TOP 20 CHARACTER DEATHS

Playing cards against a minotaur and winning.
Insulting a humogous angry dragon
Jumping into an illusionary pile of gold, which turns out to be above a lava pit
Bragging that you can take out a whole army of ogres single-handedly then being asked to demonstrate
Accidently destroying a powerful evil wizards spellbook when the wizard still has an instant death memorized
Choking to death on some bad inn food
Challenging a high level warrior to a duel to the death while you are low level
Turning your back on an enraged group member
Trying to out drink a dwarf
Telling an elven archer he has bad aim
Ticking off your Dungeon Master
Dropping a gem accidently into a hole inhabited by a very poisonous snake and then reaching into the hole to get the gem
Drinking from a lake that has a sign up saying "Caution: The water in this lake turns things to gold"
Getting stranded on a island full of killer bunnies
Trying to outrun a hungry lion while having a stone chest full of gold strapped to your back
Trying to win a staring contest with a medusa
Trying to hold your breath underwater longer than an aquatic elf
Attempting to kill a god
Trying to make villagers afraid of you by telling them you are a witch, just to get burned at the stake
Being on the reciveing end of a hostile wizards finger