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"There is no Plan B" Hannibal. Face. Murdock. B.A. Baracus. Four of the best and baddest Special Forces operatives the U.S. military has ever seen...and now they’re fugitives. Based on the hit TV show, this action-packed tale follows the crafty quartet fromprison to Iraq as they race to prove they were framed in a counterfeiting scheme—while leaving destruction in their wake! Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Jessica Biel, Quinton “Rampage” Jackson, Sharlto Copley and Patrick Wilson costar. Directed by Joe Carnahan; written by Joe Carnahan & Brian Bloom and Skip Woods, based on the TV series “The A Team” created by Frank Lupo & Stephen J.Cannell (AC,AL,BN,V) TV14-2:14

America’s First Family of Ghouls hits the big screen in this comedy. Raul Julia, Anjelica Huston and Christopher Lloyd star. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:40
Sibling rivalry rears its ugly head with the arrival of a new addition to America's most ghoulish family. Raul Julia, Anjelica Huston. (AC,MV) PG13-1:34

Fate takes a hand in the pre-planned lives of a politician and a ballerina in this intriguing tale from the mind of Blade Runner author Philip K. Dick. Matt Damon stars as congressional hopeful David Norris, whose chance meeting with a spirited dancer (Emily Blunt) strikes an instant spark—and the attention of mysterious forces whose predestined plan for David require them to prevent the couple from falling in love. Anthony Mackie, John Slattery, Michael Kelly and Terence Stamp costar in this “enormously entertaining” (Washington Post) tale. (AC,MV) PG13-1:46

Air disaster strikes again in this third Airport film that finds passengers on a luxury jet stranded beneath the sea when a hijacking plot goes awry in the Bermuda Triangle. Jimmy Stewart (AC,AL,V) PG-1:53

The Chipmunks are topping the charts, so what’s next? High school, of course! Alvin, Simon and Theodore rock out more hits—and then hit the books—in this sequel. But just as they’re adjusting to the halls of learning, an all-girl group called The Chipettes make their debut, which turns the spotlight on a rodent popstar rivalry...and possibly romance. With Zachary Levi, David Cross and Jason Lee and Justin Long (MV) PG-1:29

A deceased firefighting pilot returns from heaven to look after the airman who replaced him in Steven Spielberg's remake of "A Guy Named Joe". ichard Dreyfuss, Holly Hunter, Audrey Hepburn (AC,AL) PG13-2:02

Alzheimer's disease is the second-most-feared illness in America, after cancer. Is our anxiety justified? HBO presents this multi-part campaign that provides answers to many questions surrounding the disease. Featuring four HBO feature documentaries and a host of other specials on HBO’s various multi-media services, including HBO.com and HBO On Demand, this groundbreaking project will focus on Alzheimer's—including its causes, symptoms, treatments and possible cures—as well as the personal stories of those living with this terrible disease

A group of ’50s teens experience the highs and lows of youth on their last night together before college in George Lucas' 1973 classic. (AC,AL,BN,MV) PG-1:52

A widowed U.S. President finds love with a lobbyist during a daunting election year. Michael Douglas, Annette Bening. (AC,AL) PG13-1:53

An expedition into the Amazon turns to terror when a group of filmmakers encounter a 40-foot snake! Jon Voight, Ice Cube, Jennifer Lopez. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:29

Chris Lilley is at it again! The Australian comedian/actor/writer known for Summer Heights High amps up his character based comedy style with this riotous new HBO series that sheds a hilarious light on today’s disenfranchised youth. The show follows twins Daniel and Nathan Sims (both played by Lilley), plus four other characters (Lilley again!) whose lives intersect with the twins: former surfing champion Blake Oakfield; suburban rapper S.mouse; Japanese mother Jen Okazaki who is intent on turning her son into a skateboarding star; and Ruth ‘Gran’ Sims, an unorthodox prison officer at a boy’s detention center (AC,AL,MV,N) TVMA/S,L-:28

The third film in the Evil Dead series finds Ash battling demons and an army of the dead in medieval times. Bruce Campbell stars. (AC,AL,V) R-1:21.

Love threatens to come between a drunken playboy and his millions in this riotous remake. Russell Brand is the irascible Arthur whose proclivity for hedonistic haplessness requires the sterling efforts of his nanny Hobson (Helen Mirren) to keep himout of hot water. When his mother gives him an ultimatum— marry a high society queen or lose his inheritance—Arthur must decide between his affection for a working- class girl and the cold marital merger that will keep him as the heir to a $950 million fortune. Co-starring Greta Gerwig, Luis Guzman with Nick Nolte and Jennifer Garner. (AC,MV) PG13- 1:50

Many people have dreamed of rocketing into space, but for Charles Farmer, it’s a dream that he’s determined to turn into a reality...in his own backyard. Billy Bob Thornton stars as the gutsy Texas rancher who constructs a rocket in his barn with plans for an orbit around the earth. But can he even get the ship off the ground with federal agents and a press crush descending on him and his family? Virginia Madsen, Bruce Dern and Tim Blake Nelson co-star in this inspiring drama. Directed by Michael Polish; written by Mark Polish and Michael Polish. (AC,AL) PG-1:44. Showing on various other HBO channels

Director James Cameron delivers “a titanic entertainment” (Hollywood Reporter) with this eye-popping blockbuster — the biggest box-office hit of all time! Set in the year 2154, this sci-fi epic follows a U.S. effort to mine a valuable mineral from the tiny distant world of Pandora and its blue inhabitants, the Na’vi. Sam Worthington stars as a wheelchair-bound former Marine who becomes an Avatar to Pandora, where he falls for a female Na’vi (Zoe Saldana) and winds up at the center of a war between the two worlds. Directed and written by James Cameron (MV) PG13-2:42

A powerfully armed Pamela Anderson takes razor-sharp aim at wrongdoers in this futuristic action film (AL,N,V) R-1:38

BEATDOWN Indebted to a local crime lord, a tough young street fighter holes up with his father in a small town where he puts his battle skills to the test in an underground fighting circuit. Aided by a once-legendary MMA star, Brandon (Rudy Youngblood) brawls his way to the top as he sets his sights on voiding his debt and moving on with his life in the wake of his brother’s murder. (AL,GV,N) R-1:30. MAX Dec.17,18,19,21,25,29 CDEh

The “Divine Miss M” is back! Bette Midler returns to HBO with this spectacular evening of music, humor and boundless energy, shot at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas. Backed by a sizzling band and her sexy backup singers and dancers, Bette delivers the goods in this 70-minute show featuring show-stopping renditions of her hits, including “Wind Beneath My Wings,” “From a Distance,” “Hello in There,” “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy,” “The Rose,” and many others. (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-1:10

Marking the 10th anniversary of the terrorist attacks on New York, this film features the untold stories of 40 women and men who led America and sacrificed for it in the hours, days and months that followed September 11, 2001. The film premiered on Sunday, September 11 at 8:46am—exactly ten years to the minute from American Airlines Flight 11’s crash into the World Trade Center Tower Building #1. TVPG-:51

Bill Henrickson was elected to the State Senate in Utah...then he made the shocking election-night announcement that he was a polygamist. Now, Bill (Bill Paxton), his three wives and nine children must deal with the consequences as HBO presents the fifth and final season of this iconic drama series. As the season begins, the family encounters a wave of hostility from neighbors, Home Plus employees, casino partners, students at their kids' schools, even fellow polygamists. Meanwhile, Alby Grant returns from a self-imposed exile with a new mindset...and revenge on his mind. (AC,AL,V) TVMA/V,L-1:00

‘Big Momma’ is dragged out of mothballs when FBI man Martin Lawrence must go undercover—in a girls school—in this third hilarious film in the series. With vital evidence hidden somewhere within the stalwart institution, it’s up to Lawrence and his precocious son Trent (Brandon T. Jackson) to don ladies garb and pass themselves off as ‘Big Momma’ and her grandniece ‘Charmaine.’ But finding a missing flash drive that implicates a devious Russian mobster is not so easy when they find themselves surrounded by a scantily clad student body. Jessica Lucas co-stars. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:47

Meet Big Stan: the toughest guy in the prison yard. Rob Schneider is hilarious as the scammer who transforms himself into a kung-fu tough guy in order to survive in prison in this comedy. Facing several years behind bars and having an incapacitating fear of man-rape, Stan uses the months leading up to his incarceration to train under the toughest sensei in the world. Once in the joint, Stan’s skills result in a surprising turn of events among the violent population—raising the ire of the corrupt warden. Co-starring Jennifer Morrison, Scott Wilson, Henry Gibson, Richard Kind, Sally Kirkland and Jackson Rathbone with M. Emmet Walsh and David Carradine. (AC,GL,MV,N) R-1:49

Obsession drives a devoted ballerina to the brink of madness in this compelling masterpiece. Natalie Portman delivers an Oscar®-winning turn as young perfectionist Nina who earns the coveted dual lead role in Tchaikovsky’s ballet ‘Swan Lake.’ Pushed relentlessly by her director (Vincent Cassel) to unleash her pent-up passion into the Black Swan—her character’s dark side—while dealing with her overbearing mother and the threat of a rival (Mila Kunis), Nina hurtles headlong into the performance, crossing a hallucinatory point of no return. Barbara Hershey and Winona Ryder co-star. (AC,GL, GV,SC) R-1:48

The road to the NFL is paved with challenges. But for a homeless Memphis teen named Michael Oher, it was a bumpier road than most. Based on a true story, this hit drama earned Sandra Bullock a Best Actress Oscar® for her sparkling performance as a fiery Southern mom whose family takes in their daughter’s hulking highschool classmate—and forms a bond that brings the young Oher out of his shell on and off the field. (AC, MV) PG13-2:08

"When alcohol was outlawed, outlaws became kings." HBO presents this epic new drama series that follows the birth and rise of organized crime in “the world’s playground” at the dawn of Prohibition, 1920. Steve Buscemi returns as Nucky in Season Two of this hit HBO drama series. Though the 1920 election he rigged is over, Nucky finds himself the target of a federal investigation for vote tampering—and an insurrection by those he counted among his closest allies. All the while, top mobsters like Arnold Rothstein, Lucky Luciano, Meyer Lansky and Al Capone wait in the wings, looking for the chance to grab a bigger piece of Nucky’s pie. With illegal alcohol opening up lucrative opportunities, Atlantic City becomes a major hub of bootlegging activity as Nucky and his inner circle—led by an ambitious young World War I veteran named Jimmy Darmody—preside over notorious backroom politics, vicious power struggles, a constant onslaught by the Feds, and Nucky’s own insatiable appetite for women, profits and power. The supporting cast includes Michael Pitt, Michael Shannon and Kelly Macdonald. (AC,AL,N,GV) TVMA/V,S,L-1:00

Walking a desolate, post-Apocalyptic world populated by roving gangs of criminals and cannibals, a lone drifter protects the last hope for mankind: a Bible. Denzel Washington stars as the mysterious Eli whose copy of the holy book makes him a target of evil deserttown madman Gary Oldman who has his own twisted agenda. Mila Kunis, Ray Stevenson, Jennifer Beals, Frances de la Tour and Michael Gambon co-star in this “intense” (The Hollywood Reporter) futuristic thriller. Directed by The Hughes Brothers; written by Gary Whitta. (AC,AL,V) R-1:58.

Push a button and get a cool million bucks. With one simple catch: somebody you don’t know will die. That’s the Twilight Zone - esque scenario facing a young couple who receive the mysterious package on their doorstep. Cameron Diaz and James Marsden star as the husband and wife faced with this chilling dilemma that leads them down a sinister trail of horror and deception. Frank Langella co-stars as the box’s devious, mutilated creator. Written for the screen and directed by Richard Kelly, based upon the short story “Button, Button” by Richard Matheson. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:56

“Spellbinding” Roger Ebert. Jodie Foster delivers one of her most riveting performances in this dark thriller about a talk-radio host who turns vigilante. Shattered by a brutal assault, Erica Bain (Foster) tries to put the pieces of her life back together. But it’s not until she guns down a crook in self-defense that she finally discovers an outlet for her rage—and a need to feed her appetite for revenge. Terrence Howard, Naveen Andrews, Nicky Katt and Mary Steenburgen co-star. Directed by Neil Jordan; screenplay by Roderick Taylor & Bruce A. Taylor and Cynthia Mort, story by Roderick Taylor & Bruce A. Taylor. (AC,AL,GV,N) R-2:02.

Murder and marriage go hand in hand for demonic doll Chucky and his bride Jennifer Tilly in this fourth bloody Child’s Play film. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:29

Maid of Dishonor is more like it for hapless Kristen Wiig as she leads soonto- be-wed best friend Maya Rudolph on a disastrous path to the altar in this hit comedy. Strapped financially and emotionally, Annie (Wiig) is fiercely protective of her ‘maid’ duties for her lifelong pal. Enter pictureperfect bridesmaid Helen (Rose Byrne) whose thunder-stealing moves only serve to expose an increasingly frazzled Annie’s shortcomings— and leading to a hilarious series of calamities involving everything from food poisoning to in-flight intoxication. Wendi McLendon-Covey, Ellie Kemper, Melissa McCarthy and Chris O’Dowd co-star. (AC,AL,MV) R-2:05

He pushed the boundaries of comedy with Borat. Now, Sacha Baron Cohen returns as Bruno, the outrageously flamboyant Austrian fashionista who has come to L.A. to find stardom. Along the way, Bruno creates an uproar as he offends, harasses and embarrasses every-one under the sun--including swingers, hunters, an African American talkshow audience, conservative politician Ron Paul, rabid wrestling fans, two ministers who try to “cure” him of his homosexuality, and many more! “Undeniably funny, outrageous and boundary- pushing” (Variety). Gustaf Hammarsten costars. (AC,GL,N,V) R- 1:21.

Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman set out to accomplish a list of things to do before they kick in this engaging comedy. Meeting as roommates in the hospital where they are being treated for cancer, the polar opposites--Nicholson’s a filthy-rich tycoon, Freeman’s a working stiff--find common ground in their desire to go out with no regrets. Their solution? A wild road trip that takes them all around the world to see all the things they’ve never seen—and do all the things they’ve never done! Sean Hayes and Rob Morrow co-star. (AC,AL) PG13-1:37

A valley girl discovers her destiny lies in killing vampires in this horror/comedy. Kristy Swanson, Luke Perry, Paul Reubens, Donald Sutherland. (AL,V) PG13-1:25

Armed only with video cameras, a band of Burmese reporters face death to expose the repressive regime controlling their country in this 2009 Oscar®-nominee for Best Documentary Feature. Capturing images of 2007 demonstrations spearheaded by Buddhist monks, this group of video journalists risk torture, life in jail and even death to smuggle their footage out to the free world. 1:25.

Everyone’s favorite friendly ghost scares up some family fun in this live-action film based on the beloved cartoon (MV) PG-1:40

A weekend insurance convention proves to be a hotbed of sex, booze and buffoonery for a naive young man in this comedy. Sent to Cedar Rapids for the annual ASMI Convention, loyal BrownStar Insurance employee Tim Lippe (The Hangover’s Ed Helms) has his efforts to stay on the straight and narrow—and bring home a prestigious award for BrownStar—challenged by party-hearty roommate John C. Reilly and alluring fellow attendee Anne Heche. Sigourney Weaver co-stars in this “sweet comedy with a dirty mind” (Roger Ebert). Directed by Miguel Arteta; written by Phil Johnston. (AC,AL,BN,V) R-1:27. MAX Dec.3,4,5,7,15, 23,27,31

He was a hard-partying Texas congressman whose socialite girlfriend inspired him to help Afghan freedom fighters. Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts star in this fact-based tale about “Good Time Charlie” Wilson and how he brought his crazy plan—-providing weapons to the Afghans against their Russian invaders—-to fruition. Philip Seymour Hoffman is a renegade CIA agent who helps the duo. (AC,AL,BN) R-1:42

The plucky Pevensie children go on a wild seafaring adventure in Narnia in this third film adaptation of C. S. Lewis’ unforgettable book series. Sent to stay with obnoxious cousin Eustace, Lucy and Edmund Pevensie soon land back in Narnia on the good ship Dawn Treader led by King Caspian. With evil again threatening the magical land, the group sets sail to find seven swords in uncharted waters fraught with storms, sea monsters, deadly fog banks, and more. Starring Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes, Ben Barnes, Will Poulter, and Tilda Swinton returns as “The White Witch.” (MV) PG-1:53

The epic battle between gods and mortals is about to begin! With the gods ready to unleash hell on the city of Argon unless its King sacrifices his daughter, it’s up to Sam Worthington as the determined demigod Perseus—the child of Zeus and a mortal woman—to face off against every otherworldly threat the enraged titans can dream up. Giant scorpions, the nightmarish Medusa and a monstrous Kraken unleash a reign of terror down on Perseus as he races to save the damsel in this 2010 remake of the Ray Harryhausen classic Gemma Arterton, Mads Mikkelsen and Alexa Davalos with Ralph Fiennes and Liam Neeson (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:46

From ancient Greece to the Jersey Shore, Colin Quinn proves that history always repeats itself— for better, for worse, and in this case, for the sake of comedy. Based on his hit one-man Broadway show, the Saturday Night Live veteran undertakes a hilarious tour of world history as he comically channels the demise of every great world empire, exploring the attitudes, appetites and bad habits that toppled the most powerful nations. Hear Quinn’s takes on how Antigone paved the way for Snooki, why Caesar was the original Italian mobster, and much more in this comical special. (AC,AL) TVMA/ L-1:23

Oscar¤ -winner Hilary Swank delivers a stirring portrayal of a woman who launched an 18-year crusade to overturn her brother’s murder conviction. Having survived a tough childhood, Kenny Waters (Sam Rockwell) and his sister Betty Anne (Swank) shared an unshakable bond. When Kenny is railroaded by a local cop and sentenced to life in prison for a 1980 murder, Betty Anne began an unerring quest to prove his innocence—first by becoming a lawyer and later by using new DNA technology to prove her case. Minnie Driver, Melissa Leo, Peter Gallagher and Juliette Lewis co-star in this raw, emotional drama that is based on a real-life case. (AC,AL,BN,V) R-1:47

Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan team up as a pair of inept cops whose hunt for a stolen baseball card leads them into hot water in this riotous buddy-cop comedy from director Kevin Smith. Willis needs the ultra-valuable card to pay for his daughter’s wedding, but his search for the item lands him and his manic partner Morgan in the realm of a sadistic druglord. For the two screwball lawmen, it’s an opportunity to gain some much-needed respect if they can bring the criminals to justice...and escape with their lives! Adam Brody, Kevin Pollak, Guillermo Diaz and Seann William Scott co-star. (AC,GL,V) R-1:47

A maimed scientist uses his talents to take revenge on the gangsters who injured him in this thriller. (AC,AL,V) R-1:35

Phil and Claire Foster are a couple in severe need of romantic resuscitation. But a night on the town gives them more than they bargained for as they wind up on a wild and unexpected rollercoaster ride of danger and adventure. Steve Carell and Tina Fey play the suburbanite couple whose search for a spark prompts an impulsive table grab at a chic Manhattan eatery. But while claiming to be the “Tripplehorns” lands them a table for two, it also provides them with a reservation with dirty cops, hired killers and a vengeful mob boss! Taraji P. Henson, Common and Mark Wahlberg co-star. (AC, AL,MV) PG13-1:28

Klaatu...Barada...Nikto! The words made famous in the 1951 sci-fi classic must be uttered once again in this remake. Keanu Reeves stars as the alien Klaatu who arrives on Earth to eye-popping effect with a warning for mankind: stop poisoning the planet or face extermination at the hands of his massive robot/weapon Gort. Jennifer Connelly co-stars as awidowed scientist who may be the only hope for stopping Klaatu from making good on his devastating promise. Jaden Smith, John Cleese, Jon Hamm and Kathy Bates co-star (MV) PG13-1:44.

