Cinemax
Junior (1994, Schwarzenegger as world's 1st pregnant man) HBO Family
10:05 pm The Bank Job (2008, they're in for a big surprise) Showtime
10:30 pm Ghost Town HBO #2
11pm/2am EST Hope & Crosby in Road to Singapore (1940, Dorothy Lamour) Turner Classic Movies
11:30 PM SUNSHINE SYFY
12:30/3:30 EST The Doctor & the Girl (Janet Leigh, Glenn Ford, 1950) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM FURNACE SYFY
3:30/6:30 EST 633 Squadron (Cliff Robertson, WW2 suicide mission) Turner Classic Movies
5:15/8:15 EST Love Has Many Faces (Lana Turner, Stefanie Powers, 1965) Turner Classic Movies
7:15/10:15 EST Psyche 59 (Curt Jurgens, 1964) Turner Classic Movies
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Fri 3/12/2010
8:00 am Star Trek Enterprise marathon 8am-5pm SYFY
9am/12pm EST The Collector (1965, disturbed young man stalks & kidnaps) Turner Classic Movies
11:15/2:15 EST Return From The Ashes (Maximilian Schell loves em & kills em) Turner Classic Movies
1:15/4:15 EST Walk, Don't Run (1966, woman & 2 men share apartment, Cary Grant) Turner Classic Movies
3:15/6:15 EST The Walking Stick (1970, Samantha Eggar) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST Wall Street (1987, greed is good) FOX Movie Channel
5pm/8pm EST The Beast From 20000 Fathams (1953, Ray Bradbury) Turner Classic Movies
followed by It Came From Beneath The Sea (1955, Ray Harryhausen) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm Pride & Glory (R, Ed Norton) Cinemax
The Bourne Identity & The Bourne Ultimatum (Matt Damon) USA Network
6:45 pm Basic Instinct (1992, Sharon Stone crosses her legs) More Max
7:00 pm Deep Blue Sea (1999, genetically-enhanced sharks attack) ION
Harriet the Spy HBO Family
Luck Of The Irish (2001, a teen finds out he's part leprechaun) Disney XD
7pm/10pm EST Wall Street (1987, greed is good) FOX Movie Channel
7:55 pm The Reader (fancy meeting you again at a Nazi war-crimes trial) Showtime
8:00 pm Ghost Whisperer & Medium & NUMB3RS (new eps) CBS
National Security (2003 comedy, Martin Lawrence) BET
Pale Rider (1985, Clint Eastwood, Michael Moriarty, Richard Kiel) American Movie Channel
Rush Hour 3 (2007, Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Max Von Sydow) TBS
13 Going On 30 (2004 fantasy, a girl wishes she was big) FX Channel
Uncorked (2010) Hallmark Channel
WALL-E (2008 animated, the world's last robot looks for humans) Encore
The Warrior Class (2005, Anson Mount, Robert Vaughn) The Movie Channel
8pm/11pm EST The Monster That Challenged The World (1957) Turner Classic Movies
8pm/11pm EST Hard Candy (2006, he seemed nice online) IFC
8:15 pm Who Framed Roger Rabbit (she's not bad, just drawn that way, 1988, Bob Hoskins) Cinemax
8:20 pm Step Brothers (2008 comedy, Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly) Starz
9:00 pm Caprica (new ep) SYFY
Dreamgirls (2006) TNT
Hard Target (1993, big-game hunter hunts humans, Joe Bob checked it out) G4/Tech TV
Notorious B.I.G. (2009 biopic) HBO #2
Shout (1991, John Travolta) HBO Family
9pm/12am EST Wall Street (1987, greed is good) FOX Movie Channel
9:30 pm The Virgin Suicides (R, 2000) Flix
9:30/12:30 EST Them (1954, giant ants attack, James Arness, James Whitmore) Turner Classic Movies
9:40 pm Jurassic Park 3 Encore
10:00 pm Spartacus (new ep) Starz
American Loggers (new ep) Discovery Channel
Most Haunted (new ep, a haunted 17th-century jail in Scotland) Travel Channel
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006, Uma Thurman as dumped girlfriend with super-powers) FX Channel
Slumdog Millionaire (2008) HBO Signature
Tropic Thunder (2008 director's cut, actors in a Vietnam war movie attacked for real) Cinemax
10:30 pm Kelly's Heroes (WW2 comedy, Clint Eastwood, Don Rickles, Telly Savalas) American Movie Channel
10:30/1:30 EST Smiley Face (what was in those brownies?) IFC
11:30/2:30 EST Shanks (1974, puppeteer uses human corpses as his puppets) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Mr. Sardonicus (1961, he smiles but he's no joker) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM INFECTED SYFY
5:30/8:30 EST The Harder They Fall (1956, Bogart) Turner Classic Movies
7:30/10:30 EST In Fast Company (1946, Bowery Boys comedy) Turner Classic Movies
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Sat 3/13/2010
9:00 AM SHARKS IN VENICE SYFY
11:00 AM SUPERGATOR SYFY
11am/2pm EST Will Penny (1968, Charlton Heston, Donald Pleasence) Turner Classic Movies
1:00 PM MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS SYFY
1pm/4pm EST True Grit (1969, John Wayne, Kim Darby) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 PM LAKE PLACID 2 SYFY
3:15/6:15 EST Ride The High Country (1962) Turner Classic Movies
5:00 PM SEA BEAST SYFY
5pm/8pm EST White Heat (psychotic James Cagney) "Top of the world, Ma!" Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST Broadcast News (1987, he only knows what's on the teleprompter) FOX Movie Channel
6:00 pm 007 in The Man With The Golden Gun (Christopher Lee & his mini-me) G4/Tech TV
Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones (2002) Spike
7:00 PM SPRING BREAK SHARK ATTACK (2005) SYFY
Bigger Than The Sky (2005) The Movie Channel
The Good Witch's Garden (2009) Hallmark Channel
Land Before Time 2 & 3 (cartoon dinosaurs) HBO Family
Miss Congeniality (2000, Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine) Family Channel
Scary Movie 3 Comedy Central
The 2 Mr. Kissels (2008, they're both dead now) Lifetime
Top Gun (1986, a past Monstervision feature, Tom Cruise) ION
7pm/10pm EST Dead Heat On A Merry-Go-Round (1966, James Coburn) Turner Classic Movies
7pm/10pm EST Broadcast News (1987, William Hurt, Holly Hunter, Albert Brooks) FOX Movie Channel
7:15 pm Rocker (an unemployed rock drummer joins a teen garage band) HBO Signature
7:25 pm Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008) Starz
7:30 pm Sex & the City: The Movie (2008) Cinemax
Dragonball Evolution (teen saves the world) More Max
8:00 pm Diary Of A Callgirl (new ep) Showtime
Cops (new ep) FOX
Enough (2002, battered wife revenge-fu, Jennifer Lopez, Billy Campbell) TNT
Hart's War (2002, Bruce Willis in WW2) Flix
Over The Hedge (2006 animated, Bruce Willis, William Shatner, Steve Carrell) ABC
Gangs Of New York (2002, Scorsese) American Movie Channel
Monsters Inc. (2001 animated, Billy Crystal, John Goodman) Encore
Monsters Vs. Aliens (2009 animated, Reese Witherspoon, Hugh Laurie) HBO
An Officer & a Gentleman (1982, Richard Gere, Debra Winger, Louis Gossett Jr) WE
The Punisher (2004, with John Travolta) FX Channel
Wanted (2008) HBO #2
8pm & 10pm Along Came Polly (2004, Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston) Oxygen
8pm/11pm EST American Psycho (2000, Christian Bale, Willem Dafoe) IFC
9:00 pm America's Most Wanted (new ep) FOX
Elevator Girl (2010) Hallmark Channel
Miss March (2009, your old girlfriend is a centerfold) More Max
Rush Hour 3 (Jackie Chan) TBS
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005) Spike
The Telling (2009) The Movie Channel
The Ugly Truth (2009) Starz
9pm & 1am DINOSHARK (from Roger Corman, the director of Dinocroc) SYFY
9pm/12am EST Broadcast News (1987, Jack Nicholson, Lois Chiles, Robert Prosky) FOX Movie Channel
9pm/12am EST Angela's Ashes (1999 drama) WGN
9pm/12am EST Fritz Lang's The Big Heat (Lee Marvin, Glenn Ford) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Heat Lightning (1934) Turner Classic Movies
9:30 pm Practical Magic (1998, Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman) Family Channel
Land Before Time 5 (animated) HBO Family
9:35 pm The Rock (Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage break into Alcatraz) Encore
9:45 pm Mummy: Tomb (2008 sequel, this time in China) HBO
10:00 pm Diary Of A Callgirl (new ep) Showtime #2
Slither (alien parasites take over a town) MTV
