BEWARE......... citizens of the universe
You are about to make contact with one of the most ugly,
nasty, unwashed and thirsty creatures in space.
He makes the seas dry, he makes the heaven fall down.
He makes the TAZMANIAN DEVIL look like a fart in space.
And on a party, he'll turn all HELL loose!!!!
Crawling out from the deep forests, where i once grew up,
he sometimes lurks around society.
Spreading howling screams of joy from his bad-breathed face,
and unmentionable vapors from his behind.
Please let me introduce you to; the prowler, the moose-raper,
the terror of the woods in the north.
Hold on tight to your pants.......... Here he is:
PYTTE!!!!
No.......... the picture is NOT out of focus.
After those huge amounts off beer, he actually looks like
this!
This is a quite sober PYTTE, actually in quite a good mood.
(Regarding that he has less than 3 promille alcohol in his
blood,
and in his case, that can be fatal)
NOTICE; the text on his t-shirt:
'Waddaya mean bearbelly?? Have ya never seen an airbag before??'
After knowing him for more than 20 years, i have finally
been able
to teach PYTTE some basic communication.
I have to say that he has a very clear bodylanguage.
(And that's a damned luck, since it is totally impossible
to understand
all those strange 'Grunts' and 'Brueef!!' that comes out
of his mouth,
Most often they simply disappear in the horrible souds that
appear
when his behind lets out those interesting vapors!)
Well, here you see yours truly (me) and 'wifey' (Anna) during
a training session with PYTTE.
Actually 'wifey' is mostly kept handy, ready to strip off
her clothes to
distract PYTTE when he starts to try to eat our animals......
This is PYTTE, getting really serious with his date 'Tilda'
at his 30th birthday.
He has really turned on his loverboy-look here...........
And here's another of his recent dates; 'Lotta'
She still haven't recovered, by the way.........
Huh! That was a helluva vet-bill!
Everyone living as far out in the wilderness as PYTTE has
to be their own 'McGyver'.
Right here he's thinking about a good way to use this fork
for a new
kind of weapon, good enough to start the third world war.
FINAL WARNING:
If you ever see PYTTE with this look, and you don't have
a whole
pharmacys worth of tranquilizers in your pocket;
GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!!!
This is the look of a SOBER PYTTE.
It is rarely seen (and that's good for world peace)
BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!