A man awakens from a coma to find he's developed strange psychic powers in this thriller. (AL,BN,V) R-1:44

Small-time con man Greg Kinnear finds his inner good guy working for the Postal Service in this comedy. With Tim Conway. (AC,AL) PG-1:52

DEATH BECOMES HER Aging beauties Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn wage war for the affections of Bruce Willis in this hilarious dark comedy. (AC,AL,N,V) PG13-1:43

More than 10 billion animals are raised to wind up on American dinner plates each year. But because laws mandating humane treatment for these animals are weak and rarely enforced, animal-rights groups have turned to undercover investigators to help expose the abuse on these “factory farms.” The late Paul Harvey said you must see this. Widescreen. (AC,AL,MV) TVMA/L-1:28

Remake of Roger Corman's Deathrace 2000 and Arnold Scwarzenegger's The Running Man (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:45

Being a supervillain is never easy. But for Gru, it’s doubly tough when you aspire to become the greatest one ever. Steve Carell provides the voice for this archcriminal who concocts a plot to steal the moon (using his new Shrink Ray) as part of his plan to upstage his wiseguy rival Vector (voice of Jason Segel). Using three adorable girls from a nearby orphanage, Gru sets his plan in motion only to run into one immovable roadblock: his heart. Russell Brand, Kristen Wiig, Miranda Cosgrove, Will Arnett, Danny McBride, Jack McBrayer and Julie Andrews round out the supporting voice cast in this blockbuster animated hit. (AC,MV) PG-1:35

Old woman. Salesman. Mechanic. Security guard. Young woman. Five strangers stuck in an elevator in a Philadelphia high-rise...and one of them is Satan. With a troubled detective leading the race to get the group to safety, evil works its way through the tiny elevator, exposing each of their dirty deeds...and exploding in shocking violence. This film is the first in a planned trilogy of terrors based on story ideas from M. Night Shymalan (The Sixth Sense). Chris Messina, Logan Marshall-Green, Geoffrey Arend, Bojana Novakovic, Jenny O’Hara, Bokeem Woodbine and Jacob Vargas star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:20

The second flick based on the beloved children’s book series employs the comedic tropes of the first, and adds some heartwarming adolescentmoments into themix. As his older brother Rodrick hits all the right gags—trapping him in a women’s locker room, etc.—younger brother Greg, played by the endearing Zachary Gordon, tries to stand up for himself with the help of two wimpy friends. (MV) PG-1:40. HBO Dec.24,26,27,28,30 C5EH

From the bestselling video game comes this rip-roaring action flick. With a hot ensemble cast including Jaime Pressly, a group of talented martial artists are called to compete in the DOA tournament: Dead or Alive. Tina (Pressly), once a wrestler, is out to prove her fighting chops against the likes of a cat burglar and a ninja. Packed with the kind of action seen in “Mortal Kombat” and “Charlie’s Angels,” this film promises not-to-be-missed choreography from Cory Yuen. Also with Holly Valance, Sarah Carter, Eric Roberts, Natassia Malthe, Matthew Marsden, Steve Howey, Kevin Nash and Brian White. No relation to the 1950s movie about a detective looking for the person who poisoned him (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:26

A teen and her four siblings are left to their own devices when their elderly babysitter drops dead! Christina Applegate. (AL) PG13-1:45

Seven legendary dragonballs hold infinite power for its possessor when joined together. Young teen Goku has one and embarks on a thrilling race to find the others before a centuries-old zealot can use them to obliterate Earth. Justin Chatwin stars in this sci-fi film based on the popular graphic novel series as the young martial artist trained by his grandfather for the brewing war against Lord Piccolo— a vindictive mystical menace plotting planetary eradication...if Goku and his pals cannot stop him first. Emmy Rossum, Jamie Chung and Chow Yun- Fat co-star. (AC,AL,V) PG-1:25.

From the director of The Hangover comes this winning comedy starring Robert Downey Jr. and Zach Galifianakis as a very unlikely duo on the road to L.A. Peter (Downey) and Ethan (Galifianakis) must meet a vital deadline: the birth of Peter’s child. With “good, nasty fun” (New York Times), the two must deal with the elements and each other on a roadtrip from hell. With Michelle Monaghan, Juliette Lewis, Jamie Foxx, Danny McBride, Rza and Matt Walsh. Directed by Todd Philips; screenplay by Alan R. Cohen & Alan Freedland and Adam Sztykiel & Todd Phillips, story by Alan R. Cohen & Alan Freedland. (AC,GL,SC,V) R-1:35

“A rip-snorting adventure tale” (Roger Ebert). Twenty years after his father mysteriously disappeared with the Roman Ninth Legion in rural Caledonia, a Roman soldier ventures into the treacherous territory occupied by savage warrior tribes. His goal: to recover Rome’s golden eagle emblem and redeem his family’s name. Channing Tatum, Jamie Bell, Donald Sutherland and Mark Strong star in this epic. (V) PG13-1:54. HBO Dec.31 C5EH

Kenny Powers is back for more hilarious mayhem as HBO continues Season Three of the rawand- raunchy comedy series about a burnedout former major-league pitcher, played by Danny McBride. This season, Kenny brings his boorish behavior to Myrtle Beach, SC where he has resurrected his baseball career as the closer for the minorleague Myrtle Beach Mermen. Even as he postures himself as the new King of Myrtle Beach, Kenny struggles to come to terms with growing older, both in his personal life and professionally with the arrival of some talented new players to the Mermen. (AC,AL,N) TVMA- :30

Mel Gibson crackles and pops as an enraged Boston police officer who isn’t looking to make any arrests in the investigation of his daughter’s coldblooded murder. He simply wants revenge. At first glance, it seems like Emma Craven was gunned down by a bullet intended for her father Thomas (Gibson). But clues take the resourceful cop down a dangerous path that brings him into contact with a powerful government operative... and the shadowy corporation where Emma was employed. Ray Winstone, Danny Huston and Bojania Novakovic co-star. (AL,V) R-1:57

Abducted by one maniac...for the sadistic pleasure of another. Inside a deadly car wreck, a photograph reveals a terrifying crime: a woman tied helplessly to a tree deep in the woods. Judd Nelson and Devon Sawa star as the detectives desperately trying to piece the clues together and find the woman before it’s too late. TomArnold, Clare Kramer, Stuart Stone, Brett Rice and Joey Lauren Adams co-star. (AC,AL,V) R-1:32

ENTOURAGE, The Final Season
Vince, Eric, Drama and Turtle have been through a lot over the years: chasing dreams, women and good times as if the party would never end. But end it must. HBO presents the eighth—and final—season of this hit comedy series about a Hollywood star and his hometown entourage. As the final season begins, Vince is back from rehab with a new pet project; super-agent Ari Gold and his wife (Mrs. Ari) have separated; Eric has broken up with Sloan after a prenup debacle and is running his own management company with Scott Lavin; Drama is shooting an animated series with Andrew Dice Clay; and Turtle eyes a new business opportunity. (AC,AL,V) TVMA/V,L-:29

A space rescue crew enters a world of nightmarish evil when they happen upon a spaceship lost more than seven years earlier. Has it literally been to Hell and back? Laurence Fishburne and Sam Neill star. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:36

The intergalactic hero fights to save planet Earth from Ming the Merciless in this sci-fi adventure. (AC,MV) PG-1:51

Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie moved to New York City to capitalize on their popularity as "New Zealand's 4th Most Popular Folk Parody Duo." Unfortunately, despite living as Big Apple bohemians for over a year, they still remain hopelessly out of place! Will the pair find excitement, romance and the elusive paying music gig in 2009? Find out in Season Two of the hit HBO comedy series as the boys resort to a variety of desperate tactics--prostitution, starting a gang and impersonating Simon & Garfunkel, among others--to jump-start their lives and career. HBO presents four new episodes--including the Season Two finale--of the hit HBO comedy series that follows the boys and their hilariously desperate attempts to jump-start their lives and career. As usual, their efforts rarely yield dividends, but they do spawn laughs and tunes about life, love and the pursuit of the elusive music video. Widescreen.

Kevin Bacon defies the local minister's ban on dancing in this highspirited pop musical. (AC,AL,BN,MV) PG- 1:47

The 1994 Oscar®-winning Best Picture with Tom Hanks as a man whose sweet innocence leads him on a journey of discovery through America of the ’60s and ’70s. (AC,N,V) PG13-2:22

Hockey-masked killer Jason Voorhees lines up a new group of party-hearty youths for slaughter in this remake of the slasher classic (AC,AL,GV,N,SC) R-1:37

A teenager and his TV horror host pal battle a vampiress and her sinister cohorts in this sequel. (AC,AL,N) R-1:44

What does a superstar comedian do when he’s been told he’s got a terminal illness? Make fun of the doctor, of course. Adam Sandler is outstanding as the isolated stand-up and film star whose diagnosis prompts him to seek out true friendship and reconnect with his past. But will a second chance at life only turn him back into his arrogant former self? Seth Rogen co-stars in this stirring comedy/drama written and directed by Judd Apatow (The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up). Leslie Mann, Eric Bana, Jonah Hill and Jason Schwartzman round out the stellar supporting cast. (AC,GL,MV) R-2:26.

Trouble is brewing in the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros. For the driven inhabitants of this visionary world, control of the Iron Throne holds the lure of great power. But in a land where the seasons can last a lifetime, winter is coming...and beyond the Great Wall that protects them, an ancient evil has returned. Based on the bestselling book series A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin comes this amazing new HBO drama series set in a fantastic realm where noble families engage in a deadly fight for control. Sean Bean, Mark Addy, Lena Headey, Emilia Clarke and Harry Lloyd head up the ensemble cast. (AC,AL, V,N) TVMA/V,S,L-1:02

Let’s cut the crap. The indefatigable carmudgeon George Carlin continues to set the standard by which stand-up comedians are judged, with relentless routines that rip society's most sacred taboos and institutions. In his 14th solo special for HBO, Carlin unveils his latest catalogue of comic complaints, originally broadcast live on 3/1/08 from Santa Rosa, CA. Filled with the comic's deadon-funny insights, IT’S BAD FOR YA features his takes on such issues as the advantages of being old; euphemisms associated with dead people; self-esteem obsessions; child worship; stupidity; superstitions; and above all, our abnormal preoccupation with BS, i.e., "stuff that's bad for ya!" An HBO® Comedy Special (AC,AL) TVMA/L-1:09.

Crusty widower Clint Eastwood forms an unlikely bond with his Asian neighbors in a gang-infested Detroit neighborhood in this gripping drama. Walt Kowalski (Eastwood) is a retired autoworker and Korean war veteran whose solitary life consists of caring for his pristine 1972 Gran Torino and uttering an endless array of racist remarks. When gang tactics leave a naive teen in Walt’s debt, a surprising relationship develops that changes the curmudgeon’s life forever. Directed by Clint Eastwood; screenplay by Nick Schenk, story by Dave Johannson & Nick Schenk. (AC,AL,V) R-1:56

Neurotic. Obsessive. Impulsive. Impossible. Welcome to the world of Roger Greenberg (Ben Stiller) in a role he was “born to play” according to Roger Ebert, stars as the self-absorbed New Yorker who heads west to housesit his brother’s palatial Hollywood Hills estate. Over the course of six weeks, Greenberg brings his toxic personality into a Los Angeles world that he is hopelessly out of place in—as well as into an unlikely affair with his brother’s one-of-akind assistant. “Four stars...extraordinary” (Chicago Tribune). Greta Gerwig, Rhys Ifans and Jennifer Jason Leigh co-star. (AC,GL,N,V) R-1:47

It ain’t easy being green-- just ask Hal Jordan, a maverick test pilot who finds himself chosen to be part of an ancient intergalactic peacekeeping force. Ryan Reynolds brings the phosphorescent comic-book superhero to life in this thrilling adventure packed with eye-popping visual effects. With an evil force known as Parallax using fear to devour the universe, it’s up to the raw, but resolute Hal to lead his Green Lantern brethren into battle before Earth is consumed. “A worthy addition to DC’s movie universe” (SFX Magazine). Blake Lively, Peter Sarsgaard, Mark Strong, Angela Bassett and Tim Robbins co-star. (AL,MV) PG13- 1:54

Rousing film version of the hit musical about a teen who becomes a dance sensation. “Hairspray is just plain fun” (Roger Ebert). The smash Broadway musical based on John Waters’ unforgettable 1988 film comes to the big screen once again in this rousing and heartfelt Golden Globe nominee for Best Picture–Musical or Comedy. The streets of Baltimore are paved with song as sweet-natured, high-haired teen Tracy Turnblad learns some funky new dance moves that launch her to stardom. John Travolta heads up the cast. (AC,AL) PG-1:56.

Rick (Owen Wilson) and his best friend Fred (Jason Sudeikis) are about to experience a married man’s fantasy: a one-week furlough from marriage in which nothing is off limits. Granted by their long-suffering wives, the boys discover that their fantasies of booze-and-babe-filled adventures may not be all they are cracked up to be...while their wives enjoy a surpringly crazy week of their own, filled with unexpected temptation. Will their ‘hall pass’ doom both marriages... or bring them closer together? Jenna Fischer, Richard Jenkins and Christina Applegate co-star in this twisted comedy. (AL,MV,N,SC) R- 1:45. HBO Dec.10,13,18, 21,23,27,29 C5Eh

One night in Vegas is more than four guys arriving for a bachelor party can handle in this riotously raunchy, Golden Globe®-winning comedy. With short-term memory proving elusive, the three groomsmen — the groom-to-be’s two best friends and his lunatic future brother-in-law—awaken to find: 1) a tiger in their bathroom; 2) a baby in their closet; and 3) the groom is missing. With time running out, the trio race to recover their friend—and their memories—before it’s too late. Starring Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis and Heather Graham. (AC,AL,BN,MV) R-1:40.

Raised in the wilderness by her father...trained to be a deadly fighting machine...waiting to enact the ultimate plan of revenge. For 16-yearold Hanna (Saoirse Ronan), that day has come. As she and her ex- CIA agent dad (Eric Bana) kick their plan into high gear, Hanna gets her first taste of human interaction and experience... even as she races toward a confrontation with a sinister secret agent who will stop at nothing to eradicate them. Tom Hollander, Olivia Williams, Jason Flemyng and Cate Blanchett co-star in this exhilarating action film that “pulses with energy” (Variety). (MV) PG13-1:51

The end is near. For Harry, Hermione and Ron, it’s time to leave Hogwarts behind—and prepare to face the ultimate evil: Lord Voldemort. The penultimate film in one of the most popular movie franchises of all time, Deathly Hallows - Part 1 finds Harry and his friends in dark, foreboding territory. With Voldemort and his Death Eaters snapping at their heels, the trio has only one hope of stopping him: destroying all of the hidden “horcruxes” that make up the dark lord’s sinister soul. “A classic finale” (Sight & Sound). Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson and Helena Bonham Carter star. (AC,V) PG13- 2:26

Lord Voldemort’s Death Eaters are attacking muggles and wizards at will, spreading terror across London and its countryside. Is Hogwarts School next? Harry Potter prepares to fulfill his destiny as the “Chosen One”—the only wizard who can destroy the Dark Lord—in this sixth film in the series. As Harry starts the school year, he faces formidable new challenges including private instruction from Dumbledore, raging romances among his Hogwarts pals...and a dark secret harbored by a professor that may be the key to defeating Lord Voldemort once and for all. (AC,V) PG-2:33.