Taken (2008) Cinemax
10:05 pm Eye See You (2002) Flix
10:30 pm Close Your Eyes (what you don't know can't kill you) The Movie Channel
The Rock (Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage break into Alcatraz) Showtime #2
10:40 pm Bedtime Stories (what if they come true as you say them?) Starz
11:00 PM DINOCROC SYFY
Midnight Daylight Savings starts (turn your clocks sideways) SYFY
12am/3am EST The Heat's On (Mae West, 1943) Turner Classic Movies
4:00 AM HAMMERHEAD: SHARK FRENZY SYFY
4am/7am EST Congo Maisie (1940, Ann Sothern stranded in Africa) Turner Classic Movies
5:15/8:15 EST Duchess Of Idaho (Esther Williams, Lena Horne) Turner Classic Movies
7:15/10:15 EST Hope & Crosby in Road To Zanzibar (1941, Dorothy Lamour) Turner Classic Movies
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Sun 3/14/2010
9:00 am Twilight Zone ep, followed by movies SYFY
9am/12pm EST Hail The Conquering Hero (1944 comedy, Eddie Bracken) Turner Classic Movies
9:30 AM WHEN GOOD GHOULS GO BAD SYFY
11am/2pm EST All The King's Men (1949, Broderick Crawford, corrupt politics) Turner Classic Movies
11:30 AM JACK BROOKS MONSTER SLAYER SYFY
1:30 PM MY NAME IS BRUCE SYFY
3pm/6pm EST Where The Boys Are (Connie Francis, Yvette Mimeux, 1960) Turner Classic Movies
3:30 PM Tim Burton's THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS SYFY
5:00 PM REIGN OF FIRE SYFY
5pm/8pm EST God's Little Acre (Aldo Ray, Tina Louise, 1958) Turner Classic Movies
7:00 PM ULTRAVIOLET SYFY
7:15/10:15 EST For Those Who Think Young (Bob Denver, James Darren, 1964) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 PM CRANK SYFY
9pm/12am EST The Magician (1926, a devil worshiper) Turner Classic Movies
11:00 PM HIGHLANDER: THE SOURCE SYFY
11pm/2am EST Where The Hot Wind Blows (Gina Lollobrigida, 1960) Turner Classic Movies
1:15/4:15 EST Brute Force (1947, convicts plan a bloody escape) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM SS DOOMTROOPER SYFY
3am/6am EST Miss Pinkerton (Joan Blondell) Turner Classic Movies
4:15/7:15 EST Baby Face (Barbara Stanwyck sleeps her way to the top) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Female (1933) Turner Classic Movies
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Mon 3/15/2010
8:00 am Destination Truth 8am-4pm SYFY
9:15/12:15 EST Desirable (1934) Turner Classic Movies
12pm/3pm EST I Dream of Jeannie (2 eps) & Bewitched (2 eps) WGN (mon-fri)
3pm/6pm EST Dark Victory (Bogart, Bette Davis) Turner Classic Movies
5:00 pm Bewitched (2 eps) TV-Land (mon-fri)
5pm/8pm EST Boom Town (Clark Gable, Spencer Tracy, 1940) Turner Classic Movies
6:45 pm Heaven's Prisoners (1996, a past Monstervision feature) More Max
7:00 pm Ghost Whisperer 7pm-11pm SYFY
Fred Claus (2007, Santa's neer-do-well brother has to fill in) HBO Family
Temple Grandin (2010) HBO #2
7:15/10:15 EST The Prince & the Pauper (Errol Flynn, Claude Rains) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Penrod & his Twin Brother (1938) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm Sexy Ladies Show (new ep) G4/Tech TV
Chuck (new ep, guest star Robert Patrick) NBC
Something To Talk About (1995) American Movie Classics
Wolf (1994, Jack Nicholson as a werewolf in New York) Flix
9:00 pm 24 (new ep) FOX
Fast & Furious (2009, Vin Diesel) HBO
The Incredible Hulk (2008, Ed Norton) More Max
9pm & 1am American Pickers (new ep, New Orleans) History Channel
10:00 pm Law & Order (new ep) NBC
Damages (new ep) FX Channel
Kell On Earth (new ep) Bravo
Operation Repo (new ep) TruTV
Disaster Movie (2008 spoof of disaster movies) The Movie Channel
The Pacific (new, part 1 of miniseries starts with 1942 Guadalcanal) HBO #2
Taken (2008) Cinemax
Unibomber: The Secret History Nat Geo Channel
10:15 pm Impostor Flix
11:00 PM ANIME MONDAY (MONSTER/STREET FIGHTER ALPHA GENERATIONS) SYFY
11pm/2am EST The Great Lie (1941, Bette Davis) Turner Classic Movies
5:45/8:45 EST The Mind Reader (1933) Turner Classic Movies
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Tue 3/16/2010:
7am/10am EST The Clairvoyant (Claude Rains, Fay Wray) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 am Destination Truth 8am-5pm SYFY
1pm/4pm EST Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind Turner Classic Movies
3:30/6:30 EST Herbie Rides Again (1974) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST Kurosawa movie marathon: 5 movies in 12 hours Turner Classic Movies
7:00 pm Live Free Or Die Hard (2007, Bruce Willis) FX Channel
8:00 pm 007 in Tomorrow Never Dies (1997, Pierce Brosnan) G4/Tech TV
12 Monkeys (time-traveler tries to prevent world-wide plague, Bruce Willis) American Movie Classics
Frost/Nixon (2008, when the President does it, it's not illegal) HBO #2
Monsters Vs. Aliens (2009 animated spoof of 1950s scifi monster movies) HBO
The Reader (2008) Showtime
The Bank Job (2008, they're in for quite a surprise) Showtime #2
The Telling (2009) The Movie Channel
8pm & 12am Samurai (new, 2 hour) History Channel
9:00 pm The Great Outdoors (a past Monstervision feature) CMT
9:30 pm Disturbing Behavior (1998, a school where every teen is "perfect") The Movie Channel
10:00 pm Bad Girls Club (new ep) Oxygen
Valmont (R, 1989) Flix
10:40 pm Righteous Kill (R, DeNiro) Starz
11:00 PM MELTDOWN: DAYS OF DESTRUCTION SYFY
1:30/4:30 EST Kurosawa's I Live In Fear (1955, in the shadow of Hiroshima) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM GRIZZLY RAGE SYFY
3:15/6:15 EST Kurosawa's Scandal (1950, tabloid reporter starts trouble) Turner Classic Movies
5am/8am EST The Flying Irishman (1939, the story of Wrong-Way Corrigan) Turner Classic Movies
6:15/9:15 EST The Irish In Us (James Cagney, Irish family loves fights) Turner Classic Movies
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Wednesday 3/17/2010:
8:00 AM FAIRY TALE: A TRUE STORY SYFY
10:00 AM LEPRECHAUN 4: IN SPACE SYFY
12:00 PM LEPRECHAUN 3 SYFY
2:00 PM LEPRECHAUN 2 SYFY
4pm & 1am LEPRECHAUN SYFY
6:00 pm Ghost Hunters 6pm-10pm SYFY
6:20 pm Con Air (Nicolas Cage on a plane hijacked by convicts) Starz
6:45/9:45 EST Gold Diggers of 1933 Turner Classic Movies
7:00 pm Babylon AD (Vin Diesel) Cinemax
Speed Racer (2008, live-action with CGI) HBO Family
7:15 pm There Will Be Blood (2007) The Movie Channel
8:00 pm Scrubs (new ep) ABC
Biography: ABBA, Andy Gibb & Saturday Night Fever (1 hour each) Bio Channel
Human Target (new ep) FOX
Independence Day (Will Smith vs. UFO aliens) Family Channel
Jurassic Park 3 Encore
The Luck of the Irish (a teen learns he's half leprechaun) Disney Channel
Me, Myself & Irene (2000, Jim Carrey's not quite right) FX Channel
Outrage (2009) HBO #2
Red Planet (2000, Val Kilmer on Mars) American Movie Classics
8pm/11pm EST Ginger Snaps (cause she's a werewolf, 2000) IFC
8:18 pm Reign Of Fire (2002, humans vs. dragons, Christian Bale) Starz
8:30 pm Men In Black 2 (2002, intro by Peter Graves) Cinemax
8:30/11:30 EST Professional Sweetheart (1933, Ginger Rogers) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 pm Ghost Hunters (new ep) SYFY
Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again (2004, you might be a redneck) CMT
Most Daring & Most Shocking (new eps) TruTV
Twister (1996, Joe Bob & Mike Nelson of MST3000 checked it out) TNT
9pm & 1am MonsterQuest (new ep: Sasquatch) History Channel
9:15 pm Matinee (John Goodman comedy as eccentric director William Castle) HBO Family
9:35 pm Pineapple Express (2008, R) Encore
10:00 pm Law & Order Special Victims Unit (new ep) NBC
Destination Truth (new ep: Masada) SYFY
My Stepson, My Lover (1997, Terry O'Quinn) LMN
South Park (new ep) Comedy Central
Taken (2008) Cinemax
10pm & 2am Dog The Bounty Hunter/Billy the Exterminator (new eps) A&E
10pm/1am EST Rafter Romance (woman & 2 men share an apartment, 1934) Turner Classic Movies
10:30 pm The Terminator American Movie Classics
11:15/2:15 EST Carnival Boat (Ginger Rogers, 1932) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Suicide Fleet (Ginger Rogers, 1931) Turner Classic Movies
2am/5am EST Chance At Heaven (Ginger Rogers, spoofed in a Madonna musicvideo) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM LEPRECHAUN 2 SYFY
3:15/6:15 EST Joe E. Brown in The Tenderfoot (1932 comedy) Turner Classic Movies
followed by You Said A Mouthful (1932, Brown) Turner Classic Movies
6am/9am EST The Tip-Off (Ginger Rogers, 1932) Turner Classic Movies
7:15/10:15 EST Finishing School (Ginger Rogers, Billie Burke, 1934) Turner Classic Movies
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Thurs 3/18/2010
8:00 am Invasion marathon 8am-4pm SYFY
8:30/11:30 EST Everybody's Hobby (1939) Turner Classic Movies
9:30/12:30 EST The Body Disappears (1941 invisible man spoof, Edward Everett Horton) Turner Classic Movies
10:45/1:45 EST I Married An Angel (1942 fantasy) Turner Classic Movies
12:15/3:15 EST Faithful In My Fashion (1946, Donna Reed) Turner Classic Movies
1:45/4:45 EST Down To Earth (1947, Rita Hayworth as a goddess visiting Earth) Turner Classic Movies
3:30/6:30 EST Her Husband's Affairs (1947, Lucille Ball) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST My Darling Clementine (1946, Clantons vs. Wyatt Earp) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Gunfight At The OK Corral (1957, Kirk Douglas, DeForest Kelley) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 PM COLD CREEK MANOR (Dennis Quaid) SYFY
Sex & The City: The Movie (R) Cinemax
6:45 pm Coraline (stop-mation animated) HBO #2
7:00 pm Saturday Night Fever: Inside (4 hour, with John Travolta profile) Bio Channel
Get Smart (would you believe Steve Carrell) HBO
A Knight's Tale (2001) HBO Family
7:10 pm Obsessed (2009, watch out for the new temp) Starz
7:30 pm The Rock (1996, Sean Connery, Nicholas Cage break into Alcatraz) Showtime #2
8:00 pm FlashForward (new ep, 2 hour) ABC
Black Hawk Down (2001) Encore
Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004, Gary Oldman) Family Channel
Hotel Rwanda (2004, hotel manager hides people during holocaust in Africa) Sundance Channel
Legally Blonde (2001 comedy) TBS
One Hour Photo (2002, he's obsessed with the new family) MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN)
Pulp Fiction (Samuel L. Jackson, John Travolta, Uma Thurman, Harvey Keitel) American Movie Classics
Shade (2003) Flix
Zoolander (Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson) The Movie Channel
8pm & 12am Modern Marvels (new ep) History Channel
8:30 PM 28 DAYS LATER (2002, flesh-eating zombies take over London) SYFY
Monsters Vs. Aliens (2009 spoof of 1950s scifi monster movies) HBO #2
9:00 pm Smoking Gun Presents: Dumbest Criminals (new ep) TruTV
A Simple Twist Of Fate (1994, Steve Martin drama) Hallmark Channel
Predator (1987, Schwarzenegger, Carl Weathers, Jesse Ventura) Spike
9:05 pm Never Back Down (teen joins a fight club, 2008) Starz
9:15 pm Babe (fantasy, live-action & CGI) HBO Family
9:15/12:15 EST Hour Of The Gun (1967, Wyatt Earp mops up after the OK Corral) Turner Classic Movies
9:30 pm Witless Protection (2008, Larry The Cable Guy takes on the FBI) The Movie Channel
9:45 pm Hart's War (2002, Bruce Willis) Flix
10:00 pm Archer (new ep) FX Channel
The Bad Son (2007, the family that kills together stays together) LMN
Miss March (2009, your old girlfriend's now a centerfold) Cinemax
Stripped: Greg Friedler's Naked Las Vegas (2010) Showtime
10pm & 2am Manhunters (new eps) A&E
10:30 pm Fargo (a past Monstervision feature) Encore
Fear (R, 1996) HBO #2
10:30/1:30 EST LoudQuietLoud (the 2004 Pixies reunion) IFC
11pm/2am EST Masterson of Kansas (1954, Sheriff Bat Masterson, dir: Wm. Castle) Turner Classic Movies
12:30/3:30 EST Dodge City (1939, Errol Flynn) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM I AM OMEGA SYFY
3am/6am EST Private Screenings: Robert Mitchum/Jane Russell (1996 interview) Turner Classic Movies
3:45/6:45 EST The Las Vegas Story (Jane Russell, Vincent Price) Turner Classic Movies
5:15/8:15 EST Meet Me In Las Vegas (1956, Cyd Charisse, Agnes Moorehead) Turner Classic Movies
7:15/8:15 EST Any Number Can Play (1949, Clark Gable) Turner Classic Movies
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Fri 3/19/2010:
8:00 am Moonlight marathon 8am-4pm SYFY
9:15/12:15 EST All Through The Night (1942, Bogart) Turner Classic Movies
11:15/2:15 EST The Great Sinner (1949, Gregory Peck, gambling addict) Turner Classic Movies
1:15/4:15 EST Macao (Robert Mitchum, Jane Russell, 1952) Turner Classic Movies
2:45/5:45 EST A Big Hand for the Little Lady (1966, Henry Fonda) Turner Classic Movies
6:30 pm Hand That Rocks The Cradle (Rebecca DeMornay as a psycho baby sitter) Showtime
7:00 pm The Clearing (2004, beware fired employees) ION
ET: The Extra-Terrestrial HBO Family
Terror Castle Disney XD
Wolf (Jack Nicolson as a werewolf in New York) Flix
7:15 pm Grey Gardens (2009) HBO Signature
7:30 pm Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) Family Channel
The Dark Knight (2008) Cinemax
Miss March (2009, your old girlfriend's now a centerfold) More Max
8:00 pm Who Do You Think You Are? (new ep) NBC
The Devil Wears Prada (2006) FX Channel
My Best Friend's Girl (2008) Showtime #2
Uncle P (2007) BET
8pm/11pm EST Can-Can (1960, Shirley MacLaine in 1890s Paris) FOX Movie Channel
8pm/11pm EST 24 Hour Party People (2002) IFC
8pm & 10:30pm Bad Boys 2 Bravo
8:30 pm Superhero Movie (2008) Showtime
The Ugly Truth (2009) Starz
9:00 pm The Singing Bee (new ep) CMT
Caprica (new ep) SYFY
Curse Of Jade (Woody Allen) HBO Family
Elevator Girl (2010) Hallmark Channel
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008 comedy) HBO #2
Requiem For A Dream (2000) Flix
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (new ep, animated) Cartoon Network
Sahara (2005, the plot's just as dry) TBS
Taken (2008) More Max
Training Day (2001, Denzel Washington) HBO Signature
10:00 pm Spartacus (new ep, a nobelwoman wants his favors) Starz
Crossroads (Jimmy Buffett, Zac Brown) CMT
Diary Of A Callgirl (2 eps) Showtime
Day The Earth Stood Still (2008 remake, aliens are upset by global warming) Cinemax
Dawn Of The Dead (zombies terrorize people) MTV
The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) The Movie Channel
The Haunted (an abandoned hospital) Animal Planet
The Opposite Of Sex (1998 comedy) Sundance Channel
10:30/1:30 EST Can-Can (1960, Shirley MacLaine in 1890s Paris) FOX Movie Channel
11pm/2am EST Kitten With A Whip (a past Mystery Science Theater 3000 feature) Turner Classic Movies
12:30/3:30 EST Caged (1950, a harsh women's prison) Turner Classic Movies
2:15/5:15 EST short: Booked For Safekeeping (how to arrest the mentally confused) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM LARVA SYFY
3am/6am EST Destination Tokyo (1943, Cary Grant, Alan Hale) Turner Classic Movies
5:30/8:30 EST Kiss Me Deadly (1955, Mike Hammer, Cloris Leachman) Turner Classic Movies
7:30/10:30 EST The Bowery Boys in Bowery Bombshell (1946) Turner Classic Movies
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Sat 3/20/2010
9:00 AM CROW 3: SALVATION SYFY
9am/12pm EST The Outlaw (1943, Jane Russell, dir: Howard Hughes) Turner Classic Movies
11:00 AM Bewitched (8-hour marathon) TV-Land (Sat-Sun)
CROW, THE SYFY
11am/2pm EST Stalag 17 (1953, William Holden, Peter Graves) Turner Classic Movies
followed by 12 Angry Men (1957, Lee J. Cobb, Henry Fonda, E.G. Marshall) Turner Classic Movies
1:00 PM SERENITY SYFY
3:30 PM TOTAL RECALL SYFY
5pm/8pm EST The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975, let's do the time-warp again) FOX Movie Channel
6:00 PM ALIENS (Sigourney Weaver sequel) SYFY
6pm/9pm EST Hitchcock's Spellbound (could Gregory Peck be the killer?) Turner Classic Movies
6:30 pm Love For Sale (2008, older women hire him) BET