Bloodshed returns to the bayou in this scary sequel that finds swampland slasher Victor Crowley back to deliver more backwoods vengeance. Picking up where the first film left off, young Crowley survivor Marybeth (Danielle Harris) enlists a team of hunters for a revenge trip to Honey Island Swamp—home of the illustrious serial killer. Soon, the hunters become the hunted as the unstoppable Crowley hacks, slashes and smashes his way through the group. Costarring Tony Todd, Kane Hodder, Parry Shen, Tom Holland, R.A. Mihailoff, AJ Bowen, Alexis Peters, Ed Ackerman and David Foy. (AC,GL,GV,N) R-1:25

A group of Baltimore men and women shine a light on the complexities of coupling in this romantic comedy. From flirtatious first dates with no follow-up to commitment-phobes to affairs, this funny, endearing film follows the pals through the modern mating matrix where sexy signals are routinely misread, and may be summed up with one simple phrase: he’s just not that into you. Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Connelly, Kevin Connolly, Bradley Cooper, Ginnifer Goodwin, Scarlett Johansson and Justin Long head up an all-star cast. (AC,AL) PG13-2:09

Ex-cop Alec Baldwin’s yearning to get back in the game leads him down a dark path in this film noir thriller set in New Orleans. (AC,AL,N,V) R-2:12

A horrific death sends a TV reporter on a story that leads her into the depths of Hell in this terrifying horror sequel. (AC,AL,GV, N) R-1:34

A TV reporter has a near-death experience during the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami. A construction worker struggles with his psychic ability. A boy develops a preoccupation with psychic phenomena. All three and their stories converge as they cross the thin line between life and death in this tale. Matt Damon and Cécile de France star. Directed by Clint Eastwood; written by Peter Morgan. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-2:09. MAX Dec.24,26,30 CDEH

Former pro-wrestler Dave Bautista flexes his acting muscles as an excop on the run from cops and criminals in this riveting actionthriller. Plagued by a dark past, Ray Shane (Bautista) just wants to stay clean as he heads up security at a mobowned strip club. When a robbery at the joint goes bad, Ray is blamed, forcing him and his ex (Amy Smart) to find the real culprits and prove his innocence before it’s too late. Dominic Purcell, Craig Fairbrass and Danny Trejo co-star. Directed by Brian A. Miller; based on the novel by Chuck Hustmyre, written by Chuck Hustmyre and Brian A. Miller. (AL,SC,V) R-1:27

How does a goodnatured Viking boy survive an encounter with a deadly, fire-breathing dragon? Make it his pet, of course! Nominated for two Oscars®, including Best Animated Feature, this blockbuster hit follows the saga of young Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, a boy whose father is the leader of their mountainside village—a craggy deathtrap where war against the fearsome dragons has gone on for generations. Enter the kindly Hiccup whose chance encounter with a small dragon results in a most unlikely friendship...and the potential to finally make peace with their fiery flying foes. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:38

A Russian submarine commander’s (Sean Connery) scheme to defect puts him in the crosshairs between enemy forces in this Cold War thriller. (AL,V) PG-2:15

Three years after a virus has decimated humanity, Robert Neville is the last man alive in New York City...but he’s not the only living thing there. Will Smith stars as the military scientist who journeys throughout Gotham by day, but shutters himself in by night—to protect himself from the murderous mutants that lurk in the shadows. But as he closes in on a cure for the virus, Neville must deal with a twist in the behavior of the crafty creatures—as well as his own increasingly fragile mental state. Alice Braga and Dash Mihok co-star in this blockbuster thriller filmed twice before, as Omega Man (Charlton Heston) and Last Man On Earth (Vincent Price). (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:40

What’s old is new again for two successful divorcees who rediscover a bit of their old bedroom spark in this riotous comedy starring Meryl Streep, Steve Martin, Alec Baldwin and John Krasinski. Bakery chef Jane Adler (Streep) and her feisty ex Jake (Baldwin) split ten years earlier and he has since remarried. But cocktails in New York City turn into a passionate affair that breathes new energy into their lives...and leads to major complications! “Simply a good time” (The Chicago Tribune). Directed and written by Nancy Meyers (AC,AL,BN) R-2:00

Steven Spielberg brings dinosaurs to stunning life in this epic thriller. Sam Neill, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-2:06

In the tradition of classic romantic thrillers like Charade and North by Northwest comes this globetrotting adventure starring Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. June Havens (Diaz) is planning to fly to her sister’s wedding when she meets Roy Miller (Cruise), a loose-cannon super-spy who is equal parts fearless hero and lunatic fugitive. Dodging danger at every turn with Feds and criminals after them to retrieve a top-secret device Roy is carrying, the pair race from Brooklyn to a bullring in Spain (and everywhere in between)... while falling in love along the way. Peter Sarsgaard, Viola Davis, Jordi Molla and Paul Dano co-star. (AL,MV) PG13-1:49

Grammy®-winning music sensation Lady Gaga returns to her hometown of New York City to headline this spectacular HBO concert event. Recorded live at Madison Square Garden in front of a frenzied, sold-out crowd, the show features an extravaganza of elaborate sets, costumes and choreography to back the performer’s playlist of chart-topping hits—as well as a pair of new songs from her upcoming album “Born This Way.” Whether you are a die-hard Gaga fanatic or have just heard the stories of her largerthan- life shows, this is a performance not to be missed. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-1:55

A couple seeks revenge on the criminals who attacked their daughter in this shocking remake of the 1971 cult classic. Away for the summer with her parents at their idyllic vacation house, young Mari Collingwood and her friend cross paths with depraved thug Krug and his family, where things take a violent turn. In an ironic twist, Krug and company wind up taking shelter with the Collingwoods, unaware that Mari’s wholesome parents know what has happened to their little girl...and plan to make the fiends pay for it in blood. Tony Goldwyn and Monica Potter star. (AC,GL,GV,N,RP) R-1:50

Renowned Latino artists and leaders pose for a series of video portraits that offer a unique glimpse into the vibrant culture of Latino America. From the creator of HBO’s “The Black List” documentaries comes this new film in which Latin American icons speak on a range of topics—from childhood inspirations to the evolving American landscape, and more. Interviewees include: John Leguizamo, Eva Longoria, Sen. Robert Menendez, and more. TVPG-:55

From Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant (Extras, The Office) comes this mockumentary comedy series about actor Warwick Davis’ life as he tries to hustle and connive his way back into the spotlight. Portraying a conceited, selfaggrandizing version of himself, Davis desperately tries to revive his career as Britain’s go-to little person as he runs a talent agency for little people (though he takes the best roles for himself), acts as the vice chairman of a society for small people (he’d rather be chairman), and seeks advice from old pals Gervais and Merchant in hopes their A-list connections can resurrect his career. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:29

Two godparents must raise their friends’ baby when tragedy strikes in this touching comedy. Holly (Katherine Heigl) and Eric (Josh Duhamel) are a mutually contemptuous couple who move in to the couples’ house to raise the baby amid their busy schedules (she is a chef, he a sports TV personality). Changing diaperswhilemaintaining their hectic social lives are just the beginning of the problems for this duo. Can baby Sophie make an adult out of immature Eric...and maybe even a winning prospect for Holly’s affection? Josh Lucas co-stars in this heartwarming tale. “The best date-night movie to hit the screens in a while” (The Austin Chronicle). (AC,AL) PG13-1:54

Are you ready for ‘The Godfocker’? Well-intentioned male nurse Greg Focker is perfectly happy with his life as a devoted husband and father, but his ever-intimidating father-in-law Jack Byrnes has other ideas for him—like stepping up to take the mantle of the Byrnes family patriarchy. Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller are back in this third film in the Meet the Parents series. This time, Greg and Pam’s plans for their twins’ fifth birthday party go wildly awry thanks to Jack’s fears for the family line and a sexy pharmaceutical rep with a new erectile-dysfunction drug. Owen Wilson, Dustin Hoffman, Barbra Streisand, Blythe Danner, Teri Polo and Laura Dern co-star. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:38

Clay. Roque. Jensen. Pooch. Cougar. Five of the most surly and savage Special Forces operatives to ever pick up a gun in the name of the U.S. Double-crossed and left for dead during a deadly mission to Bolivia, this Dirty Half Dozen (the five are joined by a mysterious woman with information) launch a new effort aimed at one thing: revenge against the rogue agent who set them up. Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Zoe Saldana, Chris Evans, Idris Elba, Columbus Short, Oscar Jaenada and Jason Patric star in this fun action flick. Directed by Sylvain White; screenplay by Peter Berg and James Vanderbilt. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:37

Susie Salmon has a story to tell...about her family...her life...and her murder. Based on the bestseller, this stirring tale is told by the dead teen who watches her devastated family and friends from a dreamlike world between heaven and earth—while they struggle to solve her disappearance and cope with the tragedy. Mark Wahlberg, Rachel Weisz, Susan Sarandon, Stanley Tucci, Michael Imperioli and Saoirse Ronan star. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-2:16

Meet the Lovings: an interracial couple who had to go all the way to the Supreme Court to be together. Married in 1958 despite Virginia’s anti-miscegenation laws, Mildred and Richard Loving were arrested in the middle of the night for the crime of mixed marriage. Convicted on felony charges, the couple spent nine years simply trying to live legally in their own state, culminating in the landmark 1967 case in the U.S. Supreme Court where they finally found justice. This moving documentary features n e v e r - b e f o r e - s e e n footage, elegant still photos from LIFE Magazine, and more. (AL) TV14/L-1:17.

The first season of this provocative new HBO series heads down its final stretch in four crackling new episodes! From David Milch (creator of HBO’s Deadwood) and Michael Mann (Heat, Public Enemies) comes this gripping one-hour drama series set in the worlds of horseracing and gambling. Dustin Hoffman stars as Chester “Ace” Bernstein, an intuitive tough guy with a long history in dirty business. As the season heats up, Ace and his longtime aide (Dennis Farina) continue to move forward with their dangerous plan to take control of a California racetrack. SEASON FINALE MARCH 25.9PM/8C (AC,AL,GV,N) TVMA/V,S,L -1:07

LUCKY (HBO Documentary Films)
Odds you believe your best shot at getting rich is winning the lottery: 1 in 5. Odds you will actually hit the Powerball jackpot: 1 in 195,249,054. Is winning luck or fate? What happens when you really do win big? This documentary takes a cross-country look at some of America’s biggest lottery winners and how they’ve handled their sudden, intoxicating change of fortune, as well as some of the millions of hopefuls who have nothing more than “a dollar and a dream” (AC,AL) TVMA/L-1:31

The mullet-loving maverick from "Saturday Night Live" fame brings his comical brawn and crafty brains to the big screen in this hilarious comedy. When the U.S. is threatened by a nuclear device, the military turns to one man to stop it: MacGruber! Armed with his mind-blowing ability to escape daring situations, MacGruber races out of retirement to lead a motley ops team on a mission to defuse the bomb and stop the villainous Dieter Von Cunth. Starring Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, Ryan Phillippe, Powers Boothe, Maya Rudolph and Val Kilmer. (AC,AL,MV) R-1:30

They murdered his wife...left him for dead...and framed him for a crime he didn’t commit. But the former Mexican federale known as ‘Machete’ carries a lot of sharp blades...and he’s not going down without using them. Expanded from an idea that began as one of the fake trailers in Grindhouse, this “slam-bang” (Variety) throwback to the exploitation classics of the 1970s stars Danny Trejo as the Mexican bad boy. (AC,GL,GV,N) R-1:45

He was the cute puppy dubbed “the world’s worst dog” by his owner John Grogan. But yellow lab Marley wagged his way into the writer’s heart and inspired a career chronicling their unruly, yet often riotous relationship. Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston star in this family film following the Grogans as they married, moved and met Marley: a cute canine with a hilarious destructive streak who deeply impacted the next decade of their lives. Eric Dane and Alan Arkin co-star. Directed by David Frankel, based on the book by John Grogan, screenplay by Scott Frank and Don Roos. (AC,MV) PG-1:56.

A young boy is overjoyed when his favorite filmmaker arrives in Key West to make a movie in this spoof of William Castle and his monster movies. William Schallert even reprises the kind of roles he played in 1950s movies about mutant ants. John Goodman, Jesse White, Robert Picardo. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:39

Love unexpectedly lures a super-powered evildoer to the side of good in this animatedhit featuring the voices of Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, Jonah Hill and Brad Pitt. Megamind is a blue being from another world who delights in his nefarious ways. But when he manages to eliminate his lifelong nemesis Metro Man, Megamind suddenly finds himself without a purpose. It isn’t until his subsequent creation of a new superhero goes awry and he develops feelings for a pretty reporter that the blue meanie discovers he may have a heart after all. Can he save Metro City from newly minted villain Titan before it’s too late? (MV) PG-1:36

For decades, comedy icon Mel Brooks and talk-show pioneer Dick Cavett have delighted the world with their scintillating conversation and side-splitting humor. Now, they partner on stage to reminisce about life and share show-business memories and comical stories. Taped in front of a live audience, the two stars reveal a host of hysterical anecdotes and jokes—from recollections of showbiz legends to an explanation of the origin of The 2,000 Year Old Man—with an appearance by Carl Reiner. (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-:57

Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith are back in this sequel that pits them against a sexy, but villainous extraterrestrial. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:28

MILDRED PIERCE, a 5-Part Miniseries
She gave her daughter everything. But everything was not enough. Oscar®-winner Kate Winslet stars in this five-part adaptation of James M. Cain's classic novel about a uniquely independent woman who finds herself newly divorced during the Depression. Detailing her struggle to carve out a new life for herself and her family, the miniseries explores her devotion to her insatiable daughter, as well as the complex relationships she shares with the men in her life. (AC,AL,N) TVMA/S,L-2:29

What do you do when you awaken after four years in a coma to find out that the girl you’ve been saving yourself for has become a centerfold? Road trip to the Playboy Mansion! Best friends since birth, Tucker (the party-hearty womanizer) and Eugene (the once-comatose virgin) race to Bunny heaven in a raunchy and misguided effort to win back the love of Eugene’s life...or at least score in the process. Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore star in this screwball comedy that takes the term “gross-out” to new heights. With Craig Robinson and Hugh M. Hefner as himself. (AC,GL,MV,N) R-1:30

Three young women get the upgrade of a lifetime on a trip to Paris in this comedy. Grace (Selena Gomez), Meg (Leighton Meester) and Emma (Katie Cassidy) find their drab tour turned into a fantasy when Grace is mistaken for a British heiress. The tween cast makes up a lovely ensemble as they sift through the young-adult complications of realizing themselves, all while playing dress-up. With Cory Monteith and Andie MacDowell. Directed by Thomas Bezucha; based on the novel “Headhunters” by Jules Bass, screen story by Kelly Bowe, screenplay by Thomas Bezucha & April Blair & Maria Maggenti. (AL,MV) PG-1:49

From the fright master behind such classics as Scream and A Nightmare on Elm Street comes this scary tale of supernatural terror. Riverton, Massachusetts is notorious for two things: a vicious serial killer named the Riverton Ripper...and the seven kids who were born on the night the Ripper died. Or did he? Sixteen years later, the Ripper makes his bloody return from the grave...carving up the “Riverton Seven” one by one on a night the town will never forget. Starring Max Thieriot, Denzel Whitaker, Raul Esparza and Shareeka Epps. Written and directed by Wes Craven (AC,GL,GV) R-1:47

It’s off to the Smithsonian for Ben Stiller and a plethora of museum exhibits in this comedy sequel. When his pals from the Museum of Natural History get shipped off to storage in D.C., the former night watchman springs into action. But once free, Stiller & company discover an even bigger threat: the ancient Egyptian ruler Kahmunrah has awakened and assembled the ultimate team of villains--Al Capone, Ivan the Terrible and Napoleon--to help him take over the world! Also with Amy Adams, Owen Wilson, Hank Azaria, Christopher Guest, Alain Chabat and Robin Williams. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:45

Freddy’s back...which can mean only one thing for the terrified teens of Elm Street: fall asleep...and you die. Rebooting Wes Craven’s 1984 horror classic, this scary remake once again follows a group of highschool students who find their dreams stalked by the same sinister madman—a badly scarred, razorglove-wearing ghoul named Fred Krueger. One by one, Freddy slashes them to ribbons when they drift off, while the survivors desperately try to stay awake...and alive. Starring Jackie Earle Haley, Kyle Gallner, Rooney Mara, Katie Cassidy, Thomas Dekker and Kellan Lutz. (AL,GV) R-1:35

For Aron Ralston, being stuck between a rock and a hard place became the story of his life. Based on his shocking real-life tale of survival, this film details the young adventurer’s ill-fated rock-climbing trip in which his arm became hopelessly stuck between a boulder and a canyon wall. Trapped for five days, Ralston fought physical and mental exhaustion until his impending death forced him to make the ultimate sacrifice in order to survive. James Franco delivers the performance of his career as Ralston—a role that earned him a Best Actor Oscar® nomination. The film also earned five other Oscar® nominations, including Best Picture. (AL,GV) R-1:34

Wedding plans result in a major culture clash between two families— one Mexican-American, the other African American—in this comedy. A heated scrap between a radio talkshow host and the towtruck driver about to take his illegally parked car reaches a new level when the two men receive some shocking news: their respective children are about to marry each other. Forest Whitaker, America Ferrera, Carlos Mencia, Regina King and Lance Gross head up the cast. Directed by Rick Famuyiwa; screenplay by Wayne Conley and Malcolm Spellman and Rick Famuyiwa. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:43

From Tom Hanks, Steven Spielberg and Gary Goetzman—the producers behind the Emmy®-winning HBO miniseries Band of Brothers®—comes this epic 10-part miniseries based on the true stories of World War II Marines. Focusing on the intertwined odyssey of Robert Leckie (James Badge Dale), Eugene Sledge (Joe Mazzello) and John Basilone (Jon Seda), The Pacific follows these heroic men and their brothers-in-arms through the first battle on Guadalcanal, into the rain forests of Cape Gloucester and strongholds of Peleliu, across the bloody sands of Iwo Jima and Okinawa and, finally, to their triumphant but uneasy return home. (AC,AL,N,GV) TVMA/V,S,L-:56.

Eighteen years after three little boys were slain in Arkansas, the story of the West Memphis Three takes a shocking new turn. In addition to reviewing the crime, arrest and trials, this sequel revisits many of the central characters, brings to light recent evidence supporting the trio’s innocence, and ends with a blockbuster denouement in the case. (AC,AL,GV,N) TVMA/ V,S,L- 2:01

It’s ‘Close Encounters of the Screwball Kind’ for two sci-fi geeks when they aid a pot-smoking extraterrestrial in this spoof. "Shaun of the Dead" co-stars Simon Pegg and Nick Frost reteam as the pals whose tour of famous UFO sites is sidetracked when they literally run into an alien. Paul looks like the classic alien, but acts more like Cheech & Chong. With his captors from a top-secret government agency on their trail, the trio undertakes a madcap journey to get Paul back to his home planet. Co-starring Jason Bateman, Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader, Blythe Danner, John Carroll Lynch with Sigourney Weaver and Seth Rogen as Paul. (AC,AL,V) R- 1:44

The almighty lightning bolt of Zeus has been stolen and young Percy Jackson stands accused—and a little puzzled. But the highschool teen gets the mythology lesson of a lifetime when he learns that he is the son of Poseidon--the legendary Greek god of the sea--and that he possesses aquatic talents of his own in this exciting adaptation from the popular book series. With help from two demigod pals, Percy sets off on a thrilling race to find the real lightning thief, restore his name, and stop a war among the gods before it’s too late. Starring Logan Lerman and Brandon T. Jackson. (MV) PG-1:59.