Temple Gradin HBO #2
7:00 pm Marley & Me (2008) HBO Signature
Monsters Vs. Aliens (animated spoof of 1950s scifi movies) HBO Family
Lethal Weapon (1987, Mel Gibson) ION
Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants (2005 comedy) Lifetime
Uncle Buck (John Candy as a bachelor who has to look after teens for a week) VH-1
7pm/10pm EST The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975 horror spoof, Tim Curry) FOX Movie Channel
7:30 pm Harry Potter & the Goblet Of Fire (2005, the 4th movie) Family Channel
Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs (classic 1937 Disney animation) Disney Channel
8:00 pm Cops & America's Most Wanted (new eps) FOX
Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past (2009, a womanizer gets the Dickens) HBO
The Fast & the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006, Bow Wow) TBS
Half-Baked (1998, potheads decide to sell pot to raise bail for a friend) E! Entertainment TV
The Karate Kid (1984, Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita) Encore
The Simpsons Movie (2007, with Spider-Pig) FX Channel
Street Kings (2008, Keanu Reeves) Cinemax
Traffic (2000, drug mules) American Movie Classics
TransSiberian (2008 thriller, Woody Harrelson on a foreign train) Showtime #2
8pm/11pm EST Kurt Cobain: About A Son (2007) IFC
8pm/11pm EST Lawrence Of Arabia (1962, Peter O'Toole, Omar Sharif) Turner Classic Movies
8:05 pm Rollerball (2002 remake) Flix
8:30 pm Journey To The Center of the Earth (2008, Brendan Frasier) HBO #2
9:00 PM Haunted History (Caribbean tales) Bio Channel
ATL (2006) BET
Healing Hands (2010, a janitor walks the green mile) Hallmark Channel
Imposter (2002) Flix
Mulan (1998 animated, Ming-Na Wen, Eddie Murphy) Disney Channel
The Nanny Diaries (2007) Lifetime
Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987 comedy, Steve Martin, John Candy on the road) More Max
Planet Of The Apes (2001 remake) HBO Family
SCREAMERS: THE HUNTING (2008 sequel, the survivors contact Earth but are they still human?) SYFY
Soul Men (2008, Samuel L. Jackson) Showtime
The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3 (2009 remake) Starz
Titanic: The Final Secret (Bob Ballard's 1985 discovery of the wreck) Nat Geo Channel
Undead Or Alive (2007, a posse of zombies in the old West) The Movie Channel
Yes Man (2008, Jim Carrey can't say no for a year) HBO Signature
9pm/12am EST The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975 horror spoof with Dr. Frankenfurter) FOX Movie Channel
9pm/12am EST The Ruling Class (1972, Peter O'Toole) Turner Classic Movies
9:30 pm Jeff Dunham: Spark Of Insanity Special Comedy Central
10:00 pm Psychic Kids (a haunted whaling ship) Bio Channel
The Bank Job (2008, they're in for a big surprise) Showtime #2
Castle (a dead nanny inside the laundry dryer) ABC
Deep Blue Sea (1999, genetically enhanced sharks run amuck) MTV
Fighting (2009) Cinemax
Grandma's Boy (2006, Shirley Jones) FX Channel
The Man Who Fell To Earth (1976, David Bowie as a strange alien) Sundance Channel
Rush Hour 3 (2007, Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker vs. triads in Paris) TBS
Trust (2008) LMN
10pm & 2am Crime Wave: 18 Months of Mayhem (years 1933-1934) History Channel
10:10 pm The Karate Kid 2 (with a score to settle in the parking lot) Encore
10:30 pm Dreamgirls TNT
10:35 pm Killer Movie (2008) The Movie Channel
11:00 PM SCREAMERS (if you hear them it's too late) SYFY
11:45/2:45 EST Lord Jim (1965, Peter O'Toole, James Mason) Turner Classic Movies
1:00 AM ALONE IN THE DARK SYFY
3:00 AM VENOM SYFY
3am/6am EST Girl of the Golden West (Jeanette MacDonald, Buddy Ebsen) Turner Classic Movies
5:30/8:30 EST Ma & Pa Kettle (1949, hillbillie family wins a high-tech house) Turner Classic Movies
7am/10am EST Midnight (1939) Turner Classic Movies
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Sun 3/21/2010:
9:00 AM SHOWDOWN AT AREA 51 SYFY
9am/12pm EST The Man In The Iron Mask (1939, dir: James Whale) Turner Classic Movies
11:00 AM Bewitched (8-hour marathon continues) TV-Land
HEATSTROKE SYFY
11am/2pm EST Swiss Family Robinson (1960, castaways vs. pirates) Turner Classic Movies
1:00 PM TOTAL RECALL SYFY
3pm/6pm EST Born Yesterday (1950, Judy Holliday) Turner Classic Movies
3:30 PM ALIENS (Alien 2) SYFY
4:30 pm Harry Potter & the Goblet Of Fire (2005, the 4th movie) Family Channel
5pm/8pm EST The Outrage (Paul Newman, Edward G. Robinson, 1964) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST 007 in You Only Live Twice (1967, Sean Connery) BBC America
5:15 pm True Lies (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) CMT
5:50 pm Donnie Brasco (R, 1997) Flix
6:00 pm Hand That Rocks The Cradle (Rebecca DeMornay as a psycho baby sitter) Showtime
The Lucky Ones (R, 2008) Showtime #2
Rush Hour 3 (2007, Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker vs. triads in Paris) TBS
6:05 pm Purple Rain (R, starring the artist formerly known as Prince) Encore
6:15 pm Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past (2009, a womanizer gets the Dickens) HBO
Lovin' Molly (1974, Anthony Perkins) The Movie Channel
6:15/9:15 EST RoboCop (1987, the future of law enforcement) IFC
6:30 PM MUTANT CHRONICLES (2008) SYFY
Babylon AD (2008, Vin Diesel) Cinemax
6:45 pm 40 Days & 40 Nights (2002) Starz
7:00 pm 10000 BC (2008, Jack Black as a slacker caveman) More Max
Babe (1995 fantasy, live-action & CGI) HBO Family
Grandma's Boy (2006, Shirley Jones) FX Channel
The Mummy (1999, we are in serious trouble) American Movie Classics
The Onion Movie (2008, The Onion spoof news media) G4/Tech TV
Slumdog Millionaire (2008) HBO Signature
Top Gun (1986, a past Monstervision feature, Tom Cruise) ION
The Valley Of Light (2007) Hallmark Channel
Without A Paddle (2004, Seth Green) Comedy Central
7pm/10pm EST The Magnificent 7 (Bronson, Yul Brynner, Steve McQueen, Robt. Vaughn) Turner Classic Movies
7:30/10:30 EST 007 in You Only Live Twice (1967, Sean Connery) BBC America
7:30/10:30 EST Broadcast News (William Hurt only knows what's on the teleprompter) FOX Movie Channel
7:40/10:40 EST Instant Replay (new ep) WGN
8:00 pm The Simpsons & The Cleveland Show (new eps) FOX
Disaster Movie (2008 spoof of disaster movies) The Movie Channel
Eye See You (R, 2002) Flix
Fighting (2009) Cinemax
Mom At 16 (2005) & She's Too Young (2004) LMN
Harry Potter & the Order Of The Phoenix (2007) Family Channel
Raising Arizona (1987, Nicolas Cage) Encore
8pm & 10pm The 300 (2007) TBS
8pm/11pm EST Kill Bill 1 & 2 (Tarantino, Uma Thurman, David Carradine) IFC
8:26 pm Hancock (2008, alcoholic superhero needs PR makeover) Starz
8:30 pm Harriet The Spy (1996) HBO Family
9:00 PM The Pacific (new ep, Guadalcanal) HBO
Basic Instinct (1992, Sharon Stone crosses her legs) More Max
Halloween (2007 remake) Spike
Healing Hands (2010, a janitor walks the green mile) Hallmark Channel
Hot Rod (2007 comedy) Comedy Central
Inkheart (2009, what if bedtime stories came to life as you read?) HBO #2
KING ARTHUR (2004, Clive Owen) SYFY
9pm & 1am Gene Simmons/Kirstie Alley (new eps) A&E
9:15/12:15 EST Buster Keaton in Our Hospitality (1923, they're a-feuding) Turner Classic Movies
9:30 pm Zoolander (2001, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson) The Movie Channel
9:35 pm Pee-wee's Big Adventure (a past Monstervision feature) Encore
10:00 pm Cold Case (new ep) CBS
Breaking Bad (new ep) American Movie Classics
Castle (new ep, they track a serial killer, part 1 of 2) ABC
Hellboy 2: The Golden Army (2008) Cinemax
10pm & 2am Ax Men (new ep) History Channel
10pm/1am EST 007 in You Only Live Twice (1967, Sean Connery) BBC America
10pm/1am EST Romancing The Stone (1984 comedy, Kathleen Turner, Danny DeVito) FOX Movie Channel
11pm/2am EST Mafioso (1962, a factory worker in Sicily gets mixed up with the Mob) Turner Classic Movies