Whispers of an island murder bring chills to a Hawaiian paradise for a honeymooning pair in this frightening thriller. Cliff and Cyndey are bound for a quiet Kauai beach when they learn of a psycho killer said to be slaying tourists. It isn’t long before the newlyweds’ trek takes an unnerving turn upon meeting two curious couples whose motives remain eerily unclear. Starring Timothy Olyphant, Milla Jovovich, Kiele Sanchez, Steve Zahn, Marley Shelton and Chris Hemsworth. Directed and written by David Twohy. (AC,GL,GV,N) R-1:38.

Tim Burton's eyepopping remake stars Mark Wahlberg as an astronaut who lands on a planet ruled by apes. Helena Bonham Carter. (V) PG13- 2:00

Clint Eastwood stars in this 1971 thriller about a late-night deejay who is pursued by a psychotic fan. (AC,V) R-1:42

The phantoms return with a vengeance in this terrifying sequel to the hit thriller Poltergeist (AL,MV) PG13-1:31

They are eight violent strangers—murderers, mercenaries, and assassins, among them—but now they are only one thing: hunted. Awakening with no memory and literally falling into a mysterious world, the motley group quickly discovers that the kings of this jungle are the weapons-savvy alien predators who are stalking them in this gripping installment in the Predator series. Adrien Brody, Topher Grace, Alice Braga, Walton Goggins and Laurence Fishburne star. Directed by Nimrod Antal; written by Alex Litvak & Michael Finch, based on characters created by Jim Thomas & John Thomas. (AC,GL,GV) R-1:47

Fifty years ago this month, John F. Kennedy was sworn in as the 35th President of the United States. To commemorate the anniversary of his inauguration, HBO presents this intimate profile of JFK—the candidate, the president, and the man—using vérité footage shot by pioneering filmmaker Robert Drew. Compiled from four groundbreaking films, this documentary provides a candid look at Kennedy, his aides, and his wife Jackie, while also capturing various critical moments in his candidacy and presidency. TVG-1:30.

In 1997, actor Morgan Freeman offered to pay for the senior prom at Charleston High School in Mississippi, on one condition: it had to be racially integrated. His offer was ignored. Ten years later, he offered again—and this time, the school board accepted. HBO presents this film that follows the efforts of students as they prepare for the groundbreaking dance. (AL) TV14/L-1:29.

Vince Vaughn stars as motherobsessed maniac Norman Bates in Gus Van Sant’s slick shot-for-shot remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s classic flick. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:44

Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? In this case, a whole village. With residents being slaughtered during the full moon, a young woman (Amanda Seyfried) learns of her mysterious connection to the beast. Meanwhile, the arrival of a sadistic werewolf hunter (Gary Oldman of Bram Stoker's Dracula) portends a vicious ‘witch hunt’ that leads to a chilling confrontation in which no one is safe...not even at grandmother’s house (AC,V) PG13-1:40. HBODec.17,18,20,25,26,29,31C5EH

Artificial organ transplants have saved thousands of lives and become the miracle of the future. But the corporation that produces them is hiding a dirty secret: they’ll rip out your guts if you can’t pay up. Jude Law serves as a futuristic repo man who specializes in the gory retrieval of these organs from deadbeat customers...until an accident leaves him with a shiny new heart and a debt he can’t pay. (AC,AL,BN,GV) R-1:51

Everybody knows that the bird is the word in this fun-filled animated adventure! The critter in question is Blu, a flightchallenged macaw living as the loyal pet to his equally nerdy owner. Learning that he may be the last male of his kind, Blu heads to Rio de Janeiro to mate with a macawnamed Jewel—and begins the adventure of a lifetime. Snatched by bird smugglers, Blu must put aside his fears and spread his wings as he and Jewel make a gutsy escape with the villains on their tail. Anne Hathaway, Jesse Eisenberg, Jemaine Clement, Leslie Mann, George Lopez and Jamie Foxx head up the voice cast. G-1:36

In 1975, Robert Klein starred in HBO’s first original comedy special. Now, the comedian/ actor returns for his ninth stand-up special, an hour of hilarious new insights into society’s foibles and follies, plus several memorable musical interludes in which he’s backed by a symphony orchestra. Recorded live, this special will feature Klein’s comical insights on such topics as: political indiscretions & hypocrisy in Washington; pharmacological concert experiences; TV & pop culture; and comedic musical numbers about Barack Obama, medicinal marijuana and gay marriage. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57.

Gladiator director Ridley Scott and star Russell Crowe reteam in this thrilling, revisionist take on the “Robin Hood” legend. Forget the dashing swashbuckler image of this character from movie history, this Robin Hood is a rugged, skilled marksman who lets his deadly arrows do the talking as he inspires a nation’s fight for freedom against tyranny and corruption. Cate Blanchett co-stars as the beautiful, fiery Maid Marion who captures Robin’s heart. Directed by Ridley Scott; screenplay by Brian Helgeland, story by Brian Helgeland and Ethan Reiff & Cyrus Voris. (AC,MV) PG13-2:20

Claustrophobics beware: you will experience severely confined spaces in this “squirmingly visceral thriller” (Variety) about a group of cave explorers who become hopelessly trapped in a massive underground labyrinth. With a freak cyclone rapidly filling the caves with water, the survivors must navigate a treacherous series of unexplored tunnels in search of a way out. Richard Roxburgh and Rhys Wakefield star as clashing father-and-son spelunkers who find common ground in leading the team to safety. Also with Alice Parkinson, Dan Wyllie and Ioan Gruffudd. (AL,MV) R-1:49

Disfigured by violence... scarred for life. For too many Pakistani women who have become the victims of acid attacks, the horrific physical scars are rivaled only by the emotional ones that never leave them—-while their attackers get away with minimal punishment. This film tells the stories of two survivors of these vicious attacks and their quest for justice, as well as the efforts of a renowned London plastic surgeon— Dr. Mohammad Jawad—-who put his practice on hold to return to his home country to help these and other victims. Academy Award Nominee, Best Documentary Short(AC) TVPG/D-:40

Finding love is difficult enough, but for Scott Pilgrim, the challenge goes seven steps further when he falls for a fuchsia-haired beauty in this “funny...infectious” (New York Times) adaptation of the cult graphic novel. Michael Cera stars as the dweeby wannabe rock star who faces a monumental challenge to winning the heart of Ramona Flowers: he must fight and defeat her Seven Evil Exes. Can the power of love lift this uber-wimp to victory against the likes of a villainous vegan, a studly skateboarder and a demented “half-ninja,” among others? Co-starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:52

It’s off to the exotic desert locale of Abu Dhabi for Carrie Bradshaw and her stylesavvy girlfriends in this riotous comedy sequel. With marriage, kids and career throwing their share of roadblocks at them, Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda do the only thing they can to stop the madness: jet off for an unforgettable week of passion, luxury and unexpected temptation, Arabianstyle! Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon star. Also with John Corbett and Chris Noth. Written & directed by Michael Patrick King. “An excellent sexy adventure” (AC,AL,BN) R-2:26

Step inside the Manhattan District Attorney’s famed Sex Crimes Unit for a gritty and gripping look at the real-life drama of the country’s first unit solely dedicated to the prosecution of sexual assaults. Candid interviews and behind-the- scenes footage shed an unprecedented light on the prosecutors and investigators who relentlessly seek justice for sex-assault victims. The documentary also explores the history of this groundbreaking unit, their present-day impact, and chronicles the resolution of one case involving a victim who recounts the details of her brutal rape at gunpoint 16 years earlier. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-1:27. Premiers June 20

Poor Shrek finds himself longing for the good old days when he was the meanest and greenest ogre in the forest. But he soon comes down with a case of “be careful what you wish for” when he cuts a deal with the devious Rumpelstiltskin to give himself a day without a care. The result leaves Shrek—like George Bailey in It’s a Wonderful Life—in a world in which he’s never been born. Now, Fiona’s a warrior princess, Puss is fat and no longer in boots, Donkey is...well, he’s still Donkey, and Rumpelstiltskin’s ruling the whole place! Can Shrek find a way to void the Faustian contract? Voices: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:33

Steven Soderbergh’s cerebral remake of the 1972 Russian sci-fi classic follows a doctor who encounters his late wife on a space station. (AC,BN,V) PG13-1:38

There’s a fine line between love and friendship, but for a NYC attorney, that line becomes a precarious tightrope. Darcy (Kate Hudson) and Rachel (Ginnifer Goodwin) have been friends since childhood, but their bond is put to the test after Rachel hooks up with Darcy’s fiancee Dex just two months before their wedding. With guilt pulling her one way, and her attraction to Dex in the other (and the wedding fast approaching), Rachel must decide between true love with Dex or her lifelong friendship with Darcy. John Krasinski, Colin Egglesfield, Steve Howey, Ashley Williams, Geoff Pierson and Jill Eikenberry co-star. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:53

Taking the next step in genetic engineering has monstrous consequences for a scientist couple in this “pleasurably shivery” (New York Times) horror film. Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley star as the brilliant geneticists who cross moral, ethical and legal boundaries when they add human DNA to a new organism they have created. The result is Dren: a human-animal hybrid who quickly grows out of their control. Delphine Chaneac co-stars as Dren. Directed by Vincenzo Natali; screenplay by Vincenzo Natali & Antoinette Terry Bryant and Doug Taylor, story by Vincenzo Natali & Antoinette Terry Bryant. (AC,GL,N,RP,V) R-1:44

Bachelor party revelers catch the express train to terror in this pulsepounding horror flick. Kip Pardue stars as the groom-to-be who is taken out for a night on the town in New York City by his three pals. When their boozy antics get them booted off the subway and left at an abandoned underground station, the group finds themselves lost in the labyrinthine tunnels—and hunted by a rabid pack of cannibalistic dwellers. Vinessa Shaw, Breckin Meyer, Scott Adkins, Karl Geary, Sarah Barrand, Rachel Oliva and Luca Bercovici co-star in this harrowing tale. Written and directed by Peter A. Dowling. (AC,AL,GV,N) R-1:23

A special archeological find unlocks a passage to another universe in this sci-fi thriller starring Kurt Russell and James Spader. With Jaye Davidson.

Kirk and his crew battle villainous Khan, who stalks the galaxy with his ruffians, bent on revenge. William Shatner, Ricardo Montalban. KHAN!!! (AL,MV) PG-1:53.

For most children, going to school is as simple as going around the block. For others, it’s the end of a long and dangerous journey. In the Bialik-Rogozin School in Tel Aviv, children from diverse backgrounds all over the world come together to learn. Winner of the 2010 Oscar® for Best Documentary Short Subject, this compelling film follows several students as they acclimate to life in a new land, while slowly opening up to share stories of poverty, political adversity and even genocide in their home countries (AC) TVPG/D-:40. HBO Dec.5,8,11,13,26,28,30 C5h

STRIKE BACK, An Original Series
An unlikely alliance between two crack special agents fuels the breakneck action and heart-pounding suspense of Strike Back—the first-ever scripted prime-time drama series from Cinemax. As members of a top-secret anti-terrorist organization known as Section 20, British sergeant Michael Stonebridge and disgraced Delta Forces operative Damien Scott undertake a series of adventures while criss-crossing the globe on the trail of an international terrorist named Latif who is planning the ultimate attack with a cache of Weapons of Mass Destruction. Philip Winchester and Sullivan Stapleton star. (AC,AL,GV,N) TVMA/V,S,L :48

Get ready for an electric action fantasy from the director of ‘300.’ Locked in a mental institution with only five days before she is lobotomized, Babydoll (Emily Browning) regresses deep into her own mind to find a way to escape. The result is the creation of a stunning alternate world in which Babydoll and her fellow residents are transformed into scantily clad working girls who battle dragons, Nazi zombies, cyborgs and more when they’re not dancing for their sleazy customers. Co-starring Abbie Cornish, Jena Malone, Vanessa Hudgens, Jamie Chung, Carla Gugino, Oscar Isaac with Jon Hamm and Scott Glenn. (AC,AL,V) PG13- 1:50

From Cormac McCarthy comes this searing exploration of the ongoing debate between belief and atheism...afterlife and nihilism...salvation and suicide. Set in a New York tenement, the film focuses on two very different men—a black ex-con who claims to hear the voice of Jesus, and a white professor whom he has saved from throwing himself in front of an oncoming train. What follows is a high-stakes philosophical debate that reaches a shattering conclusion. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-1:31

“Mr. Xtreme.” “Zimmer.” “Master Legend.” “Life.” These are just a few of America’s Real-Life Superheroes: everyday citizens who don homemade masks and costumes and vow to protect the innocent and bring evildoers to justice. This endearing new HBO documentary delves into the often-eccentric world of these flesh-and-blood crusaders who take to the streets armed with utility belts, stun guns and a sense of moral purpose. (AC,AL, MV) TV14/V,L,D-1:20

Is mankind doomed in 2012? He said he’d be back...but this time cyborg assassin Arnold Schwarzenegger is programmed to save the fate of humanity. A box office smash and the rare sequel that actually improves on the original, James Cameron’s epic T2 finds Schwarzenegger protecting young John Connor—the only hope for mankind’s future against a takeover by machines—and his mom (Linda Hamilton) from a new cyborg upgrade: an indestructible, morphing monster that will stop at nothing to kill them. Robert Patrick and Edward Furlong costar. Directed by James Cameron; written by James Cameron & William Wisher. (AC,BN, GL,V) R-2:17

As a young man growing up in Baltimore, Thurgood Marshall wondered if he would spend his entire life being humiliated by segregation. Instead, he dedicated himself to banishing segregation in all of its forms—by becoming the first African American to serve on the U.S. Supreme Court. Based on George Stevens Jr.’s acclaimed one-man play and told in the first person by Laurence Fishburne (in the role of Marshall), the film focuses on the turning points in the life and career of this civil rights pioneer. (AL) TV14/L-1:45

There may be no time like the present, but for Henry De Tamble, the present is an unpredictable paradox with only one constant: love. Based on the bestseller, this supernatural love story follows the hapless librarian—who has an uncontrolled ability to teleport through time—and the love of his life, Clare. Together, they forge a love against all odds and with only one expectation: that they can be suddenly separated at any given moment. Rachel McAdams and Eric Bana star in this whimsical, bittersweet tale. With Arliss Howard and Ron Livingston. (MV) PG13-1:47.

A hockey-playing hellion turns into a tutu-wearing Tooth Fairy to atone for his bad behavior in this funny family film. Dwayne Johnson stars as the minor-league hockey beast best known for breaking teeth on the ice. But he soon gets into matters of the heart--and learns a major-league lesson--from some magical fairies whose nocturnal dental collections keep kids’ dreams alive. Ashley Judd and Julie Andrews co-star. Directed by Michael Lembeck; screenplay by Lowell Ganz & Babaloo Mandel and Joshua Sternin & Jeffrey Ventimilia and Randi Mayem Singer, story by Jim Piddock. (AC,AL) PG-1:41

Faerie godmothers with wicked agendas. Modern-day witches. Skinwalkers, shapeshifters, werepanthers, werewolves. And, of course, vampires. The supernatural is out of control in the boiling, bubbling brew that is True Blood. As Season 4 comes to a close with the final two episodes, human/faerie waitress Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin) has returned to Bon Temps while her vampire soulmate Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer) has risen to the role of King…even as Sookie has developed an unlikely attraction to Eric Northman. Meanwhile, they must deal with the threat of Marnie, a witch looking to eradicate the entire vampire population. (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:57

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito star as the unlikeliest (and loopiest) twins ever to cut the cord. With Kelly Preston and Chloe Webb (AC,AL,V) PG-1:47

A young woman finds herself haunted by nightmarish visions and a venomous stepmother upon her return from an institutional stint in this chiller. Anna (Emily Browning) was put in a clinic following her mother’s tragic death. When she returns, her mother’s former caregiver is married to her dad--and ghostly apparitions keep trying to tell her something. Elizabeth Banks costars (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:27.

The remarkable musical collaboration of pop superstar Elton John and his early-career idol Leon Russell on their heralded 2010 album The Union is explored in this documentary. Directed by renowned filmmaker Cameron Crowe (Almost Famous), the film provides a neverbefore- seen look at John during the composing process as he works with Russell—a musical icon who had faded from public consciousness in recent years—on writing and recording The Union, which included guestrecording appearances by Brian Wilson, Booker T. Jones, and others. (AL) TVPG/L-1:27.

Dr. Martin Harris arrived in Berlin with his wife to attend a biotech conference. Four days later, he awakened after a terrible accident to discover that his wife doesn’t recognize him...that she is with another man named Dr. Martin Harris...and that men are out to kill him. Liam Neeson stars in this harrowing thriller as the mystery man trying to piece together his identity with the help of the taxi driver (Diane Kruger) who saved his life during the crash that erased most of his memory. Can they get to the bottom of the conundrum before it’s too late? January Jones, Aidan Quinn and Frank Langella co-star in this tale with a whopper of a twist. (AC,V) PG13-1:53

A runaway freight train hurtles out of control while carrying toxic explosives toward a busy metropolis in this “gripping” (Variety) action flick inspired by real events. Roaring furiously along at full speed with its cargo of highly flammable material, the unmanned diesel train is on a direct path to Scranton, PA. It’s up to a veteran engineer (Denzel Washington) and a young conductor (Chris Pine) to somehow bring the deadly locomotive to a stop and avert tragedy. Rosario Dawson co-stars as a steely train traffic manager who helps guide the risky operation. Directed by Tony Scott; written by Mark Bomback. (AL,V) PG13-1:38

Cupid’s big day results in passion, romance and heartbreak in this romantic comedy. It’s February 14th, a day for love, flowers and cheesy greeting cards. But for one intertwined group of Los Angelenos, it becomes an unforgettable 24 hours filled with romance, heartbreak, laughs, revenge, phone sex, proposals, betrayals, secrets revealed...and even a plot to lose one’s virginity! By day’s end, none of them will ever be the same. The allstar ensemble cast includes Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates, Jessica Biel, Bradley Cooper, Eric Dane, Patrick Dempsey, Hector Elizondo, and more. (AC,AL,BN,MV) PG13-2:05

From the comedy team behind Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans comes this deranged spoof that takes hilarious aim at the Twilight films. Angst is the emotion of the day as the new girl in a small Pacific Northwest high school finds herself at the center of a love triangle involving a moody virginal vampire and a cat-chasing werewolf. From there, it’s a nonstop gag-fest of grossouts and timely pop-culture references that range from gut-busting to jaw-dropping. Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Diedrich Bader, Chris Riggi and Ken Jeong star. Written & directed by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-1:22

U.S. Marshal Kate Beckinsale is ensconced in murder and mystery at an isolated research outpost in frosty Antarctica in this chilling shocker. Haunted by a past blunder, Carrie Stetko (Beckinsale) vows to stop an ice-axe-wielding murderer whose bloody work may be connected to a 50-year-old mystery involving a downed Russian plane frozen deep in the permafrost. Gabriel Macht, Columbus Short and Tom Skerritt co-star. Directed by Dominic Sena; screenplay by Jon Hoeber & Erich Hoeber and Chad Hayes & Carey W. Hayes, based on the graphic novel by Greg Rucka and Steve Lieber. (AC,GL,GV,N) R-1:41

A screwball rabbit is framed for murder and must rely on a hard-boiled private eye to save him in this live action/animated hit. (AC,V) PG-1:44

Will Smith and Kevin Kline battle a psycho who wants to take over the country using a giant mechanical torantula in this comic western. Kenneth Branagh, Salma Hayek and Ted Levine co-star. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-1:46.

Mike Flaherty is an overworked, underpaid lawyer...the wrestling team he coaches hasn’t won amatch in eons...and his money problems are so bad he’s sneakily decided to become a caregiver to an aging client in order to collect a monthly stipend. Just one problem: the man’s nephew Kyle arrives in need of a place to stay. Paul Giamatti stars as the struggling attorney who feels like he’s hit the jackpot between the cash and the fact that Kyle’s a top-caliber wrestler. But unexpected complications ensue when the truth comes out. Amy Ryan, Bobby Cannavale and Jeffrey Tambor co-star in this winning comedy. (AC, AL,BN,MV) R-1:46.

Returning home after the mysterious slaughter of his brother proves to be one howl of a bad time for young gentleman in this terrifying remake of the 1941 werewolf classic. Attacked by an unseen creature, Lawrence Talbot (Benicio Del Toro) begins to undergo a bizarre transformation that culminates on the night of the full moon—a metamorphosis that proves deadly to the local villagers. Anthony Hopkins costars as Lawrence’s wise father who knows quite a bit about the Talbot family curse. Also with Emily Blunt and Hugo Weaving (AC,AL,GV) R-1:42

It’s the X-Men as they’ve never been seen before! Taking the comicbook movie franchise in a sensational new direction, this riveting “origins” tale explores the story of the mutant superheroes, led by Professor Charles Xavier (James McAvoy) and Erik “Magneto” Lehnsherr (Michael Fassbender), as they unite in the face of a common threat to mankind: a sadistic ex- Nazi named Sebastian Shaw who has a plan for nuclear holocaust and mutant world domination. Rose Byrne, January Jones, Oliver Platt and Kevin Bacon co-star in this “popcorn flick deluxe” (New York Daily News). (AC,AL, MV) PG13-2:12

Medieval moron Danny McBride (HBO’s Eastbound & Down) undertakes a quest to help save his brother’s betrothed in this screwball sword-and-sorcery tale. While his older brother Fabious (James Franco) is a valiant warrior, Thadeous (McBride) is a screw-up whose idea of swordplay is selfpleasure. Forced to help his brother, it’s up to Thadeous and a gorgeous female warrior (Natalie Portman) to lead the quest while facing perverted wizards, naked nymphs, and more. Zooey Deschanel, Justin Theroux, Toby Jones and Damian Lewis costar in this raunchy comedy- adventure. (AC,AL, MV) R-1:42.

Five sexy friends enjoy the steamy fantasy stories on the blog of writer Zane in this erotic MAX series. No relation to Zane Grey. Widescreen

Times shown EST/Pacific
2011 Daily listings

                                               MARCH 2012
6:25a HBO Making/Gulliver’s Travels
6:40 HBO Nanny McPhee Returns
MAX Dr. Seuss’ The Cat in the Hat
8:05 MAX No Way Out
8:30 HBO On Freddie Roach
9:00 HBO Percy Jackson/Thief
10:00 MAX Date Night
11:00 HBO Harry Potter/Hallows (Part 1)
11:30 MAX The Flintstones in Vivia Rock Vegas
1:05p MAX Mercury Rising
1:30 HBO Real Sports/Bryant Gumbel
2:30 HBO The Transporter
3:00 MAX Secret Window
4:00 HBO Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
4:35 MAX Life As We Know It
6:00 HBO Percy Jackson & the Olympians: Lightning Thief
6:30 MAX Unstoppable
8:00 HBO Real Sports/Bryant Gumbel
8:15 MAX Carrie
9:00 HBO On Freddie Roach
9:30 HBO Life’s Too Short
10:00 HBO Game of Thrones
MAX Robin Hood
11:00 HBO Atlantic City Hookers:
It Ain’t E-Z Being a Ho
12:05a HBO Big Mommas: Like Father...
12:20 MAX Busty Coeds/Cheerleaders
1:40 MAX Identity
1:55 HBO Cathouse: Come to the Party!
2:25 HBO Sonny
3:10 MAX Bruno
4:20 HBO The Great White Hype
4:35 MAX Moment by Moment
6:00a HBO The Lazarus Effect
6:20 MAX Catfish
6:30 HBO City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly’s Gold
7:50 MAX My Big Fat Greek Wedding
8:30 HBO Marathon Boy
9:30 MAX The Cutting Edge: Going for the Gold
10:15 HBO Envy
11:10 MAX Knight and Day
12:00 HBO Antwone Fisher
1:00p MAX Devil
2:00 HBO Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
2:20 MAX Just Married
4:00 HBO You Got Served
MAX Conviction
5:45 HBO X2
5:50 MAX Dances With Wolves
8:00 HBO Game of Thrones
8:15 HBO Your Highness
8:50 MAX 3000 Miles to Graceland
10:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher Same-night replay!
11:00 MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
11:30 MAX Lingerie
12:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
MAX Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad
12:30a HBO Repo Men
1:20 MAX Black Swan
2:25 HBO Cradle 2 the Grave
3:10 MAX The Amityville Horror
4:10 HBO United 93
5:10 MAX Somewhere
6:10a HBO Chasing Liberty
6:50 MAX Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole
8:00 HBO Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
8:30 MAX Thelma & Louise
9:30 HBO Flight of the Conchords
10:00 HBO Exporting Raymond
10:45 MAX Red Riding Hood
11:30 HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
12:30p HBO Drumline
MAX Inception
2:30 HBO Clash of the Titans
3:00 MAX The Getaway
4:15 HBO Something Borrowed
5:00 MAX DOA: Dead or Alive
6:15 HBO Men in Black
6:30 MAX Last Man Standing
8:00 HBO Hanna
8:15 MAX Bruce Almighty
10:00 HBO Boxing After Dark Gamboa vs. Martinez; Rios vs. TBA
MAX X-Men: First Class
12:00 HBO Luck
12:15a MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
12:45 MAX Dark Fantasies
12:50 HBO Hanna
2:05 MAX X-Men First Class
2:45 HBO What to Watch
3:05 HBO Splice
4:20 MAX Murder on the Orient Express
4:55 HBO Hot Coffee
6:30a HBO What a Girl Wants
MAX Diary of a Wimpy Kid
8:05 MAX Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
8:15 HBO Flight of the Conchords
8:45 HBO Harry Potter/Hallows (Part 1)
9:50 MAX Unknown
11:15 HBO HBO Boxing After Dark
11:45 MAX X-Men First Class
1:15p HBO Game of Thrones
1:30 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
2:00 MAX House of the Rising Sun
2:30 HBO Big Mommas: Like Father...
3:30 MAX The Fourth Kind
4:30 HBO Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 1)
5:10 MAX Pulp Fiction
7:00 HBO Hanna
7:45 MAX X-Men First Class
9:00 HBO Luck
10:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
MAX In & Out
10:30 HBO Life’s Too Short
11:00 HBO Luck
11:30 MAX House of the Rising Sun
12:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
12:30a HBO Life’s Too Short
1:00 HBO Big Mommas:
Like Father, Like Son
MAX Co-Ed Confidential
1:35 MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
2:05 MAX 187
2:50 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
3:50 HBO Underworld
4:05 MAX Back to the Future
6:00a HBO Star Trek Generations
6:05 MAX Revenge of the Pink Panther
7:45 MAX Broadcast News
8:00 HBO Star Trek: First Contact
10:00 HBO Mel Brooks and Dick Cavett Together Again
MAX Going the Distance
11:00 HBO The Special Relationship
11:45 MAX The Cotton Club
12:30p HBO The Rite
2:00 MAX Torque
2:30 HBO Drumline
3:30 MAX Bull Durham
4:30 HBO Catwoman
5:20 MAX MacGruber
6:15 HBO The Transporter
6:50 MAX Secret Window
8:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
8:30 MAX Shrek Forever After
9:00 HBO Sucker Punch
10:00 MAX Valentine’s Day
11:00 HBO Life’s Too Short
11:30 HBO Ring Life: Sergio Martinez
11:45 HBO The A-Team
12:10a MAX Voyeur’s Web
1:35 MAX Platoon
1:50 HBO Ricochet
3:35 HBO Wrong Turn
3:40 MAX Femme Fatales
4:05 MAX Without a Trace
5:00 HBO Sucker Punch
6:10a MAX Demetrius and the Gladiators
6:55 HBO The Beautician and the Beast
7:50 MAX Marmaduke
8:45 HBO Making/Gulliver’s Travels
9:00 HBO Love Don’t Cost a Thing
9:20 MAX Something’s Gotta Give
10:45 HBO The In Crowd
11:30 MAX Black Swan
12:30p HBO Hanna
1:20 MAX Unstoppable
2:30 HBO Percy Jackson & the Olympians: Lightning Thief
3:00 MAX Lost in Translation
4:30 HBO Exporting Raymond
4:45 MAX Heart and Souls
6:00 HBO Independence Day
6:30 MAX Our Family Wedding
8:15 MAX Win Win
8:30 HBO Hanna
10:00 MAX The Girl Next Door
10:30 HBO Eastbound & Down
11:00 HBO Luck
11:50 MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
11:55 HBO Exporting Raymond
12:25a MAX The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad
1:25 HBO Tempted
1:45 MAX Set It Off
3:05 HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
3:50 MAX Black Sheep
4:05 HBO Separate Lies
5:20 MAX The Return of the Living Dead II
5:30 HBO Transmission Test (see below)
6:50a MAX The Education of Little Tree
7:00 HBO Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
8:30 HBO Gulliver’s Travels
8:45 MAX X-Men: First Class
10:00 HBO Something Borrowed
11:00 MAX Gossip
12:00 HBO Chasing Papi
12:30p MAX Life As We Know It
1:30 HBO Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
2:30 MAX Event Horizon
3:30 HBO The A-Team
4:05 MAX Just Married
5:30 HBO Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 1)
5:45 MAX Big Stan
7:35 MAX Face/Off
8:00 HBO Something Borrowed
10:00 HBO Luck
MAX X-Men: First Class
11:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
12:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
12:15a MAX Lingerie Feature
12:30 HBO Your Highness
2:10 MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
2:15 HBO Terminator 3:
Rise of the Machines
2:40 MAX Out of Sight
4:05 HBO Femme Fatale
4:45 MAX Amityville II: The Possession
6:00a HBO Dirty Work
6:30 MAX The Indian in the Cupboard
7:30 HBO You Got Served
8:05 MAX The Relic
9:15 HBO Men in Black
10:00 MAX Fatal Instinct
11:00 HBO Sucker Punch
11:30 MAX Inception
1:00p HBO Antwone Fisher
2:00 MAX I’M Gonna Git You Sucka
3:00 HBO Chasing Liberty
3:30 MAX In & Out
5:00 HBO Clash of the Titans
5:05 MAX Devil
6:30 MAX Wishcraft
6:45 HBO How to Train Your Dragon
8:15 MAX Red Riding Hood
8:30 HBO Saving Face
9:15 HBO Game of Thrones
9:30 HBO Life’s Too Short
10:00 HBO Game of Thrones
MAX Pulp Fiction
11:00 HBO Real Sex 18
11:50 HBO Clash of the Titans
12:35a MAX Chemistry
1:05 MAX Chemistry
1:30 MAX Child’s Play 3
1:40 HBO Man on the Moon
3:05 MAX Femme Fatales
3:35 MAX MacGruber
3:45 HBO Get Carter
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3:00 HBO My Soul to Take
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5:20 MAX From the Terrace