11:30 PM DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: WRATH OF THE DRAGON GOD SYFY
1am/4am EST Some Like It Hot (Marilyn Monroe, Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon) Turner Classic Movies
2:00 AM DRAGON DYNASTY SYFY
3:15/6:15 EST Take The High Ground (1953, Richard Widmark, Karl Malden) Turner Classic Movies
5am/8am EST Fear Strikes Out (1957, Anthony Perkins) Turner Classic Movies
6:45/9:45 EST Time Limit (1957, Richard Widmark, Richard Basehart) Turner Classic Movies
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Mon 3/22/2010:
8:00 am The X-Files marathon 8am-2pm SYFY
8:30/11:30 EST All Fall Down (1962, Angela Lansbury, dir: Frankenheimer) Turner Classic Movies
10:30/1:30 EST Birdman Of Alcatraz (Burt Lancaster, Telly Savalas, 1962) Turner Classic Movies
12pm/3pm EST I Dream of Jeannie (2 eps) & Bewitched (2 eps) WGN (mon-fri)
1pm/4pm EST The Cincinnati Kid (Steve McQueen, Edward G. Robinson, 1965) Turner Classic Movies
3pm/6pm EST Matt Helm in Murderer's Row (1966) Turner Classic Movies
5:00 pm Bewitched (2 eps) TV-Land (mon-fri)
5pm/8pm EST Philip Marlowe in The Big Sleep (1946, Bogart) Turner Classic Movies
7:00 pm Ghost Whisperer 7pm-11pm SYFY
7pm/10pm EST The Maltese Falcon (Bogart, Greenstreet, Peter Lorre) Turner Classic Movies
9pm/12am EST The Shootist (1976, John Wayne, James Stewart) Turner Classic Movies
11:00 PM MONSTER/MACROSS PLUS (ANIME MONDAY 11pm-1am) SYFY
11pm/2am EST Stagecoach (1939, John Wayne's 1st big movie role) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Directed By John Ford (updated 1971 profile, Orson Welles) Turner Classic Movies
3am/6am EST Kurosawa all-day movie marathon (1943-1970 movies) Turner Classic Movies
6am/9am EST The Men Who Tread On The Tiger's Tail (1945, set in medieval Japan) Turner Classic Movies
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Tues 3/23/2010
8:00 AM DECOYS 2: ALIEN SEDUCTION SYFY
10:00 AM CAVED IN: PREHISTORIC TERROR SYFY
12:00 PM ATTACK OF THE SABRETOOTH SYFY
2:00 PM WARBIRDS (female WW2 pilots vs. flying dinosaurs) SYFY
12:30/3:30 EST Drunken Angel (1948) Turner Classic Movies
2:30/5:30 EST Stray Dog (1945) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST Kurosawa's Rashomon (1950) Turner Classic Movies
6:30/9:30 EST The 7 Samurai (1954, Kurosawa) Turner Classic Movies
7:00 pm Nell (Jodie Foster as a grownup wild child living in the woods) HBO Signature
7:15/10:15 EST Daddy & Them (R, 2001) IFC
8:00 pm The World's Smallest Girl Nat Geo Channel
Mermaid Girl: The Last 6 Months TLC
Charlie & the Chocolate Factory (2005 remake of Willy Wonka) Disney Channel
Ghost Town (2008) HBO #2
John Grisham's The Pelican Brief (1993) American Movie Classics
Shoot To Kill (1988) Cinemax
9:00 pm Lost (new ep) ABC
Bedtime Stories (2008, what if they came true as you read them?) Starz
Fighting (2009) More Max
Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past (2009) HBO
Urban Cowboy (1980) CMT
9pm/12am EST Romancing The Stone (1984, Kathleen Turner, Danny DeVito) FOX Movie Channel
9:30 pm 7 Girlfriends (1999) Flix
10:00 pm V, The Arrival (recap of the last 4 eps) ABC
Happy Days 20th Anniversary Reunion Bio Channel
Michael Vick Project (new ep) BET
Black Hawk Down (2001) Encore
Indecent Proposal (1993) LMN
Temple Grandin HBO Family
10pm/1am EST Kurosawa's Yojimbo (1961, the samurai with no name comes into town) Turner Classic Movies
10pm/1am EST Doctor Who (5th season episode) BBC America
11:00 PM DUNWICH HORROR, THE SYFY
12am/3am EST Kurosawa's Sanjuro (1962, a fistful of samuri) Turner Classic Movies
1:45/4:45 EST Kurosawa's Dodes'Ka-Den (1970, slum dwellers fight for survival) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM MANEATER SYFY
4:45/7:45 EST The Blob (1958, classic scifi/monster movie) Turner Classic Movies
6:15/9:15 EST Never So Few (Gina Lollobrigida, Steve McQueen) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Nevada Smith (1966, Steve McQueen) Turner Classic Movies
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Wed 3/24/2010
8:00 AM SANDS OF OBLIVION SYFY
10:00 AM FRANKENFISH SYFY
10:45/1:45 EST The Reivers (1969, Steve McQueen) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Le Mans (1971, Steve McQueen) Turner Classic Movies
12:00 PM KRAKEN: TENTACLES OF THE DEEP SYFY
2:00 PM CROC SYFY
2:45/5:45 EST Junior Bonner (1972, Steve McQueen, Ida Lupino) Turner Classic Movies
4:30/7:30 EST Quintin Tarantino (2008 profile/interview) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST Vivacious Lady (Ginger Rogers, Jimmy Stewart) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Bachelor Mother (Ginger Rogers, David Niven) Turner Classic Movies
6:20 pm Tears Of The Sun (R, Bruce Willis) Starz
6:30 pm TransSiberian (R, suspense on a foreign train) Showtime #2
7:00 pm Lassie HBO Family
7:30 pm Taken (2008) More Max
O Brother Where Art Thou? (2000, The Odyssey set in 1930s Mississippi) Family Channel
8:00 pm Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains (new ep) CBS
Biography: Chris Farley Bio Channel
Human Target (new ep) FOX
Agent Cody Banks (2003) Disney Channel
Blow (R, 2001, Johnny Depp) Encore
Boyz N the Hood (1991) BET
Penitentiary (R, 1979) Flix
Volcano (1997, Mike checked it out) American Movie Classics
8pm & 10:30pm Fantastic Four 2: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (disappointing sequel) FX Channel
8pm/11pm EST Oliver Stone's Platoon (1986) IFC
8:15 pm John Carpenter's Ghosts Of Mars (2001) Cinemax
8:15/11:15 EST Stage Door (Ginger Rogers, Katherine Hepburn, 1937) Turner Classic Movies
8:27 pm Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) Starz
9:00 pm Mythbusters (new ep) Discovery Channel
Biography: Rodney Dangerfield (2 hour) Bio Channel
Ghost Hunters & Destination Truth (new eps) SYFY
Disturbia (2007 remake of Rear Window) TNT
Diary Of Anne Frank (1980 remake) HBO Family
Fatal Attraction (1987, she won't be ignored) HBO Signature
Most Daring & Most Shocking (new eps) TruTV
Road House 2 (2006) CMT
9pm & 1am MonsterQuest (new ep, where wolf?) History Channel
9:30 pm Undead Or Alive (2007, zombies in the old West) The Movie Channel
10:00 pm South Park (new ep) Comedy Central
Law & Order Special Victims Unit (new ep) NBC
Fighting (2009) Cinemax
10pm & 2am Dog The Bounty Hunter/Billy the Exterminator (new eps) A&E
10pm/1am EST Having Wonderful Time (Ginger Rogers, Lucille Ball) Turner Classic Movies
followed by 5th Avenue Girl (Ginger Rogers, 1939) Turner Classic Movies
10:30 pm Eraserhead Sundance Channel
Escape From Los Angeles (Kurt Russell, Pam Grier, Peter Fonda) American Movie Classics
12:45/3:45 EST In Person (Ginger Rogers, 1935) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Twenty Million Sweethearts (Ginger Rogers, Dick Powell) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM DEAD LIKE ME (2008) SYFY
4am/7am EST Upper World (Ginger Rogers, 1934) Turner Classic Movies
5:15/8:15 EST Romance In Manhattan (Ginger Rogers) Turner Classic Movies
6:45/9:45 EST Star Of Midnight (Ginger Rogers as a kidnapped actress) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Perfect Strangers (Ginger Rogers, 1950) Turner Classic Movies
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Thurs 3/25/2010
9:00 AM JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH SYFY
10am/1pm EST Pygmalion (1938, the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain) Turner Classic Movies
11:00 AM MUTANT CHRONICLES SYFY
1:30 PM 10.5 APOCALYPSE (4 hour) SYFY
5:30 PM IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE SYFY
6:15 pm Australia (2008 pre-WW2 drama) HBO Signature
6:30 pm Grease (1978, John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John) VH-1
7:00 pm The Uninvited (an evil stepmother) Cinemax
Secret Life of Bees (set in 1960s) HBO Family
7:30 pm Field Of Dreams (1989, if you build it he will come) VS.