THE A-TEAM A fugitive Special Forces
team leaves mayhem in their wake in this
action-packed update of the classic ‘80s
TV series. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-1:59. HBO
Mar.5,7,10,13,19,22,25,30 C5EH
hand in the pre-planned lives of a politician
and a ballerina in this intriguing tale. Matt
Damon and Emily Blunt star. (AC,MV)
PG13-1:46. MAX Mar.31 CDEH
The madcap moose and his
trusty squirrel sidekick head into the real
world to thwart a devious plot in this liveaction/
animated comedy. (AC,MV) PG-
1:32. HBO Mar.12,28 C5EH
THE ALARMIST Two burglar alarm
salesmen create a demand for their
product by breaking into homes. Stanley
Tucci and David Arquette star. (AC,AL,BN)
R-1:31. MAX Mar.26 CSEH
Alvin and his Chipmunk
buddies rock out more musical hits–while
also attending high school–in this fun
and tuneful family sequel. (MV) PG-1:29.
HBO Mar.3,13,21,29 C5EH
Long Island home turns out to be a house
of horrors in this frightening 1979 tale.
(AC,AL,GV) R-1:59.MAX Mar.2CEH
Demonic forces terrorize another family
and take possession of a teen. (AL,GV,N,
RP,SC) R-1:44. MAX Mar.7 CEH
AMITYVILLE 3-D The world’s most famous
house of horror lures a skeptical journalist
and his ex-wife into its deadly grip in this
third Amityville shocker. (AC,AL,MV)
PG-1:33. MAX Mar.13 CSEH
ANASTASIA A young orphan might be the
last of Czarist Russia’s bluebloods in this
musical fable of royalty, risk and romance.
G-1:34. HBO Mar.14,26 C5EH
THE ANT BULLY Ants shrink a naughty boy
down to their size in order to teach him a
valuable lesson in this animated tale. (MV)
PG-1:29. HBO Mar.21,30 C5EH
ANTWONE FISHER Denzel Washington’s
directorial debut is a true story of a hottempered
Navy man who confronts his
anger. Derek Luke, Joy Bryant. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-2:00. HBO Mar.2,8,19 CDEH
ARTHUR Love threatens to come between
drunken playboy Russell Brand and his
inheritance in this remake. (AC,MV)
PG13-1:50. HBO Mar.19 C5EH
BEING A HO’ America Undercover This
docu focuses on purveyors of the world’s
profession in Atlantic City. (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:00. HBO Mar.1 CSEH
BACK TO THE FUTURE Michael J. Fox is an
’80s teen who accidentally almost uncreates
himself by disrupting his teen
parents-to-be in this hit. (AC,AL,MV) PG-
1:56. MAX Mar.4,19,31 CDEH
McFly revs up the DeLorean one last time
to save the life of Doc Brown in the
conclusion to the sci-R trilogy. (AC,AL) PG-
1:58. MAX Mar.25 CDEH
BEATDOWN A tough young street Rghter
brawls his way to the top of an
underground cage-Rghting circuit. Starring
Rudy Youngblood. (AL,GV,N) R-1:30.
HBO Mar.16,20,25,31 C5EH
Fran Drescher goes to Slovetzia to tutor the
president’s kids in this comedy. (AC)
PG-1:47. HBO Mar.6,23 C5EH
‘Big Momma’ shows up when FBI man
Martin Lawrence goes undercover–in a
girls school. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:47. HBO
Mar.1,4,9,10,15,17,21 C5EH
BIG STAN Rob Schneider stars as a realestate
scammer who transforms himself
into a tough guy to survive. (AC,GL,MV,N)
R-1:49. MAX Mar.7,17 CSEH
BLACK SHEEP Comedy cohorts Chris
Farley and David Spade team up in this
laughfest about a political candidate’s bozo
brother and the geek who is hired to keep
him out of trouble. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:26. MAX Mar.6,17 CSEH
BLACK SWAN Obsession drives a ballerina
(Oscar®-winner Natalie Portman) to the
brink of madness. Vincent Cassel,Mila Kunis,
Barbara Hershey. (AC,GL,GV,SC) R-1:48.
MAX Mar.2,6,10,19,25 CDEH
BOOGIE NIGHTS Mark Wahlberg stars as a
well endowed porn superstar whose rise to
the top precipitates a swift fall into drugs.
With Julianne Moore, Burt Reynolds, Don
Cheadle and John C. Reilly. (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
R-2:36. MAX Mar.11,19 CDEH
BOUND Mob moll Jennifer Tilly and Gina
Gershon get hot and heavy while plotting to
rob a brutal gangster in this cult hit. Also
with Joe Pantoliano and John Ryan. (AC,
AL,N,V) R-1:48. MAX Mar.15 CDH
BOXING All-new Rght doubleheader with
middleweight king Sergio Martinez facing
Matthew Macklin; plus, Edwin Rodriguez
takes on Donovan George. (AL) TVPG/L-
2:12. HBO Mar.17,18,19 CSEH
BOXING Super lightweight champion Erik
Morales vs. Danny Garcia; plus, James
Kirkland vs. Carlos Molina. (AL) TVPG/L-
2:12. HBO Mar.24,25,26 CSEH
but the Bradys are stuck in the ’70s in this
spoof that has those zany kids trying to
raise money to save their house. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:28. HBO Mar.27 CDEH
BRIDESMAIDS Maid of Dishonor is more
like it for KristenWiig as she leads soon-tobe-
wed Maya Rudolph on a disastrous path
to the altar in this comedy. (AC,AL,MV) R-
2:05. HBO Mar.24,27 C5EH
BROADCAST NEWS An insider’s look at
the lives of an anchorman, a reporter and a
hot-shot producer on a network news team.
William Hurt, Holly Hunter, Albert Brooks.
(AL,BN) R-2:12. MAX Mar.5 CSEH
BRUNO Sacha Baron Cohen is Bruno, a
Samboyant Austrian fashionista who has
come to L.A. to Rnd stardom. (AC,GL,N,V)
R-1:21. MAX Mar.1,19 CDEH
BULL DURHAM A pitcher and a veteran
catcher of a minor league team fall for a
baseball groupie. Kevin Costner, Susan
Sarandon, Tim Robbins. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:48. MAX Mar.5,10,15,28 CDEH
Passion and competition collide
when contestants compete in the “Hottie of
the Year” contest. (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-1:15. MAX Mar.1,16 CSH
CABIN FEVER An idyllic vacation to the
mountains takes a turn for Rve college
youths who come into contact with a nasty
Sesh-eating disease. (AC,AL,GV,N,SC) R-
1:32. MAX Mar.12,26 CDEH
CAN’T HARDLY WAIT A high school
graduation bash sets the stage for love.
Jennifer Love Hewitt. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:41. HBO Mar.13,22 C5EH
a job at a department store and is locked in
the building overnight with a beautiful girl
in this comedy. Starring Frank Whaley,
Jennifer Connelly. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:23. HBO Mar.27 CSEH
CARRIE Sissy Spacek is the telekinetic
teen who turns prom night into a terrible
bloodbath in this horror classic based on
Stephen King’s book. John Travolta. (GV,
N) R-1:38. MAX Mar.1,12,24 CEH
CATFISH A Facebook friendship takes a
strange series of turns that leads a young
man on a disturbing journey. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:27. MAX Mar.2 CDEH
inside the bustling, bust-Rlled Moonlite
Bunny Ranch in Nevada. (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:25. HBO Mar.1,15,28 CSE
Bunny Ranch’s most vocally talented
working girls sing in this sexy musical
edition of Cathouse! (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-:42. HBO Mar.13,22 CSEH
CATWOMAN A cosmetics company
employee murdered for her knowledge of
the Rrm’s Saws returns to life as a vengeful
vixen. Halle Berry. (AC,V) PG13-1:44. HBO
Mar.5,10,15,20,23,26 CDEH
CEDAR RAPIDS A weekend insurance
convention proves to be a hotbed of sex for
a young man. Ed Helms, John C. Reilly and
Anne Heche star. (AC,AL,BN,V) R-1:27.
HBO Mar.15,18,21,29,31 C5EH
CHASING LIBERTY A President’s daughter
gives her guards the slip and enjoys a
holiday. Mandy Moore. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:51. HBO Mar.3,8,12,16,21CDEH
CHASING PAPI A Latino Casanova courts
three women in three cities. (AC,AL,MV)
PG-1:20. HBO Mar.7,16 CDEH
CHEMISTRY Opposites attract in this adult
series. 03: Smoke & Mirrors (AC,AL,N,
SC,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:27. MAX Mar.8
CSH; 04: Montecito (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-:24. MAX Mar.8 CSH;
05: Flesh Wounds (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-:25. MAX Mar.19 CSH;
06: Downtime (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-:27. MAX Mar.19 CSH
CHILD’S PLAY 2 Chucky the doll returns to
terrorize a young boy again. Alex Vincent,
Jenny Agutter, Gerrit Graham. (AC,AL,GV)
R-1:24. MAX Mar.10 CSEH
CHILD’S PLAY 3 Ultra-evil doll Chucky
piles up the body count as he hunts young
Andy and his pals in this Sick. (AC,AL,GV)
R-1:30. MAX Mar.8 CSEH
Billy Crystal is back as a
city dweller who treks across the American
West on a gold expedition. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:56. HBO Mar.2,28 CSEH
CIVIL BRAND An African American woman
attempts to expose the atrocities inSicted
upon female inmates. LisaRaye stars. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:31. HBO Mar.12 CDEH
CLASH OF THE TITANS A heroic mortal
battles every terror the gods can send his
way in this remake. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:46.
HBO Mar.3,8,12,23,25 C5EH
CO-ED CONFIDENTIAL Adult series. 2:
Sophomores 01: Welcome Back (AC,AL,
N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX Mar.15
CSH; 2: Sophomores 02: Undecided
(AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:32. MAX Mar.4
CSH; 2: Sophomores 03: French
Style (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:32. MAX
Mar.18 CSH; 2: Sophomores:
Feature 03: Sex Ed (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:30. MAX Mar.18 CSH;
3: Spring Break Feature 02: Horizontal
Mambo (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
1:26. MAX Mar.31 CSH
Quinn undertakes a tour of world history in
this comedy special. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-
1:23. HBO Mar.3,13,29 CDH
THE COMPANY A renowned ballet
company in Chicago takes on a new dance
project in this drama. Starring Malcolm
McDowell and Neve Campbell. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:52. MAX Mar.13 CDEH
CONFIDENCE A cocky con man agrees to
pull off a seemingly impossible scam for a
big-time swindler. Ed Burns, Rachel Weisz,
Andy Garcia, Paul Giamatti. (AC,AL,BN,V)
R-1:37. HBO Mar.31 CDEH
CONVICTION Oscar®-winner Hilary Swank
delivers a stirring portrayal of a young
woman who launched an 18-year crusade
to overturn her brother’s murder conviction.
Sam Rockwell. (AC,AL,BN,V) R-1:47.
MAX Mar.2,11,20,29 CDEH
COP OUT Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan
play a pair of inept cops in this buddy-cop
comedy from Kevin Smith. (AC,GL,V) R-
1:47. MAX Mar.17,27 CDEH
THE COTTON CLUB Francis Ford Coppola’s
story of Harlem’s notorious nightclub in the
1920s with Richard Gere as a musician
caught up in its risky world. (AL,GV) R-
2:09. MAX Mar.5,30 CSEH
team up in this action-thriller about a battle
between cops and criminals over a stash of
valuable black diamonds. (AC,AL,BN,V)
R-1:41. HBO Mar.2 CDEH
GOLD A quarreling pair of Rgure skaters
heat up the ice while training for pure
Olympic gold. (AC,AL,BN) TV14/S,L,D-
1:38. MAX Mar.2,10,22,27 CSEH
directorial debut with this Oscar®-winning
Best Picture about a soldier. (AC,AL,BN,V)
PG13-3:01. MAX Mar.2,12,24 CSH
DARK FANTASIES College students
participating in a sleep experiment get
more than they bargained for in this erotic
thriller. Jack Lawrence. (AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-1:21. MAX Mar.3,13,22 CSH
DARKMAN Sam Raimi’s comic-book thriller
about a scientist who uses his talents to
take revenge on the gangsters who
maimed him. Liam Neeson. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:35. MAX Mar.9,21,29 CDEH
DATE NIGHT Steve Carell and Tina Fey are
a couple whose wild night out injects some
much-needed spark into their marriage.
Taraji P. Henson. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:28.
MAX Mar.1,11,17,23,28 CDEH
DECEIVED Goldie Hawn sparkles as a
married art expert whose ideal life is
shattered by the discovery of her husband’s
deceptive behavior. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:48. MAX Mar.10,26 CSEH
Victor Mature and Susan Hayward star in
this spectacular 1954 sequel to The Robe.
TVG-1:41. MAX Mar.6 CSEH
DEVIL Five strangers are stuck in an elevator
in a Philadelphia high-rise...and one is
Satan in this chiller! (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:20.
MAX Mar.2,8,14,20,24 CDEH
DIARY OF A WIMPY KID A sixth grader
attempts to Rnd his place in the gawky
world of junior high in this family Rlm.
(MV) PG-1:33. MAX Mar.4 CDEH
Young underdog Greg HefSey is back for
torment at the hands of his brother Rodrick
and more in this second hilarious Sick.
(MV) PG-1:40. MAX Mar.4 CDEH
DIRTY WORK Two slacker buddies devise
a revenge-for-hire business that becomes
an instant success. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-
1:22. HBO Mar.8 CSEH
D.O.A: DEAD OR ALIVE A group of talented
martial artists are called to compete in the
DOA tournament: Dead or Alive. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:26. MAX Mar.3,25 CDEH
DOCTOR DETROIT Snooty college professor
Dan Aykroyd assumes the identity of a
pimp in this hilarious 1983 comedy. (AC,
AL,N) R-1:30. MAX Mar.17 CEH
Seuss’ fantastical feline is brought to
frenzied life in this live-action adaptation of
the beloved children’s book. Starring the
one and only Mike Myers. (AC,MV) PG-
1:22. MAX Mar.1,18 CDEH
Scott Lee stars as the master martial artist
and actor Bruce Lee. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
2:00. HBO Mar.30 C5EH
THE DREAM TEAM Four mental patients
Rnd themselves left to their own devices in
NYC. Michael Keaton, Christopher Lloyd,
Peter Boyle, Stephen Furst star. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:52. MAX Mar.14,24 CSEH
DRUMLINE A talented marching band
drummer’s inability to march to anything
but his own beat. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:59.
HBO Mar.3,5,9,15,28 CDEH
Roman soldier ventures into
treacherous British lands to recover an
icon. Channing Tatum. (V) PG13-1:54.
MAX Mar.10,15,19,25,28 CDEH
EASTBOUND & DOWN All-new episodes of
this HBO comedy series starring Danny
McBride. 15: Chapter 15 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-
:30. HBO Mar.2 C5EH; 16:
Chapter 16 (AC,AL) TVMA-:29. HBO
Mar.4,6,7,9C5EH; 17: Chapter
17 (AC,AL) TVMA-:29. HBO
Mar.11,13,14,16 C5EH; 18:
Chapter 18 (AC,AL) TVMA-:29. HBO
Mar.18,20,21,23 C5EH; 19:
Chapter 19 (AC,AL) TVMA-:30. HBO
Mar.25,27,28,30 C5EH
orphan boy learns some life lessons in this
memoir set in 1930s Tennessee. (AL)
PG-1:56. MAX Mar.7 CSEH
Time-traveling Emmanuelle must pose as
a secret agent with Rod Steele to stop a
shooting in this sexy tale. (AL,MV,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:27. MAX Mar.9,29 CSH
ENDURE A photo leads two detectives on a
desperate race to Rnd a woman tied up in
the woods before a maniac finishes her off.
Judd Nelson and Devon Sawa star. (AC,AL,
V) R-1:32. MAX Mar.24,29 CDEh
ENVY Envy drives a stake between two
buddies when one becomes rich. Starring
Ben Stiller, Jack Black. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:39. HBO Mar.2,10,22 CDEH
EVENT HORIZON A space rescue crew
enters a world of evil when they happen
upon a spaceship lost earlier. Laurence
Fishburne and Sam Neill star. (AC,AL,N,V)
R-1:36. MAX Mar.7,24 CDEH
EVER AFTER When a wealthy landowner
dies, his sweet young daughter is made a
servant by her wicked stepmother in this
update of Cinderella. Drew Barrymore and
Anjelica Huston star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
2:01. HBO Mar.12,21 C5EH
prequel to William Friedkin’s 1973 classic
chronicles Fr. Merrin’s battle against
possession. Stellan Skarsgard. (AL,BN,
GV) R-1:54. MAX Mar.9 CDEH
Raymond’ creator Phil Rosenthal ventures
to Moscow to create a Russian version of
the hit series in this documentary. (AL) PG-
1:25. HBO Mar.3,6,10 C5EH
FACE/OFF FBI agent John Travolta agrees
to switch lives–and faces–with savage
terrorist Nicolas Cage. (AC,AL,V) R-2:19.
MAX Mar.7,12,18,27,31 CDEH
FARGO The Coen Brothers’ morose 1996
classic about kidnapping, extortion and a
grisly wood chipper massacre. (AC,BN,V)
R-1:38. HBO Mar.12,29 C5EH
FATAL INSTINCT Director Carl Reiner
plays on the greats in this take on a ‘Fatal
Attraction,’ ‘Basic Instinct’. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:30. MAX Mar.8,23 CSEH
shines as a widower who Rnds herself in
an unseemly romance. (AC,MV) TVPG/V,D-
1:37. MAX Mar.8 CEH
FEMME FATALE Brian De Palma directed
this thriller with Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
as a dangerous blonde. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:54. HBO Mar.7,30 CDEH
FEMME FATALES Erotic series. 05: The
White Flower (AC,GL,GV,N,SC) TVMA/V,
S,L-:27. MAX Mar.27 CDH; 06:
Girls Gone Dead (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/
V,S,L-:30. MAX Mar.8,18 CDH; 07:
Haunted (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:27.
MAX Mar.5,22 CDH
FEVER HBO Original Movie An ex-con
and a lawyer team up to help the woman
they both love. Armand Assante. (AL,N,V)
R-1:39. MAX Mar.11 CSEH
FFOLKES Sabotage expert Roger Moore
takes on a terrorist who is threatening to
blow up a major oil rig in this thriller. (AC,
AL,V) PG-1:40. MAX Mar.19 CEH
A FISH CALLED WANDA American beauty
Jamie Lee Curtis gets involved in a London
jewel heist in this hit comedy. John Cleese,
Kevin Kline and Michael Palin co-star. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-1:48. MAX Mar.30 CEH
of the critically acclaimed HBO comedy
series. 07: Drive By (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:26.
HBO Mar.11,22 CSEH; 19: Prime
Minister (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-:28. HBO
Mar.23 C5EH; 20:
Newzealandtown (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-:25.
HBO Mar.3,15,26 C5EH
Fred & Barney get help from the Great
Gazoo in Rnding their lovely wives. (AL)
PG-1:31. MAX Mar.1,13,31 CDEH
THE FOURTH KIND A psychologist in a
remote Alaskan town fears disappearances
could be alien abductions. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:38. MAX Mar.4,13,21,29 CDEH
GAME CHANGE HBO Original Movie The
2008 presidential campaign of John
McCain and Sarah Palin is seen from the
inside in this drama. Julianne Moore,Woody
Harrelson and Ed Harris star. (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-1:58. HBO Mar.10,11,12,
16,18,20,22,24,28,31 C5EH
GAME OF THRONES All-new episodes of
the epic HBO drama series. 06: A Golden
Crown (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:53. HBO
Mar.1 C5EH; 07: You Win Or
You Die (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:58.
HBO Mar.8 C5EH; 08: The
Pointy End (AC,AL,GV,N) TVMA/V,S,L-:58.
HBO Mar.15 C5EH; 09: Baelor
(AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:56. HBO Mar.22
C5EH; 10:
Fire and Blood (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,S,L-
:53. HBO Mar.29 C5EH
Human survivors dwell within a city
that is surrounded by zombies. Simon
Baker, John Leguizamo. (AC,AL,GV,SC) R-
1:33. HBO Mar.19 CDEH
GET CARTER Sylvester Stallone plays a
criminal enforcer who suspects his
brother’s death was foul play. Also with
Mickey Rourke, Michael Caine. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:43. HBO Mar.8 CDEH
THE GETAWAY Alec Baldwin and Kim
Basinger are thieves running for the
Mexican border with a suitcase full of loot
after a heist goes bad. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:55. MAX Mar.3,13,28 CDEH
THE GIRL NEXT DOOR A bookish highschool
teen falls for a porn star who moves
in next door to him. Emile Hirsch, Elisha
Cuthbert. (AL,MV,N,SC) R-1:49. MAX
Mar.6,11,14,19,24,29 CDEH
single women create their own unique list
of dating rules in this erotic series. 01: The
Break-Up Rule (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
:29. MAX Mar.3,11 CSH; 02: The
Last Woman Standing Rule
Mar.2,4,6,7,10,11 CSH; 03: The
Puma Rule (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:27.
MAX Mar.9,11,13,14,17 CSH; 04:
The Vibrator Rule (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:28. MAX Mar.16,18,20,21,24
CSH; 05: The B*tch Rule
Mar.23,25,27,28,31 CSH; 06: The
Magic P***y Rule (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX Mar.30 CSH
Documentary Films A vivid portrait of
Gloria Steinem. (AC,AL,BN) TV14/S,L,D-
1:01. HBO Mar.18,22,29 CSEH
and Justin Long try to make a longdistance
romance work. (AC,AL,MV) R-
1:42. MAX Mar.5,9,24,30 CDEH
THE GONG SHOW MOVIE Acts too hot for
the regular TV “Gong Show” make for
raunchy shenanigans in this comedy cult
favorite featuring Chuck Barris. (AC,AL,N)
R-1:29. MAX Mar.21 CEH
GOSSIP Inspired by a course in journalism,
a group of college students generate a
piece of gossip to see where it leads.
James Marsden, Lena Headey. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:30. MAX Mar.7,19 CDEH
promoter tries to drum up interest in his
heavyweight champ by creating a white
‘contender’ in this satire. Samuel L. Jackson,
Jeff Goldblum and Peter Berg star. (AC,
AL) R-1:31. HBO Mar.1 CDEH
GREEN LANTERN Ryan Reynolds brings
the phosphorescent comic-book superhero
to life as he leads the Rght against an evil
alien force. (AL,MV) PG13-1:54. HBO
Mar.17,18,21,25,27,31 C5EH
THE GUARDIAN A nanny has an evil
connection with a sacred haunted tree in
this horror Rlm. Jenny Seagrove. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-1:32. MAX Mar.23 CSEH
himself in the land of Lilliput where he
towers over its tiny citizens in this adaptation
of the classic novel. (MV) PG-1:25.
HBO Mar.4,7,18,22,26,30 C5EH
HALL PASS Owen Wilson and Jason
Sudeikis are buddies whose long-suffering
wives decide to give them a week off from
marriage in this comedy. (AL,MV,N,SC) R-
1:45.MAX Mar.17,18,22,28CDEH
HALLOWEEN 2 Michael Myers continues
his bloody reign of murder on Halloween
night in this sequel. Jamie Lee Curtis. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:32. MAX Mar.21 CDEH
HANNA A girl raised to be a Rghting
machine enacts her ex-CIA agent father’s
thrilling plan for revenge. Saoirse Ronan,
Eric Bana. (MV) PG13-1:51. HBO Mar.3,
4,6,11,14,17,20,24,30 C5EH
Harry and his friends
leave Hogwarts behind to battle the evil
Voldemort. (AC,V) PG13-2:26. HBO Mar.
1,4,7,10,13,16,25,26 C5EH
HBO FIRST LOOK: American Reunion
Behind the scenes of the newest installment
in the American Pie Rlm series. TV14-
:13. HBO Mar.27,29,30 CSh
HEART AND SOULS Robert Downey Jr. is a
city slicker with four feisty angels. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:43. MAX Mar.6,27 CDEH
stars in this Stephen King adaptation about
a boy’s friendship with a mysterious
clairvoyant stranger. (AC,AL,RP,V) PG13-
1:41. MAX Mar.11,30 CDEH
HENRY AND JUNE 1930s Paris is the
setting for this drama about the torrid affair
between writers Anais Nin and Henry Miller.
Fred Ward, Uma Thurman. (AC,AL,N,SC)
NC17-2:16. MAX Mar.22 CSEH
HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES Four young
travelers are trapped in a house of horrors
in this Rob Zombie shocker. (AC,AL,GV,N)
R-1:29. MAX Mar.11 CDEH
home becomes the crux of a conSict.
Jennifer Connelly, Ben Kingsley. (AC,AL,N,
V) R-2:06. MAX Mar.10,27 CDEH
HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN Former prowrestler
Dave Bautista is an ex-cop on the
run from cops and criminals. (AL,SC,V) R-
1:28. MAX Mar.4,20 CDEH
HOUSESITTER Architect Steve Martin Rnds
that con artist Goldie Hawn has moved into
his house while posing as his wife. (AC,AL)
PG-1:41. MAX Mar.9,17 CSEH
boy befriends a dragon in this Oscar®-nominated
animated hit. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:38.
HBO Mar.8,11,16,27,31 C5EH
HBO Family Documentary Kids share their
thoughts on what it would be like to grow
up to become President of the U.S. TVY-
:22. HBO Mar.4,12,24,30 CSEH
IDENTITY A group of strangers are
stranded at a remote motel where a
maniac begins slaying them. With John
Cusack, Ray Liotta. (AC,AL,BN,GV) R-
1:30. MAX Mar.1,14,27 CDEH
GI returns home to battle nasty thugs, win
the girl and save the day in this hilarious
spoof of ‘blaxploitation’ Sicks. (AL,N,V) R-
1:29. MAX Mar.8,28 CSEH
IN & OUT Kevin Kline plays a straight
schoolteacher who is ‘outed’ on national
television by a former student in this
comedy. Joan Cusack. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:30. MAX Mar.4,8,21,31 CDEH
THE IN CROWD A young woman just out of
an asylum winds up in the company of a
sexy siren who harbors sinister secrets. Lori
Heuring, Susan Ward. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-
1:45. HBO Mar.6,15,23 C5EH
INCEPTION Christopher Nolan’s futuristic
thriller with Leonardo DiCaprio as a
criminal who specializes in inRltrating
people’s dreams. (MV) PG13-2:28. MAX
Mar.3,8,12,16,21,25 CDEH
INDEPENDENCE DAY Will Smith and Bill
Pullman lead humanity against an alien
invasion in this sci-R hit. (AL,V) PG13-2:25.
HBO Mar.6,9,11,15,20,24 CDEH
discovers his new cupboard has magical
powers. Hal Scardino, Lindsay Crouse. (AL,
MV) PG-1:36. MAX Mar.8 CDEH
grow up smitten with a pair of high-society
sisters in a 1950s small town. Liv Tyler,
Joaquin Phoenix, Billy Crudup star. (AC,AL,
BN) R-1:47. MAX Mar.12 CDEH
and Michael Douglas star in this sequel to
Romancing the Stone. Danny DeVito. (AL,
BN,V) PG-1:46. MAX Mar.12 CSEH
JUST MARRIED Two lovebirds go on the
honeymoon from hell. Ashton Kutcher and
Brittany Murphy star. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:35. MAX Mar.2,7,16,31 CDEH
KNIGHT AND DAY Tom Cruise is a superspy
who takes hapless Cameron Diaz on a
wild adventure. (AL,MV) PG13-1:49. MAX
Mar.2,11,15,20,26,31 CDEH
GARDEN Lady Gaga performs in New York
City in this concert event. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-
1:55. HBO Mar.14,23,31 C5H
LAST MAN STANDING Bruce Willis walks
a Rne line between two warring gangs in
Prohibition-era Jericho, Texas in this
thrilling update of Yojimbo. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:41.MAX Mar.3,13,16,22,26,29CDE
Marty Feldman’s foreign legion spoof
Rnds the bug-eyed comic as the hapless
brother to a handsome legionnairre. (AC,
AL) PG-1:24. MAX Mar.20 CEH
Films Inside the HIV/AIDS pandemic in East
Africa and the impact of drug treatments.
(AC) TVPG/D-:32. HBO Mar.2CSEH
LEAVE IT TO BEAVER Beaver Cleaver and
his all-American family are back in this
1997 Rlm of the classic TV show. (AC,MV)
PG-1:28. HBO Mar.23 C5EH
OF GA’HOOLE An owl launches a quest to
locate the legendary defenders of his species.
(MV) PG-1:37. MAX Mar.3 CDEH
LIFE AS WE KNOW IT Polar-opposite
godparents Katherine Heigl and Josh
Duhamel must raise a child. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:55. MAX Mar.1,7,12,24 CDEH
LIFE’S TOO SHORT Comedy series from
Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant. 02:
Episode 2 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:29. HBO
Mar.1 C5EH; 03: Episode 3
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:28. HBO Mar.4,5,8
C5 EH; 04: Episode 4 (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:28. HBO Mar.11,12,15 C5
EH; 05: Episode 5 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-
:28. HBO Mar.18,19,22 C5EH;
06: Episode 6 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:29. HBO
Mar.25,26,29 C5EH
LINGERIE Erotic series. 23: Naughty
Couture (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30.
MAX Mar.2 CSH; 24: Exotic
Dancer (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:29.
MAX Mar.9,14 CSH; 25: Exposed
Mar.25 CSH; 26: Walk the Walk
Mar.20 CSH; Feature 05: Sheer
Delight (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-1:56.
MAX Mar.7,23 CSH; Feature 06:
Model Mayhem(AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
1:27. MAX Mar.26 CSH
Scarlett Johansson are unlikely friends in
Tokyo in this Oscar®-winning drama. (AC,
AL) R-1:42. MAX Mar.6 CDEH
LOVE & OTHER DRUGS Slick Viagra salesman
Jake Gyllenhaal falls for Parkinson’s
patient Anne Hathaway. (AC,AL,N) R-1:52.
HBO Mar.13,21,26 C5EH
Documentary Films Inside Afghanistan’s
Badam Baugh Women’s Prison. (AC,AL)
TV14/L,D-1:12. HBO Mar.19 SEH
cuts a deal with a popular schoolmate.
Nick Cannon stars. (AC,AL) PG13-1:42.
HBO Mar.6,12,17,23,29 CSEH
LUCK Dustin Hoffman stars in this HBO
series. 05: Episode 5 (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/
V,S,L-:46. HBO Mar.3 C5EH;
06: Episode 6 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:52. HBO
Mar.4,6,7,10 C5EH; 07:
Episode 7 (AC,AL,V) TVMA/V,L-:52. HBO
Mar.11,13,14,17 C5EH; 08:
Episode 8 (AC,AL,V) TVMA/V,L-:47. HBO
Mar.18,20,21,24 C5EH; 09:
Episode 9 (AC,AL,GV,N) TVMA/V,S,L-1:07.
HBO Mar.25,27,28,31 C5EH
MACGRUBER The mullet-loving character
from Saturday Night Live returns in this
riotous comedy. (AC,AL,MV) R-1:30.MAX
Mar.5,8,17,23,27 CDEH
THE MAKER An adopted teenager joins his
long-lost brother in a life of thievery and
grift in this thriller. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:39.
MAX Mar.13,25,30 CDEH
THE MAKING OF Behind-the-scenes
specials. Bridesmaids (AC,AL,MV)
TVPG/V,L,D-:12. HBO Mar.22,26,31
CSEH; Cedar Rapids (AC,AL,
MV) TV14/V,L,D-:14. HBO Mar.12,19,24
CSEH; Clash of the Titans (V)
TVPG/V-:13. HBO Mar.17,25 CSH;
Gulliver’s Travels (MV) TVPG/V-:12. HBO
Mar.1,6,18,26 CSEH; How To
Train Your Dragon (MV) TVPG/V-:13.
HBO Mar.14,30 CSEH; Scott
Pilgram vs. the World (AC,MV)
TVPG/V,D-:13. HBO Mar.29 CSEH
MAN ON FIRE A bodyguard avenges the
kidnapping of a little girl. Starring Denzel
Washington, Dakota Fanning. (AC,GL,GV)
R-2:26. MAX Mar.18,23 CDEH
MAN ON THE MOON Jim Carrey delivers
one of his best performances as enigmatic
comedian Andy Kaufman in this Rlm that
earned him a Golden Globe. (AC,AL,BN,V)
R-1:59. HBO Mar.8 C5EH
Films The story of an Indian boy who rose to
fame as a long-distance runner before his
coach was caught up in a scandal. (AL,V)
TV14/V,L-1:39. HBO Mar.2 5EH
MARMADUKE This hilarious live-action
family Rlm follows the tail-wagging
adventures of the massive Great Dane on
the West Coast. Voice of Owen Wilson. (MV)
PG-1:28. MAX Mar.6,29 CDEH
MAX ON SET Behind-the-scenes featurettes.
Inception (V) TVPG/V-:13. MAX
Mar.25 CSH; Knight and Day
(AC,V) TVPG/V,D-:13. MAX Mar.16
CSH; Robin Hood (AC,V)
TVPG/V,D-:13. MAX Mar.26 CS
EH; Shrek Forever After (MV)
TVPG/V-:13. MAX Mar.13 CSH;
Unstoppable (MV) TVPG/V-:12. MAX
Mar.14 CSH; Valentine’s Day (AC,
AL) TVPG/L,D-:13. MAX Mar.22 CSH
MEAN STREETS Martin Scorsese’s stark,
realistic look at the life of a loan shark on
the streets of Manhattan’s Little Italy. With
Robert De Niro, Harvey Keitel, David Proval,
Amy Robinson, Richard Romanus. (AL,
N,V) R-1:52. MAX Mar.13,29 CEH
HBO Special
Presentation Comedy legend Mel Brooks
and talk-show pioneer Dick Cavett unite on
stage for an evening of side-splitting jokes,
anecdotes, and more. (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-
:56. HBO Mar.5,27 CSH
debating life as comedy or tragedy create
two versions of the same story-one comic,
one tragic-in this Woody Allen Rlm.
Chiwetal Ejiofor, Will Ferrell, Jonny Lee
Miller and Radha Mitchell star. (AC,AL,SC)
PG13-1:39. MAX Mar.17 CEH
MEN IN BLACK Two extraterrestrial hunting
agents from a top-secret
goverment agency sniff out an intergalactic
conspiracy to destroy Earth in this sci-R
comedy with Tommy Lee Jones and Will
Smith. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:38. HBO
Mar.3,8,13,16,28,31 C5EH
MERCURY RISING Maverick federal agent
Bruce Willis protects an autistic boy from
assassins after he cracks a top-secret
government code. (AC,AL,V) R-1:51.MAX
Mar.1,11,16,21,31 CDEH
THE METEOR MAN A meteor strike
transforms a wimpy schoolteacher into a
crime-Rghting superhero in this comedy
adventure. Robert Townsend. (AL,V)
PG13-1:40. HBO Mar.9 CSEH
MISSING A desperate American father
searches through Chile for his son, who
has mysteriously disappeared during the
coup of 1973. Jack Lemmon and Sissy
Spacek star in this thriller. (AC,AL,BN,V)
PG-2:02. MAX Mar.16 CEH
MODERN PROBLEMS Chevy Chase stars
as a depressed air-trafRc controller who
suddenly Rnds himself endowed with
telekinetic powers. Patti D’Arbanville.
(AC,AL) PG-1:33. MAX Mar.9 CEH
Riotous comedy about a California couple
who are kidnapped by a lovestruck
intergalactic despot.With Jon Lovitz, Dwier
Brown, Teri Garr and Kathy Ireland. (AC,AL) PG-
1:28. MAX Mar.12 CDH
MOMENT BY MOMENT Bored housewife
Lily Tomlin Rnds her passion stoked by
young, hunky drifter John Travolta in this
memorable 1978 romance. (AC,AL) R-
1:45. MAX Mar.1 CSEH
MONTE CARLO Three young women get
the upgrade of a lifetime on a post-high
school trip to Paris in this comedy. Selena
Gomez, Leighton Meester, Katie Cassidy.
(AL,MV) PG-1:49. HBO Mar.31 C5E
MR. BEAN’S HOLIDAY The befuddled Mr.
Bean of the hit television series wins a
French excursion that goes wildly awry in
this comedy sequel. Rowan Atkinson, Emma
de Caunes and Willem Dafoe star.
G-1:27. HBO Mar.15,26 C5EH
MR. MOM Michael Keaton becomes a
stay-at-home dad struggling with the kids’
carpool, the vacuum cleaner, and more.
(AC,AL) PG-1:31. MAX Mar.29 CEH
MR. NANNY Nanny/bodyguard Hulk Hogan
must save his young charges and the
world from a megalomaniac and his goons.
(MV) PG-1:24.MAX Mar.21CDEH
MULHOLLAND DR. David Lynch’s
surrealistic Rlm noir set in the dark
underbelly of Los Angeles. (AC,AL,N) R-
2:27. MAX Mar.9,27 CDEH
Frog, Miss Piggy and the rest of the
Muppets undertake an epic swashbuckling
search for treasure in this musical comedy.
G-1:40. MAX Mar.14 CSEH
sleuth Hercule Poirot unravels a puzzling
mystery aboard a snowbound train. Albert
Finney, Lauren Bacall, Ingrid Bergman.
(AC,AL,V) PG-2:08. MAX Mar.3 CH
Vardalos stars as a single girl who creates
a major stir within her traditional Greek
family by falling for a guy who has one fatal
Saw–he’s not Greek! (AC,AL) PG-1:35.
MAX Mar.2,11,26 CDEH
MY SOUL TO TAKE Wes Craven’s chiller
about a serial killer who returns from the
grave to slaughter the seven kids born on
the day he died 16 years earlier. (AC,GL,GV)
R-1:47. HBO Mar.16,28 C5EH
Lt. Frank Drebin must save the Academy
Awards® from a mad bomber! (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:22. HBO Mar.7 C5EH
McPhee is back with her warts, wit and
magic walking stick to spark better
behavior in Rve quarrelsome kids in this
family sequel. (MV) PG-1:49. HBO
Mar.1,9,17,20,26 C5EH
NEVER LET ME GO A love triangle develops
among three human lab specimens who
exist to serve as organ donors in a dark
dystopian society. (AC,BN,MV) R-1:44.
HBO Mar.13,30 C5EH
NO WAY OUT Kevin Costner plays a naval
ofRcer charged with investigating the
murder of a woman with powerful
connections. Gene Hackman. (AL,N,V) R-
1:54. MAX Mar.1,16,27 CSEH
ON FREDDIE ROACH Follow world-famous
boxing trainer Freddie Roach in this
engaging six-episode series. #6 (AL)
TVMA/L-:27. HBO Mar.1 C5Eh
Mariachi rides again in this explosive third
Rlm in the action series. Antonio Banderas,
Salma Hayek, Johnny Depp. (AC,AL,GV)
R-1:42. HBO Mar.9 CDEH
187 Brave high-school teacher Samuel L.
Jackson leaves New York for L.A. in this
compelling drama. (AC,AL,V) R-1:59.
MAX Mar.4,15 CDEH
love and prosperity while Seecing an
afSuent family in this comedy starring
Dana Carvey and Todd Graff. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:41. MAX Mar.17 CSEH
THE ORDER A maverick priest uncovers an
ancient sect with supernatural ties in this
thriller. Heath Ledger stars. (AC, AL,V) R-
1:42. HBO Mar.23 CDEH
OSMOSIS JONES Bill Murray stars as a
construction worker whose ailing body
becomes a battleReld in this tale. (AC,AL)
PG-1:35. HBO Mar.18 CDEH
result in a major culture clash between two
families in this comedy. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:43.MAX Mar.6,14,19,24,29CDEH
OUT OF SIGHT George Clooney is a
charming crook who clicks with sexy
federal marshal Jennifer Lopez. (AC,AL,V)
R-2:03. MAX Mar.7,20,30 CDEH
PAUL Two sci-R geeks aid a pot-smoking
extraterrestrial fugitive in this spoof. Simon
Pegg and Nick Frost star. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:44. MAX Mar.10,16,22 CDEH
Pee-wee’s back in this
adaptation of the stage show. (AC)
TVPG/D-1:29. HBO Mar.15,27 CSH
PEOPLE I KNOW Al Pacino stars in this
drama that follows 24 hours in the life of a
NYC publicist. Kim Basinger. (AC,AL) R-
1:39. MAX Mar.18,30 CDEH
A high-school teen
learns that he is the son of Poseidon in this