7:40 pm Hancock (2008, Will Smith as an alcoholic superhero) Starz
7:55 pm Twilight (2008, teen vampire romance) Showtime #2
8:00 pm FlashForward (new ep) ABC
Vampire Diaries & Supernatural (new eps) CW (formerly WB)
Booty Call (1997, Jamie Foxx, Tommy Davidson, Vivica Fox) Encore
Date Movie (2006 lame spoof of romance movies) MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN)
Mean Girls (2004, Lindsay Lohan) TBS
Monsters Vs. Aliens (2009 animated spoof of 1950s scifi/monster movies) HBO
The Parent Trap (1998, wasn't Lindsay Lohan cute back then?) Family Channel
Pitch Black (2000, Vin Diesel powered scifi) American Movie Classics
The Virgin Suicides (2000, R) Flix
8pm & 12am PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST SYFY
8pm & 12am Modern Marvels (new ep) History Channel
8pm & 10:30pm Night At The Museum (2006, Ben Stiller, Robin Williams, Dick Van Dyke) FX Channel
8pm/11pm EST White Men Can't Jump (1992, Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson) FOX Movie Channel
8:05/11:05 EST The Boondock Saints (Willem Dafoe, Sean Patrick Flanery, 1999) IFC
8:30 pm Taken (2008) Cinemax
Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past (2009, womanizer gets the Dickens) HBO #2
9:00 pm Smoking Gun Presents: Dumbest Criminals (new ep) TruTV
Biography: Stevie Wonder & Tina Turner (1 hour each) Bio Channel
Changeling (2008, that's not my child) More Max
First Blood (1982, Stallone, Richard Crenna) Spike
A Low Down Dirty Shame (1994, Keenan Ivory Wayans spoofs 1970s blaxploitation movies) BET
Soul Men (2008, Samuel L. Jackson, Bernie Mac) Showtime
9pm & 1am 1st 48/Manhunters (new eps) A&E
9:20 pm Step Brothers (2008 comedy, Will Ferrell) Starz
9:30 pm Apollo 13 (1995, Tom Hanks: Houston, we have a problem) HBO Family
10:00 pm The Marriage Ref (new ep: Jerry Seinfeld, Kelly Ripa, Alec Baldwin) NBC
Awake (wouldn't it be terrible to wake up during your surgery?) The Movie Channel
Babylon AD (2008, Vin Diesel) Cinemax
Get Smart (would you believe Steve Carrell) HBO Signature
Wonder Boys (R, 2000, Michael Douglas) Flix
10pm/1am EST Terror Train (1980, Jamie Lee Curtis) FOX Movie Channel
10pm/1am EST Bullet (1996 remake) IFC
10:30 pm Red Planet American Movie Classics
1am/4am EST The Pumpkin Eater (1964, James Mason, Anne Bancroft, Peter Finch) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM LAST SENTINEL, THE SYFY
3:30/6:30 EST Ambush (1949, white woman captured by Apaches) Turner Classic Movies
5am/8am EST A Life Of Her Own (1950, Lana Turner, Ray Milland) Turner Classic Movies
7am/10am EST Side Street (1950, mailman steals shipment of Mob money) Turner Classic Movies
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Fri 3/26/2010
8:30/11:30 EST No Questions Asked (1951) Turner Classic Movies
9:30 AM IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE SYFY
10am/1pm EST Night Into Morning (1951, Ray Milland, Nancy Davis) Turner Classic Movies
11:30/2:30 EST The Asphalt Jungle (1950, Marilyn Monroe) Turner Classic Movies
12:00 pm Caprica 10 hour marathon Noon-10pm SYFY
1:30/4:30 EST Johnny Guitar (1954, Joan Crawford) Turner Classic Movies
3:30/6:30 EST Suddenly (1954, presidential assassins take over a home) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST Jason & the Argonauts (1963) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm Shallow Hal (fantasy) FX Channel
6:55 pm Twilight (2008, teen vampire romance) Showtime
7:00 pm Lethal Weapon (1987, Mel Gibson) ION (formerly PAX)
Journey to the Center of the Earth (Brendan Frasier) HBO Family
7pm/10pm EST Clash Of The Titans (1981, a past Monstervision feature) Turner Classic Movies
7pm/10pm EST The Order (2002) IFC
7:15 pm 17 Again (2009 remake) HBO #2
7:45 pm A Beautiful Mind (2001, Russell Crowe) Cinemax
8:00 pm Who Do You Think You Are? (new ep, Matthew Broderick) NBC
8:30 pm There's Something About Mary (1998, Ben Stiller, Cameron Diaz) FX Channel
9:00 pm Caprica (new ep) SYFY
9:15/12:15 EST Golden Voyage Of Sinbad (1973 fantasy, a past Monstervision movie) Turner Classic Movies
10:00 pm Spartacus (new ep) Starz
3:00 AM RAPTOR ISLAND SYFY
3:45 EST Hot Rods To Hell (1967, Roger Corman) Turner Classic Movies
5:30 EST safety short: Shake Hands With Danger Turner Classic Movies
7:30/10:30 EST The Bowery Boys in Spook Busters (1946) Turner Classic Movies
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Sat 3/27/2010
9:00 AM LOCUSTS SYFY
11:00 AM ROCK MONSTER SYFY
11am/2pm EST Monty Walsh (1970, Jack Palance, Lee Marvin) Turner Classic Movies
1:00 PM GRENDEL SYFY
1pm/4pm EST She Wore A Yellow Ribbon (1949, John Wayne tries to prevent an Indian war) Turner Classic Movies
3pm & 3am OGRE SYFY
3pm/6pm EST Sands Of Iow Jima (1949, John Wayne) Turner Classic Movies
5:00 PM HELLHOUNDS SYFY
5pm/8pm EST Gigi (1958, Leslie Caron, Maurice Chevalier) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST The Vanishing (1993 remake, Kiefer Sutherland, Jeff Bridges) FOX Movie Channel
6:00 pm Home Alone 2 Family Channel
6:10 pm Hellboy 2: The Golden Army (2008) Cinemax
6:15 pm Spider-Man HBO
7:00 PM CARNY (a real monster escapes from a carny sideshow) SYFY
Coraline (2009, from the animators of Nightmare Before Christmas) HBO Family
Daredevil (2003, a blind superhero) ION
Eagle Eye (2008) More Max
7pm/10pm EST The Vanishing (1993 remake, Kiefer Sutherland) FOX Movie Channel
7:05 pm You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008 comedy) Starz
7:15 pm Angel Eyes (2001) HBO Signature
7:30 pm Lean On Me (1989 drama, Morgan Freeman) BET
Zoolander (2001 comedy) The Movie Channel
8:00 pm V (2 eps) ABC
Cops (new ep) FOX
007 in Tomorrow Never Dies (1997, Pierce Brosnan) G4/Tech TV
Baby Mama (2008 comedy, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler) HBO #2
Donnie Brasco (1997, Pacino as an aging mobster) Flix
A League Of Their Own (Tom Hanks comedy, a past Monstervision feature) Encore
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003, Sean Connery, Captain Nemo, a vampira) American Movie Classics
Live Once Die Twice (2006, two women hunt down their bigamist husband) LMN
The Reader (2008, fancy meeting you at a war crimes trial) Showtime #2
8pm & 12am The Andromeda Strain (4 hour, a deadly plague crashes to Earth) A&E
8pm/11pm EST 007 in Goldfinger (1964, Sean Connery) BBC America
8:15 pm What Happens In Vegas (2008, Cameron Diaz) Cinemax
8:30 pm Gran Torino (2008, Clint Eastwood doesn't like punks) HBO
Independence Day (Will Smith vs. invaders from space, Mike checked it out) Family Channel
8:30/11:30 EST Phone Booth (2002, Kiefer Sutherland) WGN
9:00 pm America's Most Wanted (New ep) FOX
Angels & Demons (2009 sequel to The Da Vinci Code, Tom Hanks) Starz
17 Again (2009 remake) HBO Family
Saw 5 (2008, somebody make them stop) Showtime
Snoop Dogg's Hood Of Horror (2006, horror trilogy from the crypt) The Movie Channel
Terminator 2: Judgement Day "Come with me if you want to live!" TBS
9pm & 1am NAME THAT SYFY MOVIE: DARK RELIC (2010, knights vs. a demon) SYFY
9pm/12am EST Julie (1956, stewardess must land plane, Doris Day) Turner Classic Movies
9pm/12am EST The Vanishing (1993 remake, Kiefer Sutherland) FOX Movie Channel
10:00 pm Malcolm X (1992, Denzel Washington) BET
Halloween (2007, Rob Zombie's gory remake) Spike
House Of The Devil (the babysitting job from hell) MTV
Superbad FX Channel
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) Cinemax
10:10 pm The Shawshank Redemption (1994, a past Monstervision feature) Encore
10:15 pm Striptease (R, Demi Moore as a working it mother) Flix
10:30 pm Midnight Movie (R, 2008) The Movie Channel