adaptation from the books. (MV) PG-1:59.
HBO Mar.1,4,6,9,17 C5EH
PERFECT CREATURE In a world in which
vampires and humans peacefully co-exist,
a crazed bloodsucker goes on a blooddraining
spree through human slums.
Dougray Scott, Saffron Burrows. (AC,AL,
GV) R-1:28. MAX Mar.22 CDEH
of the night is brought to life in director
Joel Schumacher’s stirring adaptation of
Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Broadway smash.
Gerard Butler, Emmy Rossum. (BN,V)
PG13-2:21. MAX Mar.19,23 CDEH
PICTURE PERFECT A man-hunting miss
turns the corporate ladder into a dizzying
seesaw in this romantic comedy. Jennifer
Aniston, Jay Mohr, Kevin Bacon. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:42. HBO Mar.30 C5EH
THE PINK PANTHER Peter Sellers is the
hilariously ditzy Inspector Clouseau in
Blake Edwards’ riotous 1964 romp. (AC,MV)
TVPG/V,D-1:55. MAX Mar.12 CEH
Inspector Clouseau’s former boss threatens
to destroy the world unless the klutzy
detective is eliminated in this 1976 comedy.
(AC) PG-1:43. MAX Mar.28 CEH
PLATO’S RUN Ex-Navy hero Gary Busey
calls on his mercenary pals to help rescue
his kidnapped daughter. Roy Scheider. (AL,
V) R-1:36. MAX Mar.9,29 CSEH
PLATOON Oliver Stone’s searing Vietnam
drama–and winner of four 1986 Oscars®
including Best Picture. Tom Berenger,
Willem Dafoe, Charlie Sheen. (AC,AL,GV)
R-2:00. MAX Mar.5,15,28 CSEH
Legendary private eye Philip Marlowe is at
his hard-boiled best as he plunged into a
dangerous case involving a sinister land
scheme. James Caan. (AC,AL,BN,V) TVMA/
V,L-1:40. MAX Mar.15 CSEH
journeys in search of his one true love in
this funny and enchanting comedy. Mandy
Patinkin, Peter Falk, Billy Crystal. (AL,MV)
PG-1:38. MAX Mar.15 CSEH
PULP FICTION Quentin Tarantino’s modern
classic that weaves together a series of
interrelated stories involving a quirky group
of criminal sorts. John Travolta, Samuel L.
Jackson star. (AC,AL,GV,N,RP) R-2:34.
MAX Mar.4,8,16,21,27 CDEH
country music star comes to the realization
she must return to her roots to Rnd true
happiness in this sequel. Katrina Elam. (AC,
AL) PG-1:52.MAXMar.12,23CDEH
RAMONA AND BEEZUS The loveable Quimby
girls from Beverly Cleary’s books bring
their sisterhood to the big screen in this
Rlm. G-1:43. MAX Mar.22 CDEH
REAL SEX 4 The Miss Nude World contest,
a European TV show where people strip for
prizes, and much more! (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:53. HBO Mar.29 C
REAL SEX 18 This edition of the sexy
series includes a Seattle peep-show
business run by women and an erotic art
auction in Washington, D.C. (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:47. HBO Mar.8 CSE
SEX Same-sex porn is examined in this
edition of the series. (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-:30. HBO Mar.10,15,27 CSE
The HBO sports magazine hosted by Bryant
Gumbel. 179 (AL) TVPG/L-:58. HBO Mar.
1,3,6CSEH; 180 (AL) TVPG/L-:58.
HBO Mar.20,24,27,29 CSEH
editions. 239 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57. HBO
Mar.2,4,5,7 CSH; 240 (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:57. HBO Mar.9,11,12,14
CSH; 241 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57.
HBO Mar.16,18,19,21 CSH; 242
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57. HBO Mar.23,25,
26,28 CSH; 243 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-
:57. HBO Mar.30 CSH
RED RIDING HOOD A bloodthirsty
werewolf terrorizes a rural village in this
terrifying take on the fairy tale. Amanda
Seyfried, Gary Oldman. (AC,V) PG13-1:40.
MAX Mar.3,8,14,20,25,30 CDEH
THE RELIC A ravenous, brain-eating beast
stalks the shadowy halls of a large
museum in this terrifying thriller. With
Penelope Ann Miller. (AL,GV) R-1:50.MAX
Mar.8,14,24 CDEH
Fat explodes in this thriller about a hitman
who becomes hunted when he can’t bring
himself to kill a child. (AC,AL,V) R-1:28.
HBO Mar.11,23,26 C5EH
REPO MEN Futuristic repo man Jude Law
retrieves artiRcial organs from deadbeat
recipients the gory way...until he gets a new
heart he can’t pay for. (AC,AL,BN,GV) R-
1:51. HBO Mar.2,10,29 C5EH
Two young graverobbers puncture a drum
Rlled with “living dead” gas that resurrects
another legion of brain-munching zombies.
Thom Mathews, James Karen. (AL,GV) R-
1:29. MAX Mar.6 CSEH
Bumbling Inspector Clouseau is on the trail
of an international drug ring in this
hilarious 1978 ‘Panther’ Rlm. (AC,AL,MV)
PG-1:39. MAX Mar.5 CEH
RICOCHET Denzel Washington stars as an
assistant D.A. who must face off against an
ex-con he put away who is out of prison—
and out for revenge. (AC,AL,GV,N) R-1:42.
RING LIFE: Sergio Martinez Rising boxing
star Sergio Martinez opens up about his
personal life and his career in the ring. (AL)
TVPG/L-:10. HBO Mar.2,5,12,14,16 S
THE RITE Evil makes a believer out of a
skeptical young seminarian who is given a
crash course in the rite of exorcism by
Anthony Hopkins. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:54.
HBO Mar.5,14,24,29 C5EH
ROBIN HOOD ‘Gladiator’ director Ridley
Scott and star Russell Crowe reteam in this
thrilling, revisionist take on the “Robin
Hood” legend. (AC,MV) PG13-2:20. MAX
Mar.1,9,14,20,26,31 CDEH
SAVING FACE HBO Documentary Films
Oscar®-nominated Rlm about women
disRgured by acid attacks in Pakistan and
the plastic surgeon dedicated to
helping them. (AC) TVPG/D-:40. HBO
Mar.8,11,14,17,20,23 C5EH
Monsters from the Mystery, Inc. gang’s
past return to life to provide the groovy
sleuths with an all-new investigation. (MV)
PG-1:33. MAX Mar.23 CDEH
SCORCHER A military squad must
undertake a mission to save Earth from
destruction. Mark Dacascos. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:31. MAX Mar.17,28 CDEH
rocker Michael Cera must battle his dream
girl’s Seven Evil Exes in this comedy
favorite. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:52. HBO
Mar.2,7,12,20,29 C5EH
THE SCOUT A New York Yankees scout is
packed off to Mexico where he stumbles
on a Rreball-throwing phenomenon. Albert
Brooks and Brendan Fraser star. (AL)
PG13-1:42. HBO Mar.19 CSEH
SECRET LIVES A lawyer is forced to keep
secrets from his gorgeous detective girlfriend
in this erotic tale. (AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/
V,S,L-1:19. MAX Mar.30 CSH
SECRET WINDOW A slumping author’s
struggle to get beyond his personal
problems is worsened by a sinister
stranger’s claim of plagiarism in this thriller
based on a Stephen King novella. Johnny
Depp stars. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:36. MAX
Mar.1,5,10,16,21,27 CDEH
SEPARATE LIES An inquiry into a hit-andrun
accident exposes a clandestine love
affair in this suspense Rlm. (AC,AL) R-
1:25. HBO Mar.6,15 CDEH
SET IT OFF Four struggling young women
decide to start robbing banks in this
superbly dramatic thriller. (AC,AL,BN,V)
R-2:03. MAX Mar.6,14,25 CDEH
special clinic gets turned on by his patients’
sizzling fantasies. (AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
1:19. MAX Mar.12,25 CSH
SGT. BILKO Steve Martin stars as the riotous
title character in this hilarious update of
the classic television series. (AC,AL)
PG-1:34. MAX Mar.12,25 CDEH
SHATTERED After losing his memory in a
violent car crash, an architect struggles to
uncover the truth about his past. (AC,AL,N,
V) R-1:38. MAX Mar.21,31 CSEH
SHE’S THE ONE Two very different brothers
share one thing in common: their problems
with women. Edward Burns, Jennifer
Aniston and Cameron Diaz star. (AC,AL,
MV) R-1:36. MAX Mar.17 CSEH
for the good old days backRres when he
makes a deal with the evil Rumpelstiltskin
in this fourth ‘Shrek’ Rlm. (AC,AL,MV) PG-
1:33. MAX Mar.5,13,30 CDEH
SIN CITY DIARIES Las Vegas high-rollers
turn to sexy concierge Angelica and her
staff to live out their fantasies in this erotic
series. 01: In Capable Hands (AC,AL,N,
SC) TVMA/S,L-:33.MAX Mar.16CSH;
02: Chorus Dreams (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:33. MAX Mar.23 CSH;
03: Con Man (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-:35. MAX Mar.30 CSH
girl must choose between true love and a
lifelong friendship in this romance. Kate
Hudson, Ginnifer Goodwin. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:53. HBO Mar.3,7 C5EH
Nicholson stars as a cradle-robbing old
dog who learns a surprising new trick–that
romance is possible with a woman over
30–in this spicy, rollicking romantic comedy
with Diane Keaton. (AC,AL,BN) PG13-
2:08. MAX Mar.6,19,28 CDEH
SOMEWHERE A burned-out Hollywood
actor has his eyes opened during an
unexpected trip with his 11-year-old
daughter. Stephen Dorff, Elle Fanning. (AC,
AL,N) R-1:38. MAX Mar.2 CDEH
SONNY Nicolas Cage directed this
compelling Rlm about a boy who returns
home from the military to his mother who
runs a seedy brothel in New Orleans. Mena
Suvari, James Franco, Brenda Blethyn. (AC,
AL,N,V) R-1:51. HBO Mar.1 CSEH
Movie The unique friendship shared by
British prime minister Tony Blair and U.S.
president Bill Clinton in the 1990s. (AL)
TV14-1:32. HBO Mar.5,14 C5EH
SPIDER Ralph Fiennes stars as a recently
released mental patient who is tormented
by the memory of his horriRc past. Miranda
Richardson, Gabriel Byrne. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:38. HBO Mar.22 CDEH
SPLICE Geneticists create a human/animal
hybrid that quickly grows out of their
control. Adrien Brody stars. (AC,GL,N,RP,
V) R-1:44. HBO Mar.3 C5EH
Generation crew are pitted against their
deadliest foe: the half-human, halfautomaton
Borg. Patrick Stewart stars. (V)
PG13-1:51. HBO Mar.5,22 CDEH
and Picard team up to save the universe.
Patrick Stewart,William Shatner. (MV) PG-
1:58. HBO Mar.5,23 C5EH
STATE OF GRACE Sean Penn Rnds his
allegiances torn upon returning to his Hell’s
Kitchen roots in this gangland drama. Ed
Harris, Gary Oldman. (AC,AL,N, V) R-2:14.
HBO Mar.19,27 CSEH
STAY TUNED John Ritter and Pam Dawber
are couch potatoes who get zapped into TV
land. With Jeffrey Jones and Eugene Levy.
(AL) PG-1:28. MAX Mar.20 CDEH
STREET FIGHTER Jean-Claude Van Damme
kicks some serious tail on a quest to save
abducted relief workers. Raul Julia. (V)
PG13-1:41. MAX Mar.22 CDEH
SUCKER PUNCH A young woman creates a
fantastic alternate world to help her escape
the horror of the mental institute where she’s
trapped. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:50. HBO Mar.3,
5,8,13,18,21,24,28,29 C5EH
SUPERHEROES HBO Documentary Films
Meet Real Life Superheroes in this entertaining
documentary. (AC,AL,MV) TV14/
V,L,D-1:21. HBO Mar.9 CSEH
a family to take him in for the holidays.
James GandolRni. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:31. MAX Mar.9,22,27 CDEH
SWITCH A dead man must return to Earth
as a female and Rnd a woman who likes
him. Ellen Barkin, Jimmy Smits. (AC, AL)
R-1:43. HBO Mar.12 CDEH
secret agents go undercover (and under the
covers) in this erotic tale. (GV,N,SC) TVMA/
V,S-1:21. MAX Mar.2,6,15,24,28 CSH
TEMPTED Wealthy, powerful Burt Reynolds
concocts a devious plan for testing his new
wife’s Rdelity in this thriller. (AC,AL,BN,V)
R-1:35. HBO Mar.6 CDEH
Arnold Schwarzenegger is back to protect a
young man who may be mankind’s last hope
against the machines. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:49. HBO Mar.7,17,22,30 CDEH
THELMA & LOUISE Susan Sarandon and
Geena Davis are two best friends on the
run from the law in a 1966 T-Bird in this
award-winning hit. (AC,AL,BN,RP,V) R-
2:10. MAX Mar.3,23 CSEH
HBO Documentary Films
Inside the tragic 2009 wrong-way crash on
NY’s Taconic Parkway. (AL,MV) TVMA/L-
1:40. HBO Mar.14 CSH
Hard-luck private eye Treat Williams is
accused of murder. (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,
S,L-1:37. MAX Mar.26 CSH
Impersonators stage a Las Vegas heist.
Kevin Costner, Kurt Russell, Courteney Cox,
Christian Slater. (AC,AL,V) R-2:05. MAX
Mar.2,10,15,20,25 CDEH
TORQUE A young biker is framed for the
murder of a gang leader’s brother. Martin
Henderson, Ice Cube. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:24. MAX Mar.5,18,29 CDEH
THE TRANSPORTER A criminal delivery
man is hunted by thugs. Jason Statham,
Shu Qi. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:32. HBO
Mar.1,4,5,11,14,17,26 CDEH
HBO Documentary Films The catastrophic
1911 industrial Rre in New York City. (AC)
TVPG/D-:39. HBO Mar.13,26 C5EH
BRANDON RIOS Followlightweight champion
Brandon Rios in the 48 hours leading up to
his bout vs. John Murray. (AL) TVMA/L-
:13. HBO Mar.4,13,24 CSH
KIRKLAND Follow promising young boxer
James Kirkland in the 48 hours leading up
to his bout vs. Nobuhiro Ishida. (AL) TVPG/
L-:13. HBO Mar.17,19,21,22 CSH
UNDERWORLD It’s the vampires vs. the
werewolves in this supernatural saga. Kate
Beckinsale, Scott Speedman star. (AC,
AL,V) R-2:01. HBO Mar.4 CDEH
UNITED 93 The horror and heroism of
September 11, 2001, is seen from the
perspective of one hijacked airplane. (AL,
V) R-1:51. HBO Mar.2,28 C5EH
UNIVERSAL SOLDIER The bodies of two
dead Vietnam veterans are re-engineered
into battle-ready warriors. Jean-Claude
Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren. (AC,BN,GL,
GV) R-1:43. HBO Mar.16 CSEH
UNKNOWN Liam Neeson awakens from a
coma with a serious identity problem in
this twist-Rlled thriller. (AC,V) PG13-1:53.
MAX Mar.4,9,15,20,26 CDEH
UNSTOPPABLE Denzel Washington leads
the race to stop a runaway train packed
with explosives. (AL,V) PG13-1:38. MAX
Mar.1,6,11,14,19,23,31 CDEH
VALENTINE’S DAY Cupid’s big day results
in passion, romance and heartbreak for an
intertwined group of Los Angelenos in this
romantic tale. (AC,AL,BN,MV) PG13-2:05.
MAX Mar.5,13,18,23,28 CDEH
VOYEUR’S WEB A journalist is drawn into
a tale of steamy sex and murder when she
begins an article about an erotic webcam
voyeur’s club. (GL,MV,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
1:25. MAX Mar.5,17 CSH
WAKING LIFE Richard Linklater’s animated
Rlm that follows its protagonist through a
haunting series of dreams. (AC,AL) R-
1:41. HBO Mar.20 CDEH
WHAT A GIRL WANTS An American teen
makes waves in the U.K. when she arrives
to meet her well-to-do father...who doesn’t
know she exists! Amanda Bynes. (AC) PG-
WILD THINGS Murder, money, sex and
double-crosses abound in this thriller. Kevin
Bacon, Matt Dillon, Neve Campbell. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-1:48. MAX Mar.30 CDEH
WIN WIN Paul Giamatti is a hard-luck
wrestling coach who takes in a troubled,
but talented teen. (AC,AL,BN,MV) R-1:46.
MAX Mar.6,10,16,21,25 CDEH
WISHCRAFT A high-school nerd is granted
three wishes, but as they come true, his
classmates begin dying. With Michael
Weston, Alexandra Holden. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:42. MAX Mar.8,18 CDEH
WITHOUT A TRACE A six-year-old boy
disappears, prompting a massive search in
this highly charged drama. Kate Nelligan.
(AC,AL) PG-2:01. MAX Mar.5 CEH
THE WIZARD A teen and his autistic
brother undertake a perilous journey from
Utah to the National Video Game
Championships in L.A. Fred Savage. (MV)
PG-1:40. MAX Mar.15 CSEH
WRONG TURN Inbred cannibal rednecks
stalk a group of teens whose car troubles
leave them stranded in a backwoods West
Virginia town. Eliza Dushku. (AC,AL,GV,N)
R-1:24. HBO Mar.5,24 CDEH
X-MEN: FIRST CLASS The uncanny
mutants come together for the Rrst time to
face a power-mad ex-Nazi in this origins
story. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-2:12. MAX
Mar.3,4,7,13,18,22,26,30 CDEH
X2 An uneasy co-existence between humans
and mutants threatens to explode in this
sequel. Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Ian
McKellen, Halle Berry. (AC,AL,V) PG13-2:14.
HBO Mar.2,10,14,19,25,28,31CDEH
YOGI BEAR He’s smarter than the average
bear...and creates more havoc too in this
comedy based on the classic 1960s
cartoon series. Voice: Dan Aykroyd. (MV)
PG-1:20. MAX Mar.10,27 CDEH
YOU GOT SERVED A disagreement threatens
to shatter the dreams of two best friends
who run a street-dancing troupe that’s
about to get its shot at the big time. With
Marques Houston. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:35.
HBO Mar.2,8,14,31 CDEH
YOUR HIGHNESS Medieval moron Danny
McBride undertakes a quest to help save
his brother’s betrothed in this screwball
sword-and-sorcery tale. (AC,AL,MV) R-
1:42. HBO Mar.2,7,12,15 C5EH
CLIMAX Five sexy friends enjoy steamy
fantasy stories on the blog of erotic writer
Zane in this series. (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-1:32. MAX Mar.10,21 CSH
In March: BRIDESMAIDS, X-Men: First Class, GREEN LANTERN, Hall Pass, Carrie
In April: Game of Thrones: New Season, VEEP, The Tree Of Life,  GIRLS,  Sanctum
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"United 93"
The horror and heroism of September 11, 2001, is seen from the perspective of the hijacked airplane that did not reach its intended target, thanks to a selfless group of passengers. Described by Variety as “taut, visceral and predictably gut-wrenching,” United 93 chronicles the flight as the four hijackers take control and steer a course of terror. While air-traffic controllers and military personnel scramble in the wake of planes slamming into the Twin Towers, the passengers of Flight 93 realize they are part of another suicide mission—and that they are the only hope to stop it. Written and directed by Paul Greengrass. United 93 has been seen on various HBO channels: HBO, HBO SIGNATURE, HBO LATINO and HBO HighDef.
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Other movie listings this month:
American Movie Classics ... Turner Classic Movies ... A&E ... History Channel ... Starz Kids & Family ... Encore
Starz ... Starz in Black ... Starz Edge ... Starz Comedy ... Encore's Mystery ... Drama and Action Channels and Wam
Showtime ... Showtime Too ... Showtime's Flix Channel ... The Movie Channel ... Showtime Women and Sundance channel
Starz Cinema ... Starz HDTV ... Encore Westerns ... MoviePlex and Encore's Love Channel
SYFY Channel movies & TV-marathons ... USA Network movies

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