Superman Returns American Movie Classics
10:30/1:30 EST The Negotiator (1998, Samuel L. Jackson) WGN
11:00 PM MONSTER ARK (the one Noah didn't tell anyone about) SYFY
7:30/10:30 EST The Bitter Tea of General Yen (Barbara Stanwyck falls for a warlord) Turner Classic Movies
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Sun 3/28/2010
9am/12pm EST Light In The Piazza (George Hamilton, Olivia deHavilland) Turner Classic Movies
10:00 am Merlin (season 1 marathon 10am-11pm) SYFY
11am/2pm EST Sunset Blvd. (1950, narrated by a floating corpse) Turner Classic Movies
1pm/4pm EST The Snake Pit (1948, woman held in a corrupt mental institution) Turner Classic Movies
3pm/6pm EST To Sir With Love (1967) Turner Classic Movies
4:30 pm Pearl Harbor (2001) Starz
5:00 pm Catch Me If You Can TNT
5pm/8pm EST 007 in Goldfinger (1964, Sean Connery) BBC America
5pm/8pm EST The Egg & I (Fred MacMurray, 1st Ma & Pa Kettle movie) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST The Can-Can (1960, Shirley MacLaine working it in Paris) FOX Movie Channel
5:25 pm Twins (comedy, a past Monstervision feature, Schwarzenegger, DeVito) More Max
5:30 pm Terminator 2: Judgement Day "Come with me if you want to live!" TBS
5:35 pm What Women Want (Mel Gibson hears women's thoughts but can't turn it off) Showtime #2
6:00 pm American Pie (we'll just tell your mother we ate it) Comedy Central
Live Free Or Die Hard (2007, Bruce Willis) FX Channel
Mummy: Tomb (sequel in China, where mummies react to cats like vampires to crucifix) HBO
Wolf (R, Jack Nicholson as a successful werewolf in New York) Flix
6:05 pm Street Kings (2008, Keanu Reeves) Cinemax
The Lucky Ones (2008) Showtime
6:15 pm The Kingdom (2008) The Movie Channel
6:20 pm Monsters Inc. (animated comedy, Billy Crystal, John Goodman) Encore
7:00 pm The Fugitive (1993, Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones) American Movie Classics
Get Smart (2008, would you believe Steve Carell?) HBO Signature
National Security (2003 action comedy, Martin Lawrence) BET
Return Of The Dragon (1974, Bruce Lee) G4/Tech TV
Speed Racer (live-action & CGI) HBO Family
7pm/10pm EST George Washington Slept Here (1942, Jack Benny moves to Hooterville) Turner Classic Movies
7:15 pm Back To School (1986 comedy, Rodney Dangerfield) More Max
7:30/10:30 EST 007 in From Russia With Love (1963, Sean Connery) BBC America
7:40 pm Angels & Demons (2009 sequel to The Da Vinci Code, Tom Hanks) Starz
7:40/10:40 EST Instant Replay (new ep) WGN
8:00 pm The Simpsons & Cleveland Show (new eps) FOX
Amish Grace (2010, Amish mother loses daughter in school shooting) LMN
Devil In A Blue Dress (1995) SoapNet
Independence Day (Will Smith vs. invaders from space, Mike checked it out) Family Channel
The Rock (1996, Sean Connery & Nicolas Cage break into Alcatraz) Encore
Titanic (1997, spoiler: it sinks) TNT
The Tudors (2 eps) Showtime
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) Cinemax
8pm & 10:11pm Shooter (2007, Mark Wahlberg, Danny Glover) TBS
8pm/11pm EST My Cousin Vinny (1992 comedy, Joe Pesci, Fred Gwynne) FOX Movie Channel
8:05 pm Rollerball (2002 remake) Flix
8:15/11:15 EST Kill Me Again (1989, woman hires hitman to fake her murder) IFC
9:00 pm The Pacific (new ep) HBO
Life (new ep inc. flying fish) Discovery Channel
Akeelah & the Bee (2006 drama, Lawrence Fishburne) Disney Channel
Casino (1995, DeNiro, Pesci, James Woods, Sharon Stone) HBO Signature
Hitman (2007) FX Channel
The Incredible Hulk (2008, Ed Norton) More Max
Monsters vs. Aliens (2009 animated spoof of 1950s monster movies) HBO #2
Saw 5 (2008, somebody make them stop) Showtime #2
Sexy Ladies Show (2 eps) G4/Tech TV
9pm/12am EST Sherlock Jr. (1924 comedy, Buster Keaton dreams he's Sherlock Holmes) Turner Classic Movies
9:35 pm TransSiberian (2008, Americans in a mystery on a Russian train) Showtime #2
9:45 pm The Preacher's Wife (fantasy remake of The Bishop's Wife) Flix
10:00 pm River Monsters (new ep: the goonch) Discovery Channel
Breaking Bad (new ep, Stephen King's watching it) American Movie Classics
Hotel Rwanda (2004, hotel manager hides people during African holocaust) Sundance Channel
Men In Black 2 (Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Peter Graves) Cinemax
Rambo (sequel to Rambo 3, this time rescuing missionaries from fascist Burma) The Movie Channel
10pm & 2am Ax Men (new ep) History Channel
10pm/1am EST The Navigator (1924, Keaton stranded all alone an ocean liner) Turner Classic Movies
10pm/1am EST 007 in You Only Die Twice (Sean Connery, Donald Pleasance) BBC America
10:30 pm Absolute Power Encore
11:00 PM DRAGON SWORD SYFY
1:00 AM DRAGON WARS SYFY
3:00 AM DRAGON STORM SYFY
3am/6am EST Doctor X (1932, cannibalistic murders in a med school, Fay Wray) Turner Classic Movies
4:30/7:30 EST Dr. Ehrlich's Magic Bullet (Edward G. Robinson drama) Turner Classic Movies
6:15/9:15 EST Doctor In The House (1955) Turner Classic Movies
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Mon 3/29/2010
8:00 am V, The TV-Series (all-day marathon 8am-11pm, Jane Badler) SYFY
11:30/2:30 EST The Interns (1962, Cliff Robertson) Turner Classic Movies
12pm/3pm EST I Dream of Jeannie (2 eps) & Bewitched (2 eps) WGN (mon-fri)
1:30/4:30 EST The Caretakers (1963, Robert Stack, Joan Crawford) Turner Classic Movies
5:00 pm Bewitched (2 eps) TV-Land (mon-fri)
5pm/8pm EST Marx Brothers in Monkey Business (1931, on an ocean liner) Turner Classic Movies
6:30 pm Hoffa (1992, Jack Nicholson as the Teamsters boss who disappeared) HBO Signature
6:30/9:30 EST Marx Brothers in Horse Feathers (running a college football team) Turner Classic Movies
6:45 pm Jaws (1975, we're gonna need a bigger boat, a past Monstervision feature) More Max
6:50 pm The Family Man (2000, single Nicolas Cage wakes up with wife & children) Starz
7:00 pm Babe (live-action & CGI animation) HBO Family
7:15 pm Saving Silverman (2001 comedy) HBO #2
7:45/10:45 EST Marx Brothers in Duck Soup (1933, spoofing dictators & war) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm Chuck (new ep) NBC
But I'm A Cheerleader (R, 2000, Bud Cort) Flix
Cars (2006 animated, George Carlin, Owen Wilson, Cheech Marin, Paul Newman) Disney XD
Harriet The Spy: Blog Wars (2010, kiddy cartoon movie) Disney Channel
The Great Debaters (2007, Denzel Washington) The Movie Channel
Karate Kid (1984, Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita) Encore
The Queen (2006, Helen Mirren as Queen Elizabeth II when Princess Di died) American Movie Classics
Nobel Son (2008, kidnappers hold son of Nobel Prize winner for ransom) Showtime #2
Sexy Ladies Show (new ep) G4/Tech TV
Soul Men (2008, Samuel L. Jackson) Showtime
Tropic Thunder (2008 director's cut, actors making a war movie in Vietnam are attacked) Cinemax
Underworld Evolution (2006, sequel about vampires vs. werewolves) FX Channel
8pm/11pm EST Monty Python's The Life Of Brian (1979, a boob is confused with Jesus by followers) IFC
9:00 pm 24 (new ep) FOX
Day The Earth Stood Still (2008 remake has aliens worried about global warming) More Max
Frost/Nixon (2008, if the President does it, it's not illegal) HBO Signature
Monsters vs. Aliens (2009 animated spoof of 1950s monster movies) HBO
The Princess Diaries (2001, Julie Andrews, Anne Hathaway) Starz
The Secret (2007, David Duchovny) Lifetime
9pm & 1am American Pickers (new eps) History Channel
9pm/12am EST Marx Brothers in A Night At The Opera (1935) Turner Classic Movies
9:15 pm Suburban Commando (1991, Hulk Hogan hired as a nanny) HBO Family
9:30 pm Grand Theft Parsons (2004, Gram Parson's body is stolen) Flix
10:00 pm Law & Order (new ep, a global warming scientist is poisoned) NBC
Castle (new ep) ABC
Amber's Story (2006, how a tragedy led to the Amber Alert system) LMN
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) Cinemax
10:10 pm Quigley Down Under (1990, Tom Selleck as a Old West cowboy in Australia) Encore
10:30 pm Philadelphia (Tom Hanks drama, nothing to do with time-traveling WW2 ships) American Movie Classics
11:00 PM (ANIME MONDAY) MONSTER/MACROSS PLUS SYFY
11pm/2am EST Marx Brothers in A Day At The Races (1937) Turner Classic Movies
1am/4am EST Marx Brothers in At The Circus (on a pre-WW2 circus train) Turner Classic Movies
2:30/5:30 EST Bill Murray (2008 interview) Turner Classic Movies
3am/6am EST Bluebeard (1944, John Carradine's women keep disappearing) Turner Classic Movies
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Tues 3-30-10:
8:30 am V, The Series episodes 8:30-11:30am SYFY
9:30/12:30 EST Elvis in Blue Hawaii (1961) Turner Classic Movies
11:30 am V: Original Miniseries & Final Battle 11:30am-10pm SYFY
11:30/2:30 EST Fritz Lang's The Blue Gardenia (1953, but it was self-defense) Turner Classic Movies
1pm/4pm EST The Blue Dahlia (1946, who killed Veronica Lake?) Turner Classic Movies
3pm/6pm EST Blue Skies (1946, Bing Crosby, Fred Astaire) Turner Classic Movies
4:00 PM V: THE FINAL BATTLE (conclusion, Marc Singer) SYFY
5pm/8pm EST Kurosawa's Dersu Uzala (1975, explorer brings a hunter back with him) Turner Classic Movies
5:45 pm Ali (R, Will Smith as the boxer) HBO #2
6:40 pm Taken Cinemax
6:55 pm Contract (R) Showtime
7:00 pm Armageddon (1998, giant asteroid headed to Earth) FX Channel
ET: The Extra-Terrestrial HBO Family
Temple Grandin (2010) HBO Signature
7:25/10:25 EST Kiss Of Fire (1998, Christina Applegate) IFC
7:30/10:30 EST Brubaker (1980, Robert Redford, Yaphet Kottot) FOX Movie Channel
7:30/10:30 EST Kurosawa's Kagemusha (1980, a poor thief impersonates a dead warlord) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm Biography: Richard Pryor Bio Channel
Luck Of The Irish (2001, teen learns he's part leprechaun) Disney Channel
No Man's Land (2001) Flix
The Nutty Professor (1996, Eddie Murphy) BET
Rambo (2008 sequel to Rambo 3, this time rescuing missionaries in fascist Burma) The Movie Channel
Troy (2004, Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Peter O'Toole) American Movie Classics
8pm/11pm EST Doctor Who (new ep) BBC America
8:15 pm Fighting (2009) Cinemax
8:25 pm Saw 5 (2008, somebody make them stop) Showtime
8:30 pm Gran Torino (2008, Clint Eastwood doesn't like punks) HBO
9:00 pm Sitcom Scandals: Welcome Back Kotter Bio Channel
Lost and V (new eps) ABC
Angels & Demons (2009 sequel to The Da Vinci Code, Tom Hanks) Starz
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) More Max
9:30 pm Junior (1994, Schwarzenegger as world's 1st pregnant man) HBO Family
9:35 pm Snoop Dogg's Hood Of Horror (2006, horror trilogy from the crypt) The Movie Channel
9:45 pm Hart's War (2002, Bruce Willis) Flix
10:00 pm 16 & Pregnant (new ep) MTV
Biography: Roseanne Barr Bio Channel
Michael Vick Project (new ep) BET
He's Just Not That Into You (2009) Cinemax
10pm/1am EST Doctor Who (new ep) BBC America
10pm/1am EST Point Break (1991, undercover surfer FBI agents, Keanu Reeves) FOX Movie Channel
10:45/1:45 EST Kurosawa's Ran (1985, sons of an aging lord get nasty) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Kurosawa's King Lear (1970, bloody power struggle in ancient Japan) Turner Classic Movies
11:00 PM DESCENT, THE SYFY
3:00 AM HYBRID SYFY
4am/7am EST Free & Easy (1941, father & son look for rich wives) Turner Classic Movies
5:15/8:15 EST Pepe (1960, Shirley Jones) Turner Classic Movies
8am/11am EST 2 Rode Together (1961, James Stewart, Shirley Jones) Turner Classic Movies
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Wed 3-31-10:
9:00 AM DRAGON STORM SYFY
10am/1pm EST Courtship Of Eddie's Father (1963, Ron Howard, Glenn Ford) Turner Classic Movies
11:00 AM DRAGONQUEST SYFY
12pm/3pm EST A Ticklish Affair (1963, Shirley Jones, Red Buttons) Turner Classic Movies
1:00 PM DRAGON SWORD SYFY
1:30/4:30 EST Dark Purpose (Shirley Jones, George Sanders, 1964) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 PM MERLIN AND THE WAR OF THE DRAGONS SYFY
3:15/6:15 EST The Secret Of My Success (1965, Shirley Jones, Stella Stevens) Turner Classic Movies
5:00 PM FIRE AND ICE SYFY
5pm/8pm EST Kitty Foyle (Ginger Rogers dates outside her class) Turner Classic Movies
6:30 pm Day The Earth Stood Still (remake has aliens worried about global warming) Cinemax
Soul Men (2008, Samuel L. Jackson) Showtime #2
7:00 pm Ghost Hunters marathon 7pm-10pm SYFY
Monsters vs. Aliens (2009 animated spoof of 1950s monster movies) HBO Family
Slumdog Millionaire (R, 2008) HBO Signature
7pm/10pm EST Tom, Dick & Harry (Ginger Rogers accepts 3 wedding proposals) Turner Classic Movies
7:15 pm Summer Catch (Freddie Prinze Jr.) More Max
8:00 pm It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown (animated) ABC
Biography: David Letterman, Sam Kinison, troubled comics (1 hour each) Bio Channel
Disturbing Behavior (1998, misfits are sent to a high school where everyone's perfect) The Movie Channel
Fargo (a past Monstervision feature, you betcha) Encore
Hoot (2006, kids vs. developers to save an owl habitat) Disney Channel
Human Target (new ep) FOX
Ice Age 2 (2006 animated sequel) FX Channel
The Pacifier (2005 comedy, Vin Diesel why oh why?) Family Channel
Traffic (2000, Michael Douglas) American Movie Classics
Wolf (R, Jack Nicholson as a successful werewolf in New York) Flix
8pm/11pm EST Crash (2004, Matt Dillon) IFC
8:05 pm You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008 comedy) Starz
8:15 pm Meet Dave (2008, Eddie Murphy as goofy alien) Cinemax
8:30/11:30 EST The Major & the Minor (Ginger Rogers, Ray Milland, 1942) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 pm Ghost Hunters (new ep) SYFY
Agent Cody Banks (2003, a teenage CIA agent) Disney XD
Clear & Present Danger (1994, Harrison Ford vs. drug lords) HBO Signature
Fast & the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006, Bow Wow) TNT
The Happening (2008, toxens cause suicides) More Max
Journey To The Center of the Earth (Brendan Fraser) HBO Family
Mr. Brooks (2007, Kevin Costner, William Hurt, Demi Moore) Lifetime
9:30 pm Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008 comedy) HBO #2
Monster (2003, Charlize Theron) Sundance Channel
To Die For (1995, weatherperson plots her husband's murder, Matt Dillon) The Movie Channel
9:40 pm Raising Arizona (1987, Nicolas Cage comedy) Encore
10:00 pm South Park (new ep, watch it or somebody will die, possibly Kenny) Comedy Central
Destination Truth (new ep, the Jersey Devil) SYFY
Law & Order Special Victims Unit (new ep) NBC
Most Shocking (new ep) TruTV
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) Cinemax
10pm & 2am Dog The Bounty Hunter/Billy The Exterminator (new eps) A&E
10:15 pm Imposter Flix
10:30 pm Just My Luck (fantasy, 2 people swap their luck) FX Channel
A Knight's Tale HBO Family
10:30/1:30 EST Primrose Path (Ginger Rogers, 1940) Turner Classic Movies
12:15/3:15 EST Lucky Partners (Ronald Coleman, Ginger Rogers, 1940) Turner Classic Movies
2am/5am EST Once Upon A Honeymmon (Cary Grant, Ginger Rogers, 1942) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM BENEATH STILL WATERS SYFY
4am/8am EST Tender Comrade (1943, lady welders share an apartment) Turner Classic Movies
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Previously: Last month, 2010